Inori. D
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since: 12-12-11, id: 3520466, Profile Updated: 11-15-12
country: USA

I love many animes but my number one favorite is ONE PIECE after that its Bleach, Digimon, Fruits Basket, Gunslinger Girl, Inuyasha, Ouran High school Host Club, Princess Tutu, Sailor Moon, This ugly yet beautiful world, and Yugioh (abridged series)

My favorite Cartoons are Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go, Avatar:the last airbender, The legend of Korra, Teen Titans, W.I.T.C.H, Ninja Turtles (2003), Code Lyoko, and Phineas and Ferb

Favorite quotes

"When life gives you lemons make grape slushie's, the sit back and watch the world wonder how the hell you did it." -unknown

"When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand chocolate" -unknown

" Well life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in it's eye " -unknown

" Reality...? How did you learn of the reality that you speak of? The entire world is governed by the reasoning of dirty-minded adults, able tot obscure reality according their obsessions. Were never actually shown what reality is. In this case, the reality you speak of is a half-baked nonsense that has been altered. Trying to confirm this bullshit reality is like trying to join two pieces of a puzzle that do not fit" -unknown (heard it on a amsv by loosecontrol)

" There is neither happiness nor misery in the world... There is only one state to another, nothing more "(same as above)

" He who was felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. " ( look above)

" We must have felt what it is to die, so we may appreciate the enjoymeets of life " ( look above)

Come to the dark side

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20 Things To Do At Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept..

8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.

13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!".

15. Go inot a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!".

17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.

18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".

19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.

20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the freaking Rainbow!".

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS:Are the reason you have no food

FAKE FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS:Call your parents Dad/Mom

FAKE FRIENDS:Lend you thier umbrella
REAL FRIENDS:Take yours and run off screaming 'RUN BITCH RUN!"

FAKE FRIENDS:Take your drink when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:Look at you falling everywhere and tell you "Bithc drink that, you know we don't waste"

FAKE FRIENDS:Will talk shit to the person talking shit about you
REAL FRIENDS:Will knock the fuck out of them

FAKE FRIENDS:Never see you cry
REAL FRIENDS:Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is whatt the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd's asses that left you

FAKE FRIENDS:Will knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS:Will barge right in yelling "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a while then give it back
REAL FRIENDS:Will keep your shit so long they forget its yours

FAKE FRIENDS:Will comfort you when a guy dumps you
REAL FRIENDS:Will walk right up to him and ask him if tis because he's gay

FAKE FRIENDS:Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS:Can write a book about you winth direct quotes

FAKE FRIENDS:Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS:Are for life

FEMALE COMEBACKS FOR MALE PICKUP LINES

MAN: Where have you been all my life
WOMAN: Hiding from you

MAN: Is this seat empty?
WOMAN: Yes, and this one will be if you sit there

MAN: Haven't i seen you somewhere?
WOMAN: Yeah, that's why i dont' go there anymore

MAN: Your body is like a temple
WOMAN: Sorry, there are no services today

MAN: Your place or mine?
WOMAN: Both. You go to yours i'll go to mine

MAN: What do you do for a living?
WOMAN: I'm a female impersonator

MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
WOMAN: Unfertilized

MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you
WOMAN: But would you stay there?

MAN: If I could see you naked I would die happy
WOMAN: If I saw you naked I would die laughing

MAN: If i could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together
WOMAN: Really, I would put F and U together

MAN: I know how to please a woman
WOMAN: Then please leave me alone

MAN: I want to give myself to you
WOMAN: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

MAN: I'd go through anything for you
WOMAN: Good! Let's start with your bank accounts

MAN: Wanna go back to my place?
WOMAN: I don't know, would two people fit under a rock?

MAN: What's your number?
WOMAN: It's in the phone book

MAN: But i don't know your name
WOMAN: That's in the phone book too

MAN: Hey baby what's your sign?
WOMAN: Do Not Enter