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I am a brunette.
I am very strange.
I have a way of looking at things my own way. Sometimes pervy.
I don't know if anyone is actually reading this.
Edward: That was lame.
Me: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!!
Me: NO BUTS!
I love Smosh, Nigahiga, and most of awl (that's right. AWL.) PAINT!!!
I feel stupid talking to noone.
Jacob: You are stupid.
A VERY angry ME: SHUT THE >BEEP
Me: > Sobs uncontrollably
Jacob: Guys... Get me outta here..
Oh, and I like to answer myself. Don't I?
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"
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