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Under the express request of author Huh, supreme overlord to the greatness that is D.R.A.N.Z.E.R, any unauthorized duplication, public screening or use of the contents as a tissue, a newspaper, an essay, origami or maybe under extreme and desperate circumstances, a contraceptive device, is strictly prohibited, and will be dealt with in the most severe manner possible, most probably involving a peice of cheese, rotten vegetables, a beyblade and a very very depraved EVA (a really really big purple robot)

Any concerns involving any of the contents above can be forwarded to the newly hired CEO of D.R.A.N.Z.E.R, Takao Kinomiya, and he will be more than happy to take your complaints with a bag of twiggies when he is not recieving lap dances from the one Kyojyu Kenny AKA the slut for hire with one B.L.A.B.B.E.R.I.N.G CEO between his thighs.

Please note that D.R.A.N.Z.E.R is not responsible for any bombs than you may receive in the mail, random attacks from the newly discovered species T.A.L.A (owned by the elusive Giant rubber moose), deaths in your close family, lack of clothing, loss of hair and/or libido upon lodging your dissatisfaction. In conclusion, please leave your message after the beep, with our resident phone operator, the neko-jin-nic Rei Kon; remember, " our existence deforms the universe, THAT'S responsibility"

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STORY INFORMATION

Contemplation over Obsession: On Hiatus. The backup file as well as file itself was deleted accidentally because of our CEO's clumsy hands. We personally think that he is a bastard for doing so. Damn twiggies...

His and He: Currently writing up chapters and planning out rest of story.

Insubstantial Liason: On Hiatus for now.

Boiled Chestnuts: ~Completed.~ No plans in continuingat the moment.

Teru Teru Hiwatari: Currently writing up chapters.

HUH'S RANDOM PROPAGANDA, ALLOWED BY THE 2001 TREATY WITH R.O.B.E.R.T (AKA the i'm a moron and the V on my head defines my insignificent stupidity in the knowledge of life itself)

SUPPORT PRON~ THE NEWER, FASTER, SATISFYING AND MORE CONVENIENT VERSION FOR PORN! (no, pron, not prawn)CONTACT ALEX, ERIKO (who is probably attempting to be innocent but don't let that fool you) OR SHEX R US FOR MORE INFORMATION!

WANT A KAI BI-ATCH? CONTACT THE DEPARTMENT OF BEYBLADE BISHOUNEN AND THEY'LL BE REST ASSURED TO TAKE YOUR ORDER!

SUPPORT KAI/TALA/REI/MAX! SEND $5 TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS: ... ONCE THERE IS ONE OF COURSE

~Kai is seme and Rei is uke. Please note that the former is not terribly submissive, and that the latter has an obsession with Kai Hiwatari that rival's Tala Ivanov's with his hair.

~Touch Huh's USB DRIVE and you'll suffer a fate worse than death.

~The giant rubber moose and Elcy name are Huh's partners in crime.

THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM D.R.A.N.Z.E.R, THE ORGANISATION THAT BELIEVES THE WORLD IS CORRUPT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T BELEIVE THAAT PRETTY RED-EYED BLUENETTES ARE THE BE ALL AND END ALL, OF ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THE BEYBLADE FANDOM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, THIS PROFILE WILL DROP A PREGNANT GOLDFISH ON YOUR LAP ONCE HUH FINISHES TYPING THE LAST FEW MESSAGES.

-Kai Hiwatari Secretary of D.R.A.N.Z.E.R

PLEASE NOTE: Huh is currently on holidays up north, most probably being eaten by a blue whale, so nothing, as stated in the right of I.V.A.N.O.V will get done. The written excuse is that "all the work is in the other USB FLASH DRIVE, and I wasn't able to print it out before i left". We at D.R.A.N.Z.E.R have come to the conclusion that Huh is an idiot.