NIGHTANGEL21
PM . Follow . Favorite . Feed
since: 12-28-11, id: 3573690, Profile Updated: 03-18-13
country: Canada
Author has written 10 stories for Ninja Turtles, X-Men: Evolution, Jackie Chan Adventures, Vampire Diaries, Inuyasha, and Bleach.

Name: ... Mmm... Some things in this life are better to keep it secret.

Pen Name: NightAngel21. But you can call me:

"Angel"

"Night Angel" (I love the night)

"Angel of the night"

(the reason? I LOVE Gargoyles! I always loved how Goalith called Demona his angel of the night, even those Elisa is his true angel)


Random Interview Thing...

What's your name?

Some things are better left a mystery :D

How old are you?

that depends. are you a cop?

What is your favorite color?

Pink ... blue and black and blood red :D

What is the color of your eyes?

dark green with a hint of blue :P

What is your favorite animal?

wolfs

What are some of your fears?

i actually have no idea what i'm scared of... i don't really think i'm scared of anything. (If you dont count bugs and snakes) not just saying that to sound tough or whatever... i just don't really fear anything in particular.. i mean, i get scared really easily with movies and people and stuff, but i can't really pinpoint it to anything specific... hm, maybe relationships... like falling in love or whatever. that's pretty scary stuff. not doing that again... mm... oh! marriage is scary! and having kids! yes, i'm terrified of falling in love, getting married, and having kids! the things most girls dream of... *shiver*

What expression do you overuse on the computer?

lol. lmfao. blerg. blah. bleh. aaakk! gaahh! eeeek! heee LOL.(: & little faces like :D :P xD xP -_- >.

What websites do you visit daily?

Fanfiction. :D,misselizathornton.tumblr.com AND Vampire Diares wiki

Do you like taking surveys?

errr... yes?...

What is your worst habit?

singing. even though i suck at it, i insist on letting the world hear my craptastic voice. :DD & i often become obsessed with good books or stories or TV series.. also updating. i fail at it.

What is your favorite song?

i have too many.. i love songs with amazing lyrics and music in general

Do you go to school?

Maybe.

What school do you go to?

Guess :D

How old are you?

old enough :D

Did you realize I asked you that already?

yes.

What is your current annoyance?

people taking their sweet time to answer my messages and being late :P


1. How did you discover the show?

A: I discovered the show from my mom and middle sibling they were watching it and I decided to give it a try. Even those I didnt at the begining.

2. Who's your favorite character?

A: I have a few. I adore Caroline. She has changed, I think the most throughout the show. Her transition to becoming a vampire, i think, has had a lot to do with that. If you watch the first couple episodes, she is a very shallow, high maintenance girl with bobble headed tendencies but now she is deep, strong and independent. She has grown into such a strong woman. She is compassionate. She actually cares for her friends saftey and protecting them with her life. I do hate that she only sees herself as insecure, neurotic and shallow. There is so much more to her that I wish she was able to see.

I also love Elijah. He is the epitome of a vampire, to me. He carries himself with such sophistication and class that you NEVER see these day. He is 1000 plus years old and seems to be very cultured and loyal. When I think of a vampire, he is pretty much how I see them. Plus, he is gorgeous.

And finally, I love Elena. She is my absolute favorite, hands down. She is so strong. You almost never see this girl crack. She always has something going wrong or someone she loves dies but she NEVER breaks down. She always stays so strong and for the most part, level headed. She is someone I completely admire. She is compassionate, mature, beautiful, independent and always willing to sacrifice herself for someone she loves.

3. If you were vampire would you live of human or animal blood?

A: Humans for the most part, well blood bags :) I dont think I counld kill Bugs Bunnies Cousins or Bambi's Mama if I could :(

4. Team Stefan or Damon?

A: VERY HARD QUESTION. Although I love Damon, I think he deserves someone whom loves him from the start. Someone who will always choose him. Someone whom he can fall hopelessly in love with and she will always catch him.

I'm team Stelena because I find that their love is pure and real. Watching season 1 and 2 you can see just how much he loves her and deserves her. Their love is real. Its undeniable. She never gave up on him, even when he gave up on himself, she was always there to get him through it, that is REAL love.

I know there are Delena fans AND Stelena fans out there but to tell you the truth, Although I'm a Stelena fan. I'd be all for Delena. I'd be happy with whoever Elena picks! As long as she does not become another Katherine playing both brothers.

5. What's your favorite supernatural power?

A: Definitely Compulsion!

6. If you were to be a character who would you be?

A: Um, Caroline. I'd love to have Klaus wrapped around my finger ;) or Bonnie love to be a witch ;)

7. Have you read the book series?

A: I have not.

