Konnichiwa! You have reached my awesome, endless profile! Actually, it does end, but I love to decieve!

Important News:
Hola! It's little old me again! I am currently on a trip around Europe (currently in France; trying to find France!), so I won't have anything up for this month or early next month. But, I will have something up after Thanksgiving. Thanks for waiting!

Upcoming Projects:
Hunger Games- The Sonic Way!
Romeo and Juliet
A Truth or Dare Party Gone Absolutely Wrong

Story Updates:
As soon as I finish Just Be Friends, I am going to start another story after that. Just Be Friends is part one of a four part story series I call Other Dimension Adventures. Part two is the Hetalia. Part three is Hunger Games. Part four is a crossover PARTAY!!! Expect part two to start August 2013.
The Musical is on haitus until I finish Just Be Friends. Sorry for the long wait and the even longer wait...-headdesk-.

YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/LunaofFuture

Age: 18

Name: Luna the Hedgehog

Gender: FEMALE

Appearance: Midnight-blue hedgehog with ice-blue eyes and midnight blue hair that goes down to the end of the skirt. I wear a silver headband with a star flower on the right side. I also wear a black skirt with a matching sky-blue long-sleeved shirt. My shoes are white with midnight laces.

Personality: Oh god...) I'm a little mischevious (Faker and Eggdork know very well about that) even though I'm really helpful sometimes. Only a few people can stand me such as my awesome BF and my Teacher. I love to play Bass Guitar and Flute.

Where I Live: Crisis City, Future Mobius

Theme Song: Flandre Scarlet

For a good reference: Just Be Friends: http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d4sxotk (note: I did not make this.) I thought it was really cute and amazing. Just watch out, Miku. Watch out.

For my friends:
Shadazelover- Here's the link for the picture ( http://saturnthecat.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2xbeja )
Typerson- Here is a link for a certain song ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUIP6i3cpY )
NintendoSEGAFan1999- Had a hard tie finding one for you but here ya go! ( http://sonicandmariofan.deviantart.com/art/Team-Mario-And-Team-Sonic-111343715)

My Besties Online!
Shadazelover- She writes Mario/Sonic crossovers and WE SHADOW FANGIRLS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER! Plus, she loves Shadaze (kinda obvious.)
Typerson- My brother's friend and my boyfriend!
Emmy Avoski- She is my friend in real life. You go girl!!!
My inspirations come from my three best friends. Best friends are forever!

Codenames
Sonic- Fuzz Ball Faker
Knux- Squishy Man
Amy- Crazed Stalker
Shadow- Ultimate Lifeform
Mario- Overgrown Mushroom (I'm sorry for any inconvience)
Luigi- Weegee (Normal)
Daisy- Ms. Flower Powa

Games I'm into:
Mario Bros
Sonic the Hedgehog
SSBB

Movies I'm Into:
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Silver's fave movie too!)
Lilo and Stitch

Fave Book: Hunger Games

Fave Movie: Sonic the Hedgehog (OVA) [The HAT!!!!!]

Fave Song: City Escape by Crush 40

Remember kids: Do not race hedgehogs with formula one racecars!

Join the Evil Club!

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body and moves when theres no wind!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) FREAKING. COOL. CAPES!

Fave Pairings:
MeikoXKaito
RinXPiko
LenXNeru
MikuXAkaito
LukaXGakupo
LenXGumi
SonicXAmy
BlazeXSilver
CosmoXTails (AWWWWWWWW)
ChrisXHelen
RougeXKnuckles
LunaXTyperson

Copy and paste this if you represent anyone of these Vocaloid character.

I am a Miku- The type of girl that has a new boyfriend every second and trys to take up the spotlight.

I am a Rin- Violent and jealous and pull other people into my problem. Who also hates a certain teal-haired girl. (I don't hate Miku...Now that I think about it...I DO!!!!)

I am a Len- The smart, sane one. Who is also pulled into a problem by a certain vocaloid. (Yup. This is definately me.)

I am a Meiko- Who loves beer, beating up a certian blue-haired ice cream freak, and loves beer. (Uh, no. But I love to beat up Kaito xD)

I am a Kaito- Loves ice cream like there is no tomorrow and always gets abused for one reason or another. (ICE CREAM!!! XD)

I am a Gakupo- A pervert who likes eggplant and gets beaten down by a certain tuna-lover. (NO WAY)

I am a Luka-A woman with a huge bust, loves fish and beats down a certain pervert. (I don't really pay much attention to Gakupo...)

