A big hello to all my fans! *Takes a bow and roses are chucked up onto the stage from my adoring fans*

LOL jks all you people reading my profile are stalkers! Well now that you’re here I may as well bore you to death.

BTW can someone PLEASE go listen to Ordinary Man by Altiyan Childs and tell me what you think of it. I think it’s the best thing in the world but all my friends hate the song D: so I am looking for another fan of the song, or someone who thinks it’s alright :D

Does ANYONE know any stories about the Marauders at school. Not drabbles but a full length story from grade 1 - 7. Ive found a few but i want MORE!!! :D Please let me know!

MY STORIES

Someone’s Watching Over Me:

This is my first fanfiction. It is centred around the idea that once James and Lily died and they moved on, they could watch Harry and whatever was happening down on Earth. This is just them watching Harry (mainly but they also duck over to Snape, The Marauders etc.) in his first year.

My update rate is 2 weeks per chapter. It’s all I can manage with assignments, extra curricula activities and to maintain my social life.

I believe that James and Lily actually DO watch over Harry in the books as whenever they appear to him they always mention how proud they are of him and I figured that they must know about his accomplishments etc. to be proud of him.

This idea came to me for two reasons

Harry Potter through the Ages

This fanfiction is just filled with one shots (or two shots)/ drabbles that I write when I get bored or when an idea comes to me and it won’t be a full length story. I will accept ideas and suggestions as long as they are appropriate. This story will not be update regularly and will not be BETAd.

The name came from Quidditch through the Ages.

INFORMATION ABOUT MY POTTER LIFE

I only started reading Harry Potter when my godmother thought I read the books and bought the me last one when it came out. My parents who never let me read the books finally said yes and i read the last book first which totally ruined the whole harry Potter experience for me. I then read the third book, first book, fourth book, fifth book, sixth book and last the second book. To this day i have never read the Harry Potter series in order. I just read whatever book i feel like. (I read them A LOT!)

Ever since then I have turned into a massive Potter fan and spend my class time (we use laptops in all our classes) either watching the movies, reading the books, browsing through fanfictions or photos or browsing through youtube watching videos. I can relate almost everything to Harry Potter and Its my life.

MY POTTER PREFERENCES

PAIRINGS

I support same sex marriage (love is love after all) but I do not really like SLASH or FEMALE/FEMALE pairings in Harry Potter. They do not seem right to me… But I have to admit I absolutely ADORE Remus/Sirius pairing

Dramione = ERGH NO but if the plot is awesome I shall read

HARMIONE = YES YES YES LOVE LOVE LOVE

Canon = Yeah sure

Luna/ Neville = Cutest pair ever

Hermione or Ginny with Snape or Lupin or Dumbledore etc = Im sorry but no it just freaks me out.

Ginny/ Neville = Don’t mind.

MY FAVOURITE TYPES OF STORIES

Hogwarts Reads the Books (emphasis on Hogwarts). I adore these my I hate when the author gives up or just stops updating.

Marauders. I am in LOVE with these stories. As long as they follow canon (or what J.K Rowling has said about it) I’m cool with it.

Time Turner stories. These stories interest me as long as they have a plot. Not like: Oh heres a time turner. Oh we’re in the future. Oh im dead in the future. Bye Harry! And then they just go back. That’s lame.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HARRY POTTER FAN WHEN...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

I do this!

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

I find this will just insult Snape…

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

My computer doesn’t actually say You’ve Got Mail but I often try and give owls letters to deliver… it hurts

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

I ask for my acceptance letter…

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

I mutter lumos whenever I turn on the lights as well! And nox when they turn off… and incendio whenever I light a match… and sonorus whenever I turn a microphone on…

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

Not immediately but eventually I do

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

I do not have a fireplace L

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

I had a sore shoulder after I went side on into it.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

I only received the corrected version but after I found out I did that.

You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

Yes, yes and YES

You collect plugs.

I collect wires.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible.

I try on every piece of silvery fabric.

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

Yes. I have also tried Alohomora on a locked door with a stick I pulled off a nearby wand tree.

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

No but I watch a lot of other things.

You were reduced to tears when you finally had Book 5 in your hands.

Yes !

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions.

I don’t have chemistry.

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

I must do that someday *whips out my wand and tries*

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

Yes!

You yell into the "fellytone."

I find no use for a fellytone, floo (aka known as putting your laptop in a fireplace and turning on skype) works better

You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

And every other Harry Potter song

You say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

AND bloody brilliant!

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

I agree.

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

Nah my parents wouldn’t agree.

You get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

No that’s a weird argument.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books.

I know approx. when Ron and Hermione’s birthday is (Hermione middle of September and Ron beginning of March)

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

Fear of name only increases fear of itself.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

I don’t do dictionaries.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

No because I wanted to stay and actually watch the movie. But I did get up and shout (in the middle of The Return of the Planet of the Apes) HOW CAN DRACO SURVIVE A WIZARDING WAR ONLY TO BE KILLED BY A BUNCH OF APES?!

You count the days until you're old enough for your Apparation license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

Too long to go. But I count down until September 1.