8. Who's your crush on the show?

A: How about I start with a countdown. 1. Elijah. 2. Kol. 3. Damon. 4. Klaus. This is such a hard question because allll the characters on the show are so very attractive, even females. I love them all. I'd be with any of them. (: the

9. What was your first initial thought of the show and did it change after you saw it?

A: Um, I can honestly say that I didn't like it. But after watching 3 episodes, I fell in love (:

10. Who was your favorite villain?

A: Mikeal, Shane and Ester(; I just dont really see the Originals or Katherine as viallins any more. Although their quite imtiminating :(


Vampire Diaries survey:

Elena or Katherine?

Elena…I love Katherine too,though!

Stefan or Damon?

Stefan! I like him more than Damon, sorry Delena fans and Damon fans

Elena or Bonnie?

Elena. Love Bonnie but I like Elena a little bit more.

Bonnie or Katherine?

Bonnie, love witches;-)

Elena or Caroline?

Caroline, sorry Elena but she has kicked damon's ass several times.

Bamon or Delena?

Bamon, oposites attract right

Stelena or Steferine?

Stelena. Steferine no just no. I was so angrily at the tv for the promo of 2x11.

Steferine or Kalijiah?

Do I have to choose? I really like either one.

Caroline/Damon or Caroline/Stefan?

Caroline/Damon…no way does Caroline get Stefan.

Tyler or Mason?

Mason. Thought it was a bit hilarious when he hit damon with a beer bottle in 'Ghost World'

Anna or Vicky?

Anna, my fav from season 1 can't believe they killed her off they always kill they best characters off.

Tonnie or Bamon?

Bamon, I know, I can't picture Tyler with Bonnie at all really …

Stelena or Delena?

Stelena forever!!!!

Books or show?

Books are ok, but the show wins hands down.

Jenna or Isobel?

Jenna , isobel was okay

Caroline: vampire or human?

I don’t mind either,but i like her as a vampire more

Lexi or Rose?

They're both great ... but I kinda liked Lexi more

Bonnie or Caroline?

Do I have to choose? I really like either one.

Endgame?

Stelena! all the way

Beremy or Delena?

Beremy. Delena is alright but Beremy is my preference.

Stebekah or Debekah?

They're both great ... but I kinda liked Stebekah more.

Mabekah or Stebekah?

Do I have to choose? Okay:( I really like Mabekah

Elijiah or Klaus?

Do I have to choose? I really like either one.

Klaorline or Forwood?

Klaorline:-), sorry Tyler I am but they look more real.

Forwood or Daroline or Stearoline?

Forwood wins hands down;)

Rebekah or Caroline?

Rebekah. Love Caroline but Rebekah has got more spuck.

Kol or Damon?

Kol. Very much enjoyed his sarcasm on the show.

Elena: Vampire or Human?

I think i like her more as a vampire to be honest

April or Rebekah?

April. Love Rebeakah but April has something about her

Connor or Shane?

Ohhhhh this is a tough one

Alexander or Mikeal?

Alexander ;-)

The Originals tale or the tale of Silas and the witch Qetsiyah?

Only a few more episodes till we find out!


Info

Location: My house... dah!

Things about Me: Well... I'm a big fan of TMNT since I was 8. My fav character is All of them, but I also love the weird love-hate relationship leonardo has with his brother Raphael. I'm totally afraid of bugs (NO JOKING)Well, I'm a shy, day-dreaming geek with a warped sense of humor and a serious caffeine addiction. I'm the kind of person who devotes way too much time to studying subjects that interest me (if it were possible, I'd have a P.h.D. in T.M.N.T and other T.V shows i love), and I often get lost in the stories I write. Even when I'm not writing, I'm always thinking of plots and characters. I hope to someday be a published author.

Affections and Hobbies: I love animals, books, historic stuff and long hours of reading and writing. _. I also love music... I dance when I'm stressed or when I want to forget my problems. Oh! And Leo's my fav turtle if i had to pick He's soooo... er... O.o er... *giggles* I think you get the idea.

Likes: Pizza, ice cream, cooking, baking, reading, TMNT, gargoyles, comic books, dragons, vampires, cheese, video games, cute furry animals, & being silly and sarcastic for the sake of it.

Dislikes: Spiders, horror flicks, math,dark water, traffic, mean people, flakey people and rude people.

Favorite Comic Books: TMNT,X-men,spider-man,the hulk,iron-man,wolverine,blade,ghost rider mostly anything marvel or D.C comics

Favorite Music: I'm pretty much open to anything except for certain pieces of Jazz and rap.

Favourite Love Quote:You and I are one, now and forever

Personal Motto: be yourself and...NEVER give up

"I speak and write in fluent english as you can see.
I try to preserve the turtles' image like if they were in the cartoon, you know: TMNT 2003, Ninja Tribunal, Fast Forward, Back to the Sewer and the CG Movie (I totally love that movie) I mostly write romance and fantasy fics because that's what I love the most. I only think of a title and let my imagination do the rest. Sometimes I sit on my bed, turn on my laptop and close my eyes... then when a little idea appears, my hands just... fly on the keyboard and I can't stop.
My advice? Just be yourself and if you have an idea in your mind, no matter how weird or funny it is, just let it go and write it! That's your way to express yourself, being you! Don't feel bad if people don't like your work, that happens sometimes, it's part of this "bussiness" hehe... If you like to write angst fics, brotherly fics, humor fics, maybe T-cest (I don't know, I'm just saying) or whatever you like to write; if you feel good with your work that's enough!
Remember, be yourself and never... NEVER give up.

