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Author has written 37 stories for Stargate: SG-1, X-Men: The Movie, Stargate: Atlantis, NCIS, Harry Potter, and Law and Order: SVU. Formerly LadyCiristh, have changed profile names in an attempt to align all references to my fic out there to one penname. There's really nothing I can say here that wouldn't be cliche as hell. So I'll do us all a favor and sum things up rather quickly: This is my fic. Read it. Or not. Your choice. Thank you. Have a nice day. Hrm. Reading this over, it sounds rude. Typically, I'm not. A lack of sleep doesn't seem to agree with me. Oh well. I can always change it later. | |||||||
1. An Acceptable Arrangement » reviewsAusten!verse AU. John Sheppard, prominent businessman, has ventured to London to find a suitable diplomat for his company, Atlantis Trading and Shipping. OR, what happens when you take Jane Austen and SGA and mix them up. JohnElizabeth UST. COMPLETEStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 9-15-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete2. Sets of Two » reviewsPost Fragile Balance, Jack's clone is left to deal. But maybe, he wasn't left completely alone...COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 5-10-07 - Published: 10-13-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete3. Domesticated Equines reviewsThe first year of Jack and Sam's marriage, one snippet at a time. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-27-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete4. Look After You » reviewsTony wakes up to a surprise at his front door...COMPLETENCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Tony D. - Complete5. Laughter is the Best Medicine » reviewsA collection of random, unrelated, silly little ficlets I've written. Will be added to sporadically.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 12-22-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter6. Beauty in the Breakdown reviewsFour ways Elizabeth Weir never fell apart and one way she might have...COMPLETEStargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-06 - Elizabeth W. - Complete7. Not Scene reviewsVala was Cameron's first alien encounter. And really, she was sort of hard to beat...CamVala pairing, COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-30-06 - C. Mitchell & Vala - Complete8. By Its Cover reviewsJohn Munch finds something he never expected in a way he never expected... Written mainly to test the question, If you have a Mary Sue and you have her blatantly Mary Sue type thing, can you still have a good fic? I don't know, but I tried. COMPLETELaw and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-10-06 - Complete9. Padfoot and the Hogwarts Howler reviewsComplete and total crack!fic. Scooby Doo and Harry Potter are now enmeshed in some strange universe where Hermione says Jinkies! a lot. COMPLETEHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-06 - Ron W. - Complete10. Visitors and Fish reviewsBenjamin Franklin said that fish and visitors stink after three days. In this short followup to A Maneuvering Business, Jack finds out he was right. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-8-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete11. Rest in Pieces reviewsTony tries to wrap his mind around Gibbs' abandonment of the team... COMPLETENCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-2-06 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete12. On Your Mind reviews...But she knows that when she needs an excuse to cry, she still makes chocolate chip cookies. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-13-06 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete13. Punchline reviewsThose ancestors sure had a funny sense of humor...COMPLETEStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-5-06 - John S. - Complete14. Unusual Punishment reviewsSometimes, things go horribly awry. COMPLETE.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-14-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete15. Puppy Love reviewsOnce upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. COMPLETEStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-30-06 - Elizabeth W. & John S. - Complete16. Further I Fall reviewsRonon runs. It's all he knows how to do. COMPLETEStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-17-06 - Ronon D. & Teyla E. - Complete17. The Price Is Right reviewsSheppard visits a planet that's a little too friendly. COMPLETEStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-17-06 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete18. Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom reviewsSam has a disturbing moment, Jack reassures her. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-17-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete19. Daydream Believer reviewsJack's just walking down the hall of the Pentagon one day, innocent and unsuspecting... COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-26-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete20. Leaping Tall Buildings reviewsSo, what, you're telling me that my great contribution to mankind is going to be starting an intergalactic fashion trend? Paul DavisMajor Lorne slashy fic. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-06 - P. Davis - Complete21. A Maneuvering Business » reviewsMarriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 188 - Updated: 1-18-06 - Published: 1-2-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete22. There's a B List in my Closet reviewsStorage closets at the SGC were, in their own way, as important as the 'Gate itself. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-30-05 - Complete23. Somebody's Hero reviewsAlternate Universefireman!verse. Janet's life in a 'verse based off of The Changeling. Some minor JackSam as well as ShepWeir and a tiny bit of JanetDaniel.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-05 - J. Fraiser24. Missing Things reviewsAlternate Universe. Sam has issues finding something important and barely avoids a precarious situation.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-22-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete25. Phonetic reviewsElizabeth had always loved words.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-22-05 - Elizabeth W. - Complete26. Patchwork reviews...So really, even if the moment wasn't precisely perfect, anything that involved a naked Samantha Carter came close enough... COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete27. Back To The Place You Are reviews...And so, the first sex free weekend with Carter began... Season 9 fluffiness. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-13-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete28. Askew reviewsTime passes. Things change. Sometimes, you forget. An Intruder fic insert. COMPLETEStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-13-05 - Elizabeth W. & John S. - Complete29. Compares With You reviews...There is no one compares with you... COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-2-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete30. This Is The Way We » reviewsSometimes, the story of two people is deceptively simple...COMPLETEX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-19-05 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete31. With A Cherry On Top reviewsEven the most insurmountable problems can be solved with ice cream. COMPLETEX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-7-05 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete32. Burnt Connection reviews...Yeah, it didn't make sense to him either... A postEnd Game fic. 'Cuz I really, really hated that episode... COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-20-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete33. Glory Days reviewsSometimes, you forget to take into account all the factors...A mini!Jack and mini!Sam fic. Post Fragile Balance, obviously. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-20-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete34. Fractured Feeling reviewsMemory is a fickle thing...Sequel to Splintered Sentiment COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete35. Potentially Everything reviewsAfter being thawed, Jack has a disconcerting couple of minutes. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-23-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete36. Shatters reviewsThe cold gets to you after awhile...COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-04 - J. O'Neill - Complete37. Splintered Sentiment reviewsThe team finally gets Jack back...sort of. COMPLETEStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-2-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete