Hey everyone! I'm naynay1130 (as you may have guessed). I'm a huge fan of Julie Kagawa. Here's some more about me:

Name: I will go by Janelle.

Fave book: The Iron Knight, all the books in The Maximum Ride series. (There are many)

Iron fey team: most of the time it's team Puck, though sometimes it's team Ash. (Glitch is the sexy one, though.)

Fave genre: fiction, romance, fantasy, comedy. (don't make me choose.)

Location: Earth, or Tir Na Nog (most of the time it's the second one)

Favorite Song: It Will Rain - Bruno Mars

And bare with me, please, I make many grammatical and spelling errors. And my policy is to R&R. Attention:I do not tolerate profanity in reviews so if it's not a compliment or constructive criticism, don't say it. At all! I mean it. Now for something random.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! If you agree copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness, naynay1130

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley), Kittykate1798 (Nico di Angelo from PJO), Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever (Leo from HOO, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson before he became my half-brother, and Puck from Sisters Grimm even though he's obviously Sabrina's. Oh, and Iggy from Maximum Ride. :)) Queen of Air and Darkness (Fred/George Weasley (I can never tell the difference) Nico di Angelo from PJO, Ash from Iron Fey Series (even though I accept that he's Meghan's. Unfortunatly. Sigh.) Puck from Sisters Grimm (curse you Sabrina!) Fang from Maximum Ride (it better be Fax, not Mylan!), Anubis from the Kane Chronicles, Kartik from the Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Ariel from Theatre Illuminata), Naynay1130, Glitch from the Iron Fey (that sexy beast)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile

PREP

X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks. (hate coffee)
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 3

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark. (naturally black hair)
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 6

PUNK

X You can skateboard (sort of. Kind of. I'm learning!"
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 6

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You like homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl. (One year)
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (no garage)
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 1

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes
X You wear/wore Vans. (my friend and I switch shoes at school from time to time. XD)
X You like the band Panic! At the Disco. (Teenagers is my favorite song!)
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it. (I think they meant it at least)
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total:5

Result: Punk/Goth

Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby. What's your sign?

Woman: Do Not Enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. "You're never alone...93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

1- YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and add 'izzle' to the end)

Nadizzle (What?)

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)

Teal unicorn (What?! They're real! I've seen them.)

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Janelle Twinwood

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Ramna

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Purple Lemonade (What?)

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Amelene (Pretty!)

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Geraldo (My mom doesn't have one...)

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name

Bloody Princess (uhhhhhhh.)

Commandments of a teenager.

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)

2. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection.)

3. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect.)

4. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows Grandma has more money.)

5. Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.)

6. Thou shall not skip class. (Just skip the whole day.)

7. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave them in the middle.)

- A fun thing I found on somebody else's profile.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. (Right?!)

3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (Ha!)

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.(OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (So true. Chocolate milk is my comfort drink.)

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.. (Which is why I think war is stupid.)

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. (Hehe.)

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. (Ha!)

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (MENNNNN!!!)

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. (Ta-da!)

23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. (What's nostalgia?)

24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. (I never get my change back.)

25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (You have to believe. I am a car. Vroom! Vroom!)

26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.

I think that MOST of these are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back

When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks into your eyes: don't look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it: Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

(I would LOVE if a guy did this with me.)

Girl Part:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (always keep one in my pocket)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (Sometimes
Go to your mom for advice. (sister or bff)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (love it)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I love it)
You were in gymnastics/dance? (a long time ago)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I use maybe three of those pairs.)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (every day)
You love the movies. (hate them now. We go too often.)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Result: 13 out of 24.

Funny/Adorable/Fluffy Quotes:

"Sometimes the only part of my life I'm sure about is the part I share with you" - Unknown

"It is foolish to tear one's hair out in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness." - Unknown

"Stop worrying about your messy hair, your eyeliner and your curvy body. One day, you'll find a guy that won't care about it." - some person on tumblr

"Throughout life, you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You will be able to talk to this person for hours and never get bored. You will be able to tell them things and they will never judge you. This person is your soulmate. Never let them go." - an unknown, wise person.

"When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it's the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares." - yet another wise person.

"I want you in my arms and attached to my lips." - Unknown

"It's stupid to hold on to something that hurts you, but it's also stupid to let go of everything you've ever wanted." - Girlsdistrict (tumblr)

"I want to be the first person that comes to your mind in the morning and the only person in your sweetest dreams because that's who you are to me." - Girlsdistrict

"I'm tired of fighting, I want to be fought for. I'm tired of caring, I want to be cared for. I'm tired of being just me, I want to be yours." - Girlsdistrict