Name: Just call me Byaku. Byakusharinnegan takes a lot longer to type. Believe it.

Age: Older than -1000000000 and younger than 10000000000. Enough said.

Height: I forgot.

Gender: Female.

Address: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy.

My likes: Naruto, milk chocolate, Sakura x Sasuke, Naruto x Hinata, Danzo dieing over and over again in a torturous way...More torturing of Danzo...Itachi is awesome, the death of Orochimaru- oh wait he's already dead...but he's back to life now...Akatsuki is awesome...

My dislikes: Orochimaru (Orochimaru = weird gay snake physco), Tobi (unless he's all happy mode), Danzo...the village elders...the person who killed Neji, the person who killed the Akatsuki...THE FACT THAT ROAD-TO-NINJA-MOVIE-NEJI IS A PERVERT...pairing Itachi and Sakura together (sorry, ItaSaku lovers, but I just hate that pairing.)

Status: Sasuke is no longer a complete and utter jerk. He is now...just a jerk. He has made the right decision in choosing to help Naruto.

Update: For those of you following Three Year Legacy, I apologize for the wait...I'll give you all cookies!

When I am reading fanfiction on a phone, and I'm not signed in, I tend to leave guest reviews with "Byakusharinnegan" as the name. I will also "sign" the review with "Byaku".

1. I am random. Very random. Random up the point where I will start with ninjas and end with the color teal.

2. D.E.I.D.A.R.A. - Dangerous Explosive Idiot Detonating Awesome Real Art.

3. OC's are perfectly fine.

4. Danzo should die. And come back to life and die again. And come back to life and die again. And-I think you get the point.

5. Seeing Sasuke make funny faces greatly amuses me.

6. My favorite words include llama, gummy, marshmallow, curlique, irony, melancholy, rainbow, silver, unicorn, murmur...

7. Itachi. Is. More. Awesome. Than. Orochimaru. Period.

8. One of my biggest enemies is the Rubix Cube. I can't solve those damn things!

9. For some bizarre reason, I enjoy creating awkward situations for the living statues of the manga/anime world (Examples: Itachi, Neji, Byakuya, Toushiro...) but I hate reading romances of them, even if the romances have awkward situations...

10. For another bizarre reason, I enjoy reading funny fics that involves two members of the same family (not necessarily biologically), and that one of them is a living statue (Example: Rukia and Byakuya, Itachi and Sasuke).

11. I am currently in hiding since the Akatsuki and Kuchiki Byakuya and maybe the rest of Soul Society are after me...fortunately, I am armed with a giant hammer, even though iluvninjas insists I use pepper spray.

12. When I type up chapters for stories, I type in on fanfiction. Not Word. Mainly because I usually type on an iPad. But then again, the iPad has annoying correction things. Like when it, for some reason, changed "Kisame" to "Kiss me". Not helpful.

13. DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT, ever ask me to write about a pairing or write a romance story. Because I absolutely suck at them. Can I write about crackish humor? Yes. Can I write about nightmarish horror? To a certain degree. Can I write about the ups and downs of relationships? Hell no. I can do glomps and hugs and awkwards situations, but anything beyond holding hands will turn very cheesy and sappy. And that leads to me being depressed because I don't want a cheesy and sappy story.

14. If you have logged in and reviewed one of my stories, chances are that I have gone to your profile and read everything.

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List your 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order and answer the following questions:

1) Uchiha Itachi

2) Sasori

3) Tenten

4) Uzumaki Kushina

5) Konan

6) Uzumaki Naruto

7) Deidara

8) Yuuhi Kurenai

9) Namikaze Minato

10) Nara Shikamaru

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Itachi. I'd probably freak out and throw a pillow at him before realizing who he is. Then I'd ask him, "Why the heck are you here?"

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Tenten. Well, she's a girl, so it wouldn't be that awkward...but I'd ask her what she was doing.

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Kushina marrying Minato? I'd say congrats...I mean, that's a canon couple, isn't it?

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Konan. Well, I'd thank her...and I guess I'd eat it...

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

I'd probably poke Naruto repeatedly before buying him ramen.

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Deidara. Part of my family. *falls over in shock*

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'm pretty sure Kurenai can take care of herself.

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I don't care if he's the Fourth Hokage, I'm punching him.

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Shikamaru would be sleeping most of the time, so no harm there.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kill the serial killers because they could be after him or Sasuke too. Then Itachi would find some way to hide the bodies.

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Sasori would probably end up half helping me to get to the hospital since I made him.

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Tenten would give me shiny pointy weapons.

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Kushina would save me out of the goodness of her heart.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Hopefully Konan will join me in doing that something?

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

Itachi would have no reaction to me marrying Shikamaru, I would be looking for the person who made me do it. Shikamaru is for Temari!

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Deidara would blow up the person who dumped me for his art. Not my sake.

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Minato. Er...he cheers me on?

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Shikamaru would just fall asleep and ignore me.

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Er...Itachi's just awesome that way.

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Sasori tells me about his deeply hidden love for Minato. I'd say, "Dude. That's just freaky."

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

I'm a girl, so I wouldn't be dating Tenten...but if we were friends, then I think we'd get along...

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

The fact that Kushina loves Minato makes perfect sense.

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Konan will only kiss Naruto in fanfiction.

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

How the heck is Naruto a player? If it's true, it's beat up that person time!

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

If Deidara's looking at me, he's probably wondering when he'll blow me up.

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Kurenai, Asuma loves you.

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Minato? Really? I'd pretend I never got that email to avoid death by Kushina.

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Shikamaru kissing Itachi...I'd scream and faint.

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Tenten and Kushina. I'd think, "Does planning sadistic pranks for the male population of Konoha really take that long?"

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Itachi and Naruto? Hell no.

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Sasori trusting Konan? Probably if they're in the Akatsuki...I guess...

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Kushina is bored and pokes Shikamaru. Shikamaru ignores the poke.

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Konan and Itachi are forced to go back to school together. They'd probably resist enough up to the point where not going to school seems the less destructive option.

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Tenten and Naruto cooking dinner? Naruto would probably insist on ramen until Tenten gives up, so there'd be ramen. Lots and lots of ramen.

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Deidara and Minato applying for a job...McDonalds would be funny.

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Kurenai giving Konan a haircut...Well, can't Konan alter her appearance? And she's made of paper, and scissors beat paper...

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Naruto's perfect girlfriend would be Hinata. Naruto should be happy.

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Minato and Shikamaru blushing while they talk would probably be about that time where Shikamaru threw a shougi board at Minato after Minato refused to play shougi seriously with him.

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Shikamaru would not react to Itachi kicking him other than a "Stop. I'm trying to watch the clouds." Or he'd freak out since Itachi's an S-class missing nin and all...

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

I don't think Sasori has a girlfriend or boyfriend...

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Konan and Naruto's workout: A.K.A. Trying to kill each other.

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Why wouldn't I invite Naruto?

43) 7 won the lottery.

Are you sure Deidara winning the lottery is safe for the world?

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Kurenai has a crush on Asuma!

45) 9 became a singer.

Minato becoming a singer is rather amusing to think about.

46) 10 got a daughter.

Shikamaru getting a daughter equals "Troublesome child."

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Itachi thinks that Sasori is a dangerous criminal and is a member of Akatsuki and all that statistical stuff.

48) How would 3 greet 4?

"Hi, Tenten!"

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Kushina envies that Konan can create weapons out of paper.

50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

Konan would dream that Naruto sacrificed himself for peace.

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Naruto and Deidara are both blond, are boys, and have fought with both Uchihas? And can look like girls at some point?

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Deidara failed to blow up Kurenai.

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Kurenai would meet Minato in death maybe?

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Minato would never dare tell Shikamaru about Naruto's tenant.

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Shikamaru is scared of Itachi because Itachi had the Mangekyou Sharingan.

Write down your 10 favourite Hetalia characters in no particular order then answer the questions!

1. England
2. America
3. Russia
4. Iceland
5. Japan
6. Switzerland
7. China
8. Canada
9. Norway
10. Spain

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I don't bloody care if England has a good reason, I have a math test and I. NEED. MY. SLEEP.

2 asked you to go out with him?

...No comment. I would rather tell America to ask England about his pirating days.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I am not becoming one with Mother Russia. Plus, I would squirt shampoo into his eyes.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Has Norway's "Call me Onii-chan" thing finally made Iceland crazy?!