I am a Gumi- A person who is unliked because she looks like a certain someone. (I am so unliked at my school...)

I am a Teto- Loud, chidish and hyper-active. (Have you seen me lately?)

I am a Haku- A person that whines about how horrible her life is and drinks sake (No comment...)

I am a Neru- Violent and tsundere person. Who loves to text 24/7. (I can't text but I am violent. DUH!)

I am a Dell- a workholic that gets easily pissed off and loves to smoke.

I am a Rui- Lady-like at first galance...but a raging yandere-manic when someone goes near her man (Who's she?)

I am a Rei- Smart, but gets angry when someone goes near his woman. (I'm a girl...)

I am a Tako Luka- something werid and freaky. So freaky that nobody would want to go near it...but at the same time has cute moments. (Just...yeah.)

I am a Miki- A person who loves cherrys and has the almost same voice as gumi. (Must I say, I found myself!)

I am a Yuki- Cute! (I am not that cute... Actually, I am! According to my recent sources...hint hint.)

List 12 characters from Vocaloid in no particular order.

1) Miku

2) Rin

3) Len

4) Meiko

5) Kaito

6) Gakupo

7) Luka

8) Gumi

9) Teto

10) Haku

11) Neru

12) Piko

1. Have you ever read a Three/Five FanFic? Do you want to?

No and why?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

She would kill me…..

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

XD

4. What would happen if Six had a hot one-night stand with Eleven?

Oh god…. Help us all.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hell no!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten…Enough said.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Uh….that’d be weird.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

Len. Haku. Never knew each other existed. Until a certain 14 Rin, got them together. What will happen? God help us all!

(Wow. I could make a real fic out of that!)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

eye twitches* HELL NO!!!!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

“Send Him Home”

11. Eight, what song would you choose?

Matryoshka

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Fluff and Randomness may cause a breathing problem because of laughter.

13. What would happen if Eight walked in on Four and Seven having sex?

“WTF What the heck are you-” Kicked in face.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (8)

Miku and Luka are in a happy relationship until Luka runs off with Meiko. Miku, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neru and a brief unhappy affair with Piko, then follows the wise advice of Kaito and finds true love with Gumi.

1. I have to tell you a secret look at 5

2. HI! Go to 11

3. Shh don't tell anyone.. look at 15

4. Okay you broke me down, go to 13

5. First look 2

6. ... Go to 12

7. I just wanted to say... I Love you

8. Don't get mad! Look at 14

9. It's private, look at 4

10. One more time, go to 7.

11. Shhh okay? Go to 6

12. Uh uh, 8's got your story

13. Okay, no more! Go to 10!

14. Breathtaking, look at 3.

15. Umm, Go to 9.

Copy and paste on your profile if you played this. Also, put your username on the list!

XxRoxy-ChiixX, XxNashxX, jEzzy mISt-miSSy, ellahist, Crimson-Midnight-Moon, MissAlice13, MagicalMisa, Luna the Hedgehog

Copy, paste, and add your name to the list if you LOVE Shadow the Hedgehog! Luna the Hedgehog,

If you believe Mephiles killed Hitler cuz he was becoming too evil, copy and paste into your profile.

If you want something interesting to happen for once, like Sonic the Hedgehog and other characters to visit your town to stop Eggman's evil scheme, copy and paste this to your profile.

Maria yes! If you like Maria from Sonic (cough, even though she's dead, cough) copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Swiftshadow777, Lucy Labrador, Mikaela the Cat, Luna the Hedgehog,

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty(Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint(ARTYARTYARTY!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And the Phantom, catsrule. And...) Kaname-Black-Panther(Harry Potter, Lorcan Furey, Ron Weasley, Kaname Kuran!), TheJasperFangirl(Marcus Volturi(don't laugh), Jez Stukely, Jasper Whitlock hale, Iggy from maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Fred Weasley, Ayame Sohma(you better not be laughing)DgShadowChocolate (Shadow the Hedgehog-what? He's hot-, Gaara, Edward Cullen-ONLY SORTA!!-Danny Phantom, Dexter from Cartoon Network's Fusion Fall-don't laugh!), Angel-Demon1 (Shadow (He's too hot notto have a crush on), Yami, Joey, and Mokuba from Yu-Gi-Oh (Don't you laugh! ...)Alexia the hedgehog(Shadow the hedgehog, Danny Phantom, Sonic the hedgehog, Speed Racer, Bruce Wayne (AKA, The Batman) , Edric (The Faerie Path books) and a bunch of other's I can't think of at the moment), The Andromeda Rose (current: Silver, Shadow, Venice, Nazo, Sonic)Mikaela the Cat: Shadow the Hedgehog (*sigh* my heart flutters!), Silver the Hedgehog, Razo of the Forest (Books of Bayern), Hawk (Buck Rogers (80's TV show)), Alec Ramsay (The Black Stallion TV series (90's)), Artemis Fowl, and Prince Caspian, Luna the Hedgehog (Max Russo, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Bokkun, Kagamine Len)

List 12 characters

1) Shadow

2) Silver

3) Rosalina

4) Luigi

5) Fawful

6) Amy

7) Daisy

8) Charmy

9) Bokkun

10) Rin

11) Neru

12) Luna

1. Have you ever read a Three/Five FanFic? Do you want to?

Rosalina/Fawful? Never thought of it….SWEET NEW IDEA!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Luigi….Maybe

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

What the heck?

4. What would happen if Six had a hot one-night stand with Eleven?

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Woah…Silvamy….Nice ring to it!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Fawful/Rin definently…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Silver’s my bro! I’m not into brother/sister love!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

Rosalina/Rin? NO!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

How gay….

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

It’s Not the End of the World!

11. Eight, what song would you choose?

Sugar, Sugar

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Indecisiveness may cause random singing…

13. What would happen if Eight walked in on Four and Seven having sex?

Charmy: Wrong room!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (8)

Shadow and Daisy are in a happy relationship until Daisy runs off with Luigi. Shadow, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neru and a brief unhappy affair with Luna, then follows the wise advice of Fawful and finds true love with Charmy.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Luna

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lunizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Silver Snake

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Stella Thornton

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Hedlunorm

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Fanta

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Edltlsi

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Nuclei

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Symphony

I am a Shadow Fangirl, because he's freakin' hot!
He's cool, dark, and mysterious, so we love him a lot!
He has red eyes and power, and so as you can see.
I am a Shadow Fangirl, for all eternity!

His chaos powers can rule them all,
His speed and control can make heroes fall.
He's way better than Sonic, and has better hair!
So just walk away Sonic fangirls, cuz we don't care!

He's smooth, he's hot and struts his stuff!
That Sonic guy just THINKS he's tough!
And Silver's hair is just messed up!
So all you other guys are outta luck!

So I'm a Shadow fangirl, to all of those that care,
But now that that's over with, what about his pair?
Amy, Rouge or Blaze or Sonic? Or someone from the boys? [NOTE: Forget it! No Yaoi!]
All I know is Shadow, for you I make some noise!

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you're one too!

He's bringing SEXY back.
YEAH!
Them other hedgehogs don't know how to act.
YEAH!
His fur is hottest 'cause it's red and black.
YEAH!
Chaos Control or maybe Chaos Blast.
YEAH!
Copy this into your profile if you know it's true

LONG LIVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!

...S... Put this
...H... On your
...A... Page
...D... If you're
...O... A fan of
...W... Shadow the Hedgehog
...!!... It shows you care! :)

Who said Shadow is emo?! I am disgraced! If you agree, copy 'n' paste this in your profile.

If you think Shadow could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile

Shadow the Hedgehog has more fangirls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl If...

Your a Real Shadow fangirl if you absolutely love Shadow and he is your favourite! (HELL YEAH!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you sleep with a Shadow plushie every night! (I really want one...)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if Shadow is all you think about (I FREAKIN LOVE HIM!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you draw Shadow (I am a horrible drawer...)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if whenever Sonic calls Shadow a Faker, you jump up and exclaim; "NO! YOUR THE FAKER!" (I always call Sonic Faker...haha burn that faker!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if the "Shadow the Hedgehog" Wikipedia page is on your Favorite's list. (YEAH!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you've created an OC who falls in love with him OR becomes his BFF. (I have two of 'em! I even have a OC daughter!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you cried when Shadow sacrificed himself in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (I really did cry...)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you jumped for joy when he returned in Sonic Heroes. (YAYZ! GO ROUGE! AWAKEN HIM AND LET HIM SAVE YOU!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you called 4kidsTV up and screamed at them just because they only put Shadow's eyes opening in the Sonic X theme Song. (Wait, what?)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you get in trouble in class for "Doodling a strange black hedgehog all over your math Test" -This is a quote from my Teachers! (I'm trying...)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you laughed SO hard when Shadow beat Chris up in "ShowDown In Space" Episode 32, Sonic X

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you HATE it when people call Shadow Emo. (I yell at them...)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you shout "Chaos Control!" everytime you leave a room. (I freak my friends out with that! XD)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you talk to your Shadow Plushie, and actually expect him to talk back.

