*Vomits Rainbows* its contagious once you have read it you have it, so pass it on

http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=SexiFoxxFace

Name: SexiFoxxFace, Sara, You With The Face, Broski, Dumbass. call me what you like I dont really care lol

Age: well I could tell you my age but than I'd have to kill you ... I'm 18 and now you die.

Gender: I'm a cosplaying half-homosexual trapped in a womans body lol figure it out... so I'm bi and female :P

Appearance Well i kinda look like a 40 year old man xD im kidding i look like a normal teen well more colorful and badass :P i have size 0 gauges, a lip ring, my hair is dyed, and my socks never match and my clothes .. well lets not talk about it.

Personality: if you havent figured it out by now im crazy and some kinda of wackjob :3 nahh im fun outgoing hyper... little crazy and friendly but if somone hurts a friend watch your back im a ninja and i will get you.

Hey peeps creepen on my page i like your curtains and your room looks amazing from the window ;3

For the people just passing by GTFO kidding you can stay as long as you want just take off your shoes my page will be covered in mud otherwise, and for long time visitors beers in the fridge help yourself ;)

If you happen to be reading one of my storys im sorry if they take a bit to update.

Strawberrys and wands don't mix Update's as soon as possible no writers block as of yet :)

The Fox, The Raven, and The Cat Being rewritten, slight writers block so it might take a little bit for a new chapter PM me or review on the last chapter with thoughts or ideas it would really help.

How Things Change i have writers block so it is going to be a while before it gets updated PM or review on the last chapter with thoughts or ideas it would really help.

if your like me and want a sasunaru ending for shippuden go to http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/sasunaru-naruto-shippuuden-ending.html :D post on your profiles and in your fics !!!

the new image thing is stupid do i have permission to use the picture its on Google of course i do xD

Stories you are following (162) i read to many things at once -_- or people just stop updating without warning

I like shounen ai and yaoi get over it :3

im not really all that interesting so i dont know what else to write. >.>

some of my drawings are done for my fic :)

Kyuubi http://xxxspunkyunicornxxx.deviantart.com/#/d4z01w9

Hanson (hasnt hatched yet) http://xxxspunkyunicornxxx.deviantart.com/#/d4z035t

yeah i know there not colored but i was having issues with Hanson's eye sorry it looks funny...

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Darn ThingxX,Alexandria Volturi, Sayian Danika,Light-Eco-Angel, Samara13, Scaevola2, Nordic Twin, ThunderNinjaBird, SexiFoxxFace,

Big Turnoff Fanfickers Do

-Your OC is over powered or the main focus: i really do not like OC's to begin with, if your story has a OC put it in the description that is what its there for and over powered OC kill story's!!

I have read some pretty good OC fics and im not hating completely some are really good but others are dumb.

-Your OC talks back to a character that will kill it : if your OC is dumb enough to talk back to a dangerous character it wont get them respect it will get them killed in a very gruesome way!

-You make a character change genders : unless its cross-dressing dont do it they are male/female to start with keep them that way.

-the character moves to get away from their mysterious past : can't they have a normal past why does it have to be bad to many stories have them and they get old fast.

-getting character drunk than making them confess: why do they have to be drunk normal people dont always get drunk to say i love you (well at least i don't)

-stealing other people's stories : well that is obviously a big no no in anyones book people work hard to create their own story's dont go and ruin it by stealing it

-Flaming stories because you did not listen to advise in the beginning: if a storie tells you up front what to expect dont flame it they told you if you dont like it than dont read it people that flame just to flame ruin this site

-Writing a story with nothing but dialog : just don't do it, there is no story with only dialog and your setting yourself up for criticizers

-If you have an OC don't forget about them...: i have read some really great fanfic's with a OC and 3 chapters in it disappeared just vanished never to be heard from again so please dont forget your OC's or any other characters cause you will have review going WTF did they die??

I will add more when i think of them

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D ;3 8D =] ;D

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST want you.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (…. stuck up bitch)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm not really ATHLETIC, so I must be a nerd.

