Hello ladies, gentlemen, hanyou, personified countries, shinigami/soul reapers, host club kings, alchemists, homunculi, alices, bird kids, werewolves, vampires, witches, wizards, warriors, pokemon, fangirls, budding manga writers/artists, youkai, arrancar, Yeerks, Andalites, Hork-Bajir, Taxxons, Time Lords and Ladies, Ood, Adipose, sailor senshi, elemental demons, angels, secret agents, bad guys, good guys, Original Characters and creatures of the unknown!!!*Pant, Pant, Pant* Now that thats out of the way, Welcome to My Profile! Here is my basic information:

Age: High School Sophomore

Gender: Female

Status: Single

Pesterchum Username: tenebraMagistra

Favorite Manga and Book Series: WAY to many to fit here. Inuyasha, Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Maximum Ride are among them.

Favorite Movies: Again, WAY to many to fit here. Indiana Jones (the first three), Harry Potter(all of them!), Pokemon(all of the ones with an English translation), a certain movie saga that shall go unnamed due to the amount of haters(the latest one was AWESOME! Can't wait for the next one), and many, many others.

Pets: A one-eared beagle named Onesie. And yes, I said one-eared beagle. She was born that way, and is so freakin' adorable!!! Her full name is Onesie McBeagle.

My Ancestors Were From: Ireland, Switzerland, Germany, and former Czechoslovakia (now the Czech Republic and Slovakia).

ATTENTION! I am now an active Beta Reader!

Stories in Planning:

[title to be decided]- a Harry Potter/Hetalia/Good Omens/Calvin and Hobbes crossover. Slight AU. Contains 6-7 OCs.

Ongoing Stories:

Time to Kill- On Hiatus until I get my grades up

Stories on Indefinite Hiatus:

I Don't Bite... Much- Slated for revision/editing/rewriting because of OOC characters

Vampir Poveste de Dragoste- Writer's block

333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart- Slated for revision/editing/rewriting because of various reasons

Monster Apocalypse- Slated for revision/editing/rewriting for various reasons

Tsubasa: Those With Fruits Basket- Slated for revision/editing/rewriting for various reasons

Completed Stories:

World War One: Hetalia Style!

I just want to say that I support same-sex marriage, even though I live in North Carolina (that state that made same-sex marriage illegal :p).

Funny/Serious/Emotional Quotes/Passages From My Various FanFictions, Even Those I Have Yet to Post(Sorted by Character):

Myrna Maeve(OC):

I grinned maniacally. "This is going to be so much fun," I said before kneeing him in the crotch.

"If I told you I'd have to kill you," I said. When England looked at me like I was insane, I giggled. "Sheesh, I was just joking!"

"Would you rather I kidnap Germany, frog?" I replied, my voice ice cold.

"Don't," I said, my eyes flashing red again. "Don't call me 'your darling', and don't you ever touch me again without my permission, you bloody flirtatious frog!"

I grinned maniacally. "Why, interrogating Prussia, of course!"

"Beam me up, Tony!"

"Yes, I'm alive. No thanks to my idiot brother and his pet wolf."

"Hello again!" I said cheerfully. "I came to return Prussia and turn myself in!"

"Why do you cry for me?" I demanded. "Why do you care for me after what I have done to you?" I don't deserve your sympathy! Why do I even exist?!"

"What are we going to tell your boss? I don't think he'll teke this very well."

Cassie(OC):

Cassie sweatdropped. "I am royally screwed," she thought. "My mom is gonna kill me."

"I don't suppose any of you know how to fix a time travelling charm?"

"So... a witch, a vampire, and a talking fox trapped in the past."

"Your. Little. Brother. Has. A. Girl. Friend." I said slowly.

Jake Maeve(OC):

Jake pointed his gun at me. "My sister is dead," he hissed. "All there is in her place is a blood sucking monster."

"My face feels like it got stepped on by an elephant."

Confused, I asked the one-way ticket question to the unknown: "Huh?!"

Prussia:

"To the awesome lean-to of love!"

"Anyone who hurts my brother is gonna face my awesome wrath!"

"Noess! Not my awesome five meters!"

"I cry for you because you believe you are alone. I care for you because you let me go when you could have kept me prisoner," he said. "You exist to change me."

