Heyy people of fanfiction! I thought I would post a bit about myself so here goes:

I really like TV, reading, music, writing (sometimes), cooking my fave food, my ipod and laptop, I'm smart although have hardly any common sence :D

My favourite TV shows are:

CSI (Snickers, Sandle, Catnip, Catherine/Vartann)
CSI New York (Lindsay/Danny, Mac/Peyton, Mac/Jo)
Doctor who
NCIS (Tony/Kate)
The Finder (Walter/Isabell)
Waterloo road (Nicki/Tom)
Primeval (Jess/Becker,Conby)
Chase (2010)
Rizzoli and Isles
Sherlock(Molly/Sherlock)
The Simpsons
Top Gear (Whoa the Hamster :D)
Torchwood
Continuum
Life
Rookie Blue
How I met Your Mother
Harry Hill's TV burp
Psych
The Mentalist
Rules Of Engagement

My Favourite Films Are :

Captain America : The First Avenger
Thor
Iron Man 1 & 2(Can't wait for the third one)
The Avengers
The Amazing Spiderman
Men in Black films (as you can see, I am a marvel fan)
Grown ups
Tomb Raider (Both Films and Games)
Fun with Dick and Jane
Tower Heist
Mystery Men
Night at the Museum
Hulk
Indiana Jones films
The Lion King
Here comes the boom
James Bond films
Agent Cody Banks films
Ace Ventura films
Dumb and Dumber
Superhero movie
Fox and the Hound (Classic disney movies are the best)
The Matrix (Only seen the first one so far)
Arthur
Blades of Glory
The Blind Side
Broken Arrow
Super 8 (Steven Spielberg films are good)
Sherlock Holmes
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Yes Man
Click
Johnny English
...And so Much more :)

Favourite actors/actresses :

Adam Sandler
Alec Newman (Waterloo Road)
Alex Carter (CSI, CSI:NY, Rizzoli and Isles, Flashpoint, Ghost Whisper, Life, Bones and mostly everything I watch)
Angie Harmon (Rizzoli and Isles, Agent Cody Banks and Fun with Dick and Jane)
Ben Mansfield (Primeval)
Ben Miller (Primeval & Johnny English)
Ben Stiller
Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock)
Cobie Smulders (The Avengers and How I met Your Mother)
Daniel Craig (James Bond and Tomb Raider)
David Tennant (Georgia Moffat's Husband) (St. Trinians 2 & Doctor Who)
Eddie Murphy
Eric Szmanda (CSI)
Geoff Stults (The Finder)
Georgia Moffat (Casualty & Doctor Who & Merlin)
Hank Azaria (Mystery Men, Night at the Museum 2 and most of the characters from the Simpsons)
Iain Stirling (Presenter and Comedian on various stuff)
Jorga Fox (CSI)
Jason Done (Waterloo road & Glasgow Tigers Fan)
Jim Carrey
John Barrowman (Doctor Who & Torchwood)
Martin Freeman (Sherlock & Hotfuzz)
Mercedes Masöhn (The Finder & CSI:NY & NCIS & Quarantine 2)
Peter Davison (Georgia moffat's Dad) (Doctor Who)
Rachel Nicholas (Continuum & dumb and dumberer)
Robert Downy Jr. (Iron Man, the Avengers and Sherlock Holmes)
Sasha Alexander (NCIS & CSI & Rizzoli and Isles & Yes Man)

I really want one TV show or film with all of them in it as main cast and minor cast, that would be totally wicked!

I own a lot of pets, it is like a zoo and an aquarium in one!

What is the plural of fish...

PM'S WELCOME.

HOW COULD THEY CANCEL THE FINDER D: From the first episode I thought it was different and awesome but then found out it was cancelled, the last episode is sad at the near end when Walter is arrested and it feels incomplete.

D: I think TV stations love to cancel TV series even though they haven't aired in the UK yet, they cancel the second series anyway, for all they know it will do better in the UK. And just to make sure it doesn't, they put it on a channel not many people know about. It was Lendend... Wait for it, and if you are lactose and tolerant your won't like this word... DARY!

And I love the Avengers :D

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead.

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, James Potter, Lily Potter, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

The World doesn't end in 2012 because my yougart goes out of date in 2013.

Someone burgled my house... they still haven't foung HER yet.
How do you know it is a she?
I don't but how do you know it is a he?
I don't, I just don't want to be called a sexist.

Dude1: SINGING IN THE RAIN, I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN.
*a day later*
Dude 2: Hey, what's up?
Dude 1: I have a cold

I got band from B&Q yesterday this werido asked do you want decking but luckly I punched her first.

How rude who threw a bottle at Justin Bieber?
They should of have thrown a TV or cement block..

Got to put Destroyed on updates slow at the at the moment for a little while as of problems again out with my control all to do with my computer which has gone dodgy but I will try and out smart it, at the moment I can write but some day's it refuses to log me on to my account and then I use WordPad so I have to find it as it keep disappearing and also slight writers block for this story.

I am trying to write a new story but it is very slow and I am not posting anything as I'm going to work on it for a while until I'm happy with the first chapter which will be a while. I have idea's for, NCIS, Sherlock, Doctor Who (the new story which will be like a spin-off), Primval, and the Finder.

Any idea's for Destroyed???