WITH LOVE:

Angel


...Story fanfics Coming soon...

My Life As A Teenage Witch coming soonTMNT

Musa Blake is a master sorcerer in a modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from her arch-nemesis Rivence Ater. With the help of her apprentices and some unlikely allies will Musa be able to finish her life long battle once and for all.Or will her quest fall to an unlikely end

A Monsters Heart coming soonVampire Diaries

In the early middevil England there lived a girl of increadible power.She was brought up by gargoyles. Taught magic and the old code. Also she flew with dragons. What happens when unannouced guests come on her turf.Especially one who cant tell a man from a monster.

You Can't Run from Destiny coming soonBleach

What will happen when Children of legand enter the life of Ichigo Kurosaki? What will happen? What is their destiny?

Queen of the Shadows coming soonFairy Tale

Instead of just Lucy going to Fairy Tail, another girl travels with Lucy, her best friend. Shayera is the opposite of Lucy, but that's good she's different because this makes her fit into Fairy Tail.

Heart Of A Thieve coming soonAvatar The Last Airbender

Terra Nya has lived her life on the streets as long as she can remember. She lives with her clan of Orphaned, Abandoned,Outcast or Runaways.What will happen when a certain Hotheaded Prince and Retired General come face to face with this thieve...With a quick runin with the guards of course...Maybe even the Gaang. S1 timeline starts at the waterbending scroll


FAV Pairings:

Avatar the last air bender:

Aang/Katara

Katara/Zuko,opposites attract of course;-)

Sokka/Suki Dunno why I like this so much, but this always seems to make for a good story.

Toph/Aang

Zuko/Mai

Harry Potter Series:

Hermione/Draco, opposites attract of course ;)

Hermione/Ron

Hermione/ anyone really: I like Hermione :)

Ginny/Blaise

Harry/Ginny Dunno why I like this so much, but this always seems to make for a good story

Phantom of the Opera/Love Never Dies

Eric/OC

Raul/OC

Eric/Christine I love this couple so much they always seems to make for a good story

Meg/Raul

Raul/Christine Don't lose fate in them

The Vampire Diaries

Stefan/Elena Don't lose fate in them

Elena/Elijiah Dunno why I like this so much, but this always seems to make for a good story.

Finn/Sage I like this so much

Alarick/Jena I love this couple so much they always seems to make for a good story.

Alarick/Meridith

Caroline/Klaus opposites attract right ;-)

Caroline/Tyler

Bonnie/Kol opposites attract right ;-) Dunno why I like this so much, but this always seems to make for a good story.

Bonnie/Jerimey

Bonnie/Damon opposites attract right ;-)

Katherine/Elijiah Fell in love when I saw them together

Rebekah/Matt So thought they were ment to be

Rebekah/Stefan Even a rippah needs loving

Rebekah/Damon

Gargoyles:

Eliza Maza/Golith Simply meant to be

Talon/Maggie Always thought they looked good together

Xanatos/Fox

Angela/Broadway

Demona/Golith

Jackie Chan Adventures:

Jackie/Viper

Jade/Drago, opposites attract right ;-)

Tohru/Any OC

TMNT

April/Casey

The Turtles/Any OC

Bleach

Ichigo/OC

Rikia/Renji

Momo/Toshiro

Renji/OC

Toshiro/OC

Ichigo/Orihime

Tatsuki/OC

Uryu/Nemu

Rangiku/Gin

Inuyasha

Sesshomaru/Rin

Inuyasha/Kagome

Miroku/Sango

Kikyo/Inuyasha

Legend of the Seeker

Richard / Kahlan

Angel Tales

Goro/Ran

Shin/Ayumi

Tsubasa/Rei

Yuki/Gou

Tamami/Gai

Merlin

Arthur/Gwen

Merlin/Frey


If you bothered to read all that , thank ye. If you could be bothered a little more to read my stories, I'd appreciate it :)

And if you have any suggestion to improve the stories i will take them to heart.


