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Egyptian Kat
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since: 03-06-03, id: 352839
Author has written 20 stories for Alias, and Harry Potter.
Name: I'm not telling you

Age: Can eat chocolate and excessive amounts of chocolate wiht out getting fat.

Sex: Doesn't like pink but likes lace.

Location: Surfs up dude. Cali all the way. Duh, cha I'm blonde.

Mental Disorders: Obessive compulsive neat freak. Overly dedicated to ALIAS. Freaks out when ALIAS isn't on. Writes too many ALIAS fictions. Real life compitition to Leonardo da Vinci and Rambaldi, "Watch out Mona Lisa, Sydney's prettier than you are!"

Violence Inducing Triggers: ALIAS, chocolate, Vaughn, seeing pink, "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water..."

Drool Incducing Triggers: Vaughn and Val Kilmer and OMG, Achellies (Brad Pitt, TROY) is on the top of my list, I'll tap that baby. Sorry Vaughn, you've been beat.

Physical Disorders: As blind as a facking bat and talks too much.

A note from the Author:

I'm calling writing a therapy so if you don't agree with me you can just go and eat a bug.
ALIAS rocks! So.... er. yeah :D. No, really I love ALIAS. I mean guys should watch it becuase (no I'm not lesbian) Jennifer Garner is hot and what guy wouldn't want to see her in a almost nothing? (did I catch anybody's attention?) and girls should watch it because, hell, who wouldn't want to be Super Spy Sydney Bristow. Oh and if you stil don't think that writing should be considered therapy.... look at all the stories I've written and then ask yourself if I would get any weirder. No actually I'm pretty civilized. I'm just on a sugar high. Banana's can do that to you. So if you're reading this and you're asking yourself, "I wonder if she's ok to talk to." Don't worry, I'll talk to just about anyone. Except Sark. He doesn't deserve my speach. Oh and by the way, if you're wondering, no I'm not on of those crazy weirdo children you see reading too much Lord of the Rings and publicly declaring themselves obtainee's of superpowers and dress funny. I wasn't lying that I'm a neat freak. I also have this weird obession wiht matching clothes and I'm and advid costomer of Old Navy. Enough personal information for you? Well too bad, even Dr. Teeth couldn't get the rest of it out of me!

P.s. Lauren, we're the Sydney Bristow Twins, shall we live on forever and ever in the arms of Vaughn.

P.s.s. Drea, I promis to finish that Harry Potter one day. 



1. The Verve Chronicles » reviews
All it takes is one little act of streanght to alter your future. Only one little reaction and you're suddenly thrown onto a different path in life." The chronicles of Sydney Bristows constant run-in's with adventure. Takes place after "The Telling."
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-8-04 - Published: 8-14-04
2. Look At The Stars » reviews
A song disrupts the thin ties holding everything and everyone apart. SV
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-27-04 - Published: 6-24-04
3. The Clairvoyant » reviews
A clairvoyant warns Sydney of the doom that awaits her. Season 2 Fianle. Hey, this might be good, but if you pass it on... you'll never know.
Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-10-04
4. In The Shadows reviews
I see him in the mirror. SV
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-18-04 - Published: 5-18-04
5. Love's Devine reviews
He's been dying since the day he was born. Post
Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-15-04 - Published: 4-15-04
6. Before, After and Inbetween » reviews
Love came easily to her. It came to her whole and peaceful. But it left her life with pain, fury and lies. What happens when the truth is told?
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-15-04 - Published: 4-12-04
7. IRONIC » reviews
Sydney and Vaughn’s lives come crashing together on Vaughn’s wedding day. Based on the song “Ironic.”
Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 3-28-04
8. Hideaway » reviews
UpDaTe! ChApTeR 18: 16 year old Kathryn Childress has been targeted by Sark. Will Kathryn's connection to Sydney save her?
Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,699 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-7-04 - Published: 10-13-03
9. REAPER » reviews
The truth of Rambaldi's prophecy is revealed. Sydney struggles with birth of her daughter.
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 4-2-04 - Published: 12-7-03
10. He Pulled Me Back » reviews
Sydney shuts down completely after Sloane tells her who her real father is. And the only person who can save her from the edge is the one who helped her get there.
Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-23-04 - Published: 3-2-04
11. Turning Back » reviews
Sydney and Vaughn get down to buisness. All ties that bind are cut. everything is explained.
Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-19-04 - Published: 1-22-04
12. The Lighter Side of The Moon » reviews
The adventures of The Marauders with a few extra twists, turns…..oh yeah, and some female companions.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-4-03 - Published: 11-22-03
13. Twisted » reviews
4 It’s not everyday you find out that you have a child….especially when the mother doesn’t know either (Yeah, I know...
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-22-03 - Published: 10-29-03
14. Some Days You Gotta Dance » reviews
NEW VERSION! What happens when life gets turned upside down, rattled and then kissed? Good question, read this story to find out how Sydney handels life when things get wierd.
Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-17-03 - Published: 11-11-03
15. Muaaahahaha The Evil Laugh Story reviews
What do Sydney, Vaughn, and I (the great and magnificant Kat) do to stop Sark from his Pumpkin throwing spree in a too small Winnie the Poo costume? (In honor of the faboulous holiday of Halloween!) R&R!
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-31-03 - Published: 10-31-03
16. Operation: Stalking Michael » reviews
Kathryn and Sarah head to Los Angeles to do some specific site seeing. We go to a local Starbucks, and maybe the Emmy's
Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-03
17. NEVER ENDING reviews
When life is your own never ending story, when it seems that it't stoped for good, it starts all over again. S/V Anti-Telling
Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-03 - Published: 7-5-03
18. Milo's Gemini Sea » reviews
What happens when another prophecy appears. Sydney and Michael battle the world. PG just in case, may progress into PG-13. Its not really all humor and general, more like all the genre's.
Alias - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-5-03 - Published: 4-25-03
19. 47 More Seconds to Fall » reviews
Chp. 3 OMG!! I posted! A short sarcastic version of my story: Sydney with an attitude, a gun, a fat man trying to kiss her, a thong and a window...Oh and did I mention the lemon?
Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-21-03 - Published: 4-29-03
20. Once Upon a Childhood Dream » reviews
Dreams come true, Weiss gets serious, and Jack gives his blessings. S/V all the way! Please R&R!!!
Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 4-15-03
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