5 cooked you dinner?

Yay!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

China's part of my family! AWESOME! I'm Chinese.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Poke. Poke. Switzerland don't shoot me please. Poke. Poke.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Don't worry Canada! I'll make sure no one occupies your room!

9 made fun of your friends?

I will throw pie into Norway's face.

10 ignored you all the time?

There's something in this world called Italy Romano.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

AHHH ENGLAND SAVE MEEEEE!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

America freaks out...hopefully brings me to hospital...maybe.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Russia: Why don't you become one with Mother Russia? I give you good deal since it's your birthday!

Me: O.Olll Um...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Iceland will come with a ton of fire extinguishers?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

I hope Japan will do it with me. But he'll probably pretend he doesn't know me. Or try to stop me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I am not marrying Spain. And as for Switz...let's not think of that.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

China makes yummy food.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Canada: Er...calm down, calm down...*laughes nervously*

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Norway: *Stare. Stare. Stare*

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Spain: Fusososo! (3

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

...Excuse me? Did I hear you right?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

America...loves Norway...OK, that's messed up. I don't think they even know each other.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Me: Hi, this is Russia.

Russia: *smiles in creepy way*

Parents: ...

...Yeah, that won't work out.

4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Brotherly love...Iceland and Norway...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Japan and Switz? Um...well, there was that "Yo ho ho" incident...

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Punches Switzerland*

Or...

Send Austria over*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Please don't make fun of my hair, please don't make fun of my hair, I didn't want to cut it, I just wanted to trim it...

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Canada, it's ok, it's ok...*pat pat*

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

BAGEl! YUM!

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Depends...England's music...

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

America's not supposed to go emo. CANADA HURRY! CHEER HIM UP!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Um...Spain'll stay until Romano calls him back?

3 told 6 he started his period. His reaction?

I did not want to see Russia telling Switz about a period.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Why?

Why would Norway go out with China...?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

How did Japan get drunk...

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Switzerland cussing America out in German doesn't seem that hard to imagine...Russia watching from behind a bush *shudders*

7 got high.

China is screaming "AIYAA!!" all over the place and hugging Japan...

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Norway hits England on the head.

3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

No. Drugs. Now. *pulls drugs away and throws them far, far away*

4 kissed 8, what's your reaction?

Iceland and Canada...O.Olll

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

One, I don't have a boyfriend, Two, I don't think Switzerland would do so.

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him?

OH SOUTH KOREA! DID YOU KIDNAP CHINA?

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring?

Social Skills...?

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

The bloody hell...

10 hates you. Why?

Geez! Spain! I told you! I did NOT push Romano off a cliff!

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

I don't want to read a Japan/Spain fic.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Well. There was this really funny one where Norway kept stalking Iceland to get him to call him "Big Brother"...

Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?

China and America do not...although I have seen that before.

4/8 or 4/9?

Iceland and Canada or Iceland and Norway. I'd go with Norway...

What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

ROMANOOOOO!!!!!!

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Um...five hours ago?

"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 is heartbroken, has a one-night stand with 8, and a brief, unhappy affair with 10, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?

England and Norway are in a happy relationship until Norway runs off with Iceland. England is heartbroken, has a one-night stand with Canada, and a brief, unhappy affair with Spain, then follows the advice of Japan and finds true love with America.

Title: My Brain On Crack

How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?

I will stop watching Hetalia at the sight of a China/Canada canon. Just like how I will stop watching Naruto if Naruto and Sakura end up together. Which will probably happen. *bangs head on desk*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

I will pretend I never got Norway's email. Then I will hack into it and have the e-mail get sent to Iceland instead.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

MY EYEEEEES!!!!!!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Um...I think America trusting Japan is no problem, rather it's Japan trusting America...

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Spain: FUSOSOSO! I will cheer you up from boredom!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

"Let's choose a class that helps us deal with America."

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Switzerland and Russia? Um...something cheap?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

China and Norway...Pfff...McDonalds...pfff...AHAHA!!!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that ok?

I'm sorry, I did not want to see Canada giving Japan a haircut, seeing as Japan doesn't know Canada exists...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about?

Spain: Romano is so cute!

Norway: Does he call you onii-chan?

Spain: Well, sometimes...

Norway: Lucky bastard.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

England: I'm sorry, Spain.

Spain: AH! ARE YOU HERE TO DESTROY MY ARMADA AGAIN?! I AM PREPARED THIS TIME, THOUGH!

England: ...Eh?

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen?

America sends a message to his BF/GF and Norway gets it.

Awkward...

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Yo ho ho, tra la la!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

I wouldn't invite Switzerland...?

7 won the lottery?

CHINA WON THE LOTTERY! *APPLAUSE*

8 had quite a big secret?

Canada: I have no idea why my bear's name is Kumahiro...

Kumajiro: That's not my name.

What would 1 think of 2?

Where did I go wrong? America was such a good child when he was young...

How would 3 greet 4?

Why, hello Iceland...kolkolkol...

What would 4 envy about 5?

Iceland: Why does your big brother not have you call him big brother?

Japan: ...Excuse me?

Iceland: You know, China.

Japan: China's not my big brother...

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Yo ho ho, tra la la!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Let's see...Switzerland and China...um...they wear green...? And...uh...they have the color red on their flag?

What would make 7 be angry at 8?

China: LOOK AT YOUR BROTHER ARU! HE DESTROYED MY KITCHEN, ARU!

Canada: I'm sorry, I'll scold him...

China: *is slightly calmed down* No need, aru. I went and knocked him out with my wok. I think he has brain damage now, though, aru.

Canada: I think he had that already...

What would 9 never dare tell 10?

Romano hates you.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

England destroyed Spain's armada...

How do you feel right now.

I have to get a good score on my math test...otherwise I'm screwed for this year...

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Ok...I can get Iceland inviting Canada...but Russia?!

2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction?

America...and China...are making out...when Spain walks in...

Spain: O.O Um...

China and America: ...

Me: Why is this happening in the first place...?

3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Why...is Canada jealous...if Russia falls in love with Switzerland...?

...Wait. *thinks*

Switzerland: *loads gun*

Russia: Just become one with Mother Russia! J

Switzerland: *aims gun*

Canada: Guys, guys, just calm do-

Switzerland's gun goes off, hitting the light bulb*

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7?

Iceland jumps me in a dark alleyway. 2 (America) will rescue me, since he's the hero and all.

3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?

So. Russia can marry either Canada, Norway, or Iceland.

Belarus: I WILL KILL YOU ALL! (On a completely random note, is that Artur guy from Big Nate from Belarus?)

Norway, Iceland, and Canada: *runs away*

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

China kidnaps America and demands something from Japan for America's release.

He wants a Hello Kitty.

...I should write a fanfiction on that.

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?

Guys. It's Russia. R-U-S-S-I-A. I'm not worried about Russia. I'm worried about everyone.

Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react?

Why do you keep pairing America with China? And, well, Canada's fine since he isn't noticed that much.

But getting back to my question. Why is America continuously paired with China in this?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9. No. Switzerland's not exactly scared of China...wait, didn't you have me list similarities about them somewhere up there?

9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

WHY DO YOU KEEP PAIRING AMERICA AND CHINA TOGETHER?! I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION!

9 murders 2's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back?

Let's see..America's best friend...I'll just put England.

Hm...America murders Iceland. Done.

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?

Switzerland and England aren't mortals. So, they are not in that much danger. Your question is invalid.

8 and 3 go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Don't worry. Canada and Russia can find food.

Would 3 and 7 get together?

OH, NOW YOU'RE PAIRING RUSSIA AND CHINA TOGETHER.

Well, I hope not. Can't write or understand romance to save my life...or anyone else's.

10 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does 8 succeed?

Spain: Alright, Canada! Steal France's favorite wine glass!

Canada: ...

Later that night...

France: AUGH! WHERE'S MY WINE GLASS? DID ANGLETERRE STEAL IT?! *goes to England*

England: ...I drink tea, you bloody frog.

France: You could have stolen it.

England: *slams door in face*

What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Japan...arrested...?

...Challenge failed.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Safer with China (sorry, Canada) since he has a wok.

Make up a summary for a 3 and 10 fanfic.

AND NOW YOU WANT SOMETHING ABOUT RUSSIA AND SPAIN?!

...And no, I can't think of one.