The Reel Lifer
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since: 02-28-03, id: 349872, Profile Updated: 09-16-08
country: USA
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, DC Superheroes, and Justice League.

It is a sad fact of life that some people are procrastinators.
I happen to be one of them.

Luckily, I've managed to more or less get over my complete inability to finish things I start. Particularly with regards to fanfic. This is not only excellent for my self-esteem, but also keeps people from hounding after my blood, which I happen to enjoy keeping in my body, thank you.

And now, to save you valuable fic-reading time, I present to you my current fandoms and the pairings you're most likely to encounter in my fics. (So that you can go elsewhere if you don't like 'em.)

Stargate: SG-1 -- Jack O'Neill/Daniel Jackson
Stargate: Atlantis -- Rodney McKay/Carson Beckett
DC comics -- Booster Gold/Blue Beetle
Justice League Unlimited -- Vigilante/Shining Knight

Got it? Good. As you may have noticed, they're all slash. I have no problem with het, I just don't write a whole lot of it. (Unless it's a gender-bender thing, which is always fun.)

Now is about the time I should probably add a clever quote, as that seems to be the done thing in profiles.Yeah, I got nuthin'. Go read.

(Also, you may have noticed I have several "Mulletverse" stories. For more on what that is and the list of fics in chronological order, you can visit my Mullet-verse Page.)

EDIT (9/17/2008): Since I'm much better about updating my LiveJournal than I am about updating here, I recommend taking a detour to my List O' Fic if you're interested in anything I've written in the past two years. At last count, there were something in the range of a hundred fifty fics there, not counting individual chapters of the longer ones. Currently, I am too lazy to also post them here. Sorry.
(Please note: Quite a number of them contain ADULT MATERIAL. They are all appropriately labelled, so you shouldn't stumble across any NC-17 freak-fests while looking for some PG fluff, but be aware and please READ the ratings. I'm bad about descriptions, it's a failing of mine, but I do try to make the rating as accurate as possible. If it says "NC-17," I'm not foolin' around. It's NC-17. Thank you.)


1. Little Boy Blue » reviews
A mixup causes Booster and Beetle to be transported far from home to help another Blue Beetle. How can the Blue and Gold duo get back before they unravel the spacetime continuum? Through wacky shenanigans! Featuring the Question. Mulletverse. SLASH, HET.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,484 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-3-06 - Published: 3-10-06 - Complete
2. Happy Ever After reviews
Ever since That Movie came out, things had been...a mite strange. Vigilante and Shining Knight go to the movies. SLASH.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-10-06 - Complete
3. Legacies and Traditions reviews
A Mulletverse future fic. Where the Blue and Gold are different, but no less Blue and Gold. SLASH mention, HET mention, GEN.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-06 - Complete
4. Harmonious Discourse reviews
Three Mulletverse snippets combined and interwoven to create one huge thing. Bug and Oracle talk. Junior, Max, and the Teen Titans have an orgy and yet there is no underage sex. Beetle and Booster go flying. A fun time is had by all. SLASH, HET.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete
5. Shining reviews
Where's a knight in shining armor when you need one? Vigilante meets Shining Knight. SLASH...sort of.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-06 - Complete
6. Discordant Hormoney » reviews
Magical mayhem and torrents of teens in a story that could only be nicknamed 'I Was A Teenaged Boostle! ' The further adventures of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle as they explore life after resurrection. Mulletverse. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,817 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 2-22-06 - Complete
7. Theoretical Chemistry reviews
Everyone knows about them, but it takes Booster Gold to say anything. BoosterBeetle and VigilanteShining Knight. Four great time periods for the price of one! SLASH.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-28-06 - Complete
8. Midst of Rough Earthliness reviews
Maybe Ted can't cook, but Booster could get used to this. A trip to the park with Junior, introspection, and Japanese. Mulletverse interlude. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-20-06 - Complete
9. Hairy Situations and Situational Hair » reviews
What's a fella to do when his best friend dies? Don a goatee, become a supervillain, and get him back, that's what! How Booster Gold and Blue Beetle saved the world, despite a series of bad hair days. Mulletverse. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,646 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-19-06 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete
10. Diversion In Transgression reviews
Question and Zsasz, unexpectedly connected. A drabble. GEN.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete
11. The Batman reviews
You're still a legend where I come from. A homesick Booster visits Gotham. GEN.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete
12. Communicating reviews
In the future...when someone knocks on a guy's door in the middle of the night and says they want to talk, it's usually a pickup line. Beetle talks to Booster. SLASH.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete
13. Bad High School Spanish reviews
In which Sam speaks the language better than Daniel and Jack has a thing for Daniel's neck. SLASH.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-06 - J. O'Neill & D. Jackson - Complete
14. Domino Effect reviews
Wacky pairings lead to wacky pairings, and perhaps one OTP. Written in response to a challenge. SLASH, HET.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete
15. Affirmations of Life reviews
After the events of ThirtyEight Minutes, reaction sets in. Commence with the sexual healing. Bit of a PWP. SLASH.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-06 - Rodney M. & Carson B. - Complete
16. Careful reviews
Rodney, and his extremities, intend to return to Carson in one piece. PWP, SLASH.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-15-06 - Rodney M. & Carson B. - Complete
17. Pretending reviews
Jack gets an unexpected moment of comfort after the events in Smoke And Mirrors. Suggested SLASH.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-06 - J. O'Neill & J. Quinn - Complete
18. O'Neill reviews
Why is Jack so favored by the Asgard? A whatif? story. GEN.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-15-06 - J. O'Neill - Complete
19. The Reason Why reviews
Sometimes Jack wonders why Daniel didn't just kill him. Smutty Absolute Power angst. SLASH.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-06 - J. O'Neill & D. Jackson - Complete
20. Docet Minervam reviews
Set during Harry's second year: McGonagall, Lockhart, and Snape in the staff room. Is Lockhart, for once, not completely oblivious? (Probably not.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-28-03 - Severus S.