|Princess Of Badassia|
Author has written 10 stories for Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, Vocaloid, Homestuck, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
Welcome, to my personal page, it's highly doubtful I'd lie on this page, despite the fact that both of my personalities do have different opinions. Name's L, have fun readin'
Fake Friends: When you’re gone from school, tell you what happened.
Real Friends: Run up to you, tackle-hug you and scream so everyone stares “I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!”
Fake Friends: When your crush walks in the room, subbtley hint they’re here.
Real Friends: Shout loudly. “HEY ISN’T THAT THE GUY YOU LIKE?”
Fake Friends: Pat you on the back when you do something good.
Real Friends: Slap you on the arm and say, “Goodie two shoes!”
Fake Friends: Comfort you when your sad.
Real Friends: Hug you tight enough to choke you and hog the bucket of icecream.
Fake Friends: Tell you how pretty you are when you think your ugly.
Real Friends: Slap you and say “Who told you you weren’t pretty? I’ll fucking kill em’!”
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff and give it back when you ask.
Real Friends: Say “Oh yeah… about that, kiss it goodbye honey!”
Fake Friends: Will consoul you when a guy breaks up with you.
Real Friends: Go immediately, beat the shit out of them, and then hug you.
Fake Friends: Ask nicely for your lunch stuff.
Real Friends: Go “Whats that!” And steal the stuff when your not looking.
Fake Friends: Will pick you up when you fall down.
Real Friends: Will kick you in the stomach softly and say “Hey, are you dead?” (then help you up… maybe)
Fake Friends: Will leave with the crowd.
Real Friends: Will flip off the crowd and tell you. “Those bitches don’t know what they’re missing!”
Fake Friends: Will go with you to the mall and buy their own stuff.
Real Friends: Will give you “the look” and beg for money/ buy you crap you want.
Fake Friends: Will wear the “Best friend” necklace once and a while
Real Friends: Will wear it so long they look at you and ask. “How the fuck do you get this thing off?”
Fake Friends: Will know everything about you when you ask.
Real Friends: Will know absolutely nothing, until it’s your birthday and then they give you exactly what you like.
Fake Friends: Go to your house sometimes.
Real Friends: Sleep in your house so much your pretty sure that they actually live there.
Fake Friends: Are really nice until you need them.
Real Friends: Are kinda mean until you need them.
Fake Friends: Ask politely for your special cupcake.
Real Friends: Say, “Bitch, you best have made one for me!” Then eat half of yours anyway.
Fake Friends: Give you some gum.
Real Friends: Are like “Get your own gum!” And the next day you find a pack on your desk.
Fake Friends: Watch you sing Karaoke
Real Friends: Are up there with you singing… really, really badly.
Fake friends: Go out with the guy you have a crush on
Real Friends: If he asks her out she goes like, “Hell no, get glasses buddy, the hot one is over there!”
Fake Friends: Don’t tell you who they like.
Real Friends: Tell you and then say. “You tell anyone, I will shot you, an bury your body in the woods!”
Fake Friends: Don’t understand your movie/anime talk.
Real Friends: Run lines with you from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. “It’s a bunny.” “Look at the Bones man!” And share your anime crushes. “Kyo and Kyoya and MINE bitch!”
Fake Friends: Get mad when you tease them.
Real Friends: Laugh and then start teasing you back, until it turns into a slap fight and you both end up on the floor laughing.
Fake Friends: Pretend to like your stupid haircut.
Real Friends: Laugh at you for days, but tell you nothing can make you look bad.
Fake Friends: Will let you walk around with your bra sorta showing.
Real Friends: Put their jacket on you by force and glare at every boy in the class.
Fake Friends: Would never do anything to piss you off.
Real Friends: Piss you off know full well you guys have gone through to much to separate.
Fake Friends: Read this and realize it’s true.
Real Friends: Read this and are like “YUP!” Then make their own.
Anime Characters I fucking love and why I fucking love them
Revy- From Black Lagoon, duel 92s, nuff said.
Saeko (Psycho)- From High School of the Dead, if I were as samurai as her I wouldn't be allowed on school property.
Cannan- From Cannan, sharpshooter sweet white hair and I fucking love her attitude.
Okami-san- From Okami-san and her seven companions, kitty boxing gloves. That is all.
Kana- From Minami-ke, she's as wacko as I am
Chiaki- From Manami-ke, she always keeps a straight face, which I respect.
Toma- From Manami-ke, tom-boy who doesn't really care about what people think.
Izumo- From Blue Exorcist, I love tsudere characters... and her foxes are amazing.
