| Adriana DiVolpe |
Author has written 44 stories for House, M.D., Bones, Dollhouse, Absolutely Fabulous, Extras, Jam & Jerusalem, Doctor Who, Wild West, 2002, Girls on Top, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Murder in Suburbia. I'm 24 years old, and I live in Canada. I write mostly femslash and het; skip anything that bothers you. I label everything clearly. I will ship anyone that I like together, regardless of gender. Oh yeah, I'll go there. Things that shut me down fast though are incest or one party being underage while the other's not. Favourite Pairings Bones - Brennan/Angela, Brennan/Booth | |||||||
1. For Her reviewsDoctor/Donna. One-shot. - HET - She'd got his memories, and the only way to save her was to take hers. Journey's End angst.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-11 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete2. The Logical Thing and the Right Thing reviewsDrabble. Kirk and Spock - "Logic isn't the only way of seeing the world, Spock. There are things more important than logic." Friendship fluff; slash if you want it.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-11 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete3. Unexpected Guests reviewsDoctor/Donna. One-shot. - HET - After a trip to the Ood Sphere, Donna discovers a stowaway on the TARDIS. Very fluffy.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-11 - Donna N. & 10th Doctor - Complete4. A Good Strategy reviewsDrabble. Kirk/Spock - SLASH - Kirk's tactics for winning at chess are not covered in the Federation Standard Rulebook.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-11 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete5. Simple »Drabble. Doctor and Donna - 'We're both in this together, Donna. And I'm not any happier with it than you are.' This is heavy on the angst and tension, just so you know; no one is having a good time here. Follow-up 'Cold Tea' is now under Chapter 2.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Updated: 12-12-10 - Published: 8-30-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete6. Warming Up reviewsDrabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - "Jesus, Mary—your hands are freezing!" Fluff. Rated for vague sexual content.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete7. Vanilla and Aldesian Smoke » reviewsDoctor/Donna. Two-shot. - HET - 'No more Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. And definitely no more Veluusian aphrodisiacs.' Another of those 'accidentally-ingested alien aphrodisiac' stories, but with less smut. Sequel 'Tea and Tortaalan Toast' is Chapter 2Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 10-5-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete8. Of What's Left reviewsDrabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'He hasn't touched her side of the bed since she's been gone.' Post- Journey's End angst.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete9. Bring Me Dreams of Stardust reviewsDrabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'Every night. Different dreams, different settings. Different feelings. Always the same man.' Post- Journey's End angst. Rating for vaguely-described sex.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-10 - Donna N. & 10th Doctor - Complete10. Always reviewsDoctor and Donna one-shot - 'For all her anger, for all her fire, Donna Noble goes too gentle into that good night.' Rating for language, blood, and character death.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete11. The Cuteness Factor reviewsDrabble. Ash/Scribbs - FEMSLASH - Scribbs wants a cat. Ash does not want a cat. Who wins the argument? Fluff and nothing but. Slight femslash, but nothing severe. Blink and you might miss it.Murder in Suburbia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-10 - Complete12. Exercising Caution reviewsDrabble. Kirk and Spock - Spock expresses his concern over an expedition that Kirk is embarking on. Friendship fluff; slash if you want it.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete13. Warmth and Stillness reviewsDrabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'He lies against her in the stillness of the dark, face buried in her hair, memorising her with every languid breath.' Extreme baby fluff. Vague enough that it could be anyone, really.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete14. I Could Not Travel BothDrabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'He knew he was losing her.'Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 8-13-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete15. Softly reviewsDrabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'Smile tugging his lips, he is turning quietly to leave when her voice stops him, low and soft and sleepy.' Pure fluff. Nothing too extreme, if you want to read it as just friendship.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete16. Patience is a Virtue reviewsDoctor/Donna-ish, could be just friendship. One-shot. - HET - Donna never was much good at waiting.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete17. Here's to the Next Fifteen YearsAngela/Mary one-shot. - FEMSLASH - AU post-ep for 1x06 Un, Deu, Tri, Figo, Quiggly - A few weeks after Martin's departure, Mary suspects Angela might be pregnant and confronts her about it.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Published: 3-20-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete18. You Wouldn't Like Me reviewsShelley/Amanda one-shot - FEMSLASH - In the course of actually doing something for herself, Shelley has a little mishap.Girls on Top - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete19. Of Pirates and PlunderDrabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - Mary gets a pirate hat. Sexy times ensue. Or not.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Published: 3-4-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete20. Small Annoyances reviewsJennifer/Amanda one-shot - FEMSLASH - Jennifer has something she wants to tell Amanda.Girls on Top - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete21. Fine Distinctions reviewsDrabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - Edina gets a puppy for Saffy to make up for her latest "faux pas".Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete22. Slight Difference of Opinion reviewsWherein the Doctor and Donna disagree on the funniness of a joke.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-21-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete23. empty reviewsDrabble. Doctor/Donna-ish, could be just friendship - HET - 'she's not here, and she never will be again.' Obligatory post-Journey's End angst.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete24. CompromisesAngela and Mary one-shot. - Mary doesn't like jigsaw puzzles.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 2-21-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete25. King Kong Loves GodzillaAngela/Mary one-shot. - FEMSLASH - "He really loved that lady, in the film. King Kong. Looked after her. Died for her in the end, didn't he?"Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Published: 1-27-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete26. All Wounds reviewsDrabble. Angela and Mary - "This is for your own good, Ange," she said sombrely.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete27. FaultDrabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - This is what she does best.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 1-24-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete28. AgreementsDrabble. Angela and Mary - Something is not where it was previously agreed that it should be.Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 1-24-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete29. Waffle: An Ode reviewsShort crack poem about a Dalek and his love for waffles. You just don't come between a Dalek and his breakfast.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-10 - Complete30. Give Me Some Plunger reviewsThe Doctor and Donna come across some Daleks doing... Well, they're not quite sure what. But they hope it's not what they think it is.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-2-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete31. Beyond the Pale reviewsSusie/Caroline one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Not for the first time, that little voice nagged, questioned: why do you do this? is it all out of a need to be polite, is it really? or are you so desperate for her approval, Susie? why?Jam & Jerusalem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-10 - Susie & Caroline M. - Complete32. Look After You reviewsCuddy was curled up in the corner of the couch, face buried against her arms, body trembling with pitiable sobs.'House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete33. A Horse, Of Course reviewsWhat would you rather be: a unicorn, but with no horn, or a horse who's got a horn?Extras - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-09 - Andy M. & Maggie J. - Complete34. Lucky Penny reviewsDrabble. Andy and Maggie discuss luck, the definition of 'rare', and other general silliness. Possible light romantic overtones, if you want it.Extras - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-09 - Andy M. & Maggie J. - Complete35. An Empty House reviewsDrabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'Sighing in frustration, she threw back the covers and paced a few steps in the empty room. The whole damn house was empty, now.' This is barely even femslash, you're probably fine if you're just looking for friendship.Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-09 - Complete36. Breath reviewsDrabble. Saunders/DeWitt - FEMSLASH - 'Those eyes are searing me through; predatory, dangerous—the smoky green tinted dark with desire.'Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-09 - Whisky/Claire S. & Adelle D. - Complete37. Not Going Anywhere reviewsEddy/Patsy one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Patsy's sitting alone in the dark at four a.m. Eddy's concerned.Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-09 - Complete38. Where There's Smoke reviewsDrabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'My eyes are drawn to her mouth as she breathes another drag. And suddenly I can't stop myself.' Drabble-length Eddy/Patsy fluff.Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete39. SenselessDrabble. Adelle DeWitt is not the sort of person who tolerates weakness. Spoilers for 1x09 Spy in the House of Love. No pairing, just DeWitt's thoughts on the Dominic incident. I'm sure this has been hashed and rehashed to death, but here's mine.Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 4-14-09 - Adelle D. - Complete40. Simplicity reviewsDrabble. Friendship, perhaps very light romantic overtones. Brennan and Booth admire the stars, each in their own way.Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-14-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete41. Expecting the Doctor's Baby reviewsWilson has a habit of sleeping around. What happens when his habit gets him in trouble? Short one-shot crackfic; no pairings... Well, sort of one pairing at the end, but not really...House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-08 - J. Wilson - Complete42. A Glimpse of Hell reviewsChase/Cam - HET - Chase thinks about what his life would be like if he married Cameron. The results turn out to be somewhat more horrifying than he had anticipated. Humour. Sort of Cameron bashing, so skip this one if you're looking for something serious.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-08 - R. Chase & A. Cameron - Complete43. Queen of Denial reviewsThe most epic denial that anyone has ever denied, ever in their lives. Short one-shot crackfic; no pairings.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete44. Momentary Lapse » reviewsPairing: Cuddy/House/Wilson/Chase/Thirteen. Summary? You need one after reading that? Seriously, though. This is humour, not smut. Crackfic ahoy. Includes SLASH -House/Wilson- and FEMSLASH -Cuddy/Thirteen- .House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - L. Cuddy - Complete