Author has written 6 stories for Portal, Minecraft, Elder Scroll series, Pokémon, and Hunger Games.
So... I guess I should write something here...
You can call me Wolverinejoe, or Joe, or Joseph, or That Kid. I've been called all four.
I live in Texas. No, I don't own a horse. Or a pair of cowboy boots, for that matter.
Bio: I'm 15, a (as of 5/31/2012) sophomore in high school, and love to write. Seriously. Love it. I have so many ideas bouncing around in my skull, I sometimes think I'll explode if I don't put them on paper. Or, in this case, the Internet. But anyways.
I am also completely insane. Just thought you might like to know. Everything about me screams "Not Average". I'm not even average height for my age, although I make up for it by being incredibly cute. And charming. And witty. And smart. And let's not forget modest.
Feel free to shoot me a PM if you want any help with your writing, or if you just want to chat. I doubt anyone will though. #Foreveralone
Likes: Writing (Wouldn't be here if I didn't, no?), Reading (Obviously...), Using the computer (On the Internets, no one cares that you're a kid), Tobuscus (He crazy. Like me.), Rain (Makes everything better), Music (Who doesn't enjoy music? Be honest.)
Dislikes: PeOpLe WhO TaLk LiKe ThIs (It gives me a headache...), Misspellings (Also gives me a headache...), Bad Grammar (I'd like to be able to understand what you're trying to say, thanks), FAiled CAPitalization (I'm prone to headaches, alright?), Stupid People (Does this really need explanation?)
Games: Portal, Just Cause 2, Pokémon, Minecraft, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros.
Music: Owl City, C418, Approaching Nirvana, Coldplay, The National, Falling In Reverse, AWOLNATION, 3 Doors Down
Movies: Avatar, In Time, How To Train Your Dragon, Inception, 2012, Titanic
Books: Hunger Games, Underland Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Daniel X, Inheritance Cycle
Ships: I mostly write canon, but in places where there isn't a clear relationship, I go for what I agree with (That made no sense. [I know...]). That means ChellDOS, Midlink (Midna and Link), Pokéshipping (Ash and Misty), and other stuff like that.
I hate Zutara. I'm sorry, but it really annoys me.
Summary: After her release from Aperture Science, Chell stumbles upon the abandoned laboratory of an old rival of Aperture's...
Additional Info: My first Fanfic ever (on this site), this is also the longest work I've ever written as of yet.
Fics in Progress:
The True Champion
Summary: Tournament fic. Slight AU, Ash never went to Unova. Ash returns after six years of seclusion to compete in the first ever Pokémon World Championship. Can he fulfill his dream of becoming a Pokémon Master?
Summary: Two friends awaken on a strange island surrounded by Void. There is a single tree, a chest containing a note, a bucket of lava, and a block of ice. Can they survive this strange new world? Can they survive Skyblock? Novelization of the popular custom map 'Skyblock Survival'.
Additional Info: Features 'Sima' from Mellifluousness's lovely fic "Ears To Hear Us" as a cameo character. I may or may not write a prequel to this story, about Joseph and Travis's adventures before awaking on Skyblock. What do you guys think? Let me know.
The Dovah Games
Category: Elder Scrolls series
Summary: The Dovahkiin was never discovered. Alduin World-Eater has taken all Tamriel, and each year, two young men and women from each Province are forced to compete in a brutal and bloody fight to the death. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Additional Info: On hiatus until my Muse ever gets around to working on it again (What do you say, Muse? Lemme know). Although, an anonymous reviewer under the alias 'DW' managed to figure out the major plot twist just by reading the first (and currently only) chapter. So kudos to him/her.
Upcoming Fics I may or may not write:
Return to the Spirit Realm
Category: Spirited Away
Summary: Chihiro Ogino is sixteen years old, and has just finished her second year of High School. Her best friend Natsumi doesn't believe the stories she tells of the Spirit World - at least, until she herself is Spirited Away. Chihiro must brave the Realm of the Spirits once again to rescue her friend, but not without the help of some friends both old and new.
Elder Scrolls: Apocalypse
Category: Elder Scrolls series
Summary: 4E, year 203. Two years after Alduin's defeat, darkness returns to Tamriel. Strange creatures terrorize the land, killing anyone in their path. Even worse: Could Alduin World-Eater have returned? Will the Dovahkiin be able to bring peace to Skyrim, or will evil prevail?
My Life As A Trainer (Working Title)
Summary: Response fic to the challenge set by Perfect Oblivion (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2796505/perfect_oblivion)
The Coming Darkness
Category: Legend of Zelda
Summary: It's been two years since the Hero of Twilight defeated the Usurper King Zant and the Dark Lord Ganondorf. Two years since the Twilight Princess, Midna, shattered the Mirror of Twilight, the only known gateway between the two realms. But with the return of the Triforce of Power, could darkness once more envelope Hyrule? Or can the Hero of Light bring peace to two realms?
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