Misa-Misa- From Death Note, because the world needs more hot models that are in love with serial-killing maniacs and ignore the honest and loving hero because he's not "handsome"
L- From Death Note, because he shares my nickname, he's amazingly in-tune with everything, he only died because the anime-writers are bastards and according to some books he offed himself, and finally, I have a fetish for guys that hunch over, have spiky black hair, under-eye bags and enjoy sweets almost as much as I do! (notice he's the only male character on this list, that says something)
Maka- From Soul Eater, because she overcomes her fear and becomes the true heroine.
Tsubaki- From Soul Eater, because she's a fucking shadow weapon, how fucking awesome is that?
Medusa- From Soul Eater, my favorite anime villain at the moment.
Yuno- From Mirai Nikki (Future Diary), just because she's loyal as fucking hell, and I love her hair.
Kanako- From Nyan Koi, Manba... i do believe I rest my case.
Nagi- From Nyan Koi, Tom boy which I love plus she's pretty crazy hot.
Erza- From Fairy Tail, love her hair, love her outfit-changes, love her fighting style, love her loyalty, love her in-charge attitude, love her sexy-ness.
Lucy- From Fairy Tail, Because it's so hard being a Kawaii-girl!
Happy- From Fairy Tail, I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOVE him (I fucking love cats)
Taiga- From Toradora, Kawaii girl with a bokken... I need not a reason to love her.
Minori- From Toradora, LOYAL! My number one reason to fucking love a character! She loves a guy, but gives him up for her BEST FRIEND because that's just what us good friends do!
Kyoko- From Skip Beat, Just another fair maiden who fucking HATES LOVE, she's sweet, nice, talented, and did I mention she's above the bullshit named love?
Minami- From Baka and Test, Kick ass, wrestles, smart, bilingual, and i love her attitude.
Mizuki- From Baka and Test, Let it be known I have a fetish for pink hair, and chicks that can't cook.
Orihime- From Bleach, you know... *cough* huge boobs *cough*
The list continues, but this is what you get for now.
I hate the color pink
I hate the color mauve
I hate when people try to wear pink and purple
I hate when people accuse me of not wearing anything but black
I hate when people decide its their fucking business what I wear
I hate when people think I’m emo
I hate when people tell other people I’m emo
I hate that my guidance councilor probably thinks I’m suicidal.
I hate that people act shocked when I tell them I’m homicidal.
I hate when those people try to get me in trouble for saying that
I hate that people pretend they’ve never thought of killing someone
I hate that people take me literally
I hate that people take me lightly
I hate that people think I hate everything
I hate almost everything
I hate that people pretend they don’t hate everything
I hate that people try to make me love stuff
I hate that people don’t understand I hate them
I hate that kid that sits next to me and pretends I like him
I hate that the kid told his girlfriend that
I hate that his girlfriend started giving me shit about it
I hate that I got in trouble for telling her that if she didn’t back the hell off I’d chop off her pretty little fingers and feed them to her in a steaming bowl of credit-card shavings.
I hate that nobody understands that I’d actually do that
I hate that people try to understand that I’m bi
I hate people that act like their superior to me because I’m bi
I hate that people don’t think that I’ll hurt them when they act superior
I hate people that think I’m dumb because I choose not to do my homework
I hate people that think I’m smart because I actually read books with more than 100 pages
I hate people that try to be my friends
I hate people that try to be my enemies
I hate people that try to get close to me
I hate people that pretend to be close to me
I hate that some of you are trying to relate to this bullshit
I hate that everyone blames the government
I hate the government
I hate the egotistical bigots running the state government
I hate the hypocritical power-hounds trying to get elected
I hate the hypocritical people that say they could run the country
I hate whoever thinks the world would be better without government
I hate that I’m stuck on the government topic
I hate teenagers
I hate that I am a teenager
I hate being female
I hate that boys won’t hit me
I hate that I won’t hit girls
I hate that the reason I won’t hit girls is because a gentleman doesn’t hit girls
I hate when people tell me I can’t be a gentleman
I hate when people tell me to act like a lady
I hate girls who act like ladies
I hate girls who act like their superior because they act like ladies
I hate the girl that took my iPod and mocked my music
I hate that I didn’t shoot her in the knee and get on with my life
I hate the boy who likes my music and tries to recommend songs to me
I hate that I actually like the songs he picks
I hate how much I like a nerd in my science class
I hate that all my friends poke fun at it
I hate that I have to sit next to my crush
I hate my crush
I hate my childhood friend, who I have a crush on
I hate how much I like him
I hate that I’m only allowed 2 hours on the computer because my parents think I'm an antisocial outcast
I hate my brother
I hate that my brother's girlfriends stays with my brother even after he stomped on her heart and ran over it with a fucking car
I hate that my parents took my cats from me
I hate that I loved my cats more than I love myself
I hate that I can't hit my parents
I hate that my parents don't let me break things
I hate thats it's unexceptable for me to break things, but my brother can do whatever the fuck he wants because he's a guy
I hate that I need to post this online to feel better
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