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| Colonel Cooper |
Author has written 23 stories for Twin Peaks, and Frasier. User name - Colonel Cooper - from Twin Peaks episode 1:03 (Rest in Pain), the name Audrey jokingly calls Agent Cooper at breakfast. Actual name - Rob Location - Peterborough, U.K. Account status: ON HIATUS It looks like the Twin Peaks fandom on here is either in hibernation or in a very deep coma, which is a shame as I've enjoyed writing for it - but if no one else is writing/reading/reviewing, which seems to be the case - then how long can I continue to plough a lone furrow without frustration setting in? It is with regret, then, that I'm going on hiatus for the immediate future - hopefully during my absence the fandom can show some green shoots of recovery. It is my fervent hope that talented authors such as Ronnie Rocket, thegrumblingirl and AlienAmongUs will return to the fandom, re-invigorated after their absence, to continue with their long-lapsed stories, and authors such as Lynzee005 and eclectictsunami (who've both published just the one outstanding story) will find further inspiration with another offering for the fandom. In closing, thanks to everyone who's read and reviewed my work, especially Ronnie and Margot, it means a lot. I intend to leave the PM facility open, if anyone wants to say hello, they'll be more than welcome to... | |||||||
1. Passing Through Nature to EternityIs it possible for an inanimate object - say, a school desk - to absorb some small essence of a pupil who sat there for many long hours? Cooper believes it, he's tried it before.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Published: 2-18-13 - D. Cooper & Laura P. - Complete2. The Gift » reviewsA four part story in which Ben discovers Coop at One-Eyed Jack's - and concocts a nasty little scenario.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-5-13 - Published: 11-17-12 - Audrey H. & Benjamin H. - Complete3. What a Java Palaver reviewsCoop and Audrey are the hosts for the very first Twin Peaks coffee competition - and most probably the last.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-12 - D. Cooper & Audrey H. - Complete4. Mind Your Language reviewsMajor Briggs admonishes his wife for using profanities at the dinner table - at least I think he does!Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-12 - Complete5. The Measure of a Man reviewsCoop is easily inspired - even when it's hard...Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-12 - D. Cooper - Complete6. Crossing the Lion reviewsThe real reason Leo killed Bernard Renault - or maybe not!Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-20-12 - Leo J. - Complete7. A New Universe reviewsA continuation of their hotel room scene from episode 17 - Cooper doesn't want to leave with Audrey thinking he's perfect, but their subsequent conversation reveals truths he's been unwilling to analyse.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,888 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-12 - D. Cooper & Audrey H. - Complete8. Twin Piques reviewsImagine if ABC had insisted that David Lynch wrap up the Laura Palmer storyline, and he responded, in a fit of pique, by doing it in 60 seconds flat. Not only that but he simultaneously wraps up the Audrey/Cooper storyline - therefore "Twin Piques."Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-12 - D. Cooper & Ronette P. - Complete9. Oh, Brother! reviewsIn this Alternate Universe drabble they may be monks - but have the Horne Brothers really changed their habits? My thanks are extended to wonderTWINpowersACTIVATE for providing the perfect title, and for their continued support and enthusiasm.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-12 - Benjamin H. - Complete10. Audrey for Breakfast reviewsSurely Coop can't have Maple Syrup every morning? This is a crude one - be warned.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-12 - Audrey H. & Benjamin H. - Complete11. Sex Secrets from the Gazebo reviewsJames and Donna reveal secrets about their respective mothers.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-12 - James H. & Donna H. - Complete12. The Cranes Are Not What They Seem reviewsA Triple-drabble: The Crane boys in Twin Peaks - however the RR Diner is not the Cafe Nervosa.Crossover - Frasier & Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-12 - Frasier & Niles - Complete13. Audrey in the Hospital II: The Unnecessary Sequel reviewsSequel to "Audrey in the Hospital" - day 2 of her recovery from the season 2 finale bank explosion.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-12 - Audrey H. - Complete14. Truman's Ho reviewsA re-imagining of the scene in episode 02:17 where Coop relieves a drunken Harry of his gun, after the death of his beloved Josie. The first two lines are taken from the episode's script.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-12 - Harry T. & D. Cooper - Complete15. A Dilemma with Horne's reviewsA drabble detailing Audrey's conversation with Dr. Jacoby about her father's madness, with her initial father-hating character still intact.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-12 - Audrey H. & L. Jacoby - Complete16. A Mockery of Justice reviewsA triple-drabble, or tribble, or trabble - whatever...detailing Audrey's initial reaction to a certain Mr. Wheeler, if her character hadn't been lobotomized by off-screen circumstances.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-12 - Audrey H. & Benjamin H. - Complete17. Cock and Bull reviewsAlbert doesn't know what a slash drabble is. My thanks are extended to wonderTWINpowersACTIVATE for providing the perfect title for this piece, and for their continued support and enthusiasm.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-12 - D. Cooper & Albert R. - Complete18. Audrey's First Time reviewsWe all know that Audrey appeared to inexplicably give herself to that Wheeler bloke in episode 27, but that was a specially edited version for the network. The full story of who she gave herself to, and why, is detailed here...Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-12 - Audrey H. - Complete19. Hawk's Week reviews5 days in the life of Deputy Hill.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-12 - Hawk - Complete20. Back to the Salt-Mines reviewsAfter Cooper and Audrey finally get it on, Coop feels the need to dictate - much to Audrey's annoyance.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-12 - D. Cooper & Audrey H. - Complete21. The Battis Indulgence reviewsAn AU comedy/drama scene in which Special Agent Dale Cooper interviews Emory Battis, General Manager of Horne's Dept. Store, while Audrey and Diane listen in from the closet.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-12 - D. Cooper & Audrey H. - Complete22. Audrey in the Hospital reviewsA drabble detailing what happened to Audrey after the end-of-season 2 explosion at the bank.Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-28-11 - Audrey H. - Complete23. Audrey in the Shower reviewsBen's in the dock for striking Agent Cooper. Why? And where's Audrey? In the shower, hopefully, or the story title's a bit strange.Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-11 - Benjamin H. & D. Cooper - Complete
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