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Hello fellow members of thee interwebs! I'm Ryan and obviously, since your reading my account on this website, that I'm a writer! But an amateur, so my stories aren't that great... but any criticism would be much appreciated! So come on, help me with stories if you can and I'll help back since I'm a Beta Reader for video games and stuff. Just because I'm not great at writing, doesn't mean I don't know a masterpiece when I see one. So, yeah, that's it really. But if your interested in me there is more below. I'm also a pretty strange guy if you read though, or not, your opinion.
Place of address- Of course not!
Likes- Sonic, Spider Man, Legend of Zelda, Punch- Out!! (The remake, I've never played the original.), Sams Club cheese pizza, spaghetti, hamburgers, swimming, fishing, Dragonball to Dragonball Z Kai, Marvel Comics, DC Comics (So really it's Detective Comics Comics, that's not a typo!) Wild Cherry Pepsi, Cherry Dr. Pepper, and Cherry Coca Cola, and much more but that would take forever.
Dislikes- Dragonball GT, Soda Popinski (From Punch-Out!!), People who gloat, even if I do that every once and awhile ;), Dragonball Evolution, Team Jacob (Yeah! I like Twilight! What about it? I also love Sonamy!) Sonidow (Except fot Sleep by Kurai Otaku)
Favorite color- Orange
Favorite songs- Tonight, Tonight , His World, Tic Toc, Tik Tok parody from " The Computer Nerd ", Look-a-Like, All Hail Shadow, Witch Doctor (Redone Version, I dislike the original.) etc.
Favorite shows- The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Parental Control, Big Bang Theory, Ultimate Spider man, Sonic Underground, Psych, etc.
Favorite soda pop- Cherry Dr. Pepper
Twilight team- Team Edward
Favorite Sonic game- Sonic the Hedgehog 2
MY QUEST FOR 100 RANDOM FACTS
1- Dr. Pepper is older than coke,
2- Coke used to be a drug that had cocaine,
3- the Mustang car was named after the plane, the P-51 Mustang
4- Coke made Santa a fat man
5- The words "cookie" and "sleigh" came from dutch origin
6- The dutch Santa used slaves to deliver presents
7- Back in the 1800's the silk of a silkworm was more valuable than gold
8- Little Miss Muffet had a tuffet with spiders because she was real and her dad made medicine which contained mashed up spiders
9- On some Caribbean islands oysters can climb trees,
10- President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader,
11- Cleopatra is Greek
12- All the swans of England belong to the queen
13- Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light
14- Brown eyes are the least sensitive to light
15- Jedi is a real religion
16- A polar bears skin is black
17- Karate originated from India
18- If you made steel as fine as the web of a spider, the spider web would be 3x stronger
19- Babies are color blind when born
20- Coca Colas "Super Pure" Dasani bottled water is just filtered tap water
21- Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter
22- What lets lizards stick to walls are tiny hairs called setay (Seh-Tay)
23- Sonic the Hedgehog's trademark sneakers are based of of Michael Jackson's strap and buckle shoes, while the colors are inspired by Santa Claus
24- In the USA, where parties are common, more people have a chance of death by champagne cork rather than a venomous spider
25- It's virtually impossible to lick your elbow
26- Orange does rhyme with something, but it's two words (Door Hinge)
27- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night
28- Cat's urine glows under a black light
29- Birds don't pee
30- Almonds are a member of the peach family
31- Coke was originally green
32- Men can read smaller print than women
33- Women can hear better than men
34- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball
35- Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance
36- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
37- The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger
38- You're more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas
39- It takes seventeen muscles to smile
40- It takes forty-three muscles to frown
42- A canine's mouth is cleaner than a humans
43- Grapes will explode in a microwave
44- A rat can last longer without water than a camel
45- Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves
46- Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages it
47- Laser is actually an acronym for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation"
48- Mosquito repellents don't actually repel you, but hide you because the spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there
49-Each year, 13 people on average, die from vending machines falling on top of them
50- A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is a person who compulsively steals underwear
51- Candles used to be used as clocks
52- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television
53- Tigers have not only striped fur, but also striped skin
54- The Ancient Egyptians used stones for pillows
55- Albert Einstein, contrary to popular belief, was actually very smart in school and whizzed through everything
56- Blood is not, I repeat, NOT blue
57- An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights
58- In all three Godfather films, when you see oranges, there is a death (or a very close call) coming up soon
59- Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand
60- The microwave oven was invented by mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he had in his pocket
61- According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg
62- In a recent survey, Americans revealed that banana was their favorite smell
63- If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter "A"
64- Only 14% of Americans say they've skinny dipped with the opposite sex
65- An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights
66- The Olympic flag's colors are always red, black, blue, green and yellow rings on a field of white. This is because at least one of those colors appears on the flag of every nation on the planet
65- Superman is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld", either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator
66- Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women
67- 85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex
68- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury
69- The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards
80- Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes
81- When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. Sound designer Walter Murch asked George for Reel 2, Dialog 2 by saying "R2D2". George liked the way that sounded so much he integrated that into another project he was working on
82- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
83- The youngest pope was 11 years old
84- Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school
85- They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better
86- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
87- Armadillos can be housebroken
88- A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night
89- Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite
90- A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove
91- Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin, today it is known as Tennessee
92- Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows
93- The State of Florida is bigger than England
94- Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning
95- It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland
96- Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark
97- Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.
98- Dolphins sleep with one eye open
99- The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old
100- In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow
THE TREK HAS BEEN COMPLETE! TIME TO MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS! Maybe I'll make it to 200... AND JUST FOR FUN!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
OH! jingle bells, shotgun shells, santa claus is dead! rudolph took a '22 and shot him in the head! OH! barbie doll, barbie doll, tried to save his life. but GI Joe from mexico, Killed her with a Knife
Dashing through the snow, On a pair of broken skis, Over the hills I go, Crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in the hospital with stiches in my head, OH! 911, 911, please take me away! Oh what fun it is to ride in an ambulance all day, HEY! 911, 911 please take me away! Take me to the hospital before I pass away! HEY!
deck the halls with gasoline
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