Cheerfully Cynical
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since: 01-03-12, id: 3591710, Profile Updated: 01-09-13
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Love Never Dies, and Avengers.

Name: Tori

About Me:

I am a 15 year old girl who lives in NJ. The most important thing to know about me is that I don't care what you look like, I only care about how you treat people. I don't have a lot of friends but the ones that I do are the kindest people I know and I trust them with my life. I also okay in school, somewhat. I hate it but I get good grades. I am not a girly girl! I can't stand makeup and nail polish on normal days.

I am also AMAZING with technology, and I don't mean that in a arrogant Tony Stark way. My dad is a Network and Computer Systems Admin so I guess I got that from him. I LOVE working with technology and keeping up to date with it!

I'm not very confident in anything I do. If someone where to write a mean review about something I wrote or made, I would probably give up and not write for a few weeks. I don't know why I'm like that but I am trying to fix it.

I think my twin sister Ally is crazy, but I am too.

I don't watch TV... Well, only one show: Fringe. I think it's one of the only shows that has a plotline.

I love music! It describes my life and can fit my perfectly. I can't stand rap for some unknown reason and can stand country but it's not my favorite. The rest is free territory. It ranges from rock to classical!

Books I've read: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, I am Number Four, Percy Jackson, the Red Pyramid, the Hunger Games, Witch and Wizard, the Darkest Powers, The Gift, The Last Olympian, Beautiful Creatures, Inheritance Cycle, The Story of Nicholas Flamel, The Mortal Instruments, The Phantom (Kay), The Phantom of the Opera (Gaston Leroux) and millions of others.

Favorite Music: I listen to TONS of music! My favorite bands are: Red, Papa Roach, Counting Crows, Paramore, Nickelback, Evanescience, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Flyleaf, Shinedown, The Used, Green Day, Linkin Park, 10 Years, 30 Seconds to Mars, 3 Doors Down, Starkid, Paint, The Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, Les Miserables and some pop songs! If you have any bands or musicals you think I will like, PM me! Please, I love finding new bands!

The Phantom of the Opera: Ramin Karimloo. Best Phantom in my opinion! I also believe that Christine should have gone with Erik... just saying.

Les Miserables: 25th anniversary equals amazing. I just wish Nick Jones wasn't in it. Though he is good, he was no match for the amazing voices of Broadway singers. (Ramin, for example. MAN, I LOVE this guy!) They just over power him. The movie was also good. I believe that acting and singing should go hand and hand. While the acting was fantastic, (Anna Halfaway and Hugh Jackman equals WOW! I half expected Wolverine to sprout claws and kill the French!) They can't really sing. I did REALLY enjoy it though! Amazing work!

Superheros: I LOVE the Avengers and ANY superhero but Tony Stark is my favorite. Gotta love sarcasm! I'm ashamed that I haven't read any comics but I seen ALL the movies! X-men: First Class was very good but the other were just... mah. The Avengers MADE MY YEAR! Perfectly well done! Iron Man 1 was awesome and Iron man 2 was, again, mah. The Hulk was pretty dang good! I love seeing 'the man behind the monster.' Spider-man was also well done. The remake was okay. Captain America equals LOVE! Batman was also very good. It had it's ups and downs. And Fantastic Four was good but the second one was just... no.

Did I get them all? :D

Some of my favorite quotes:

{Harry Potter}

Harry Potter: We have to go there, now.
Hermione Granger: What? We can't do that! We've got to plan! We've got to figure it out...
Harry Potter: Hermione! When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!

Remus Lupin: It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Who said that?
Remus Lupin: Me. -- He so rocks! I love his face when he says it. Smart, yet scared out of his mind. Then I love kingsley's look- really, you said that? Lol, AWESOME MOMENT! I cried when i read and watched lupin and tonks die.

Neville Longbottom: [to the Snatchers] Ya, you and whose army-- I love the snatchers face- um? The army behind me. There is still a army behind me, right? Oh, yep still there.- gives a evil glare at Neville._ oh, come on. you know that is what the snatcher is thinking. (not that they think much.)

Neville Longbottom: [discussing a battle strategy] Are you really giving us permission to do this?
Minerva McGonagall: Yes, Longbottom.
Neville Longbottom: Blow it up? Boom?
Minerva McGonagall: BOOM! -- if you didn't laugh, you are not human.