I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST be an idol-worshiping conspirator.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I am AUTISTIC, so I must be a freak

I'm ADD, so I must be a lazy slacker.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (… well I do)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a FURRY, so I MUST be obsessed with y*.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be living in the nineteenth century.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I have GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay myself.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm STEAMPUNK, so I MUST hate this century.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

I TALK to people online, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm 18, so I MUST be a good role model for people younger then me.

I LIVE in a trailer, so I MUST be trash.

I'm a GED graduate, so I MUST be to stupid to graduate high school.

I have a MAN CAVE, so I MUST be a guy.

Quotes from fanfic i liked or died laughing from xD

"Right. Because Tonet just suggested for both boys to go naked and hump each other." Old man Hemuro mumbled quietly, although loud enough for Sasuke to hear and understand what he meant.

"Oh! Please. Never mentioned the 'humping' part." Tonet smirked. "Although it's a better way of heating the body." -Eternity by cristofori's dream

"Troublesome" -any fanfiker writing a fanfic with Shikamaru in it -_-

Knuckles nodded in understanding but then pointed to the ceiling. ''But why is Fran here, hanging from the ceiling by his ankles?''

Everybody looked up and gasped as they seemed to finally notice the hanging teenager who still managed to keep the frog hat on his head. ''W-what the hell? Why are you here you frog bastard?'' Gokudera yelled.

''Your leader is getting into BDSM and was practicing on me.'' Fran said nonchalantly. -Vongola's Best Student Council! by AkumaXAi

"Little brother, time to get up!" a voice from hell yelled the hall. -From Dull to Sharp by KuroShiroAka

"See!" Mello accused, watching Near take a hold of the bear and hold it close to him. He cuddled with it for a bit and thanked the brunette.

"No Mello, there aren't any favorites," Light said quietly.

"He is right. We hate you all equally." L cut in.

"L!" -Family Vacation by Monkey and Cookee

"Naruto?"

"Yeah?" I say automatically, then realize I'm talking to his ass. Instantly my eyes snap back up to his face, but it's way too late. He's watching me patiently, his face passive, but there's a smirk in his eyes. -L:U:S:T by The Raven and the Fox

Tch. Parents! You try to assassinate them once almost ten years ago and they treat you like the scum of the earth! -Echos of the Bluebird by Shitsuren69

"All right, guys. Class is starting now. I hope you all have had fun in your families so far, so now we're gonna take it up a level."

"Not us," Shikamaru whispered to Naruto. "Choji killed our baby and used it in a cake." -Snakes, Weasels, and Foxes by yukipup

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

"SCREW THIS!"

"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"

"SAVE ME, CTHULHU!" -_(-- i posted it for this line alone)_-

"GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

"SAVE ME!"

"I DON'T WANNA DIE!" -Naruto Uzumaki and the Assassin of the Mist by kvsyaoran

I don't love him. I'm not running away. I'm just… practicing parkour. -Summer Heat by Deep or Shallow

"F-fine." His voice didn't almost squeak. Of course not. That was everyone's imagination playing the same trick on all of them at the same time, conveniently. -At Weeks' End by Artificial Dreams

Students of Hogwarts, I would like you to meet our special guests that will be here all year. Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. They are ninja, otherwise known as shinobi, and were sent here by a mysterious force that we have yet to identify. Feel free to approach Naruto, as he is very friendly, but beware of Sasuke. He bites. -Dragonlike Destiny by Kage no Ryunin

"Ma,ma I'm only kidnapping you, no need to be so defensive." -Blonde Interloper by Obsessiveness1530

"Nooo! The 'hn' returns! Run for your lives!" Naruto grabbed his duck placing it on his head before quickly saying something that made Sasuke fume, before running for his life.

What he said was: "Check it out, Sasu-gay-chan! I gots a duck butt, too! :3" -The Merciless Fox Child by Century Viscount

"You should tell me when you're about to hit me"

"You're correct, that way you can create the barrier at will, I'm about to hit you-" -Bleach Note by Okami-Princess-94

"Woo, Shizuo!" Shinra was really surprised but really excited. Honestly, he was just drunk and ready to cheer on or instigate anything. -Unknown by I.Love.Ukes