Life Changes For The Better

MAIN OC'S

Rouge Jones-http://hairsstyles.net/r-teen-age-girls-524.htm

Katherina Lodge-http://style.dumree.com/women/latest-hair-styles-for-ladies-2011.html/attachment/indian-girl-genelia-d-souza-medium-hair-cut-phoots


A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SPY

CHAPTER ONE-MEET THE GIRLS

Hikari-16-has been at the agency for 16 years - http://peinadoscortesymas.blogspot.com/2011/06/los-peinados-hechos-con-plancha.html

Cameron-15-has been at the agency for 9 years - http://www.hairstylesdesign.com/gallery/short_hairstyles_4158.php

Jason-15-has been at the agency for 8 years - http://www.menscoolhairstyles.com/2009_01_01_archive.html

Rajan-17-has been at the agency for 4 years - http://www.zimbio.com/AsianHairstyles/articles/MHu0jp_DOvo/AsianHairstylespicturesteens

Elisa-16-has been at the agency for 12 years - http://hairsstyles.net/r-goth-hairstyle-142.htm

Hamon-17-Agent Blacks son-has been at the agency since birth - http://haircut4u.net.p11.hostingprod.com/teenage_boy_hairstyles


Double Trouble

Main OCs

Esmeralda Claira Peirce - http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/368341-ares-characters

AnyaLisa Kara Peirce - http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-49830694/stock-photo-portrait-of-beautiful-blonde-blue-eyed-girl.html


NAME:Esmeralda

AGE: 17

Personality: kind,loyal,stubborn,brave,temper when pushed to far or insulting her sister,patient,confedent,a leader,sarcastic,honest.

RACE: Hybrid-human and vampire

NAME: Anyalisa

AGE: 20

Personality: inpulsive,VERY bad temper,loyal,overprotective,feisty,brave,outgoing,not afraid to speak her mind,manipulative when she needs to be.

RACE: Hybrid-vampire and werewolf


LIKE MOTHER,LIKE DAUGHTER

MAIN OC'S

Rosalia masterson - http://clothingas.com/teen-hairstyles/

Juliettta masterson - http://www.hairstylesnew2012.tk/uncategorized/teen-hairstyles-2011

Goliath masterson - http://www.hairstyless.net/tips-on-male-celebrity-hairstyles.html

Darren masterson - http://hairstylesbob.com/hair/hairstyles-men

Kyandria masterson - http://www.varioushairstyles.com/elegant-teen-hairstyles-in-2011-trendy.html

Alana masterson - http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-65777491/stock-photo-cute-little-three-year-old-girl-in-a-flower-dress-dancing-on-a-white-background.html

Desdemona masterson - : http://www.fotolibra.com/gallery/79266/studio-portrait-of-cute-blue-eyed-baby-girl/like/


BEFORE THE TURNING

NAME: katari

APPEARANCE:http://www.keywordpicture.com/keyword/native%20american%20women%20model/

MEANING: flowing water

GENDER: female

SPIRIT POWER: ability to control water


NAME: pakuna

APPEARENCE: http://manteresting.com/workbench/7927/

MEANING: deer jumping downhill

GENDER: female

SPIRIT POWER: ability to control air


NAME: paytah

APPEARENCE: http://leanne109.blogspot.com/2011/05/last-entry-for-minnette.html

MEANING: fire

GENDER: male

SPIRIT POWER: ability to control fire


NAME: tocho

MEANING: mountian lion

APPEARENCE: http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/_ezCzw5jE3X7CkJnyaBVzg

GENDER: male

SPIRIT POWER: ability to control lightening


NAMES: tiponya

APPEARENCE: http://wn.com/Native_American_Women_Warriors

MEANING: great horned owl

GENDER: female

SPIRIT POWER: ability to control earth


NAME: yuma

MEANING: son of the chief

APPEARENCE: http://vampirefreaks.com/panicmonster

GENDER: male

SPIRIT POWER: ability to control plants


NAME: Tala

APPEARENCE: http://www.hyjoo.com/sujet-66022.html

MEANING: wolf

GENDER: female

SPIRIT POWER: ability to conect spiritually and emotionally with animals


Trouble in Paridice

Main OCs

Aliyah-Din Tamina Najjar - http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photography-stock-photography-middle-eastern-woman-portrait-closeup-image4940312

Sadira Jasmine Najjar - http://www.featurepics.com/online/Young-Middle-Eastern-Woman-Floor-Portrait-1100717.aspx

Kodan Jackoba Harjo

Kenji Yama Shimizu


Legend Of The five

Main OC

Hinata - Hellfire

Deianeria - Starlight

Hyo-Stynx - Wolfgang

Kam - Blast

Ella - Screach


Fav quotes and Random quotes

Raph:so far its kid three raph zero but that can even out REAL QUICK if you dont keep your hands to your self

Raph: you cant sneak away from a nija kid

From Ninja Turtles: Leo: "We don't know the meaning of the word defeat."

Mikey: "Yeah, we just never bothered to look it up in the dictionary."

From X-Men Evolution: Tabitha! You're putting my life in the hands of a maniac! --Kurt a.k.a. Nightcrawler

“Geeks and nerds are not the same. Geeks are smart while nerds are lame.”

From Ninja Turtles: Mikey: "Lure? How quaint...HOW THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LURE IT!" --From the "Return of Nano" episode.

From X-Men Evolution: At the mall after closing hours

Evan (Spyke): "It's so different here in the dark."

