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Author has written 23 stories for CSI, House, M.D., Bones, Dollhouse, Absolutely Fabulous, Extras, Jam & Jerusalem, Doctor Who, and Wild West, 2002. Time for a real bio I suppose. Here goes nothing. I'm 22 years old, and I live in Canada. So if you're weirded out by my spelling, just remember I'm Canadian. I'm a lesbian and I read/write mostly femslash, so skip it if it bothers you. I clearly label everything with warnings. Don't bitch at me. And because this is totally essential knowledge for your life, three fictional characters I am currently in love with are Adelle DeWitt (Dollhouse), Temperance Brennan (Bones), and Doctor Who (the Tenth Doctor). And no, I do not mean that I think they're just cool characters; I mean that I am literally in love with them. You may now continue with your life knowing that there are indeed people who have less of a life than you do. My main interest is femslash, followed by slash, with hetero pairings bringing up the rear. LOL, up the rear. You knew it was coming. Fav Pairings Bones - Brennan/Angela, Brennan/Booth For "Expecting the Doctor's Baby": My friend LevinaIndigo made a preview picture for the story, but the site won't let me post a link in the actual story. Now, that book is a real book, and it was not made by us. We haven't read it; we actually saw it on the rack at the grocery store after this story was already written, and just about killed ourselves laughing. We then took the liberty of photoshopping Wilson's head on top of the actual guy in the picture. We don't own anything about the picture, including the design, layout, et cetera, et cetera. We just own the lulz we had when we saw it. | |||||||||
1. King Kong Loves GodzillaAngela/Mary one-shot. - FEMSLASH - “He really loved that lady, in the film. King Kong. Looked after her. Died for her in the end, didn’t he?”Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Published: 1-27-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete2. All WoundsDrabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - “This is for your own good, Ange,” she said sombrely.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Published: 1-25-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete3. FaultDrabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - This is what she does best.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 1-24-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete4. AgreementsDrabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - Something is not where it was previously agreed that it should be.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Published: 1-24-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete5. Waffle: An Ode reviewsShort crack poem about a Dalek and his love for waffles. You just don't come between a Dalek and his breakfast.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-10 - Complete6. Give Me Some Plunger reviewsThe Doctor and Donna come across some Daleks doing... Well, they're not quite sure what. But they hope it's not what they think it is.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete7. Beyond the Pale reviewsSusie/Caroline one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Not for the first time, that little voice nagged, questioned: why do you do this? is it all out of a need to be polite, is it really? or are you so desperate for her approval, Susie? why?Jam & Jerusalem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-10 - Susie & Caroline M. - Complete8. Look After You reviewsCuddy was curled up in the corner of the couch, face buried against her arms, body trembling with pitiable sobs.'House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-1-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete9. A Horse, Of Course reviewsWhat would you rather be: a unicorn, but with no horn, or a horse who's got a horn?Extras - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-09 - Andy M. & Maggie J. - Complete10. Lucky Penny reviewsDrabble. Andy and Maggie discuss luck, the definition of 'rare', and other general silliness. Possible light romantic overtones, if you want it.Extras - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-09 - Andy M. & Maggie J. - Complete11. An Empty House reviewsDrabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'Sighing in frustration, she threw back the covers and paced a few steps in the empty room. The whole damn house was empty, now.' This is barely even femslash, you're probably fine if you're just looking for friendship.Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-09 - Complete12. Breath reviewsDrabble. Saunders/DeWitt - FEMSLASH - 'Those eyes are searing me through; predatory, dangerous—the smoky green tinted dark with desire.'Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-09 - Claire S. & Adelle D. - Complete13. Not Going Anywhere reviewsEddy/Patsy one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Patsy's sitting alone in the dark at four a.m. Eddy's concerned.Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-09 - Complete14. Where There's Smoke reviewsDrabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'My eyes are drawn to her mouth as she breathes another drag. And suddenly I can’t stop myself.' Drabble-length Eddy/Patsy fluff.Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete15. SenselessDrabble. Adelle DeWitt is not the sort of person who tolerates weakness. Spoilers for 1x09 Spy in the House of Love. No pairing, just DeWitt's thoughts on the Dominic incident. I'm sure this has been hashed and rehashed to death, but here's mine.Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Published: 4-14-09 - Adelle D. - Complete16. Simplicity reviewsDrabble. Friendship, perhaps very light romantic overtones. Brennan and Booth admire the stars, each in their own way.Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete17. Expecting the Doctor's Baby reviewsWilson has a habit of sleeping around. What happens when his habit gets him in trouble? Short one-shot crackfic; no pairings... Well, sort of one pairing at the end, but not really...House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-08 - J. Wilson - Complete18. A Glimpse of Hell reviewsChase/Cam - HET - Chase thinks about what his life would be like if he married Cameron. The results turn out to be somewhat more horrifying than he had anticipated. Humour. Sort of Cameron bashing, so skip this one if you're looking for something serious.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-08 - R. Chase & A. Cameron - Complete19. Queen of Denial reviewsThe most epic denial that anyone has ever denied, ever in their lives. Short one-shot crackfic; no pairings.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete20. Momentary Lapse » reviewsPairing: Cuddy/House/Wilson/Chase/Thirteen. Summary? You need one after reading that? Seriously, though. This is humour, not smut. Crackfic ahoy. Includes SLASH -House/Wilson- and FEMSLASH -Cuddy/Thirteen- .House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - L. Cuddy - Complete21. Reasons Why » reviewsC/Sa - FEMSLASH - "Now Catherine… well, Catherine is a whole different story. Infinitely more interesting than coffee. I could watch Catherine all day." Preview of a series of fics, to get a sense of if anyone would read it. Rating for language.CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Sara S. & Catherine W.22. Understanding reviewsG/S - HET - As soon as imminent danger had passed, Grissom’s emotional walls went back up and he was back to being his usual unfeeling, insensitive, infuriatingly calm self. Unbound Improv Challenge response.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-04 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete23. Logically Speaking reviewsG/S - HET - Grissom has finally decided that not everything needs to be analyzed. Unbound Improv Challenge response.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-14-04 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete
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