"Why would I be scared? It's not like you can kill me."

"We shall! It is time for you to experience the awesomeness of my five meters!"

France:

"Miss, why are you kidnapping Prussia?" France asked.

In the library, France suddenly perked up. 'Ohonhonhonhonhonhon!" he laughed. "L'amour is in the air!"

Scotland:

"Crazy girl say WHAT?!" Scotland yelled.

"Oh, sorry to interrupt yer love makin', but America called to tell you..."

Austria:

"CRAZY VASH SAY WHAT?!?!"

Russia:

"The disappearance of scary Natalia. No longer will I have to deal with her stalking me, da?"

Romania:

"Vhat I have vanted to do since we first met. I have made us one, my beloved Natalia. Now you belong to me and me alone." I scrapped this plot.

Seychelles:

"I represent a bunch of islands in a tropical sea. Of COURSE I'd be a mermaid.

For those of you who had not yet noticed, I have changed the title of "Insert Story Title Here" to "I Don't Bite... Much". Congratulations to Velius Psuedonym, who won the "Insert Story Title Here" Story Title contest!!! To the others who submitted titles, thank you, you are all runners-up/second place in the contest!

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I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book I am the girl that people look through when I say something I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or talking to a friend on her cellphone (if she has one) I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year (or at all) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that just wants to make a difference. The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that will do anything to make people feel better. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!

Hetalia: Paint It, White Quotes (organized by character)

Britain

Your brain's in way far outer space!

No one asked you, cheesy monkey!

Bastards! You're dealing with a former pirate now!

How did he understand that? All I heard was "fucking"!

Double 0 ninja!

Perhaps this isn't the best time to bicker for bickering's sake.

Yoink!

How did you manage to build a Chinatown on a spaceship in five seconds?!

America

As the paper in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says..

Now, your ideas will all suck so listen to me!

Oh come on! It's not like the floor's gonna spontaneously fall when we pull it!

Sealand

All systems go!

I modified every bit of my land just for this moment!

No need to fear, Sealand is here!

Italy

I think we should all gather under the white flag!

I haven't been this scared since I pretended to be the box of tomatoes fairy!

Germany

There's no crying in alien warfare!

Bring it on... I'll kill all of you with my bare hands!

Japan

Um.. well... this is where I sense the mood and refrain from speaking.

No! We haven't yet decided what to do!

Stop! I think before we get carried away we should cerebrate with bon dancing.

France

How did he understand that? All I heard was "fucking"!

Son of a bitch! We should have asked them to give us a lift before they flew away!

Switzerland

I think... it tastes like sandwich.

China

Suck balls!

Romano

What the crapola happened here?!

Belarus

Brother Russia, where are you? Why do you leave me here with double D means double Dumb?

Hungary

It's just one bon.

Doctor Who Quotes

Close the door, will you? Your ship's about to blow up- there's gonna be a draft. (Ninth Doctor)

The angels have the phone box. (Tenth Doctor)

Is that a tribophysical waveform macrokinetic extrapolater? (Captain Jack Harkness)

This is not war, this is pest control. (Daleks)

It's bigger on the inside! (Martha Jones)

Rude and not ginger... (Tenth Doctor)

Look at me I'm a target! (Eleventh Doctor)

She was hanging from a barrage balloon, I had an invisible spaceship. *smiling* I never stood a chance. (Captain Jack Harkness)

I'm a time traveller, I point and laugh at archaeologists. (Tenth Doctor)

Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... case there's anything dangerous. (Tenth Doctor)

Hermits United. We meet up every ten years and swap stories about caves. It's good fun... for a hermit. (Tenth Doctor)

I'm doctor Martha Jones and who the hell are you?! (Martha Jones)

It's goodbye Trampoline and hello, Blondie! (Cassandra, aka The Last Human)

I've done it again! I've picked another stupid ape! (Ninth Doctor)

He's not dead for long so I get to kill him again. (The Master)

Sunday Roast, definitely. (Mickey Smith)

Excellent bottom! (Captain Jack Harkness)

Blimey, a real proper rocket! *turns to Doctor* You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari! (Donna Noble)

Oh baby I'm beating out a samba! (Cassandra in the Tenth Doctor's body)

Correctamundo! A word I have never used before and hopefully never will again. (Tenth Doctor)

Well I've got a banana and in a pinch you could put up some shelves. (Captain Jack Harkness)

Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world? (Ninth Doctor)

Funny Conversations from Doctor Who

Captain Jack: Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a tripe-fold sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got?

Ninth Doctor: I've got a sonic, er, never mind.

Captain Jack: What?

Ninth Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that.

Captain Jack: Disruptor? Cannon? What?

Ninth doctor: It's sonic, totally sonic. I am sonicked UP!

Captain Jack: (yelling) A sonic WHAT?

Ninth Doctor: (yelling) SCREWDRIVER!

*linebreak*

Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?

Tenth Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective

*linebreak*

Captain Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?

Ninth Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?

*linebreak*

Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.

Tenth Doctor: Wait till you read book seven- oh, I cried!

*linebreak*

Mask Creatures: (with increasing intensity) Mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy.

Ninth Doctor: Go to your room.

(Mask Creatures stop)

Ninth Doctor: Go to your room! I mean it. I am very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross. Go... To... Your... Room!

(Mask Creatures turn and go back to their beds)

Ninth Doctor: (sighing) I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.

*linebreak*

Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.

Tenth Doctor: And I haven't, which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!

*linebreak*

Martha(with the Tenth Doctor mouthing her words): It's bigger on the inside!

Tenth Doctor: It is? I haven't noticed.

*linebreak*

General Staal: General Staal, of the Tenth Sontaran Fleet. Stall the Undefeated!

Tenth Doctor: Well, that's not a very good nickname. What if you do get defeated? "Staal the Not-Quite-So-Undefeated-Anymore-But-Never-Mind"?

*linebreak*

Ninth Doctor: (identifying Jack's weapon) Sonic Blaster. Fifty-first century. Weapons factory at Villengard?

Captain Jack: You've been to the factories?

Ninth Doctor: Once.

Captain Jack: Well, they're gone now, destroyed. The main reactor went critical, vaporized the lot.

Ninth Doctor: Like I said, once. (looking over at Rose; matter-of-factly) There's a banana grove there now. (looks at Jack; smiling) I like bananas. Bananas are good.

*linebreak*

Tenth Doctor: I'm a time traveller. Or I was, I'm stuck. In 1969.

Martha: We're stuck. All of space and time, he promised me, and now I've got a job in a shop, I've gotta support him!

*linebreak*

Colonel Mace(wearing gas mask, holding assault rifle): What do you think, Doctor?

Tenth Doctor(also wearing a gas mask): Are you my mummy?

*linebreak*

Tenth Doctor: I just want a mate.

Donna: *inhales sharply* You're not mating with me, sunshine!

*linebreak*

Tenth Doctor: Lovely to meet you, Mrs. Jones. I've heard a lot about you.

Francine Jones: Have you. What have you heard, then?

Tenth Doctor: Oh, y'know, that you're Martha's mother, and... Uhm... no, actually, that's about it. We haven't had much time to chat. You know, been... busy.

Francine Jones: Busy? Doing what, exactly?

Tenth Doctor: Oh, y'know... stuff.

*linebreak*

Ninth Doctor: i'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name?

Rose: Rose.

Ninth Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!

*linebreak*

Rose: Hold on, if you're an alien, why do you sound like you're from the north?

Ninth Doctor: Lots of planets have a north!

*linebreak*

Rose: You used to be a Time Agent. Now... you're some kind of freelancer.

Captain Jack: Oh, that's a little harsh. I like to think of myself as a criminal.

*linebreak*

Rory: What is happening?

Eleventh Doctor: We are leaving the universe.

Amy: How can you leave the universe?

Eleventh Doctor: With enormous difficulty.

*linebreak*

Eleventh Doctor: Do you have a name?

Idris/TARDIS: Seven hundred years and he finally asks.

Eleventh Doctor: What do I call you?

Idris/TARDIS: What do you call me? Sexy.

Eleventh Doctor: Only when we're alone.

Idris/TARDIS: We are alone.

Eleventh Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.

*linebreak*

Amy: She's the TARDIS?

Eleventh Doctor: And she's a woman! She's a woman and she's the TARDIS.

