Hola peoples. I am thatonechickMR (if you hadn't already guessed).

You may call me Will.

I am a girl (as the word 'chick' implies. But who knows, I could be using reverse psychology... O_O). Nope, I'm a girl. But good luck getting anything else out of me.

I am very stubborn about a lot of things and will ALWAYS stand up for what I believe in. I write because I enjoy it, not because it is cool (although it is) or because I'm good (Actually I'm perfect. Just kidding) and not because I need a pass time. I read and write because I enjoy it a TON.

Feel free to PM me about anything. Even it is constructive criticism. Trust me, I NEED it sometimes *cough* a lot *cough*. I think flames are the stupidest thing ever and people need to just shut up and not READ the freaking STORY if they feel that it isn't good as opposed to saying they should DIE. Seriously flamers, come mess with me, I dare you.

SOON TO BE A BETA! Just give me time to finish a few of my stories. If I didn't I wouldn't get ANYTHING done.

Very important things about me:

I am very against stereotypes, racism, sexism, (what is the word for against a religion?). WE ARE ALL HUMANS HERE! IT ISN'T LIKE YOU ARE PERFECT OR SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK DIFFERENT YOU JERK! I'm sorry...

I love food. Bacon, chocolate, and animal crackers are my favorite. I will admit that I do play with the crackers before cramming them into my mouth. I mean, it is too hard to pass up. They are pre-made shapes!

I don't like stuck up and cocky people. I admit I can deal with fake cocky or even sarcastic cocky but not people who truly think they can look down on everyone.

I can't live without my music. It is my lifeline. I listen to everything. And I truly mean EVERYTHING. My favorites are alternative, pop punk?(I guess that is what grooveshark calls it), Emo? (same thing. I am NOT emo seriously), indie and kpop (weirdest bunch EVER).

More specifically bands:

We the Kings

Big Bang

Paramore

Secondhand Serenade

Linkin Park

SHINee

2ne1

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

3 Days Grace

Automatic Love letter (just started listening to them a few days ago)

3 Doors Down

Metallica

ACDC

Blues Brothers

Beastie Boys

Hush Sound

Skillet

Green Day

EXO-K

and I am probably forgetting a few million...

For all of my One Week readers, here is Max's first day of school outfit:

Jeans: http://makeupxsparkles.blogspot.com/2011/08/my-favorite-trends.html

Tee: http://teenormous.com/t-shirts/Daft-Punk-Logo-Glowing-Tee-Shirt-by-XTees-981469hive.html

READ THIS CAREFULLY ALL IDIOTS OUT THERE!: If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl that you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

The MR Pledge

I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead.
I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak.
I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes.
I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking.
I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks.
I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates.
I promsie to remember Jeb when someone is a traitior.
I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair.
I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player.
I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil!
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Mountain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium.
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!
30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list.(lol where is Bruce Lee on this list?)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand, Royal Crown, celestialstatrynight FallenArchangels,Midnightrose4563, thatonechickMR

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.(When Fang left and When Dylan came. Grr. Oh and don't forget when Fang was arguing against Max for Maya and when Angel went all nutzo trying to acheive world domination. And then When Mirror was all 'Scarlett Hand'. Don't even get me started with Ian and Amy in Korea...).

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride,FaxRideAllTheWay, thatonechickMR