Kitty (Shadowcat): "This will be my first time here where I'm not buying a pair of shoes." --From the episode the "HeX Factor

Master viper (secerets of the freious five) too bad your fist aren't as fast as your mouth

Hudson to xanatos ( gargoyles) open this cage and i ll show you just how useless i am

Master mantas (secerets of the ferious five) let me out and i ll show you how fast i can make you cry

A person's a person no matter how small." -- Dr. Seues

Who lit Toph on fire?"-Sokka-Avatar

"It's a giant mushroom, maybe its friendly!"-Sokka-Avatar

But why's the rum gone!" -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"God, I love being a turtle!" -Michelangelo, TMNT

(LINE FROM LIFE CHANGES BYGIRLYGEEK)And Donnie stayed with her all night? Through all that?" Raph slowly shook his head as he walked to the bar and sat down on his usual stool. "Damn...the kid deserves a medal."

"Consider it a preview, Raph," April said. "When you get a girlfriend, you'll have to do the same thing."

"I told him if he told anyone about your friends I'd bust his knee caps" Mama Jones Reassured Casey and gave a warning glance to Sid.

"Nothing gives a man an excuse to harm a woman like that . . .absolutely nothing . . ."

"If anyone says Anything Against my boy, I got a Big Mustang GT that will plow you over like a Reindeer over Grandma on christmas" Mama Jones threatened."


Favorite Damon quotes:

"Have you been eating bunnies?"

"Vampires can't procreate. But, we love to try."

"You don't like pickles? What's the matter with you?"

"We were bad-ass!"

"It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud."

"That's for me to know and you to dot dot dot."

"I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful."

"You're the liar, Elena. There's something going on between the two of us, and you know it. And you're lying to me, you're lying to Stefan, and more importantly, you're lying to yourself."

"I will always choose you."

"What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward is so whipped."

"A) He can't do anything about it. B) What I just said."

"I saw Elena today, btw. That means by the way. She was at cheerleading practice. She looked so perky in her short shorts. Simmer down, I didn't go anywhere near her. Got my own cheerleader. That reminds me, I got to run. I've got a date."

"Please, if I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it."

"I've got so many emotions, and I don't know how to express them. Being a teenager is so hard."

"Of course I would do it by myself, because the only person I can count on is me."You made sure of that a long time ago stefan."

"Get your ass out of this house before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself."

"I'll protect her. While you rot in Hell."

"I promise you, I will never leave you again."

"I'm not Stefan. Why don't you stop trying to turn me into him?"

"I was around. Chicago is a big city. Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I managed to avoid him and indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own."


ღღ
ღ ELENA
ღღ


T.M.N.T QUOTES FROM MOVIES

TMNT 4

Max Winters: I must've hit my head pretty hard. I'm seeing giant turtles.


Splinter: [After kicking a monster back into the portal] I still got it!


April O'Neil: Casey, I'm standing on the docks with a priceless statue and no delivery truck. So my question is: Where are you?

Casey Jones: April! Hey babe! I'm so sorry, I set the alarm but...[Casey quickly looks around, and picks up the alarm clock and starts bashing it on the coffee table.]Casey Jones: It-it's broken.


Raphael: Spoken like a true has-been.

Donatello: Well, look who woke up. I suppose you think Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.Raphael: Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.


Casey Jones: You think you own these rooftops? I happen to think you could use my help. And I could use a sidekick. You may have everyone else fooled, but you haven't fooled me,

Raph."Nightwatcher": Yeah, well guess what... Hey, wait a minute...["Nightwatcher" removes his helmet, revealing Raphael in the costume.]

Raphael: How'd you know it was me?

Casey Jones: It wasn't that hard, man. You look like a big, metal turtle.

Raphael: It's that obvious, huh?


Michelangelo: Did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? It looked like your mom dude!

Donatello: Yeah. That would make her your mom too, doofus.


Michelangelo: Leo! Is that really you? I'm dreaming, aren't I?[Gives him a big hug.]

Leonardo: No, Mikey. You're not dreaming.

Michelangelo: Good. I had nightmares about birthday parties.


Michelangelo: I heard his [Nightwatcher's]bike, turns into a plane, or like, a jet pack. Don, you're so smart, how come we don't have jet packs?

Donatello: Yeah, that's good Mikey, except I don't even trust you with a drivers license. Have you seen the way this guy is--


Leonardo: Alright, but remember, we're up here for training.Michelangelo: Y'know what I always say: Train by doing, dude.

Donatello: Mikey, when have you ever said that?


Michelangelo: This is why we need jetpacks.Donatello: (panicking) Okay, any morebright ideas?

Michelangelo: How 'bout this?(Both scream in terror)


Donatello: That would be the swirling vortex to another world, I assume.