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you wanted to thank Eggman because he saved Shadow at the End of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. (Yeah...)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if whenever you go to the Doctor's office, you ask them-along with a lollipop-"Do You have any Shadow Stickers?"

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if "I Am All Of Me" is your ringtone. (I have it on my iPod..)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you always look down the Band-Aid aisle to see if they have any special waterproof Shadow Band-aids. MY WRIST FEELS SO MUCH BETTER NOW! (Y & N, I'll take any of the Sonic characters' band-aids)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you Go back and Watch every single Sonic X episode, waiting for even the tiniest hints of Shadow moments! (Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! YES! YES!! I'm patiently waiting 4Kids! Give me Shadow!)*

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you memorized every single game that Shadow's in! (Yup!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if LOVED it when Shadow said "I will fight like i always have!" In Sonic '06, the next Generation! (Yes! I haz Fangirlism!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you memorized all the episode's where Shadow's in for Sonic X! (Not yet...)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you believe that Shadow's the ONLY ONE who can do Chaos Control (It's true! All that "Sonic chaos-controlled in SA2" is trash! Besides, on Wiki, type in 'Chaos Control' and the Whole page is about Shadow!!) (N, my characters can Chaos Control too)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you sing "This Machine" in the Shower. (What the HECK?! Okay, the song makes me laugh really hard though!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you LOVED it when Shadow practically beat everybody up In the "Cosmo Conspiracy" Episode 73, Sonic X (Yeah baby!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you love it when Shadow get's all angsty and eborny and "the world will have to destroy me because i'm too dangerous." Kind-of mood. All we Fangirls Do!! (HELL YEAH!)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if when Chris Got Shadow's Ring at the End of "ShowDown In Space" Episode 32, Sonic X, you wanted to jump right into the TV and Grab it out of his hands and say "MINE!" then run away and demand to Eggman to give you Shadow after he rescues him! (Y)

Your a Real Shadow Fangirl if you think Shadow can beat Sonic without reallly trying (IT'S TRUE! THINK OF ALL THE THINGS SHADOW CAN DO, AND THEN WHAT SONIC CAN! IT'S AMAZING, REALLY!) (Y)

Your a Real Shadow fangirl if you LOVE Shadow's guns. (Y)

Your a Real Shadow fangirl if you copy this and paste it into your profile! (Y!)

Who says Scourge can't kick butt? He's done it before... so why not do it again?
Who says Sonic's a Faker? Shadow call him that and we say All Hail Shadow! So, let's call Sonic Faker!
Who says Amy's a stalker? She never gives up. So why do we give up when we fail?
Who says Silver is naive? Like the saying goes "Don't judge a book by its cover." So why are we judging people by their cover?
Who says Knuckles is gullible? He's just brain dead sometimes because he's thinking about her! So why are we calling him gullible?
Who says Shadow's emo? He's just depressed so why are we messing with him?
Who says we can't race hedgehogs with formula 1 racecars? It's a free world! Can't we do what we want?
Who says I don't think? We anthamorphics are people too! So why are we being judged too?
Copy, come up with one of your own, and paste this if you think we are human beings too!

Pandas aren't racist! They are black, white and Asian!

To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"...
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her...
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down...
To every guy who has given her flowers just because that's how he rolls...
To every guy that said he would die for her...
To every guy that really would...
To every guy that did what she wanted to die for...
To every guy that cried in front of her...
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad...
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all...
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her...
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe...
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes...
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle...
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what...
To every guy who told his secrets to her...
To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath...
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one...
To every guy that believed in her dreams...
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them...
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams...
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door...
To every guy that gave his heart...
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if he's not with her...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there. I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image.

- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";

- If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD YOUR SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool…

Opening Credits: Beautiful Scars (how odd...)

