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Sonny With a chance-
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1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... Are there handicap parking places in front of a roller skating rink.
3. Only in America... Do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, while the healthy people can by cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... Do people order double cheeseburgurs, large fries, and a DIET coke.
5. Only in America... Do banks leave both doors open then chain the pens to the counters.
7. Only in America... Do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
8. Only in America... Do we use the word "politics" to discribe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many, and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
9. Only in America... Do we have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
10. Only in America... Does spell check translate Fritos to Doritos.
11. Further... Did you notice that number 6 was missing?;
you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store,
when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,
are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to
buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went
to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for
Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after
all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her
where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can
give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be
with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. "
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we
check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to
his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my
mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough
to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which
mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young
woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a
critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the
newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went
to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for
people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed
forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a
drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart
Re-post this to help stop racism:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.'
That boy you punched in the hall today
killed himself a few minutes ago
The girls you called a slut
Is still a virgin... bet you didn't know
That boy that you call lame
works every night to support his family
That girl you pushed down is abused every day
But you can't see
You think you know them
Guess again you don't
And until you stop your cruelty
Why the sun darkens our skin, but lightens our hair?
Why woman can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why abbreviated is such a long word for it's purpose?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring, and dishwasher detergent is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests in all your money is called a broker?
Why we don't have mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved, who tests it?
Why they sterilize the neddle for lethal injections?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments if they are stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you need more proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Because EVERYONE does that, right?)
On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (And we wonder why people shoplift.)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Use like regular soap". (Ah, could you be a little more specific?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving sugguestion: Defrost". (Note: It's only a suggustion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late for that, don't ya think?)
On Mark's and Spencer's bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (You don't say...)
On packaging of a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Why not?!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yes children, all note here, no driving while under head cold medicine!)
On Nytol Sleeping Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this... Why?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Well, I'd like to know where else I'd use it. The Twilight Zone?!?!)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now someone fill me in here. I'm really curious.)
On Sunsbury Peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (Wow! Newsflash!)
On a Japenese knife: "Keep out of children." (Okay. This means the person who wrote this does not speak English for a first language.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instuctions: Open package, eat nuts." (Okay, this one is hilarious without me making any comments.)
On a child's superman costume: "Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (It's sad what's being taught to children these days.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands." (... Was this happening somewhere?)
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