Amy: Did you wish really hard? (raises eyebrow at the Doctor)

Eleventh Doctor: Shut up! Not like that...

Idris/TARDIS: Hello, I'm... Sexy.

Eleventh Doctor: Still shut up.

Book Quotes

I asked her sister for a cell number, at least, but something tells me that 401-GO2-HELL is out of service. (From My Sister's Keeper)

Don't assume. It makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. ( from FAERIES)

Biggest wings I'd ever seen on an eleven-year-old girl. (From When the Wind Blows)

Movie Quotes

What you're about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother. (from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Run, Forrest, run! (from Forrest Gump)

Other Media Quotes

Pasta! (from Hetalia)

Define normal. (from The Addams Family Musical)

Quotes from My Theatre Arts Class(organized by who said them)

Me

I break the fourth wall, okay?

thank God you're here, Sassy Gay Friend!

I will castrate you with a spoon!

Jay, you turned this into yaoi!

American PG, not Japanese PG! (there's a difference)

I have an umbrella of doom!

Aiyaa! It's Duct Tape Man! Aaaaaaaa!

I can still hurt Death with a bow and arrow!

Paint? On a sword?

I felt like making him do a split.

When Rabid Squirrels Take Over the World!

Jazz Hands!

And then flying mint bunny said to Mr. Unicorn...

If you're trying to imitate my tae kwon doe moves, you're doing it wrong.

Chainsaw!

Impale them on a javelin or something!

Javelin! Impale them on a javelin! YES!

Guillotine!

I wanna be the killer!

But I wanna kill people...

Dance, monkey, dance!

Aaaaaa! Reaper Shinigami!

Justin Beiber! My ears!!

Act like you're at a German Sparkle Party!

No duh, Captain Obvious.

Do it kind of like a hula dancer.

I will crash this car on purpose!

Car crash! Bwsh!

Run in front of the car!

Oh no, carsick guy!

Note to Self: Austin does a good Hitler impression.

He's a Sith Lord! A Danish Sith Lord!

They should be attacked by flying mint bunnies!

If zombies can't talk, how are we talking?

What are you, a prima donna?

Caleb, you are a genius. A sassy gay genius.

You are land-shark. Action!

I am not a nerd! Respect the director!

Mr. Taylor (the theatre teacher)

It's hot in this hole!

Your hamster is in several pieces inside the vacuum cleaner.

Is it just me, or did this hole get smaller?

We'll laugh with you. And at Jay.

Holy Awkward Moment!

I would never by a product called Fat Jims. Especially if it's made with roadkill.

I think a piece of brain literally fell out!

I don't know... how that just happened.

This game sucks!

I should never dance in the wild anymore!

Oh yeah, you slim really fast if you drink lots of laxatives.

Remember, no taking off your pants.

Note to self: Don't ask Maggie to help with my back.

Note to self: Don't borrow my stuff.

This is a touching tale called The Odyssey of the Great Polar Bear.

Normally I would kill Paul because he repeated 'it'.

I didn't kill you yet!

Your tears only make me stronger.

You build a thing.

I am your sister!

Cruising for chicks.

I am gonna go burn myself alive, I think.

You're Barbie.

I don't know what just happened, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

Welcome to Alaska, where it's very cold and I have lots of moose staring at me.

In the lake there's a tentacle that glows with rainbow happiness.

I almost said fetishes.

Grow a pair.

It's hot in here. So please keep on all your clothes.

Due to it being hotter than Satan's nutsack...

I will over heat and explode.

Paul, put your udders away.

It's called "The Flaming Fists of Fei Feng".

No Donna, you can't eat the shark! He's my brother!

For some reason Jay's on the show...

Caleb (my Sassy Gay Classmate)

I'm a princess!

That's what I do.

Velociraptor!

Taking off my pants.

I went to college two years for this! They said I was great at stripping!

Does this turn you on?

In my pants!

Get it out yourself.

I can't be a fat stripper!

I say what, what, in the butt!

I like being a stripper...

It's a song?! Oh my Gawd!

And it had an eyeball coming out of its butt.

Oh my Gawd, you're my hero!

Right nipple!