Waking Up: Then the Morning Comes (anybody have a hammer? Amy...)

First Day At School: Axel F (SHUT UP, SILVER!!!!)

Falling In Love: And Now My Lifesong Sings (wow... didn't see that coming)

Fight Song: Come, Now is the Time (haha...this is what my enemy says...not one word Mephiles.)

Breaking Up: Express Yourself (no comment)

Prom: Macarron Chacarron (kill me, please!)

Life: Adolesence (*facepalms*)

Mental Breakdown: To Know You (yeah...)

Driving: Super Trouper (XD)

Flashback: His World (figures..)

Wedding: Slammin' (wait, what?)

Birth of Child: Noah (confused)

Final Battle: Blue Monday (blues song... amazing even though I hate mondays)

Death Scene: The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku (depends on who's singing it)

Funeral Song: Heart and Soul (beautiful)

End Credit: One Dounut A Day (still confused...)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

RAWR! means I Love You in dinosaur!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that hasn't stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone-Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom, Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, JoAnne the Fox,ShadowoftheDay1997, Keiji the Coyote, Forgotten Rozez, Shadazelover, Luna the Hedgehog,

A= ka, B=tu, C= mi, D= te, E= ku, F=lu, G= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu, K= me, L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T= chi, U= do, V= ru, W=mei, X= na, Y= fu, Z= zi

This is the Japanese alphabet copy and paste this on your profile if you wish you were from Japan. My name in Japanese is TaDoToKa.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

...B... Blaze the Cat!
...L... Be brave! Be cool!
...A... Just walk, No talk! .
...Z... Learn from your mistakes!
...E... Fight! Don't give up!
...!!... Win is a must!!!

100 Truths- After you fill this out, tag 15 people and tell them to do it too.

1. Last beverage?

Orange Juice and Ginger Ale

2. Last phone call?

2:56 PM CT

3. Last text message?

December 5th

4. Last song you listened to?

His World

5. Last time you cried?

When Shadow disappeared in Sonic X

6. Last movie you watched?

The one I’m watching (One Crazy Summer)

HAVE YOU EVER

7. Dated someone twice?

Yep

8. Been cheated on?

No…

9. Kissed someone and regretted it?

No.

10. Lost someone special?

Yeah.

11. Been depressed?

Yeah

12. Been drunk and threw up?

Nope.

HAVE YOU

13. Made new friends?

Yeah.

14. Fallen out of love?

Kinda.

15. Laughed until you cried?

YUS!

16. Met someone who changed you?

Da!

17. Found out who your true friends were?

HELL YEAH!

18. Found out someone was talking about you?

Nein.

19. Kissed anyone on your friends list?

Ja...

20. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life?

1

21. How many kids do you want to have?

Since when did you start time traveling?

22. Do you like your job?

Yeah...

23. Do you want to change your name?

Na.

24. What did you do for your last birthday?

I got Face-Caked!

25. What time did you wake up this morning?

8:30

26. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping.

27. Something you CANNOT wait for...

Wreck-It-Ralph movie

28. Last time you saw your father?

I don't know if I even have a father!

29. What is one thing you wish that you could change about your life?

Nothing! :D

30. What are you listening to right now?

Marukkaite Chikkyuu (Draw A Circle, There's the Earth)

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?

YES!!!

32. What’s getting on your nerves right now?

FAKER!!!!

33. Most visited webpage?

You should know.

My profile

34. What's your name?

DUH! Luna! Get the point!

35. Nicknames?

Lunasta, Lungirl, Lun-nee, and more...

36. Relationship status?

Dating

37. Zodiac sign?

Aquarius

38. Hair color?

Look up at my Appearance

39. Long or short?

Long.

40. Eye color?

Look at 38.

41. Height?

As tall as my brother Silver.

42. Male or female?

Female! Must I say it?

43. LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS

Black, red, silver and purple.

44. Favorite Food?

TOMATOES! (Where's Spain?)

45. Favorite Drink?

Fanta Cherry

46. Favorite Movie?

Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

47. Elementary?

What?

48. Middle school?

I don’t have to go to school because my training comes from my teacher the Ultimate Lifeform!

49. High school?

Up.

50. Do you have a crush on someone?

Yes I do.

51. What do you like about yourself?

I’m more mature than my brother.

52. Piercings?

Do ears count?

