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since: 03-23-03, id: 359824, Profile Updated: 12-24-08
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Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

I'm a 22 year old apparel merchandising student. My main interests include high end fashion, marketing, and anything that basically relates to the selling and/or wearing of clothes. In short, I spend way too much money on my wardrobe. Total shopaholic.

I also enjoy hanging out with friends, being inebriated with said friends, sewing, cooking, music, beadwork, writing (obvi), drawing, sleeping, and chillaxing with my cats. I love learning about history- particularly Japanese and the so-called "Dark Ages" of Europe. I do admit to watching The Hills on occasion, but would rather watch The Real Housewives of Orange County any day of the week. I read marketing books in my spare time. I can't eat any gluten. I have a mild obsession with the actor Daniel Craig, he's quite the hunk of Bondness.

I can't really think of anything else to put here, either, so I suppose that's it for now.

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1. Transformation » reviews
A typical teenaged girl is in for one heck of a surprise when she turns into a member of one of the most loathed races of Middle-earth. Oh yes, and did I mention the Orc slash?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 12-8-03
2. Field Trip reviews
Professor Snape chaperones the Gryffindor and Slytherin fifth years on a field trip through a eukaryotic cell. A paper written for my biology class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-28-05
3. The Tale of the Years » reviews
This is a fiction inspired by the Appendices in "The Return of the King". It's set during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien and is from Aragorn's POV. Book-verse. :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-5-03 - Published: 11-2-03 - Aragorn
4. Of Cliches and Mysterious Portals reviews
A short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-18-03 - Complete
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