The Story of Mr. Taylor's Dating Life

Oh... I thought your shoes were a person...

Let's make a big 6 and 9!

Oh my gawd, look at her butt!

How big is your... house?

You sound like my sister.

That does not look like you are just moving your thumb.

What a crazy random happenstance!

She can shove like ten people down her bra!

What are you, a foreign Betty White?

Oh God, are you Hitler?!

Tentacles.

How close are phobias and fetishes?

We need more nudity! Everyone take off their shoes!

We need some intensity... or pain and suffering...

Austin

Demonstrate it's mating call.

What is wrong with this gentleman?

It's alive!

I picked up something going to Germany once.

Mubaka says hi.

Mubaka will smite you!

Because Mubaka glow!

This is a huge trailer...

Mubaka hit you with stick!

My entrails!

There's a Jerry on me!

Why's he touching my butt?

I thought we were in the Bulge. Now we're in the bathroom?

You're a son of a- Hi, I'm April!

I've gotta go get a new nose.

Santa baby, my coconut bra is too tight. (Note, Austin is a BOY.)

Don't piss on the poop deck!

I just robbed that bank...

Do you know what the speed limit is?

I should probably watch the road, dude.

Paul

Pants Dance.

Agh, that hurt my crotch.

This is an inflatable condom.

Well, that's called roadkill, my friend.

As a dog's toy. As a toy for yourself!

My God, you could use some mascara, couldn't you!

I don't like it rough.

How do you build a snowman army?

Aw, sweet prostitutes!

Why is this prostitute crying?

Where's the plot?

Jay

Yes, gangster man!

Why did I think that a free ballet lesson would be a good idea?

You are lying. I can read your thoughts.

It's like... it's just lodged in her mouth...

Except I'm white.

Oh, McDonald's! *jumps out of imaginary car*

If you had to eat yourself, why would you?

Do it like you have to pee really badly!

Oh, I thought you were a lesbian, okay.

Lucius

He was better when he was black.

Attack of the Melting Tickle-Me Elmo!

I pledge allegiance, to the hippie flag...

I'm just sorta like "Aaaa!" and I fall on people!

What do you do to yourself at night?

Mr. Turtle is my father.

Look buddy, I don't care what turns you on...

In Russia, car drive you!

Then what is this bag! ...that I smoked half of.

The table messed up your hair.

Sylvie

I'm building a carpet.

My legs are stuck to the floor.

Do something impressive with your body!

Did you not see that hoard of zombies?!

Um... does crack count?

Do you want me to crotch flash everyone?

Snowball-men!

I thought she was a lesbian.

Now they just seem stoned.

You lawnmowered kittens

Maggie

The birds! They're attacking me!

Is he an ax murderer, 'cause that'd be cool.

I don't think they made me like that.

Jay, we love you.

I can't work with a shark.

Taylor

Take off your pants.

She's not really your girlfriend, she's your sister!

Looks like your mother.

Juan

Was this downtown?

Stripper Zombies!

The kitten jumped in the washing machine.

Jenny

Fwoo shuffalaboom!

Konnichiwa moshi moshi!

I'd take you to my doghouse.

Kapricia

My ass hurts, I can't move.

You wanna untie me?

Danielle

Slapping my momma.

If my brother's like this when he's in high school, I'm gonna beat him up.

Christina

I'm the hoop!

Dallas

Mr. Taylor's hole!

Morgan (wasn't in Theatre, but he has a funny quote to his name)

Why are guinea pigs dying in your ears?

Quotes from My Theatre Tech Class (organized by who said them)

Me

No not really, I had enough of that last year.

I have the pimp cane!

Admittedly, I don't trust me with sharp pointy objects, either.

Mr. Taylor

Don't judge me... judge eyes. You have judgement eyes!

Rachel

Dude, stop violating me!

We're having a sexual conversation.

Nikki

Stop spreading your legs!

So many awkward turtles just happened.

He has no soul.

Caleb

One night stands should now be called one hit wonders.

I don't trust you with sharp pointy objects.

Austin

At least that joke's not pointed at me.

Theatre people are naturally pessimistic and rude to each other.

Lauren

Caleb just groped my butt.

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If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. Of course I talk to myself. Who doesn't?

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fan fictions,YouTube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, nongpad, Keiko Hayasaka, pockysnightmare, Morningstar04, YagamiNeko,koolkat14, Myrna Maeve,

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm proud to know who the Animorphs are and to have actually read most of the series in fifth grade.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.mo.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Tristen1497,crimson.tears.i.shed, EowynsPen, ilovewriting23, YagamiNeko,koolkat14, Myrna Maeve

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you think it is weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breackfast, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly wish you could be a vampire and go around scaring people half to death, copy this into your profile. Do I ever!

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. I once had a dream about killer mold and the Simpsons. Talk about random!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Don't I already have this one?

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. Many times.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Doesn't everybody?

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. I've actually done that.

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

If you . . .

love to read and act crazy,

laugh and have fun,

ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,

are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,

run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,

spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,

are a night owl who hardly sleeps,

act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,

then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you, and add your name to the list: I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares, Myrna Maeve

Guys NEED to know this...;

When when we walk away form you, mad We want you to follow us

When we stare at your mouth That's your cue to kiss us

When we push or hit you Grab us and don't let go

When we start cursing at you Kiss us and tell us you love us

When we're quiet Ask us whats wrong

When we ignore you Give us your attention

When we pull away Pull us back

When you see us at our worst Tell us we're beautiful

When you see us start crying Just hold us and don't say a word

When you see us walking Sneak up and hug our waist from behind

When we're scared Protect us

When we lay our head on your shoulder Tilt our head up and kiss us

When we steal your favorite hat Let us keep it and sleep with it for a night

When we tease you Tease us back and make us laugh

When we don't answer for a long time Reassure us that everything is okay

When we look at you with doubt Back yourself up

When we say that we like you We really do more than you could understand

When we grab at your hands Hold ours and play with our fingers

When we 'Accidentally' bump into you Bump into us back and make us laugh

When we tell you a secret Keep it safe and untold

When we look you in the eyes Don't look away until we do

When we miss you We're hurting inside

When you break our heart The pain never really goes away

When we say its over We still want you to be ours

Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.-

When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go-

When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 yrs later we'll remember you-

Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us-

Call us before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat us like we're all that matters to you.-

Tease us and let us tease you back.-

Stay up all night with us when we're sick.-

Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give us the world.-

Let us wear your clothes.-

When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.-

Let us know we're important.-

Kiss us in the pouring rain.-

When we runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who AM I GOING TO KILL TODAY babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers ()

You think you're awesome ()

You love to invent things ()

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people ()

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts ()

You know aliens exist ()

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )

You wear glasses (x)

(3/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea ()

You were quite tough as a kid ()

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful ()

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens ()

You have tried doing black magic before (x)

You get drunk quite easily ()

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ()

You're good at embroidery (x)

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate ()

You think you have a great fashion sense (x)

You like wine ()

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ()

You love red roses ()

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ()

You're very proud of yourself ()

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant ()

You say you're a gourmet ()

(2/10) Whew, that's a relief...

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood ()

You're very tall ()

You have a tendency to switch between personalities ()

You wear a scarf all the time ()

You love sunflowers ()

You love vodka ()

You can seem intimidating to other people ()

You're very strong ()

You have a big nose ()

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x)

(1/10) Not surprising at all...

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature ()

You're very superstitious ()

You're very religious ()

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ()

You love Hello Kitty ()

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously ()

You work hard ()

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)

(3/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit ()

You're very happy-go-lucky ()

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies ( )

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ()

You're a good artist (x)

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something ()

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ()

You would surrender in a war situation ()

(3/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious ()

Sausages are your favorite foods ()

You like to walk dogs/your dog ()

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case ()

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ()

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (x)

You work very hard ()

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ()

You've had issues with money once or twice (x)

(3/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature ()

You think everything over before saying it ()

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x)

You isolated yourself during childhood (x)

You became very successful in a short amount of time ()

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world ()

You can seem cold/aloof to other people ()

You're good at practical tasks ()

You need time to adjust to new people ()

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(3/10)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you've actually read this WHOLE profile copy and paste this into the very bottom of your profile and add your name to the list. Kyasarin-freakload, Neko Alice-chan, Mitsuki Horenake, Myrna Maeve