Adriana DiVolpe
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since: 03-15-03, id: 355834, Profile Updated: 06-17-12
country: Canada
Author has written 44 stories for House, M.D., Bones, Dollhouse, Absolutely Fabulous, Extras, Jam & Jerusalem, Doctor Who, Wild West, 2002, Girls on Top, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Murder in Suburbia.

I'm 24 years old, and I live in Canada. I write mostly femslash and het; skip anything that bothers you. I label everything clearly.

I will ship anyone that I like together, regardless of gender. Oh yeah, I'll go there. Things that shut me down fast though are incest or one party being underage while the other's not.

Favourite Pairings
(no particular order, but bold are right at the top)

Bones - Brennan/Angela, Brennan/Booth
House, M.D. - House/Wilson
Dollhouse - DeWitt/Saunders
Women's Murder Club - Lindsay/Cindy
ER - Kerry/Kim, Maggie/Carol, Abby/Susan, Elizabeth/...hell, I don't care: give me ER femslash.
Law and Order: SVU - Olivia/Alex
Law and Order: TBJ - Tracey/Kelly
Absolutely Fabulous - Eddy/Patsy
Jam & Jerusalem (aka Clatterford) - Sal/Tip, Susie/Caroline
Extras - Andy/Maggie
New Avengers - Purdey/Gambit
Wild West (BBC) - Mary/Angela
Doctor Who - Ten/Donna
Torchwood - Jack/Ianto
Girls on Top - Jennifer/Amanda, Shelley/Amanda
The Young Ones - Rick/Vyvyan
Murder in Suburbia - Ash/Scribbs
Sherlock Holmes - Holmes/Watson
Rosemary & Thyme - Laura/Rosemary
Star Trek: TOS - Kirk/Spock


1. For Her reviews
Doctor/Donna. One-shot. - HET - She'd got his memories, and the only way to save her was to take hers. Journey's End angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-11 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
2. The Logical Thing and the Right Thing reviews
Drabble. Kirk and Spock - "Logic isn't the only way of seeing the world, Spock. There are things more important than logic." Friendship fluff; slash if you want it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-11 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
3. Unexpected Guests reviews
Doctor/Donna. One-shot. - HET - After a trip to the Ood Sphere, Donna discovers a stowaway on the TARDIS. Very fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-11 - Donna N. & 10th Doctor - Complete
4. A Good Strategy reviews
Drabble. Kirk/Spock - SLASH - Kirk's tactics for winning at chess are not covered in the Federation Standard Rulebook.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-11 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
5. Simple »
Drabble. Doctor and Donna - 'We're both in this together, Donna. And I'm not any happier with it than you are.' This is heavy on the angst and tension, just so you know; no one is having a good time here. Follow-up 'Cold Tea' is now under Chapter 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Updated: 12-12-10 - Published: 8-30-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
6. Warming Up reviews
Drabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - "Jesus, Mary—your hands are freezing!" Fluff. Rated for vague sexual content.
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
7. Vanilla and Aldesian Smoke » reviews
Doctor/Donna. Two-shot. - HET - 'No more Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. And definitely no more Veluusian aphrodisiacs.' Another of those 'accidentally-ingested alien aphrodisiac' stories, but with less smut. Sequel 'Tea and Tortaalan Toast' is Chapter 2
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 10-5-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
8. Of What's Left reviews
Drabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'He hasn't touched her side of the bed since she's been gone.' Post- Journey's End angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
9. Bring Me Dreams of Stardust reviews
Drabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'Every night. Different dreams, different settings. Different feelings. Always the same man.' Post- Journey's End angst. Rating for vaguely-described sex.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-10 - Donna N. & 10th Doctor - Complete
10. Always reviews
Doctor and Donna one-shot - 'For all her anger, for all her fire, Donna Noble goes too gentle into that good night.' Rating for language, blood, and character death.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
11. The Cuteness Factor reviews
Drabble. Ash/Scribbs - FEMSLASH - Scribbs wants a cat. Ash does not want a cat. Who wins the argument? Fluff and nothing but. Slight femslash, but nothing severe. Blink and you might miss it.
Murder in Suburbia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-10 - Complete
12. Exercising Caution reviews
Drabble. Kirk and Spock - Spock expresses his concern over an expedition that Kirk is embarking on. Friendship fluff; slash if you want it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
13. Warmth and Stillness reviews
Drabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'He lies against her in the stillness of the dark, face buried in her hair, memorising her with every languid breath.' Extreme baby fluff. Vague enough that it could be anyone, really.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
14. I Could Not Travel Both
Drabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'He knew he was losing her.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 8-13-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
15. Softly reviews
Drabble. Doctor/Donna - HET - 'Smile tugging his lips, he is turning quietly to leave when her voice stops him, low and soft and sleepy.' Pure fluff. Nothing too extreme, if you want to read it as just friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
16. Patience is a Virtue reviews
Doctor/Donna-ish, could be just friendship. One-shot. - HET - Donna never was much good at waiting.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
17. Here's to the Next Fifteen Years
Angela/Mary one-shot. - FEMSLASH - AU post-ep for 1x06 Un, Deu, Tri, Figo, Quiggly - A few weeks after Martin's departure, Mary suspects Angela might be pregnant and confronts her about it.
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Published: 3-20-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
18. You Wouldn't Like Me reviews
Shelley/Amanda one-shot - FEMSLASH - In the course of actually doing something for herself, Shelley has a little mishap.
Girls on Top - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete
19. Of Pirates and Plunder
Drabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - Mary gets a pirate hat. Sexy times ensue. Or not.
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Published: 3-4-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
20. Small Annoyances reviews
Jennifer/Amanda one-shot - FEMSLASH - Jennifer has something she wants to tell Amanda.
Girls on Top - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete
21. Fine Distinctions reviews
Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - Edina gets a puppy for Saffy to make up for her latest "faux pas".
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete
22. Slight Difference of Opinion reviews
Wherein the Doctor and Donna disagree on the funniness of a joke.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-21-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
23. empty reviews
Drabble. Doctor/Donna-ish, could be just friendship - HET - 'she's not here, and she never will be again.' Obligatory post-Journey's End angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
24. Compromises
Angela and Mary one-shot. - Mary doesn't like jigsaw puzzles.
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 2-21-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
25. King Kong Loves Godzilla
Angela/Mary one-shot. - FEMSLASH - "He really loved that lady, in the film. King Kong. Looked after her. Died for her in the end, didn't he?"
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Published: 1-27-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
26. All Wounds reviews
Drabble. Angela and Mary - "This is for your own good, Ange," she said sombrely.
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
27. Fault
Drabble. Angela/Mary - FEMSLASH - This is what she does best.
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 1-24-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
28. Agreements
Drabble. Angela and Mary - Something is not where it was previously agreed that it should be.
Wild West, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 1-24-10 - Angela P. & Mary T. - Complete
29. Waffle: An Ode reviews
Short crack poem about a Dalek and his love for waffles. You just don't come between a Dalek and his breakfast.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-10 - Complete
30. Give Me Some Plunger reviews
The Doctor and Donna come across some Daleks doing... Well, they're not quite sure what. But they hope it's not what they think it is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-2-10 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
31. Beyond the Pale reviews
Susie/Caroline one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Not for the first time, that little voice nagged, questioned: why do you do this? is it all out of a need to be polite, is it really? or are you so desperate for her approval, Susie? why?
Jam & Jerusalem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-10 - Susie & Caroline M. - Complete
32. Look After You reviews
Cuddy was curled up in the corner of the couch, face buried against her arms, body trembling with pitiable sobs.'
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-10 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
33. A Horse, Of Course reviews
What would you rather be: a unicorn, but with no horn, or a horse who's got a horn?
Extras - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-09 - Andy M. & Maggie J. - Complete
34. Lucky Penny reviews
Drabble. Andy and Maggie discuss luck, the definition of 'rare', and other general silliness. Possible light romantic overtones, if you want it.
Extras - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-09 - Andy M. & Maggie J. - Complete
35. An Empty House reviews
Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'Sighing in frustration, she threw back the covers and paced a few steps in the empty room. The whole damn house was empty, now.' This is barely even femslash, you're probably fine if you're just looking for friendship.
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-09 - Complete
36. Breath reviews
Drabble. Saunders/DeWitt - FEMSLASH - 'Those eyes are searing me through; predatory, dangerous—the smoky green tinted dark with desire.'
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-09 - Whisky/Claire S. & Adelle D. - Complete
37. Not Going Anywhere reviews
Eddy/Patsy one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Patsy's sitting alone in the dark at four a.m. Eddy's concerned.
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-09 - Complete
38. Where There's Smoke reviews
Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'My eyes are drawn to her mouth as she breathes another drag. And suddenly I can't stop myself.' Drabble-length Eddy/Patsy fluff.
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete
39. Senseless
Drabble. Adelle DeWitt is not the sort of person who tolerates weakness. Spoilers for 1x09 Spy in the House of Love. No pairing, just DeWitt's thoughts on the Dominic incident. I'm sure this has been hashed and rehashed to death, but here's mine.
Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 4-14-09 - Adelle D. - Complete
40. Simplicity reviews
Drabble. Friendship, perhaps very light romantic overtones. Brennan and Booth admire the stars, each in their own way.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-14-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
41. Expecting the Doctor's Baby reviews
Wilson has a habit of sleeping around. What happens when his habit gets him in trouble? Short one-shot crackfic; no pairings... Well, sort of one pairing at the end, but not really...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-08 - J. Wilson - Complete
42. A Glimpse of Hell reviews
Chase/Cam - HET - Chase thinks about what his life would be like if he married Cameron. The results turn out to be somewhat more horrifying than he had anticipated. Humour. Sort of Cameron bashing, so skip this one if you're looking for something serious.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-08 - R. Chase & A. Cameron - Complete
43. Queen of Denial reviews
The most epic denial that anyone has ever denied, ever in their lives. Short one-shot crackfic; no pairings.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete
44. Momentary Lapse » reviews
Pairing: Cuddy/House/Wilson/Chase/Thirteen. Summary? You need one after reading that? Seriously, though. This is humour, not smut. Crackfic ahoy. Includes SLASH -House/Wilson- and FEMSLASH -Cuddy/Thirteen- .
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - L. Cuddy - Complete
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