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| Special Agent Baker |
Author has written 25 stories for NCIS: Los Angeles, and Mentalist. Warning!
Stick around if you LOVE OCs!!!! Plus I'm a MAJOR Mentalist, Stargate and NCIS: Los Angeles Fangirl!!! LOL!! I love places like Los Angelels, California and Australia. I love cats, dogs, tigers, and lions. I enjoy swimming in the ocean and singing. Most of all, I enjoy writing stories and fanfics and love reading a good book. I am a Christian, so none of my stories will have M-rated content. I love to write more than anything and I'm pretty sure I either want to become a singer and actress or a writer. Or all of the above! I can play the guitar and a little bit of piano. Fave TV Shows: The Mentalist, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Stargate SG-1 and Hawaii Five-0. Fave Movies: Iron Man 1,2&3, The Avengers, Thor, Spider-Man 1,2&3, Captain America: The First Avenger, Inkheart. Fave TV Couples: NCIS - Tiva, McAbby NCIS: Los Angeles - Callensie/CaKe, Eric/Nell Mentalist - Jane/Lisbon, Grace/Risgby Stargate SG-1 - Jack/Sam Other Links: Paint It Red (Mentalist Fanforum): http://z13.invisionfree.com/Paint_It_Red/index.php? Twitter: https://twitter.com/LaraBaker101 YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/LaraBaker101?ob=0 Fiction Press: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/825848/Lara_Baker DeviantART: http://larabaker101.deviantart.com/ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx .•.•) .•(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Some Silliness!!! If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,MysticKatt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice,MewCuxie12,black moon inu goblindreamer, Mentalgal, Special Agent Baker xxxxx Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever facepalmed yourself. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever said "SHEEP DIP!" or "Sucker Fish." Copy and paste this into your profile if you call people "irksome" or say they "irk" or are "irking" you. Copy and paste this into your profile if you love tea, or coffee, or carrots. Copy and paste this into your profile if you love consultants with Blonde hair, blue/green eyes, and a three piece suit. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever quoted The Mentalist more than 6 times in one conversation. Copy and paste this into your profile if you say "Hush!" or "How so?" Copy and paste this into your profile if you don't eat anything you can't identify. xxxxx ”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” “I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.” “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” xxxxx If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile. If you've ever hit ur toe in a door, put this in ur profile. xxxxx The Mentalist This is how you know that your obsessed with The Mentalist. You listen to references to the show in every song The majority of emails in your inbox are about the mentalist You have a mentalist playlist on your ipod/Mp3 player You have some scenes memorized You can spend the whole day doing nothing but reading fanfiction When you wake up, the first thing that pops into your head is the mentalist. You always wait for the right moment to say a quote of the mentalist when youre talking to someone You can type "The mentalist" really fast because of all the times youve googled it You are in class and start drawing RJ smiley faces on your notebook, of course with your red pen. You bust out mentalist quotes when the time calls or randomly in the day! You start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying Your more observant to the people around you When someone says "How dare you" you just say back "did I do something daring?" You do a magic trick and when asked about it you mention the magic circle assasians You practice being dead pan like Kimball Cho even when someone tells you a joke! When you get any magazine, you flip to the TV section just to see if the mentalist was in the top 20 watched! You want to get a shirt that says team mentalist! or team jisbon/rigspelt Fav Quotes "He irks me. He's irksome."- Patrick Jane "(To friend that called for his help, because she was the main murder suspect) If you're ever guilty, don't call me; just go to Brazil." - Patrick Jane "Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks."- Patrick Jane "Oh, come on, guys. I just robbed a Russian mobster. You can't call Lisbon?"- Patrick Jane "If I tell you how it's done, the magic circle will send a team of assassins to kill us all. It's the law."- Patrick Jane "She does the detecting and I do the insulting."- Patrick Jane "Things are getting weird, we're off to see a witch."- Teresa Lisbon "(To the local Sheriff) We don't help, we take over."- Teresa Lisbon "You should put a flashlight underneath your chin just to complete the effect."- Teresa Lisbon "Oh, in the context of someone letting himself get hypnotized, nearly throwing his colleague off a building, and then finally being able to overpower a small crazy woman to retrieve the situation? You did okay."- Teresa Lisbon "Go to hell. Take a toothbrush!"- Teresa Lisbon xxxxx If you despise mathematics and wish teachers would stop saying, "Why of course you'll need to learn it, no matter what you do with your life!", copy and paste this into your profile. (And if you believe that being an author does NOT REQUIRE ADVANCED ALGEBRA, copy and paste it with a vengeance.) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. xxxxx (Put this on your page if u like music.) xxxxx If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen anakinpadmekenobi, My Lady Vader, Crystal Prime, BellaGirl7, Special Agent Baker xxxxx | |||||||
