Hazel-Beka
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since: 03-23-03, id: 359630, Profile Updated: 03-21-13
country: UK
Author has written 16 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

09/07/11 - I'm afraid to say there probably aren't going to be any more updates on this account. I've enjoyed writing fanfiction a lot and I'm really grateful to all the wonderful people who've read and reviewed my work (and still are doing! I don't reply to reviews so much anymore, but I do read them all, so if I don't send you a personal response then consider yourself thanked anyway). I'm afraid I've become one of those authors who've become more interested in writing original work, but if I ever return to writing fanfiction, I'll definitely post it here!

Thanks for all the support, guys - especially the few of you who read my work regardless of the pairing or subject matter, just because you liked my writing style. You guys really made me feel encouraged and supported and I'm incredibly grateful to you. You know who you are :)


Fun facts about your friendly neighbourhood writer:

Name: Hazel

Age: Old enough to know better

Nationality: English (Hail Britannia!)

Gender: Female


Hetalia pairings that I ship (and am therefore likely to write at some point):

World/England This is actually my OTP, because I will happily read any pairing that involves England, including threesomes and moresomes and maybe even het! My favourite Nation/England pairings, though, are...

France/England This pairing is actually a part of my head!canon. I suppose that if World/England doesn't really count as an OTP, then this is my real One True Pairing

Russia/England The fact that this pairing is getting more and more love on the kink meme makes me so happy that I could cry

America/England I don't read a lot of these two anymore because a lot of fics about them are all the same, but give me something original and well-written and I still love this pairing so, so much

Prussia/Austria This pairing may have been knocked off its pedestal as my OTP, but I still love it a lot. Expect more of this couple from me!

Germany/Austria I don't understand why this pairing gets so little love, I really don't...

Spain/Romano It's a classic

Germany/Italy So is this

France/Spain/Prussia Any combination of these three - or all of them together! In fact, add England to the mix and you've pretty much just made all my fangirl dreams come true

Pairings that have recently been growing on me: France/Russia, Russia/Belarus, Netherlands/Canada. Got any reccommendations of these couples to corrupt me more?

My not-so-secret love of rarepairs, let me show you it: Turkey/England, Netherlands/England, Cuba/England, Denmark/Japan, Japan/Canada, Russia/Japan


Fanworks for my fics

Including fanart, cosplay and fic building on my fics

Thanks to all the people who drew or wrote something inspired by my fics - I love you guys so much!

I made an LJ post with links to all the fanworks for my fics, including fanart of and a cosplay based on The Duties of an Austrian Maid and the extra scene that an awesome LJ-er wrote for The Fall of Prussia set in the time-skip in my original fic:

http://chibi-spork.livejournal.com/56906.html

If you want to draw/write/etc. anything based on my fics, feel free! Just make sure to send me a link to where you've posted it so that I can bask in its awesomeness My deviantart account name is Femaleking is you want to note me on there to tell me about any art

Translations

The Fall of Prussia (Spanish) by Arima Shiro

Anatomically Correct (German) by Mitosi

Anatomically Correct (Chinese) by mikiaftermiki

The Duties of an Austrian Maid (Russian) by lindemannia

If you'd like to translate any of my fanfictions into another language, that's fine. Please message and ask for permission first though and then send me a link to the place/s where you post it online


Why I love Hetalia: it makes watching TV so much more fun...

SF: How did army medics in the Vietnam war prevent wounded US soldiers from swallowing their own tongues?
AD: They cut the tongue out
SF: No, they were sort of practical and American about it
JB: They gave them a hamburger
-QI

DO: What does BCSR stand for?
AP: Blowjob cements special relationship
-Mock the Week


I just want to write a little thank you here to everyone who reads/favourites/watches/reviews my stories. You guys have no idea how happy it makes me to know that so many people are enjoying my work. I don't reply to all the reviews I get any more because I simply don't have time, but I still enjoy reading them them and they all bring a smile to my face. Besides, you guys should already know that I appreciate you more than any words could express! That goes for my anonymous reviewers as well - there are times when I really want to send you a reply to your review, but I can't, so just know that I love you guys endlessly. I know that I have a long way to go with my writing abilities (despite the praise you guys shower on me, my ego is still under control!) and any critique is appreciated because I want to be able to do the best I can for you guys, and, of course, for myself. So thank you all so much, and if any of you ever want to talk to me outside of reviews, the PM button is up at the top of my bio!


I post on livejournal communities under the name 'chibi_spork' in case you see my work over there and think 'hmm, this sounds familiar'. You can also take a look over there if you want to check out the icons I've made or read the inane crap of the Hetalia memes I sometimes post there


1. Never Mind the Economy, Here's a Motorbike reviews
England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-15-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
2. The Games We Play reviews
Some Bad Touch Trio style teasing escalates into a game played between France and Spain to see who can publically humiliate the other more. Sort of France/Spain. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-13-10 - France & Spain - Complete
3. Accented Spanish and Sugar » reviews
When they first met, England lied to him, and as he grew older, England invaded him, fought with him, stood up for him and slowly fell in love with him. Cuba/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,503 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 9-8-10 - Published: 8-23-10 - Cuba & England/Britain - Complete
4. Anatomically Correct » reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 6-13-10 - Published: 6-7-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
5. The Death of Rome reviews
At the moment of Rome's death, the empire is transformed into a legacy. The death of a nation is never the same as the death of human, and empires can never truly end. Oneshot, blink-and-you-miss-it Rome/Germania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-10-10 - Ancient Rome & Germania - Complete
6. Under the Same Sky reviews
Roderich and Vash find themselves stuck together on a ski lift in the Swiss Alps. Roderich notices how beautiful Switzerland is. Vash doesn't notice that he's every bit as beautiful as his country. Switzerland/Austria-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-27-10 - Switzerland & Austria - Complete
7. To a Summer's Day reviews
Antonio didn't particularly want to meet Feliciano's German friend, but when he discovers just how gorgeous Ludwig is, their love story starts its long and difficult journey through the seasons as Antonio struggles to stay with the man he's fallen for
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-16-10 - Germany & Spain - Complete
8. A Common Language reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 146 - Published: 1-10-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
9. The Duties of an Austrian Maid » reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 386 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - Prussia & Austria - Complete
10. How Prussia Stole Christmas reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 152 - Published: 12-24-09 - Prussia & N. Italy - Complete
11. One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 11-14-09 - Austria - Complete
12. Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-6-09 - England/Britain & Prussia - Complete
13. The Day Prussia Ruled the World reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 10-10-09 - Prussia - Complete
14. The Fall of Prussia reviews
Roderich visits Gilbert the day before Prussia is officially dissolved to try and ease Gilbert's fears about whether he'll still be there in the morning. Sort of Prussia/Austria. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-8-09 - Prussia & Austria - Complete
15. Complaints and Compliments reviews
Prussia decides to tell Austria that he's abnormally attractive and also to explain why this annoys him. Sort of PrussiaxAustria. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 7-30-09 - Prussia & Austria - Complete