Minerva McGonagall: I've always wanted to use that spell. -- LOL!

Gregory Goyle: [aiming at Hermione] Avada Kedavra!
Ron Weasley: [chasing them off] Aaarrrgh! That's my girlfriend you numpty! -- finally, they're together.

Harry Potter: Ginny! Neville! Are you all right?
Neville Longbottom: Never better! I feel like I could spit fire! You haven't seen Luna have you?
Harry Potter: Luna?
Neville Longbottom: I'm mad for her. I think it's about time I told her, since we'll probably both be dead by dawn!
[Neville runs up the staircase; Harry and Ginny look at each other for a moment, then kiss]
Ginny Weasley: [whispering to Harry] I know. -- i never thought about Neville and Luna. now that i did, i think they are perfect for each other!

{Alex Rider}

"You must have been going very fast"
"I was, until I hit the fence"

Alex: I didn't set fire to the building.
Ash: No, but you did pull it into the river.
Alex: That put the fire out!

Mrs Jones: "The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed."
Alex: "I'd have been disappointed too." Alex Rider

{The Mortal Instruments}

“I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
"A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus.”

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”

“Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?” -- God, I love Jace!

“I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.” (Jace)

“Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.” - Does anyone else out there do that now?

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.
Alec had his arms around Magnus and was kissing him full on the mouth. Magnus, who appeared to be in a state of shock, stood frozen. Several groups of people - Shadowhunters and Downworlders alike - were staring and whispering. Glancing to the side, Simon saw the Lightwoods, their eyes widen, gaping at the display. Maryse had her hand over her mouth.
Maia looked perplexed. "Wait a second," she said. "Do we all have to do that, too?”(Maia asking how to do the binding) Mortal Instruments! BEST ONE YET!

{The Avengers/X-Men/ Iron Man/ Captain America/ The Hulk/ You get the point...}

Tony Stark: [to Thor] No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.

Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

Thor: You people are so petty... and tiny.

Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, I think now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
[Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan]

Steve Rogers: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Tony Stark: Give yourself some credit, please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself... twelve percent of the credit.
Pepper Potts: Twelve percent?
Tony Stark: An argument can be made for fifteen.
Pepper Potts: Twelve percent for my baby?
Tony Stark: Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things. And sorry, but the security snafu? That was on you.
Pepper Potts: Oooooh.
Tony Stark: My private elevator...
Pepper Potts: You mean OUR elevator?
Tony Stark: ...was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later, aren't I?
Pepper Potts: Not gonna be that subtle.
Tony Stark: I'll tell you what. Next building's gonna say 'Potts' on the tower.
Pepper Potts: On the lease.
Tony Stark: ...Call your mom, can you bunk over?

...Later...

Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.

Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mighiest Heroes" type thing.
Loki: Yes, I've met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they'll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off...
Tony Stark: You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!

Agent Phil Coulson: [Over telephone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

Tony Stark: [to Bruce Banner] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
Tony Stark: Last night.

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Steve Rogers: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
Tony Stark: I think I would just cut the wire.
Steve Rogers: Always a way out... You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
Tony Stark: A hero? Like you?... You're a lab rat, Rogers. Everything that you are came out of a bottle!
Steve Rogers: Put on the suit. Let's have it out.

Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
Tony Stark: Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.

Tony Stark: [regaining consciousness] What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Steve Rogers: We won.
Tony Stark: All right, hey! All right good job guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow; let's just take a day.

Natasha Romanoff: [watching the aliens come toward them] This is just like Budapest all over again.
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

Loki: How will your friends have time for me, when they'll be too busy fighting you?
[taps Stark with his scepter... nothing happens]
Loki: [tries again, with no success] This usually works...
Tony Stark: Performance issues?

Tony Stark: Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did.

Tony Stark: Yeah. That's just a preview, this will be opening night. Loki's a full-tilt diva. He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument built in the skies with his name plastered...
[pause]
Tony Stark: Son of a bitch!

Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I shall not be bullied by...
[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]
The Hulk: [leaving] Puny god.
[Loki groans weakly from his crater in the floor]

Tony Stark: Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you.
[he and the Leviathan break out of a building and speed away toward the rest of the Avengers]
Natasha Romanoff: I, I don't see how that's a party...

Tony Stark: [to Loki] Over here, "Reindeer Games".