Michelangelo: Cool. I want one


Leonardo: They better hurry up with the last monster!Raphael: You know my man Casey's got it all under control!Leonardo: That's what I'm afraid of.


while April is drivingCasey: Can't this piece of junk go any faster?!April: You wanna drive?!Casey: I would as a matter of fact!Karai: You would think they would be more concerned about the thirteenth monster.[Foot Ninja silently nods in agreement.


DRAGONHEART QUOTES

Young Einon:The peasants are revolting!

Brok: They've always been revolting, prince. Now they're rebellin'.


Gilbert:I've decided to compose the Ballad of Bowen! How do you prefer I should write it?

Bowen: Far away!


Bowen:I will not stop until I've rid the world of every last one of you.Draco: I AM the last one!


Bowen: (stuck in Draco's mouth: sees an arm stuck in the teeth and plucks it out) Oh, good lord...Sir Eglamore... (throws the arm out behind him)Draco:Oh, thank you. That's been stuck down there for months. Would you mind getting your buttocks off my tongue?Bowen:Why should you be comfortable? My armor is rusting in your drool and your breath is absolutely foul.Draco: Well, what do you expect with old knights rotting between my molars?


Bowen: I no longer try to change the world, dragon, I just try to get by in it.Draco: Yes, well, it's better than death, I suppose.Bowen: Oh, is it? I should think you'd welcome death. You know, the last of your kind, all of your friends dead, hunted wherever you go...Draco: Do you delight in reminding me? Yes knight, I do long for death, but... fear it.Bowen: Why? Aside from your misery, what's to lose?Draco: My soul.


Gilbert: My humble life is indebt to your exalted prowess, your dauntless courage, and your superb, swift sword!Bowen: You have the poet's gift of exaggeration.Gilbert: Oh, sir, you should read my histories.


Draco: (about earning money for killing dragons)Well, since you seek a profit, we might as well begin.Bowen: Oh, don't flatter yourself! It's not the profit, it's the pleasure!Draco: Perhaps less pleasurable and more costly than you think!


Kara:In your kingdom, Einon, there are worse fates than death.Einon: I'll think one up for you.


Draco: Who's the girl?Bowen: A nuisance! Get rid of her!Draco: Why?Bowen: They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice.Draco: (sarcastically) Oh, now whoever gave them thatbright idea?Bowen: Never mind! Just get rid of her!Draco: How?Bowen: Eat her!Draco: Oh, please. Yuck!!!Bowen: Aren't we squeamish; you ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.


Gilbert: Well done, Bowen! You've done it again! What a brute! That's even bigger than the last one!Bowen: Actually, he's about the same size.


(Draco has been chained down by Einon)Draco: I can't see! Are the stars shining tonight?Queen Aislinn: Brightly, my lord! Brightly!Draco: Then let us end it.


King Einon: I know why you brought me the dragonslayers. You wanted them to kill him because you wanted me dead.Queen Aislinn: I wanted to correct a mistake made years ago, when I saved a creature not worth saving.King Einon: How un-motherly of you.


Bowen: You are the last.Draco: My time is over! Strike!Bowen: You are my friend.Draco: Then as my friend, STRIKE, PLEASE!


Bowen: And now, without you Draco, what do we do? Where do we turn?Draco's voice: To the stars, Bowen. To the stars.


WT. I hope a guy would say this to me and care about me to make this real...Because aww this is too sweet;-)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


YOUR GUY SIDE: BOLD is true/Regular is False

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Only if it's with my family)
Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry(Sometimes, depends on what I'm wearing)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (No, make-up and depends)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing(depends on what that certain thing is)


I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

- by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday


FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!" (Some kid named Colby form my old middle school did that all the time)

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I RELATE TO THIS!!!! :()!!!! )

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.


FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"


if you think TMNT is one of the most awesome shows and movies on earth and would die of excitement on the spot if they came into your room right now and said hello just a simple hello copy and paste this to your profile!!!!!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.


Advice for Guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- Grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the boy do the work for once!


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!


Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Man, those pick up lines are just so cute! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles


If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile


Although Voldemort obtained the Elder Wand from Dumbledore's grave, he was unable to use it properly. Believing that the only way to wield the Elder Wand was to kill its master, he ordered Nagini to kill Snape, whom he assumed to be that master.

Fatally injured, Snape gave up his silvery memories to Harry, who had been concealed nearby. The memories revealed, through the Pensieve, that Snape was motivated by his lifelong love for Lily Evans (Harry Potter's mother), and loyalty to Dumbledore ever since Voldemort had decided to go after the Potters.

After Voldemort ordered Nagini to kill Severus, Snape's last request to Harry was simply: "Look at me", because he wanted the last thing he saw before he died to be Lily Evans's eyes. This proves that Snape loved Lily until the very end, seeing as how Harry 'looked so much like James, but had Lily's eyes'.

