Hey! My name's Alyssa, but you guys can call me Lyss or Lyssa. I'm a jedi Narnian that escaped from Gallifray when I received my Hogwarts letter. Now I roam the streets keeping Gotham safe from the Orcs using my spidey senses along with the rest of the Avengers. :)

ON A SERIOUS NOTE: You might have noticed from my name that I am a Christian. No this does not mean I'm going to shove my beliefs down your throats with every story I right. Some of my stories might have a Christian character or something along those lines but it's not going to be up in your face. My beliefs have no effect on whether or not you like my stories.

Hey guys! Any fans of the avengers (especially Loki fans) should check out Flames Within Ice by moonfernhigh it's pretty epic!

Another awesome one is Harry Potter, Anna-bel Bloom, and the Sourcers Stone by dreamingofhope (obviously this one is for HP fans not Avengers fans)

THINGS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOWGWARTS

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.
I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird".
It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory,
no matter how wicked the result would be.
First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
There is no bring a muggle to school day.
I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
I will never again use the spell used to enchant bludgers on peas.
-Or tomatoes, plums, oranges, or any other food item. Or any other item that is not a Bludger.
I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.
- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
I am not a Vampire Slayer and Professor Lupin is not my Watcher.
-I am not to attempt to stake Professor Snape.
I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.
Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.
the sorcerers stone is destroyed and even though they are annoying, first year slytherins should not be told its
still down there, as they all want imortality,and the devils snare gets them every time.

Quotable Quotes

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."-Elbert Hubbard

"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."-Audrey Hepburn

"Love is being stupid together."-Paul Valery

"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'-Audrey Hepburn

" Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!"-Rocky Balboa

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." -Albert Camus

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither." -C.S Lewis

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:it goes on.-Robert Frost

"As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too."-Johnny Depp

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds but that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch while the world wonders how
you did it.