1. Simple Diversions » reviewsWhen Jane meets a consultant just like himself, he doesn't know what to think. But as they slowly start coming closer, he realizes that maybe a simple diversion from his game with Red John is just what he needed... Please R&R!Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,728 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 6-16-13 - Published: 7-18-12 - Patrick J.2. NCIS: LA Season 4 Episode 13 Tag: Fishy Friends and Lovers reviewsJust a silly little tag I thought of for Episode 13. I couldn't resist writing about Deeks' fish... :) Please R&R!NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-14-13 - G. Callen & Kensi B. - Complete3. Stuck in an Elevator on Christmas Eve reviewsWell, the title explains itself. Callen and Kensi are stuck in an elevator on Christmas Eve.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-12 - G. Callen & Kensi B. - Complete4. Two is better Than One reviewsA brief tag to 4X10. Callen decides to make this Christmas the best one yet.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-12 - G. Callen & Kensi B. - Complete5. Our Feelings Put Aside reviewsA tag to 4X01 but also some sort of a sequel to "How Do I Feel?". Please R&R!NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-14-12 - G. Callen & Kensi B. - Complete6. Twisted Satisfaction reviewsThe season three finale from Red John's point of view. Written for Miss Peg in the Paint It Red Great Stocking Exchange.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-18-12 - Red John - Complete7. Darkness to Light reviews"Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that." Martin Luther King, Jr. Written for Holly in the Paint It Red Stocking Exchange.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-17-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete8. Heart Like Stone reviewsI really don't know where this came from, but it was written for the Paint It Red Monthly Challenge. "Late at night I start to think about the things I did wrong, late at night I start to think about the things I could've done,to save us from him, to save us from her, to save us from the world..."Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-5-12 - Patrick J. - Complete9. Everything About You reviewsA fic written for the Paint It Red Monthly Challenge. "And you have always been the only one I wanted and I wanted you to know without you I can't face it."Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete10. Bittersweet Memories » reviewsA chain of one-shots for Jane and Lisbon. Based on prompts from the Pain It Red Prompt Tables. Please read and review!Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-21-12 - Published: 6-16-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.11. Home is in Your Eyes reviewsA brief tag to Season 4 Episode 24. Based on the song 'Home is in Your Eyes' by Greyson Chance. How Jane and Lisbon were feeling through the duration of Jane's time away. It was a long six months...Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete12. Those Three Words reviewsA little one-shot I wrote for the Paint It Red Monthly Challenge. Prompt: Three words that can change your life forever. Jane and Lisbon finally talk about what Jane meant. Please read and review!Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete13. Love Conquers All » reviewsPrincess Kensi wants to live the life of a simple villager, but her mother won't allow it. the outlaw Callen wants to overthrow the throne and take it for himself. But when the two meet, will things change? Medieval/Fairy tale. Please R&R!NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 4-25-12 - G. Callen & Kensi B. - Complete14. Red Comfort: Season 4 episode 24 tag reviewsA little tag to the amazing season 4 finale! Please read and review and let me know what you think!Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-20-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete15. How Do I Feel? reviewsA little tag to how Callen and Kensi were feeling at the end of this AMAZING two-part episode! Please let me know what you think, although I warn you it's my first attempt at a sad sort of fic.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-12 - G. Callen & Kensi B. - Complete16. An Epic Battle reviewsA little fun story about what I think would happen if the team played chess. Please read and review!NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-12 - Complete17. Stronger NCIS:Los Angeles Season 3 Episode 19 Tag reviewsThis is a little tag to the brief Callensie moment in Season 3 episode 19. A little one-shot for the couple that should be together. Please read and review!NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-20-12 - G. Callen & Kensi B. - Complete18. Identities, Secrets, and Relationships » reviewsThe team have to solve the murder of a man posing as a Navy Lance Corporal. What surprises will they find and what secrets will be revealed?NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-4-12 - Published: 2-4-12 - Complete19. Jane's Couch reviewsThis is kinda a little weird. I wrote a poem about Jane's couch, because that thing is just AWESOME! Please read and review!Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-12 - Patrick J. - Complete20. Maybe a Little reviewsA tag to season 1 episode 3 where Jane admits he feels soft for the grieving widow. Is it just me or was Lisbon a little jealous? read and review and let me know what you think.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete21. Secrets are Hard to Keep » reviewsA Russian arms dealer kills a Naval officer for fear of being caught and the team have to put him behind bars. But it's kinda hard when your liaison has been taken by said Russian.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 1-10-12 - Complete22. Mentalist: Enchanted reviewsA songfic based on Taylor Swift's song 'Enchanted', because Patrick Jane is a very enchanting person.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete23. Mentalist: Call Me Irresponsible reviewsA songfic based on Michael Buble's 'Call Me Irresponsible', because we all know that Jane is the most irresponsible person around.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete24. A Budding Love » reviewsA marine is killed by a drug dealing Russian and the team needs to stop him. But will there also be some romance? A continuation to 'New Beginnings'.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-12 - Complete25. New Beginnings » reviewsI decided to write a story with one of my own characters in the show. I was just having fun and playing around, so please read and review!NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 1-8-12 - Complete
