The Mean Runt is actully the mother / daughter team of Barb and Pat Roman. They have been writing as a team for about seven years. Individually, the have been writing since they could hold a pencil.

Barb is senior Computer Specialist for the government (They say it's ours, but sometimes I wonder. :)= )

Pat is unemployed at the present time (Hopefully not for long. Anyone looking for a sales associate or a customer service representative ?) 

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1. Kessel House reviews

LaCroix visits the haunted house and encounters entities from his past. Written as a present for his Conversion Day. Happy Conversion Day, Uncle!

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-28-08

2. Taste Of Mortality reviews

LaCroix? ... Mortal? ... Or is he? ...

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08

3. Baby It's Cold Outside reviews

Natalie is stuck at the loft during a blizzard on Christmas Day . . . With LaCroix

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,318 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-21-07

4. Valentine's Day reviews

A sequel of sorts to Home For The Holidays ... Natalie remembers the night at Le Azure ... and has her revenge. Major spoilers for Be My Valentine

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,004 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-07

5. Liars Club reviews

Take five Immortals and one Watcher. Put them in a Level Three snow emergency. Add an unlimited qantity of beer. The result is ...

Complete - Highlander - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-07

6. Murder Past Perfect reviews

Is there such a thing as a perfect murder? Nick and Schanke have to find out.

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,563 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-29-06

7. Home For The Holidays reviews

Nick and Natalie Go home for the Christmas holidays ... with a twist ... and a bit of magic ...

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06

8. LaCroix vs Murphy reviews

If anything can go wrong, it will ... Here is my story for the anniversary of LaCroix's Conversion day.

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-06

9. Lolek reviews

Nick remembers an old friend.

Complete - Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 4-2-06

10. Up Popped The Devil reviews

Nicholas Beale wrecks havoc on Fantasy Island and its inhabitants

Complete - Fantasy Island - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-26-06 - Published: 1-26-06

11. Santy Claws Screed reviews

Who is the last person you would ever think to play Santa Claus? And the answer is ...

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-24-05

12. Brazero reviews

Dr. Ann Scott feels that today's medical practice is becoming almost an assembly line process. She wants to go back to a time when the doctor patient relationship was on a much more personal basis.

Fantasy Island - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-31-05 - Published: 10-31-05

13. The Apprentice reviews

Roarke's apprentice arrives on Fantasy Island

Fantasy Island - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-05

14. Mystery Woman reviews

Roarke finds a woman with total amnesia on Fantasy Island. And he must fight for her life. In more ways than one.

Fantasy Island - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05

15. Ultra Girl reviews

Did you ever dream about being a super hero? Connie Drinkwater does.

Fantasy Island - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05

16. Back In Business reviews

As the title says ....

Fantasy Island - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05

17. Resolutions reviews

Fifth and last episode in the Revelations series

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-28-05 - Published: 9-28-05

18. A Sidney By Any Other Name reviews

Sidney as the Grand Champion cat? Well, they do look alike, after all

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-05 - Published: 9-28-05

19. Dancing The Knight Away reviews

Just a little something to pass the time. Captain Cohen has challanged the 75th precinct to a ....

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-23-05

20. Reverberations reviews

Number four in the Revelations series. More to come

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,310 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 7-12-05

21. Yellow is a pretty color reviews

Nick Hamilton wants to see again. Roarke has a serum. There is only enough for one dose. And there are many others who want and need it.

Fantasy Island - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 7-8-05

22. Reactions reviews

Story number three in the Revelations Series

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,031 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-25-05 - Published: 3-25-05

23. Sidney's Great Adventure reviews

Sidney has lost his pet human. Will he be able to find her again?

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-17-05 - Published: 3-17-05

24. The Regression reviews

This was posted in honor of LaCroix's Conversion Day some time ago. It was eaten by the dreaded internet bug. Since it got several very favorable reviews, we are posting it again

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-5-05 - Published: 1-5-05

25. Here Comes Santa Don reviews

A little Christmas offering. Inspired by a cartoon in our local paper

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-25-04 - Published: 12-25-04

26. Repercussions reviews

This is the second story in the Revelations series. Continuing the saga of the vampires 'coming out'.

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,889 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 11-28-04

27. Poker Knight reviews

The 'Friday Night Discussion Group' at the 96th precinct has a new member ... er ... Sucker? Guess who's going to the cleaners?

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-22-04 - Published: 10-22-04

28. Things That Go Bump reviews

Disaster results when a overzealous killer goes after the Nightcrawler.

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-13-04 - Published: 10-13-04

29. The Switch reviews

Nick and LaCroix learn a lot about each other. In a very unusual way. A little something in commemoration of LaCroix's Conversion day August 24.

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-04 - Published: 8-7-04

30. Sidney Kitty reviews

New Coroner Natalie Lambert finds a surprise in her medical bag after an especially gruesome murder.

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-22-04

31. Revelations reviews

The world is about to discover the fact that vampires Nick Knight in particular really do exist. What effect will this have? First in the series.

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-16-04 - Published: 7-16-04

32. The Safest Town In America reviews

F.L.A.G. is looking for the town with the lowest crime rate. And they found ... Hazzard Georgia

Knight Rider - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-2-04 - Published: 4-2-04

33. Depths Of Darkness reviews

Nick is ... somewhere. And no one can reach him.

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,368 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-04

34. As The Easter Bunny Turns reviews

Nick "Volunteers" to host an Easter egg hunt for Jenny's Girl Guide troupe.

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-04 - Published: 3-16-04

35. How To Steal A Caddy reviews

Nick gets caught in the trunk of the Caddy ... with disasterous consequences

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-15-04 - Published: 1-15-04

36. A Visit From Saint Nick reviews

Schanke gets a visit from ...

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-23-03 - Published: 12-23-03

37. Closure reviews

The sixth and the final story in the Doubts timeline

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-03 - Published: 9-25-03

38. New Links reviews

This is the fifth story in the Serious Doubts series ... Enjoy

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-4-03 - Published: 8-4-03

39. Longtail reviews

Tyleet and Venka find a strange creature roaming around the holt

ElfQuest - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-03 - Published: 4-8-03

40. Sidney Supercat reviews

Sidney tangles with two dogs ... and helps Nick and Schanke solve a crime in the process

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-8-03 - Published: 4-8-03

41. Bits And Pieces reviews

The more LaCroix remembers the more his self respect decreases ... PLEASE REVIEW! WE'RE DESPERATE!!! (And slightly paranoid.)

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-3-03 - Published: 3-3-03

42. Serious Doubts reviews

What if Schanke had gone to Nick instead of LaCroix in 'Close Call'? First part

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,400 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-03

43. Turning Point reviews

This is the last of the Serious Doubts stories (For now, at least)

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,240 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-03

44. New Directions reviews

This is number three in the Serious doubts series

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,072 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-03

45. Discovery reviews

Second in the Serious Doubts series

Forever Knight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-03