Simahoyo
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since: 12-30-11, id: 3579855, Profile Updated: 01-12-13
country: USA
Author has written 29 stories for Rizzoli & Isles, Crossing Jordan, and Xena: Warrior Princess.

I was a Xena Fanfic writer. When that show ended, I thought I was done. But then along came Rizzoli and Isles. You know the rest. I like to mix things up. You will find Rizzles, not Rizzles, Isles family sagas, stuff about Frankie, and crossovers, mostly Crossing Jordan, or some UberXena official characters. I do funny, and super serious. Some are in between. I occasionally try out new characters I intend for other uses later.

If you wonder why so many mentions of Native American Culture. Write what you know--right? I try to avoid really unfamiliar cultures, so the Plains Indians are out completely. I leave them to real experts. I do politics and activism IRL--you will discover some of that in my stories. I also write about US regions I have lived in. The Canadian border, the South, and Northwest for example. I'm afraid I have to research Boston like mad. I have never been there in my life. Some of my early stuff is pretty roughly written, as it took some time to knock the rust off my writing.

At any rate, have fun with my stories--I hope you enjoy them.

I have just added a category of fanfiction. I think it is new. I call it Genfic. It is stories about the ancestors of our favorite characters. This first Genfic is Halstead Street, the story of Jane and Maura's great-grandmothers. Or great-great, my mother was the genealogist. It is long, and covers their lives in the Chicago of 1889-1906 or so. The characters are all mine, except the real historical characters, and the modern descendents in the last chapter. So meet the family way back, and get a peek at Jane Addams, and Mother Jones, among others.

My sense of humor is not mainstream. I also very much like Constance Isles. I also like Angela, but I just can't seem to capture her in stories. If any writers need help withsome of the areas I know about, please feel free to write and ask.


1. Letters to the BPD reviews
The bombing has made life hell at the BPD, when a packet of letters arrives. Is Earl involved? Dedicated to those killed and injured in Boston and Oklahoma City.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-13 - J. Rizzoli
2. Halsted Street » reviews
We know the parents of Maura Isles and Jane Rizzoli–but what about four generations back? Who were they? How did the name, "Jane" show up in such an Italian family tree? And what was Maura's family like 4 generations back? So many questions, and it all starts with...
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-8-13 - Published: 8-24-12
3. Meeting Maura » reviews
A young couple suffers a series of misscarriages and is waiting to adopt when they get an unusal offer.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-19-13 - Published: 2-16-13 - C. Isles & P. Doyle
4. Dinner with Dad reviews
Maura is feeling the Blues on a grey January day when she gets a call from her Dad.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-13 - Complete
5. That Gut Feeling » reviews
Jane had digestive problems. Maura's constant lecturing about Jane's eating habits could be right. Or is this more serious?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-22-12 - Published: 11-19-12 - J. Rizzoli & B. Frost
6. It's Always Something » reviews
Maura is sometimes embarrassed by her family–aren't we all? But does her mother have to work at it quite so hard?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-12 - C. Isles & M. Isles
7. Morgue Days reviews
How does everyone in the morgue react when they find out Maura has been injured, and could lose her leg? How will they keep Pike away? AN: I have been tracking those who work in the morgue, and I think I have everyone. Phil is an added character, and Sarah is my own character. Useful for writers needing morgue worker names. And the real reason I wrote this, actually.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-12 - M. Isles
8. Motherhood Isn't for Sissies » reviews
Maura has been shot and Constance only finds out by accident. Who has been keeping things from her? How is Maura going to be? How is Jane going to react?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-12-12 - Published: 8-9-12 - C. Isles & J. Rizzoli
9. Frankie's Adventure » reviews
Frankie meets another woman, but there are hints that this could be another Riley situation. Or maybe this one is a keeper. He is drawn to her, but is it like a moth to a flame? Activists, this one's for us. Frankie and O/C.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-1-12 - Published: 7-26-12 - Frankie R.
10. What is Love, Anyway? » reviews
Everyone is worried about Maura, but Jane decides to do something, even though she can't leave the stakeout she is on. Features Constance Isles, Maura and Angela Rizzoli. Chapter 4 is Rizziles and rated T for Jane's swearing.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 7-7-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli - Complete
11. Nicknames reviews
We all know that Jane has a habit of giving everyone and anyone nicknames. We know the Sperm donor, Helicopter mom, and Googlemouth. Dennis seems to be made for nicknames. Jane just can't seem to help herself.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-12 - J. Rizzoli & Gabriel D. - Complete
12. Hell » reviews
After "Burning Down the House". Maura's hell week continues . Technically a crossover. I made Jordan Cavanaugh Maura's boss. CJ Fans- based on a Rizzoli and Isles episode. Jordan has matured and is the Chief Coroner in Boston. Maura Isles is chief M
Crossover - Crossing Jordan & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-9-12 - Published: 4-29-12 - Jordan C. & M. Isles
13. Fieldtrip » reviews
Maura gets invited along on a field trip to some Adena archeology sites with Sarah and Granny Harjo. How well does she mix with this odd pair of Native American women?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 4-10-12 - M. Isles
14. Boarding School Survivors reviews
Mara's assistant enlists her to help her grandmother open up about her Indian boarding school abuse Maura uncovers some old emotions she thought she had buried.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 3-21-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli - Complete
15. Conscience reviews
Can Maura resist a really scrumptious man, even if she knows everyone will hate her if she gives in? How strong is her conscience anyway? One shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli - Complete
16. Bobby » reviews
Bobby Marino has just transferred to the BPD from Seattle. The other cops don't know he was fired, and why. We all know he's a jerk, so be prepared. This story is in part based on a true story, and it is dark.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-14-12 - Published: 3-2-12 - Frankie R.
17. Oh Canada reviews
Maura's father has hired a news commentator, and he wants to have Constance, Maura and Jane listen to his first show–only to hear an anti-Canadian rant. Can Jane save him from his own homegrown Bloc Québécois?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles
18. Uber Love »
This is a sequel to Full Circle, a Xena Fanfiction. Please read it first. Cross over with UberXena characters and Rizzoli and Isles. The Rizzoli and Isles parents are in trouble because their daughters died too soon. Can four Goddesses fix this?
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,696 - Updated: 2-15-12 - Published: 2-13-12 - Angela R.
19. Full Circle » reviews
Xena and Gabrielle have passed on or have they? You never know in the Xenaverse. Who are/were they? Is Aphrodite involved?
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-12 - Xena & Gabrielle
20. Mother Daughter Discussion » reviews
Maura and her mother have survived so many bumps in life. Now that they have declared peace, and Constance is recovering from the hit and run driver, there are other things they need to discuss. Light mention of Rizzisles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-7-12 - Published: 2-6-12 - M. Isles
21. Peachy reviews
Jane wakes up to discover she is in bed with Maura, and her clothes are on the floor. She can't remember last night. Obviously Rizziles. Title is an oblique reference to a certain Aussie Movie. If you have food allergies, this will be extra fun for you.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete
22. Pinning Down the Boss reviews
Suffolk County Chief Coroner Jordan Cavenaugh has heard that there is something interesting in Dr. Maura Isles' desk, so she drops by for a look.
Crossover - Crossing Jordan & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-12 - Jordan C. & M. Isles
23. Janice and the Intern reviews
Janice Covington is 84, and stuck in the Boston Medical Center when she meets a young intern-Maura Isles.
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-12 - M. Isles - Complete
24. Competition reviews
Which one did the dumbest thing when a teenager, Jane, Maura or Angela. Starts fun, gets very serious.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete
25. Frankie's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Day
Frankie's day started with a dead car and went downhill from there. This is a Rizzisles story. Frankie is just an innocent by-stander.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Published: 1-17-12 - Frankie R. & M. Isles
26. Dead to Dead » reviews
Caution, this is one dark story. I borrowed Anne Fortier from my favorite Canadian TV show of all time, Fortier, but this is years later. Jane & Maura follow Anne as she descends into mental illness, their attempt to help may turn into a descent to hell.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 1-16-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles
27. Kiss Me, I'm Italian? reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day. People wear green, but what is Rissoli doing with the tacky button on? Rissiles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-8-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles
28. Waiting for IA »
Jane and Maura are bored, so Angela decides what they need is a few days volunteer work at a free clinic. Guest appearances from Jordan Cavenaugh and Anne Fortier. Some bad language.
Crossover - Crossing Jordan & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,547 - Published: 1-8-12 - Jordan C. & M. Isles - Complete
29. Message From the Past » reviews
Jane's fascination for historical sites invades her dreams.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete