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since: 02-23-03, id: 347435, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 23 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Last Unicorn, Gilligan's Island, Harry Potter, Holes, Chicago!, and Bridge to Terabithia.

"Of course...that was beFORE the llamas even got there. After that, forget it."

-Sterling after Llama Mama day at the petting zoo

Daria
Sandi: Let's get out of here while there's still time to walk. Running for your life is so geeky.
Tiffany: Ohh. Wind. Hair.

Gilmore Girls
Lorelai: There are only two things in this world that I trust completely. The fact that I will never understand Charo no matter how long she stays in this country, and you.
Rory: Hopefully not in that order.

Movie: Mean Girls
Janis: We crack Gretchen Weiners, we crack Regina George.
Damien: Say "crack" again.
Janis: Crack.

Life.
Elise: (notices Kathy is messing up her cookie) Kathy! What the freak! This is MY cookie! (slings frosting at her)
Kathy: Ewwww! Stop it!
Elise: That's what you get!
Kathy: (licking off frosting) ...you are not cool. You were never cool.
Elise: (to camera) You're right. ...(to kathy) I NEVER WAS!

Movies--anything old.
Books--anything about old movies; Harry Potter; Ranma 1/2; The Secret Life of Bees; the Bible
TV--Roseanne, Daria, Gilmore Girls, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Saved By the Bell, Xena: Warrior Princess, 30 Rock

State: I'm a New Yorker, and proud of it, I have to say.
Mrs. Banks is the best character ever. Babe Ruth is amazing.
I am an L/Z shipper, so if you aren't, ship out!

