| The Iza |
Author has written 12 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Dragon Ball Z, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. A Little Bit About The Iza: She’s a nursing student. She has a love/hate relationship with zombies. She loves the Resident Evil movies and is firmly in denial about Carlos. Because he’s just fine and totally alive. Yes. And anyone who says otherwise is just jealous of his Carlosness. She…eh hem…loves Carlos. She would someday love to see/write a Harry/Carlos fic. It would make her squee. She needs to stop talking about Carlos. She has a two cats and three rats as pets. She wishes she could live somewhere where the temperature stays at a constant 70 degrees. She wants to read more Evil!Harry fics and wishes more people would write them (with slash, please. :D) She adores tea. A bit too much, in all honesty. Not as much as Carlos, but… She thinks she should stop writing this now and go work on some chapters. The Iza has a DeviantArt page, which can be located at www.bunnylicious.deviantart.com Fanfiction Pet Peeves 1. Unnecessary usage of Japanese. Unless your Japanese characters have been transported to another country and either suck at the native language/are using a faulty translator spell, there is no reason for me to see Japanese phrases and words. It doesn't make your story more authentic, it just makes it annoying. Especially if I have to scroll down to the bottom of the chapter and hope you provided a translation so I can understand what the hell is going on. If you're writing a story in English, stick to English please. Which brings me to... 2. Unnecessary usage of Japanese by non-Japanese characters. I recently saw this in a Kuroshitsuji fanfic. It makes no sense, people. The original anime/manga is in Japanese, I get it. That's because it was made it Japan. But...the story? It's based in England. Why are you having them throw around random Japanese words? No one in that anime is from Japan! What reason could you possibly have to make people from India, China, and England say gomen and crap like that? 3. Ridiculous OOCness of characters to make them look bad. As someone who has been reading way too many HP/Twilight crossovers, I keep seeing a whole crapload of this. Now, I hate Twilight. It's a shitty, shitty series. But I like reading crossovers because most of the authors make the characters and story far better than Smeyer could manage. I also hate Bella. But for all her faults and retardedness, she is not a violent, homophobic, whiny excuse for a woman who would throw a giant hissy fit is Edward fell in love with someone else. Don't destroy characters any more than they have to be just to advance the plot. | |||||||||||
1. Necromancers Anonymous » reviewsHarry Potter was a normal child, aside from the whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. HPLV Slash. And Zombies. Hopefully not at the same time. Rating will go up to Mature eventually.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 432 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-18-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort2. My Life is Like a Shattered Bowling Ball of Pain reviewsFalling in lurve. Prancing around the kingdom in a new dress. Astounding others with your wit. Yeah. THAT'S gonna happen. If you want an ACTUAL account of what would happen if a girl fell into ME, keep reading. Warning: Idiotic, Diarystyle crap.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete3. Twisted Roses » reviewsAnthony never wanted to randomly end up in Middle Earth. But he did. Although once he found himself surrounded by pretty Elf Lords and rugged, manly Rangers, he stopped complaining rather quickly. SLASH. (Mary Sue...only with a guy. o,o)Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 1-1-05 - Legolas4. The World is a Giant Litterbox » reviewsLily is thrown from her comfy life into Middle Earth. Hungry, dirty, and not just a little pissed off, she faces Orcs, Elves, and a lack of treats. The only difference is that Lily is a cat. Important AN up! READ IT.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 1-12-05 - Published: 3-15-045. Camping is a Scarring Experience » reviewsThe boys decide to go on a relaxing camping trip. However, bloody carcasses, strange footprints, and weird noises don't exactly add up to a nice vacation. CHAPTER 5 UP!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 4-20-04 - Published: 8-16-036. The Soup Kitchen reviewsDuo and Wufei help out at a soup kitchen. Wufei does it for the Karma, and Duo was forced into it by Sally. It really wouldn't have been that bad if that old homeless man handn't hit on Fei...Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-20-04 - Duo M. & Wufei C.7. Chibi Vegita's First Day In Kindergarten » reviewsAhh...school. One would think that a Prince of the most powerful species in the universe would be free of this torture. Not if the Princes' father has anything to say about it. CHAPTER 16 UP!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 2-9-04 - Published: 4-21-03 - Vegeta & Bulma8. Why Quatre Is Afraid of Pools reviewsFollow the tale of one blonde Arabian from ages 2 to 15 as he battles the forces of evil, also known as the pool, and teaches us that just because you can swim, doesn't mean you will float.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-3-039. Having a Cold Isn't Always a Bad Thing reviewsHeero finds himself with a horrible cold, and now it's up to Duo to give the silent pilot care and comfort. And some snogging. *YAOI* *1x2x1*Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-03 - Heero Y. & Duo M.10. Waking Duo Up reviewsIt was a quiet day at the Safe House, until Duo's snoring drove even the calm Trowa to act OOC. Will Duo ever wake up? YAOI.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-25-03 - Duo M. & Heero Y.11. The Pet Store reviewsVegita, being a good father, took his son to the Pet Store [Bulma made him.]. However, things go very wrong very quickly...Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-24-03 - Trunks & Goten12. Dark Oblivion reviewsDuo's unreturned feelings of love have led him over the edge. Suicide.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-1-03 - Duo M. & Heero Y.