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And I LOVE PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS. Fav Percy Jackson Characters: 1. Artemis 2. Percy Jackson 3. Grover Underwood 4. Thalia Grace 5. Malcom (does anybody know his last name?) 6. Nico Di Angelo 7. Will Solace 8. Benkendorf 9. Silena Beauregard 10. Apollo I love Percy Jackson, so I take the Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever Im at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch her star I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go!!! Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.(Though I don't like her. pretemis all the way!!!!) Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. Facts of Life: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Pertemistatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Pertemis. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Pertemis moment is worth 1 billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Pertemis" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Pertemis. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Pertemis shipper. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Pertemis never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth,R not to be. All roads lead to Pertemis. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Pertemis." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Pertemis. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Pertemis . . . just kidding. Pertemis is first. There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Pertemis shippers. Only Pertemis can prevent forest fires. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Pertemis shipper. (OR but only if the pen is riptide.) Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Pertemis shipper." He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Pertemis . . . dies. People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Pertemis. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Pertemis juice. Some people say that Pertemis is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Pertemis. „ºø„„øº„øº If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. PERCAMIS FOREVER!! IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! LONG LIVE THE GODS!! "There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be loved." –George Sand " Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... " – Unknown MY FAV PJO COUPLES Percy and Artemis Grover and Juniper Nico and Thalia Thalia and Percy MY FAV HARRY POTTER COUPLES Harry and Draco(Go Drarry!!!) Ron and Hermine Tonks and Remus MY FAV GALLAHER GIRL COUPLES Cammie and Zach Bex and Grant Liz and Jones Macey and preston MY FAV SISTERS GRIMM COUPLES Canis and Grammy My Mother taught me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" | |||||