During the final duel between Harry and Voldemort, Harry revealed to Voldemort that Snape had been, in fact, Dumbledore's man. Harry also revealed that Snape was never the true master of the Elder Wand, because Snape never defeated Dumbledore; the two had arranged his death. Draco Malfoy disarmed Dumbledore (who was the master of Elder Wand) before Snape killed him. Therefore, Draco was the true master of the Elder Wand, not Severus Snape. However, Harry had overpowered Draco at Malfoy Manor, so in actuality, Harry was master of the Wand. Snape's true loyalties remained hidden due to his skills as an Occlumens and the fact his actions were motivated by love, which Voldemort neither understood nor cared about.

Albus Severus Potter, the second son of Harry, and the only one of Harry's children to have inherited Lily's eyes, is named after Snape. When Albus was worried that he may be sorted into Slytherin, Harry responded that Albus was named after two headmasters, one of whom was a Slytherin and who was "probably the bravest man I ever knew."

If you love Snape even before this than post this in your Profile. If you hated Snape or didnt care of him and now you LIKE him then post it in your Profile.


I am the girl who's loud and obnoxious one second, then quiet and caring the next. I'm the girl you see in the corner, sitting next to her best friends because she can't step one foot into reality without bursting into tears. I'm the girl you hear crying in the bathroom, then show up to class with red puffy eyes and say nothings wrong. I'm the girl who holds her own, although everyone calls me a freak and weirdo. I'm the girl who's friendly to anyone, even if she wears dark clothes. I'm the girl you see writing poetry about topics that don't matter to other people. I'm the girl anyone could like, but most of them hate. I'm the one everyone knows. There aren't many people like me. If you are, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Numanife, AKATSUKIFAN-KYAAAA. nightangel2011

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff, Fayth-Silver, akatsukifan-KYAAAA,nightangel2011

Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, AJ92,nightangel2011

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, AJ92,nightangel2011


Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, paste this in your profile.

If you are call the weird one because you are seen typing fan fiction and you don't give a shit, paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this

90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would yell jump

If you hate labels/stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really hate it when you're doing something, and then get so close to finishing, and then fail, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year. He died laughing

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

100 truths about me

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice =No

7. been cheated on = No

8. kissed someone & regretted it = Yes

9. lost someone special = my dog she was a real sweetie it still hurts but i will live

10. been depressed = Of course

11. been drunk and threw up = hell no

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: (In order)

12. Pink

13. Black

14. BLUE

LAST YEAR (2012), HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend =Yup

16. Fallen out of love = whats the question?

17. Laughed until you cried =Absolutely

18. Met someone who changed you = YES!!!

19. Found out who your true friends were = Yep

20. Found out someone was talking about you =Well yeah, but I DO NOT let others deterimind who i am

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list =no

GENERAl

24. Do you have any pets =My dog and my fish

25. Do you want to change your name =Nah like it the way it is

26. What did you do for your last birthday = Big Pool Party with friends and family... and a DJ

27. What time did you wake up today =1:00pm

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = On fanfiction.net

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for =Summer!!!! and my birthday

30. Last time you saw your Mother =like 2 seconds ago literally

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life =Lots of things

32. What are you listening to right now = nothing

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?= No

34. What's getting on your nerves right now =no one

38. Relationship Status =Single

39. Zodiac sign =Cancer

40. He or She = YOU DECIDE I KNOW THOSE

44. Hair color = Dark brown and gets lighter in the summer

47. Do you have a crush on someone? =Um... no not now

48. What do you like about yourself? =My eyes :)

49. Piercings = my ears

50. Tattoos = No, but DONT want one

51. Righty or lefty= Righty

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery= Like 8 years AGO

54. First best friend = NOT TELLING

56. First vacation = Disney in Florida :)

58. First pair of trainers = idk

RIGHT NOW:

61. I'm about to = Go on fanfiction ha ha

62. Listening to = dancing for my life ... I love the song

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? = 3/4 at least

65. Get Married? =I would like to

66. Career? = someing to do with history,art and science

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes = eyes

68. Hugs or kisses= kisses

69. Shorter or taller = taller

70. Older or Younger =Older

71. Romantic or spontaneous =Both

72. Nice stomach or nice arms =Both... again

73. Sensitive or loud =LOUD LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant =Depends ;)

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger =Ha Ha no

77. Drank hard liquor = HELL NO

78. Lost glasses/contacts = No, not yet at least

79. sex on first date = HELL NO WHO DO YOU THINK I AM

80. Broke someone's heart = IDK... maybe BUT HAD NO IDEA

81. Had your own heart broken? =No and dont plan to

82. Been arrested? heck no im to much of a g.g

83. Turned someone down = not that i know of

84. Cried when someone died = when my dog died but that was a long time ago

85. Fallen for a friend = no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself =yes

87. Miracles = Sure why not

88. Love at first sight =depends it hasnt happened to me before or anyone i know of

89. Heaven = yea

90. Santa Claus = YES!!!!

91. Kiss on the first date =depends if i really like the person

92. Angels = Yeah

93. Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God= absolutely

94. Horoscopes=Depends on my mood

95. Wishing on stars= i do

WHO DO YOU LOVE?