Pilot: Target acquired.
[Fires guns at Hulk]
Pilot: Target engaged.
[as Hulk leaps toward airplane]
Pilot: TARGET ANGRY!

Tony Stark: [to Captain America] In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?

Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go f*ck yourself. -- Could you imagine what would happen if he actually listened?

Hank McCoy: Am I still a bozo?
Alex Summers: Yes, Hank, you're still a bozo. But nice job.

Dr. Moira MacTaggert: Who destroyed the statue?
Hank McCoy: It was Alex.

Steve Rogers: [showing his shield to Peggy] What do you think?
[Peggy unloads her gun into the shield]
Peggy Carter: [sweetly] Yes. I think it works.

Timothy 'Dum Dum' Dugan: Wait. You know what you're doing?
Steve Rogers: Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.

Peggy Carter: Wait!
[she kisses Steve]
Peggy Carter: Go get him.
[surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]
Col. Chester Phillips: I'm not kissing you.

Howard Stark: Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend. Steve Rogers: I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.

Steve Rogers: There's not gonna be a safe landing, but I can try and force it down.
Peggy Carter: I'll-I'll get Howard on the line. He'll know what to do.
Steve Rogers: There's not enough time. This thing's moving too fast and it's heading for New York. I gotta put her in the water.
Peggy Carter: Please don't do this. W-we have time. We can work it out.
Steve Rogers: Right now I'm in the middle of nowhere. If I wait any longer a lot of people are gonna die. Peggy, this is my choice.
Steve Rogers: [turns the plane toward earth] Peggy...
Peggy Carter: I'm here.
Steve Rogers: I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance.
Peggy Carter: All right. A week next Saturday at The Stork Club.
Steve Rogers: You've got it.
Peggy Carter: Eight o'clock on the dot. Don't you dare be late. Understood?
Steve Rogers: You know, I still don't know how to dance.
Peggy Carter: I'll show you how. Just be there.
Steve Rogers: We'll have the band play something slow.
[the ship Cap is piloting is about to crash onto an icy land in the Arctic]
Steve Rogers: I'd hate to step on your...
[the radio goes to static]
Peggy Carter: Steve? Steve?
[Colonel Phillips is nearby as a tear drops down Peggy's face]
Peggy Carter: Steve?
[Colonel Phillips walks off. Peggy is alone, silently sobbing]

Bruce Banner: [in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Tough Guy Leader: [in Portuguese] What the hell he is talking about?

Betty Ross: [Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.

Bruce Banner: [as he jumps from the helicopter to change into The Hulk and doesn't, he continues to fall] Oh, shit!


Projects I am working on now:

Update: I'm sorry! I'm so evil! I feel so bad! You all deserve better! I feel so bad! I'm trying again now! 1/9/13

Excuse(s):I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON! My High School experience just pushed me over the edge! It was too much! So many new people and friends, a HUGE building, and meeting all the mean people that do exist out of movies! One girl called me a B!tch for no reason what so ever! I asked her if the teacher was there and she just said, "How would I know, B!tch!" Holy crap!


P.S. If you need any good Fan Fictions you came to the right place! I have some of the best fan fictions on my account. All of them are nicely written and are a FANTASTIC read. If you need any fan fictions or books, PM me!


1. Failure » reviews
"Instead of Tony being captured, all of the Avengers are. Tony can leave anytime he wants-the door is right there- but will he?" Tony has a choice; give over his most powerful weapon to the enemy, or let his team-his family-die. Can he do what's right for the world, or will he save his family? There's no way out of this one; no way to cut the wire. It's him alone. No slash Team Fic
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-2-13 - Published: 11-18-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Captain America/Steve R.
2. The Past To Never Be Forgotten reviews
What were Christine and the Phantom thinking when singing Beneath a Moonless Sky. What if their feelings were different? "How could you talk of now, for us? There only may be now." The beauty underneath the lyrics is about to be seen through text.
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-12 - Erik & Christine
3. The Dark Days » reviews
Voldemort won the war. He allowed Lily and James to live but at a horrible cost; He has taken Harry Potter with him. Powerful!Harry James/Lily Hermione/Harry friendship... Chapter Three is now here! Sorry for the shortness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,590 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-6-12 - Published: 4-29-12 - Harry P. & James P.