literatiwannabe
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since: 02-28-03, id: 349907
country: USA
Author has written 37 stories for Stargate: SG-1, X-Men: The Movie, Stargate: Atlantis, NCIS, Harry Potter, and Law and Order: SVU.

Formerly LadyCiristh, have changed profile names in an attempt to align all references to my fic out there to one penname.

There's really nothing I can say here that wouldn't be cliche as hell. So I'll do us all a favor and sum things up rather quickly: This is my fic. Read it. Or not. Your choice.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

Hrm. Reading this over, it sounds rude. Typically, I'm not. A lack of sleep doesn't seem to agree with me.

Oh well. I can always change it later.


1. An Acceptable Arrangement » reviews
Austen!verse AU. John Sheppard, prominent businessman, has ventured to London to find a suitable diplomat for his company, Atlantis Trading and Shipping. OR, what happens when you take Jane Austen and SGA and mix them up. JohnElizabeth UST. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 9-15-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
2. Sets of Two » reviews
Post Fragile Balance, Jack's clone is left to deal. But maybe, he wasn't left completely alone...COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 5-10-07 - Published: 10-13-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
3. Domesticated Equines reviews
The first year of Jack and Sam's marriage, one snippet at a time. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-27-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
4. Look After You » reviews
Tony wakes up to a surprise at his front door...COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Tony D. - Complete
5. Laughter is the Best Medicine » reviews
A collection of random, unrelated, silly little ficlets I've written. Will be added to sporadically.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 12-22-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter
6. Beauty in the Breakdown reviews
Four ways Elizabeth Weir never fell apart and one way she might have...COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-06 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
7. Not Scene reviews
Vala was Cameron's first alien encounter. And really, she was sort of hard to beat...CamVala pairing, COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-30-06 - C. Mitchell & Vala - Complete
8. By Its Cover reviews
John Munch finds something he never expected in a way he never expected... Written mainly to test the question, If you have a Mary Sue and you have her blatantly Mary Sue type thing, can you still have a good fic? I don't know, but I tried. COMPLETE
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-10-06 - Complete
9. Padfoot and the Hogwarts Howler reviews
Complete and total crack!fic. Scooby Doo and Harry Potter are now enmeshed in some strange universe where Hermione says Jinkies! a lot. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-06 - Ron W. - Complete
10. Visitors and Fish reviews
Benjamin Franklin said that fish and visitors stink after three days. In this short followup to A Maneuvering Business, Jack finds out he was right. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-8-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
11. Rest in Pieces reviews
Tony tries to wrap his mind around Gibbs' abandonment of the team... COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-2-06 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
12. On Your Mind reviews
...But she knows that when she needs an excuse to cry, she still makes chocolate chip cookies. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-13-06 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete
13. Punchline reviews
Those ancestors sure had a funny sense of humor...COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-5-06 - John S. - Complete
14. Unusual Punishment reviews
Sometimes, things go horribly awry. COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-14-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
15. Puppy Love reviews
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-30-06 - Elizabeth W. & John S. - Complete
16. Further I Fall reviews
Ronon runs. It's all he knows how to do. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-17-06 - Ronon D. & Teyla E. - Complete
17. The Price Is Right reviews
Sheppard visits a planet that's a little too friendly. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-17-06 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
18. Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom reviews
Sam has a disturbing moment, Jack reassures her. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-17-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
19. Daydream Believer reviews
Jack's just walking down the hall of the Pentagon one day, innocent and unsuspecting... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-26-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
20. Leaping Tall Buildings reviews
So, what, you're telling me that my great contribution to mankind is going to be starting an intergalactic fashion trend? Paul DavisMajor Lorne slashy fic. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-06 - P. Davis - Complete
21. A Maneuvering Business » reviews
Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 188 - Updated: 1-18-06 - Published: 1-2-06 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
22. There's a B List in my Closet reviews
Storage closets at the SGC were, in their own way, as important as the 'Gate itself. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-30-05 - Complete
23. Somebody's Hero reviews
Alternate Universefireman!verse. Janet's life in a 'verse based off of The Changeling. Some minor JackSam as well as ShepWeir and a tiny bit of JanetDaniel.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-05 - J. Fraiser
24. Missing Things reviews
Alternate Universe. Sam has issues finding something important and barely avoids a precarious situation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-22-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
25. Phonetic reviews
Elizabeth had always loved words.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-22-05 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
26. Patchwork reviews
...So really, even if the moment wasn't precisely perfect, anything that involved a naked Samantha Carter came close enough... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
27. Back To The Place You Are reviews
...And so, the first sex free weekend with Carter began... Season 9 fluffiness. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-13-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
28. Askew reviews
Time passes. Things change. Sometimes, you forget. An Intruder fic insert. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-13-05 - Elizabeth W. & John S. - Complete
29. Compares With You reviews
...There is no one compares with you... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-2-05 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
30. This Is The Way We » reviews
Sometimes, the story of two people is deceptively simple...COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-19-05 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete
31. With A Cherry On Top reviews
Even the most insurmountable problems can be solved with ice cream. COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-7-05 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete
32. Burnt Connection reviews
...Yeah, it didn't make sense to him either... A postEnd Game fic. 'Cuz I really, really hated that episode... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-20-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
33. Glory Days reviews
Sometimes, you forget to take into account all the factors...A mini!Jack and mini!Sam fic. Post Fragile Balance, obviously. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-20-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
34. Fractured Feeling reviews
Memory is a fickle thing...Sequel to Splintered Sentiment COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
35. Potentially Everything reviews
After being thawed, Jack has a disconcerting couple of minutes. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-23-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete
36. Shatters reviews
The cold gets to you after awhile...COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-04 - J. O'Neill - Complete
37. Splintered Sentiment reviews
The team finally gets Jack back...sort of. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-2-04 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete