| Elf Cakes |
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. I'm a 22 year old apparel merchandising student. My main interests include high end fashion, marketing, and anything that basically relates to the selling and/or wearing of clothes. In short, I spend way too much money on my wardrobe. Total shopaholic. I also enjoy hanging out with friends, being inebriated with said friends, sewing, cooking, music, beadwork, writing (obvi), drawing, sleeping, and chillaxing with my cats. I love learning about history- particularly Japanese and the so-called "Dark Ages" of Europe. I do admit to watching The Hills on occasion, but would rather watch The Real Housewives of Orange County any day of the week. I read marketing books in my spare time. I can't eat any gluten. I have a mild obsession with the actor Daniel Craig, he's quite the hunk of Bondness. I can't really think of anything else to put here, either, so I suppose that's it for now. | |||||||||
1. Transformation » reviewsA typical teenaged girl is in for one heck of a surprise when she turns into a member of one of the most loathed races of Middle-earth. Oh yes, and did I mention the Orc slash?Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 12-8-032. Field Trip reviewsProfessor Snape chaperones the Gryffindor and Slytherin fifth years on a field trip through a eukaryotic cell. A paper written for my biology class.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-28-053. The Tale of the Years » reviewsThis is a fiction inspired by the Appendices in "The Return of the King". It's set during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien and is from Aragorn's POV. Book-verse. :DLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-5-03 - Published: 11-2-03 - Aragorn4. Of Cliches and Mysterious Portals reviewsA short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-18-03 - Complete