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1. In A Family Portrait » reviews
Uptight, hard-nosed lawyer Zelda Cleverly was not looking for love when she hired the hottie next door to be her kid's nanny. AU, obviously, and LZ eventually.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,849 - Reviews: 269 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 3-22-08 - Zelda & Link
2. First Kiss: A collection of Jeslie oneshots » reviews
The title basically describes it, but I try to stay faithful to this amazing book. Oneshots vary from the tragic to the more tragic, most likely. aka Leslie will die most of the time. if you can accept it, though, i would like to know what ppl think.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 8-22-07
3. Zebras Out For Tea » reviews
Zelda, a waitress at a retro diner who's life is quite ho-hum, is in for a huge change when a guy named Link becomes a regular customer and admirer this fic will teach u many old movie facts! HA HA HA!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,166 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 9-9-04
4. We Are Santa's Elves! » reviews
lz. Link and Zelda are 2 bickering coworkers at Santa's Toy Factory. What happens when Kringle decides it's time for them to become friends and orders them to take a trip to NYC? The mayhem! The unexpected discontinuation of the story!sry writers block
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,672 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 11-21-05 - Published: 8-13-04
5. You're Grounded Until Menopause! reviews
Stupid oneshot inspired by an episode of Roseanne! Link and Zel are trapped in a house w a tornado going on, & Zelda, afraid they might DIE, feels the need to admit something... title comes episode quote REVISED
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-20-05 - Complete
6. Gypsy » reviews
even though its called gypsy, its a pirate story! when Princess Zelda is kidnapped by pirates, both her fiance and a gypsy named Link set off to save her! But the captain isn't eager to give her upfor more than one reason. and she might not want to leave
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 7-7-05 - Published: 9-25-03 - Complete
7. The Legend Of Zelda » reviews
sigh temporarily discontinued i hope one day to be inspired to pick this one up again...!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,366 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 12-6-03
8. More Stars Than There Are In Heaven » reviews
a romeo & juliet story set in hollywood, 1942. the screen's biggest family rivals are all cast in a movie together. what happens when the two leads fall in love? rules and families may tear them apart.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-03
9. As Long As You're Mine reviews
silly li'l lz songfic. yes, the song is from the play Wicked. if u like corny and u like that play, this is really for u. r&r while u can, bc will probably kick this off.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-04
10. It Was A Murder, But Not A Crime » reviews
This is a behind-the-scenes look at the women in the Cell Block Tango. Their individual stories, building up 2 the pt. where they shot their guys. Plz r&r! FINIS!
Chicago! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 2-19-04
11. Boo You! » reviews
this is my sequel to my story entitled Anything But Ordinary which u should read b4 this ! more randomness and mayhem! CGL is back in bizness, and a new girl makes everyone's head spin. plz r&r! this story is now done!
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-21-04 - Published: 4-25-04
12. The Serpant and the Triforce » reviews
moi's sequel 2 The Dark Lord and the Dark King. I AM BACK! 4 this, a zany, wild twist of harry potter and the legend of zelda! hagrid at hyrule, malon at hogwarts! mayhem! YEEES! THIS STORY IS BACK IN BIZNESS! CHAPTER 6-UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,698 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 9-3-03
13. The Women » reviews
Are you sure it's work, dear, and not a beautiful blonde?" this story tells how gossip can ruin relationships, yet bring them back 2gether. takes place in 1939! sarcasm &pride r a woman's best defense r&r, plz! and yes, this IS an lz, so hang in there
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,075 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-1-04 - Published: 5-17-04
14. Our Vines Have Tender Grapes » reviews
DONE! Marth and Malon, royal siblings, call upon Prince Link. They visit his castle; Malon thinking of marriage. But she brings her servant, a lovely young woman that catches Link's eye, who goes by the name of Zelda...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,128 - Reviews: 353 - Updated: 2-19-04 - Published: 7-24-03
15. Don't Abandon Me » reviews
Zelda's family was an average one in the 1800's. Until her father decided to change their religion, anyway. Zelda's lover turns bitter, her sister goes mad, and every day is a life- threatening experience. rated 4 some violence . Pretty much discontinued
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-10-04 - Published: 1-18-04
16. Anything But Ordinary » reviews
DONE Camp green lake is coed. DO U LIKE RANDOMNESS? DO YOU LIKE HUMOR! DO U LIKE ZIG ZAG! IF SO ...u may like this. it started it very seriously, but i kind of turned into this random thing...EPILOGUE ADDED! YAY! plz r&r!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 1-15-04 - Published: 9-8-03 - Complete
17. The Fundamentals Of Life » reviews
FINISHED! Zelda lives with her half-sister Peach and her neice in NYC. She's just broken up w Marth, her boyfriend, and thinks life is pointless. then she meets link, the man to save her from herself and change her life forever.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,581 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 8-27-03
18. Ghost » reviews
Zelda is heartbroken when Link, her lover, is murdered before her eyes. However, his spirit still lingers in the realm of the living as he tries to keep Zelda from suffering the same fate. How to make contact? Through a psychic named Peach. Based on movie
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-2-03 - Published: 7-30-03
19. Miracles Should Happen » reviews
To be frank, this story sucks. But it's one of those boo-hoo ers about Link, the pathetic peasant, and Zelda, the um...Princess. Read it if you want. Chapters are annoyinly short, I know.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 8-29-03 - Published: 5-27-03
20. The Dark Lord and The Dark King » reviews
DONE my weirdest fic; 1st potter 1. 6th yr at hogwarts 4 harry, 2 new teachers. who r they? LINK AND ZELDA! 4 those who like legend of zelda harry potter and a weird twist read this! but dont feel obliged plz r&r! SEE SEQUEL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,276 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 8-28-03 - Published: 6-26-03
21. Lights! Camera! Action! » reviews
COMPLETE Based on the episode where the gang makes a movie. Howells discover camera, they decide to make a film explaining their peril. gingerprofessor pairing, mary anngilligan. I have taken the liberty of adding some BLOOPERS! YAY!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-28-03 - Published: 6-6-03 - Complete
22. Different Shades » reviews
Temporarily going through technical difficulties involving evil computer disks... but read if u want
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,792 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-7-03 - Published: 2-27-03
23. Molly's Memories » reviews
Molly looks back on some childhood memories, and recalls some more recent ones. What were her thoughts about unicorns? bad summary, I know-just read and review!
Last Unicorn - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 6-5-03
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