Author has written 20 stories for Family Guy, Total Drama series, Harry Potter, Frankenstein, Pair of Kings, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Jhonen Vasquez, My Little Pony, Invader Zim, and Metalocalypse.
I am here to spread my stories, because if i don't they clog my mind until i begin to scream. i wish this forum could also hold stories that are NOT fanfiction but at this point i'll take anything to make the headaches stop. reviews are welcome from all, and sometimes my stories do get very...very...very dark. Not in a gore kind of way, but that almost imperceptible feeling of "Ew, that's gonna leave a stain on my soul."
Nny: She also writes a lot of stories concerning me. She seems intent on giving me a girlfriend.
Me: Well, you need one. It will be good for you.
Nny: But you continue to kill them, maim them, or drive them to insanity! You're as bad as Jhonen!
Me: Well, i did borrow you from him. Would it not make sense that i have similar things planned for you?
Nny: I really and truly despise you.
Me: Only because you've never experienced how super awesome my hugs are. Also, i haven't killed Sybil yet!
Nny: The key word being 'yet'. you did, however, cause her to hit me in the face, convince herself she was a danger to me, unchain the scum in my basement for her own amusement, drink blood, and kill a guest in our home. You drove Carrie crazy and made her drive a knife through her skull and go into a state of catatonia, and made me finally find someone who found me to have worth (Lilly) and proceeded to kill her off, via me for wall-blood. Oh, and in the sequel, YOU KILLED ME!
Me: I also made you happy at the end of the sequel!
Nny: and then you resurrected me into the 17yo version of myself, gave me Carrie, drove us both insane, nearly killed her and made me take care of her for three years before you saw fit to wake her up.
Nny: See why i despise you so?
Me: for all that you are my favorite character ever, i am not very nice to you, am i?
Nny: No, no you are not. You made me into a pony once. You didn't even ask if i wanted to be one. You had to revise me in the Pony Generator 8 times!
Me: I like ponies! Is that so wrong?!
Nny: You're 18. it's a bit distressing.
Me: You still watch scumby...
Nny: Im INSANE! I have an excuse!
Me: Im a WRITER! I also have an excuse!
Nny: I swear, if i could kill you i would...
Me: *gives you a cherry doom brainfreezy* Can we not fight, Nny? I like you. Fightin's bad, mkay?
Nny: *slurps brainfreezy* Fine. I still hate you.
Me: No you don't.
Nny: Well, i certainly don't like you.
Me: Yes you do. *grinz* I'm too awesome to be mad at. and i give you brainfreezies for free.
Me: I will take your silence as a confirmation of my victory.
Nny: Think whatever you wish.
Me: *super mega awesome hug full of love and magic and fizz whiz and shit like that*
Nny: *Flails wildly* GAAAAAAH! DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: haha *insane grin*
Me: Oh, um i would like to point out here that i dont own a thing...well, i own some characters and the storylines, but you are all smart enough to tell for yourself what i don't own. on that note, PRAISE BE TO THE ALMIGHTY JHONEN, AND HIS WONDROUS AND GLORIOUS CREATIONS!!! ALL HAIL JHONEN, THE GREAT CREATOR! *kneels before a shrine with his image surrounded by black candles*
Nny:...You both worry and disgust me.
Me: Isn't it fucking fantastic?!
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