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Author has written 5 stories for Desperate Housewives, Once Upon a Time, NCIS, Glass House, and Law and Order: SVU. My Name is P!p3r MoRgAn LoR!3nne W., Who am I most like?: Klutz like Susan,Strong willed and over protective like Lynette,minorly high maintenance like Gabby,Sexy like Edie,OCD like Bree,Warped&Twisted like Katherine,Jaded like Karen.. Hottest celebrities: Mariska Hargitay/Sasha Alexander/Angie Harmon/Kristin Bauer/Cote de Pablo/Karina Lombard/Lana P./Pauley P./ To be continued... Ships: Rizzles/ Tamela/ Swanqueen/ A.O/ C.O/ Mova/ Kativa/ Zabby/ Buelaine/ Jodette/ Tibette/ Dalice/ Shenny/ Jarina. To be continued Random fact: I'm addicted to television. Favorite Quotes: Pam: Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me? Pam: This is who you are now. Top of the chain. No human can hurt you "Whatever I Am, You Made Me"--Pam Pam: Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman, or watch me die. Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful. "I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is..."-- Pam "Oh for heaven's sake! The principle is the same. Kiss it, rub it, lick it, suck it; If they moan, do it again. Simple!--Fanfic/CM-NCIS/Crossover[Ziva David, Explaining lesbian sex to JJ] "Little sister don't miss when she aims her gun!" “I was raised right...to talk about people behind their backs...it's called manners.” " Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass."--Holly Marie Combs "Please tell me there is a Demon somewhere I really need to blow something up!"--Holly Marie Combs “My family is blunt, tense and can’t relax for shit.” –Cathy[TBC] "Oh please Jenna can't hear us, She's blind." -- Hanna PLL [ROFLMAO] "What are you going to do, Scry for MotherNature and have a wiccan word with her?..."-- Holly Marie Combs "Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe."--Holly Marie Combs "So what you're saying is, that whatever you're keeping from me is enough to piss me off but not put me in any danger. At the moment."--Holly Marie Combs "I have no interest in a guy who doesn't know the right end of a screwdriver." - Holly Marie Combs Shannon Doherty: "Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken." Ugh. That tastes like ass... phalt. --Holly Marie Combs "Okie Dokie Now We Know!!!" " I am Not angry I am Pissed Off!" Holly Marie Combs:-- "You asked me to marry you, and I did. You wanted a family, and I gave you a son. And now you just want me to watch you walk away?" "We went, We saw, We didn't quite conquer..."-- Holly Marie Combs "Hey, neurotic people, can we get back to my neurosis right now, please? ..."-- Holly Marie Combs "Hang on a second... She gets a tiger and i'm some stinking buffalo?.."-- Holly Marie Combs Holly Marie Combs: "I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? They're harmless, erotic fun." Alyssa Milano: "I forgot your question." "So, what do you think? Should we go with Oprah, or Barbra? Barbra makes you cry. We go with Oprah."--Holly Marie Combs "So I take it you guys heard about chicken?..."-- Holly Marie Combs "Mm-hmm. Your destiny still awaits, she says. There's a reason for everything she says. So, now it's time to summon her transparent butt back and ask exactly what that reason is."-- Holly Marie Combs "I need to have a little itty bit of light okay, Just a little tiny tiny tiny light is that okay with you?..."-- Holly Marie Combs Drake Robin:-- "The point is, Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer." "We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and then be taken by the C.I.A. and be dissected!"-- Holly Marie Combs “I’ll tell you what I’d like to do next. I’d like to fucking murder somebody. You, maybe.” " I need to borrow your key to the liqour cabinet..."-- Kroger quotes... "What about you hunny, do you like big noodles?"-- Mimii Quotes =] "I want to bust the world wide open "The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation!" "It Depends on what the pate is made of, Wuff Wuff!"-- Kathleen Turner "Pooh-bear has an eating disorder, " I'am OUTSPOKEN, opinionated and DETERMINDED..I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that, so try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of BEAUTY I hold within me... You won't succeed!! And if that makes me A BITCH so be it. I embrace the title and I am PROUD to bear it..." "Born in Sin come on in, Born in Lust turn to dust, Born in Vice say it twice!-- Andre Linoge “Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.”-- Dorothy Parker “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”-- Dorothy Parker "Sometimes i'm hard to handle; Burn hotter than a candle, but i.. I melt in the right hands.."-- Reba Mcentire "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." -dorothy parker "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace"- Jimi Hendrix "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom... Rather than starting inside, I start outside and reach the mental through the physical." -- Jim Morrison "I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." --Jim Morrison "I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable." --Jim Morrison When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off”Stephen King A question that sometimes drives me hazy: "Why do we define people as simply bad or simply evil? Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart, and that anyone is capable of anything."-- Mary Alice Young "So maybe I'm a masochist And for the first time i've opened up my eyes.-- Three days Grace In the real world "I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it" - Alanis Morissette "I enjoy being different" - Cherie Currie “...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” -- Stephen King “You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be." "I think there's nothing better than seeing a three-chord straight up rock 'n' roll band in your face with sweaty music and three minute good songs" - Joan Jett Stick that in your juice box and suck it!-- Random quote. | |||||||
1. Special Victim Fade to black reviewsCorinne Hightower a victim of rape, seeks the help of the one and only Detective Olivia Benson. Will Olivia be able to save this one or will she be too late? Written on a whim, no idea if I should pursue it. Let me know what you think.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-13 - O. Benson2. A Kiss with a Fist » reviewsA oneshot turned into a chapterfic. Kathree femmeslash, kinks and fantasies lead to a shocking surprise.Desperate Housewives - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 4-16-12 - Katherine M. & Bree VdK3. Signs of weakness: Anger and Apologies » reviewsSummary: Monique and Ziva have an early morning tiff, Will the fight continue or Will they find away to apologize to one anotherNCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-12 - Published: 8-9-12 - Monique L. & Ziva D. - Complete4. Arsenic&Apples »AU: Cross over between "The glass house2:The good mother&OUAT. What happens when the evil queen tries to hold on desperately to the thing she loves most? Will her fight to keep Henry safe and sound eventually cause him more harm then good? Or will Emma save the day... Read to find out. Rated M for graphic adult situations... WARNING: Munchousen by proxy theme./Child abuse.Crossover - Glass House & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Updated: 8-30-12 - Published: 8-21-12 - The Evil Queen/Regina M.5. rem tu amor maxime » reviewsAU Swanqueen endgame/ no matter how powerful all curses can be broken. Is Emma the key to break the curse... Possibly even fill the void in Regina's heart? Read to find out. Rated M for language/Violence and ofcourse smut... In later chapters.Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-18-12 - Published: 6-14-12 - Emma S. & The Evil Queen/Regina M.