96. Your family = duh of course i do

97. Your pet= yes

98. God= I don't have a choice... ha ha jk of course I do

99. Your Enemies=Hell no

100. Your BF or GF=definatly if i had one


(o) Music is Life _
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!


...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires


44 things a girl would die for

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly and touch her face.

Are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

Keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19- NEVER ignore her.
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

Oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-Tell her she means everything to you
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

26-don't lie to her
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-instant message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

Are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

Remember this next time you are with her

36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. ( You have to mean it)
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.


Sexual

Never have I ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend. X
Never have I ever kissed a person. X
Never have I ever fallen in love. X
Never have I ever cheated on someone.X
Never have I ever been cheated on. X

Life

Never have I ever gotten into a fight. X
Never have I ever done something illegal.X
Never have I ever snuck out.X
Never have I ever stolen something. X
Never have I ever vandalized something.
Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
Never have I ever been in a life or death situationX

Emotions

Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt.
Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.X
Never have I ever been abused physically.X
Never have I ever cried myself to sleep. X
Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.

Never have I ever wanted to kill myself. X
Never have I ever tried to kill myself.X
Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone. X
Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people. X
Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group. (ish)
Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.X
Never have I ever been friendless.

School

Never have I ever failed a test.
Never have I ever cut class.X
Never have I ever had to eat alone.
Never have I ever failed a course.X
Never have I ever been suspended.X
Never have I ever received detention.X


A girl and a guy were speeding over a 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down! I'm scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please, it's too scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug

(Girl hugs him)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into the side of a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle but only one survived.

The truth was half way down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her say she loved him one last time, felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

If you found this poem both tragic and sweet copy and paste this onto your profile.


When I first saw you
I was afraid to meet you
When I first met you
I was afraid to kiss you
When I first kissed you
I was afraid to love you
But now that I love you
I'm afraid to loose you


Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die tomorrow


Laugh your heart out
Dance in the rain
Cherish the moment
Ignore the pain
Live, laugh, love
Fogrive and forget
Life's to short to be
Living with regrets


I'd rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I'm not


Be who you are, and say what you feel
Because those who mind don't matter
And those who matter, don't mind


Everything I'm not, made me everything I am.


Boys...

...are dumb, throw rocks at them.
...are like a box of chocolates...You never know which one has nuts.
...are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
...are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
...are not pigs. Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.
...suck...espesially on days that end with a "y"
10 things good about men:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.Tell me when you think of one..while you think I'll nap...


Loved you once, Love you still

Always have, Always will


Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is a mystery.

Today is a gift.

That's why it's

called the

Present.


If god is a DJ

Life is the dance floor

Love is the rhythm

You are the music.


You just have to live your life

not caring what they think

and shake off the drama

and prove to them that

you're better

than they think you are!


I'm not a Fighter

But I will Fight

For what I Love.


A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.


24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.


WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Oh, Really?"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch

My pillow.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Switched at Birth

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:30pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:46, oh way off :-(

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today (Tuesday)- to go to the movies :/

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Vampire Diaries Fanfic stories, the wait is killing me literaly

9. What are you wearing?

Midnight blue PJ pants and black PJ top.

10. Did you dream last night?

No I didn't ...wait maybe I did O.o ...well, if I did I can't remember !!!

11. When did you last laugh?

About 40 minutes ago while talking with my mom

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing :/

14. What do you think of this quiz?

strange

15. What is the last film you saw?

Vampire Diaries, season 2 The Klaus episode :)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The rights to TVD. A bigger house in my hometown. My own movie theather... the list never ends.


This is a true story.
A girl died in 1933.
A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.
The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.
Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl.
In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.
She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.
If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded if you do.

You guys better believe when I saw this I posted it on my profile . No little girl is gonna kill me tonight ot haunt my dreams, or nightmares.


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her" Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


'•', . . . .Ånd sø the Íiøn. . . . ,'•',
'·..·'FeÍÍ in løve with the Îåmb'·..·


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Just remember... YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.


If you looked inside a girl, you would see how much she cries, you would find so many secrets lots & of lies, but what you'll see the most is how hard it is to stay strong when nothing is right and everything is wrong.


mario: is there a problem officer?
cop: quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario: well yeah i have to win this race.
cop: illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario: well when you put it like that..
cop: and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario: yeah about that..wario was all up in my shit so i had to do something.
cop: did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario: nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop: step out of the car please.
mario: fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop: donkey kong..?
mario: the gorilla..
cop: step. out. of. the. car.


The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black. But you, sir, when you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick, you're green, When you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I am an only child so I must be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Copy and past this if you DISLIKE stereotypes and help put a stop to them!


If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.


Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!

Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, Aithecat, animefangirl92598, MidnightReader03, KagumixMidnight, NIGHTANGEL21