53. Tattoos?

Yeah in infinity.

54. Righty or lefty?

Righty

55. First surgery?

Nada.

56. First piercing?

EARS!!!!

57. First best friend

Sonic but now I don't like him because HE TRIED TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!

58. First sport you joined?

Sword Fighters of Mobius.

59. First pet?

None...

60. First vacation?

Sky Sanctuary!

61. First concert?

Kagamine Rin/Kagamine Len/Megurine Luka/Hatsune Miku when they came to Station Square.

62. First crush?

gags* Scourge...

63. Eating?

Air.

64. Drinking?

Air.

65. I'm about to...

Do Target Practice.

66. Listening to?

Gangham Style by PSY

67. Waiting for?

My brother and Faker to mature...

68. Want kids?

Excuse me?

69. Want to get married?

...LIVE AND LEARN!!!! Hangin' on the edge of tomorrow!

70. Careers in mind?

Time Rider (complete!)

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER

71. Lips or eyes?

Eyes hands down

72. Hugs or kisses?

Hugs..

73. Shorter or taller?

Shorter

74. Older or younger?

Younger

75. Romantic or spontaneous?

Spontaneous

76. Nice stomach or nice arms?

Wait what?

77. Sensitive or loud?

Sensitive

78. Hook-up or relationship?

Relationship

79. Trouble maker or hesitant?

TWUBBLE MAKER!

80. Kissed a stranger?

No.

81. Drank hard liquor?

Does wine count?

82. Lost glasses or contacts?

No

83. Sex on first date?

HELL NO!!!!

84. Broken someone's heart?

Let me think...About two years ago.

85. Had your own heart broken?

YES!!!

86. Been arrested?

I know G.U.N arrested me

87. Turned someone down?

Yeah

88. Cried when someone died?

Yeah….

89. Liked a friend that is a guy?

YES!!!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

90. Yourself?

YES!!!

91. Miracles?

YEAH! Who saved me when I got arrested? My brother. So yeah, he is a miracle

92. Love at first sight?

YES!!!!

93. Heaven?

Yes.

94. Santa Claus?

Wait what?

95. Kiss on first date?

Yes...

96. Angels?

Yeah.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

97. Is there a person out there that you want to be with right now?

….Yeah

98. Had more than one boyfriend at a time?

No.

99. Get mad and cry your heart out?

HELL NO!

100. Posting this as 100 truths?

GET A LIFE! And yes.

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.
Warning: Some laws are not suitable for kids. So, reader discretion is advised. Any law that is in bold, don't read unless you are older than 13.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
*Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
*Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason. (HEY! We are not ugly...We are beautiful!)

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
*Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". (Yes, even I have one.)
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas. (No excuses Amy.)

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

*#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
*(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and
65) (Still no excuses Amy.)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and
exposition]),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

*#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of non-existance- There shall be no law 89!

Skippy past 90-91...TIME TRAVELING!!!!

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

More time traveling...

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

25 Things Not Even My Brother Knows About Me
1- My special necklace can detect Chaos energy.
2- My favorite food is not what is above.
3- I don't think brothers are weird.
4- I wuv smilies.
5- I stick my finger in hot candle wax and I don't feel a thing.
6- I recently tried fried pickles. They are now my favorite food.
7- I can control wind. (Well, my brother did know that, but let's not say anything.)
8- I can almost run at the speed of sound. (Shut up Faker!)
9- I have a boyfriend. (Go up and read!!!!)
10- My two old boyfriends are still trying to get me back. (Not one word from you, Scourge or Bokkun)
11- I am awesome!
12- I have an electric sword.
13- I can use a katana (Japanese sword for you other citizens of the world).
14- My brother is a psyco.
15- I can communicate with Chaos and, oddly, BioLizard (I travel through time! How couldn't I meet him!!)
16- My Teacher is none other than the Ultimate Lifeform, Shadow the Hedgehog!
17- I have a Shadow Chao named Shade.
18- I am a Flandre Tsundere when I go Dark.
19- I love to fight!
20- I am intrigued by Anime, such as Hetalia, Soul Eater, Lucky Star, and Sonic X. (Yes it is an Anime!)
21- I know other languages other than Mobian and English.
22- Purple is a very good color.
23- Faker is my rival.
24- I have been arrested by G.U.N seven...no, nine times.
25- My name is Luna and this is the end.