FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| beata-beatrix |
Author has written 5 stories for Dogma, Utena, and Phantom of the Opera. Wow!I'm finally on fanfiction dot net!My friends have only been waiting for me to to join them for...half their lives.Is anyone even reading this? Dante-sama, you know you're my muse! Every time I think of you, it's Paradisio! John Milton: cough AHEM! Oh yes, Paradise Lost with you, dear! I'm obsessed with Hermann Hesse, Utena, and every possible incarnation of Dracula and Erik. (watches Dracula 2000) Wow, Gerard Butler is awesome in the role of the dark seductive guy who lures the girl with daddy issues to him while torturing the pansy in the background. And he sleeps in a coffin...Wouldn't it be awesome if he played a role just like this..but SANG? (4 years later) YES! ErikMeg, UtenaAnthy,MiyuChisato, GaaraSakura. ALW phans: Click here to read the book. NOTICE: YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN OF ANYTHING IN MOVIE/MUSICAL FORM IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK FIRST! TO BE A GOOD WRITER, YOU MUST ALSO BE A GOOD READER! There is no such thing as a "real pairing" if the author didn't say it was so...LEROUX AND STOKER DIDN'T SAY IT WAS SO! Mary Sue can take her idealistic fluff world and shove it up her perfect little behind. LEFT BEHIND SLASH WRITERS: You CANNOT slash a CHRISTIAN NOVEL! No matter how hot Gordon Currie as Nicolae may be! IT IS WRONG. "The mark of an intelligent mind is the ability to entertain a thought without accepting it."-Aristotle. | |||||||||
1. Erik x WHO? » reviewsChristine has left Erik...and thus begins the phan competition to find him a new pairing! Designed to make fun of ALL the pairings equally...some are more equal than others.Featuring me as Marie Sue! Bring earplugs CHAP 5 UP..EC,EM,ER,EN,EMGiry,EOW,EOC..Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 10-30-05 - Published: 10-2-052. No Sex in Erik's Creepy Lair O'Music reviewsChris Rock does Phantom! The authoress gives the graduating class of 1899 one small piece of advice...Set to the tune of No Sex in the Champagne Room by Chris Rock.Oneshot songphic.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-15-053. The Quest for the Holy Sake Cup » reviewsUtena and the gang are given a heroic and sacred quest. God knows why.... As you may have guessed, this is a parody of Monty Python's Holy Grail. YES CHAPTER 4 IS UP!Utena - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 1-5-044. Silly Songs with Azrael reviewsOh Santa! from Silly Songs with Larry becomes much more interesting when I rearrange the letters in "santa"...And have Azrael sing.Dogma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-035. The Dance of the Angel reviewsSilly Songs with Larry gets a make over...and Loki speaks Spanish!Dogma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-30-03
