| A Crazy Elephant |
Author has written 12 stories for Book X-overs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Remember the Titans, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Firefly, House, M.D., and Stargate: Universe. Hello! I'm Elephant. Welcome to my profile. Let's see, about me . . . at present I'm pursuing higher education as a technical theatre major with a paleoanthropology minor. I still live with my mother and two dogs and plan to stay there until I've money enough for something other than a one-bedroom closet in the lousiest area of the city. I've been reading and writing fanfiction since 7th grade and as such this is a very old account containing some very juvenile writing. Many times I have been tempted to remove several stories, but I can never bring my self to do it. Annoying as they may be, it's a nostalgic thing for me. = ) Published Stories: Caribbean Vacation: Discontinued. Written as an experimental story, mostly to see if I was capable of posting a story. A poorly written self-insertion. Through The Closet: Discontinued. Written with a friend in jr. high to suppress the boredom of long torturous science club study sessions. All characters, save the OC's are out of character and said OCs are always ready to make bad and sometimes embarrassingly cruel jokes. Another poorly written self-insertion/crossover filled with rabid fan-girlism. Man, I was an annoying middle schooler. Why didn't someone slap me? I Heard: On Hiatus. I've always been fond of this little idea. May be up for re-write, if I find the time. Consider Them Marked: On Hiatus. This was an idea I've always found entertaining. Short and up for a re-write. The Way is Shut: Complete. A little puesdo-drabble I'd always contemplated with an OC. Didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped. Remember the Thespians: In Progress. I'm trying to pick this one up a bit more and change the direction I was originally going in. Watch for re-writes! Slings and Arrows: Complete. I've also thought about expanding this one too, but for now, it's to stay a one shot. Diggory Dead: In Progress. I love this one. I'm so very proud of it. More coming, I promise! = ) Post-It: Complete. Alas, it did not come out quite as I'd hoped, but it's fair. Post-It; Text Message: Complete. Also, not quite as I'd hoped, but it'll do. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie: Complete. A now AU four-shot concerning the early Dolls. Away Team: Complete. Another crossover that looks to Destiny's end and the civilization that finds what's left. In Progress: Observers, Not Participants (Working Title)- Companion to Diggory Dead looks at some of the reasons why Anna is the way she is. First of a DD Companion series I hope to write concerning the three older reapers. All This Has Happened Before (Working Title)- Battlestar Galactica Re-Imagined Crossover with Star Trek. Can't decide between The Original Series and Next Generation. I love the idea of Bones getting all 'I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer' with the Skin-Jobs, but I also love the idea of the Cylons sympathizing with Data. It'll work, I promise. Toys (Working Title)- A Pretender/Dollhouse crossover. Still up in the air about specifics. So, there we have it. That's all for now! Good night and good luck! Always, Elephant | |||||||||||
1. Away Team reviewsReavers weren't the only secret buried on Miranda. A One Shot.Crossover - Firefly & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-09 - Complete2. Post It: Text MessageThe Reapers of "Post It" come for Kutner. Rated for language.Crossover - Dead Like Me & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Published: 8-23-09 - L. Kutner - Complete3. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie » reviewsThe Dollhouse recruits its first three Actives. Now AU. Rated for language.Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Alpha - Complete4. Post It reviewsWhile House struggles to regain those last final moments before the bus crash that could save Amber, Fate has all ready written out its little yellow post-it. Rated for language.Crossover - Dead Like Me & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-08 - Amber V. - Complete5. Diggory Dead reviewsCedric may be dead, but he's not gone.Crossover - Harry Potter & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-2-08 - Cedric D.6. Slings and ArrowsA reaper listens to a summary of the last of her life and her death from her next job. Loosely based on the show. Rated for language.Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Published: 6-1-06 - Complete7. Remember the Thespians » reviewsThe drama club at TC fusses, fights, protests and puts on a show. Set during the film.Remember the Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-18-06 - Published: 12-15-058. Through the Closet » reviewsDiscontinued.Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-28-05 - Published: 11-22-03 - Complete9. The Way Is ShutOne-Shot. Thoughts of one man as he ventures onto to Road to the Dimholt. Pre-LOTRLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Published: 3-22-05 - Complete10. Consider Them Marked reviews“Well I’m not married, no kids, and I’d blow your head off if somebody paid me enough.” An assassin’s last job. Not to mention her school's reunion, a crazed bounty hunter that wants her in his guild, and posessive Jedi watching out for her best friend.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-22-0411. I Heard reviewsSomething I’ve been pondering recently. . . A short fic about the whispers and funny looks Harry was getting when he first arrived at Hogwarts. Set in Book 5. Written from a first year’s POVHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-18-0412. Caribbean Vacation » reviewsOn a flight to the Caribbean, Meg and Lily get caught in the Bermuda Triangle & end up in 17th centuary Port Royal and cause , what else, caos. please R&R!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 11-30-03