I'm 22 years old and a VNA...

I've been writing fanfics for over 10 years. I type in a few different shows, but haven't posted them yet. (They are DBZ, X-men, Tekken and slightly in Gargoyles.) I haven't kept up with things lately since I've been really busy the past few years. Constructive criticism is always welcome, but no flames...what do they accomplish--NOTHING! If you don't like a fic say why or what's wrong with it, so the author can fix the problem. If you want to see a complete profile of me just go to my myspace profile at http://www.myspace.com/rockel_05.

Interests:When I'm not busy with school, I like to be with my boyfriend and do whatever. I enjoy going out with the girls and my guy friends to movies, karaoke, or Chuck E. Cheese. I like to play video games too.

Favorite Music:Lots!! I love Christina Aguilera, Evanescence, Gone 'Til November (in the process of making their first album). Greenday, Breaking Benjamin, P!NK, Katy Perry and too many to name! So just ask me if you wanna know!

Favorite TV Shows:Nip/Tuck is one of my most favorite shows! I also like, CSI, LOST, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Animal Cops and Wildfire.

Favorite Movies:The 40 Year Old Virgin, Grandma's Boy, Pirates, Lord of the Rings, Seabiscuit, Hildago, Wedding Crashers and lots more!!

Favorite Books:All of the Harry Potter books, The Devil's Shadow, Eragon, any of the Chicken Soup for the Animal Lover's Soul, Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Prey, NeXt, Twilight

If you ever want to chat:

YAHOO rockel200586@yahoo.com

AIM rockel200586@aim.com

MSN rockel200586@hotmail.com

For all of you ROMY fans my suggestions for reading:

Shatter Star by WildCardRose (Oh, on this fic review after you read it! Wild wants 30 reviews before uploading a new chap)

The Young Rogue and Gambit » by iWillhexYou

The Young Rogue and Gambit 2 » by iWillhexYou

Gone » by Rae Rihanna

And of course: From the Shadows » by Black Queen

Oh and check out TheRealRogue great fics!

For my fellow Twilighters:

Oh, it cracks me up when people write B&E because it makes me think of breaking and entering (B&E)! LOL!

Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08

(Playlist for this fic can be found at http://view.playlist.com/14174729995)--I made it as per the songs listed in the fic by the author.

Selfish by babyxbxgurl

Okay so That 70's Show is one of my favorite shows ever! It cracks me up. It made me think, what were the Cullens up to in the 70's? I'd like to see some fanfiction on that? I'm gonna maybe take a crack at it but my work schedule is so hectic.

Some of my favorite quotes:

Don't talk about butt stacks! This is a family restaurant!--Cindy

I dreampt I was a giant but everything was to scale. How'd I know I was a giant? 'Cuz I was wearing size a million pants. (Big Bang Theory)

Hey look, I'm gonna watch it in 6-D (as he puts on two 3-D glasses)--Chris

Oven Pudding. Don't ask about that one.

"Happy endings were never handed out. You had to fight for them, earn them with bruised hearts and sacrifices."--Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction 185

"Girl parts are like spiderwebs. Sometimes we catch things we don't want." (How I Met Your Mother)

She won't fuck him because of her nose!

She got sprayed in the face, now she's the tiger's girlfriend.

"I don't understand why someone would drive 4 1/2 hours for a game. It's not like it's going extinct like the bottlenose dolphin!"

The squirrel set the house on fire because we were out of grapes.--My Stepdad (he says weird shit when he's having a conversation with you while he's asleep.)

Some people see things black and white, but sometimes they're pink and purple.-- Tamra Barney

I can blow it with my nose!--Jessica and Me

"You know I how you're gay...you used to watch Ducktales."--Amy

Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with eyes open, to make it possible.--T.E. Lawrence

Chief Wyatt Rash: My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad."
Mona Dearly: Yeah? Well life handed me a pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?
Phil Dearly: Make shit salad?
(Drowning Mona)

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."--Shakespeare

"If life hands you lemons, don’t bother making lemonade… just pelt them at someone else!”--Unknown

"Live life on the edge just don't fall off."--Anon.

"Women can never be satisfied because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that ejaculates money."--Unknown

"I would walk a thousand miles with you because there ain't no FUCKING way I'm paying 4.50 a gallon."--Unknown

“…some people take religion too far. I’m all for believing in what you wanna believe…you say religion to me and I’m thinking DaVinci’s ‘Last Supper.’ Jesus looks sad, the apostles look miserable, I don’t wanna go to their party. Shouldn’t religion be more like dogs playing poker? I can’t tell you what any of the apostles are doing at the last supper, but I can tell you the little white bulldog is holding an ace under the table.” Sue says. Detective smiles. “See? That’s fun and wonderment. I’m engaged. All that other stuff is ritual and punishment.”--Sue (Carrie 2002 film; actress: Kandyse McClure)

"You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest." ~~Dwayne (Little Miss Sunshine—Paul Dano)

"Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that." ~~Frank (Little Miss Sunshine—Steve Carell)

"A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try." ~~Grandpa (LMS—Alan Arkin)

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."--Benjamin Franklin

Jenny: "Hey stacey! Say it to my fucking face. You fucking vagina!" (from The L Word")

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."--Unknown

"Life's a bitch 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy."--Unknown

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits..."--George Carlin (7 words)

"Look, I'm a rhino. Woof! Woof!"--Kelso (That 70's Show)

Mistletoe

Kate's Appearance. I picture her like Brittany Snow. http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/brittany-snow1.jpg

Kate's Car. http://a248.e.akamai.net/7/248/1229/v134/imageonthefly.autodatadirect.com/images/?IMG=U6CHGEM1.jpg&WIDTH=425