| Mrs.Knockout |
Author has written 4 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars. HI! I'm a teenager from Germany and ask you to excuse some of my mistakes cuz english isn't my native language :D A little warning, I like reading stories with a happy end, but I love reading stories without one. In my opininon, the ending sometimes just has to be sad, as long as it's good. My favorite Decepticon is Knock Out, who is gay! I just know it! And even the producers of TFP confessed it with the words: "There was a glitch in the Allspark!" And please, we all love it for that, don't we? My favorite Autobot is Ironhide, who is way too badass to ever die! If Michael Bay would have thought for at least a second about that, he would have known that Ironhide would have blasted Sentinel to bits! R.I.P. my big friend. You'll always stay in my spark! Some stuff about me: I'm a completely insane person. My fantasy is getting fueled by everything I see or hear. It can be a simple color on the sky or a sentence from a movie, I can actually make an idea out of anything if one gives me time. On the contrary to every person I know, I like every kind of music. Give me jazz, rock or classic, I don't mind. I can loose myself in everything if it's got a good melody. I live for writing, reading and music and by now have only met two types of people in my life. The ones who accept me as who I am and get infected by my insanity, or the ones who walk away while shaking their heads. I am one of those poor transformers fan's who live in a country where you are lucky when you see a person who actually knows who Optimus Prime is. Really, dear people all over the world, I live in a town where absolutely no one knows. I am completely lonely out here! I am taking every opportunity to get away. I've seen a lot of the world by now, but the worst thing is, the more I see, the more I want to see! Yeah, wanderlust had me from a very young age on. :D My favourite movies are - of course - Transformers and Cloud Atlas. Dear people who read this and haven't seen Cloud Atlas yet, watch it. It'll change your life forever! If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music... If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon... If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer... If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd... If you broke your heart when your favorite one died... ...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life... ...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye. Toughest and most well armed of them all, you will not be forgotten, since we cannot forget what you cannot forgive. Your death crushed the hearts of millions, and you will always, truly, be one of the greatest Autobots of all time. A true hero. Rest in Peace Ironhide. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 90 of people today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish: I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided. I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants. I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see. I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks. I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing. I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up. I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive Favorite quotes: "In any war, there are calms between storms. There will be day when we lose faith. Days, when our allies turn against us... but the day will never come that we forsake this planet and it's people."-Optimus Prime, Transformers "And only as you gasp your dying breath shall you understand, your life amounted to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean! "Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?"- little girl to Optimus Prime, transformers "With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."-Optimus Prime, transformers "Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth. But we were already too late..."-Optimus Prime, transformers "Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"-Sam Witwicky, transformers "Betraying my kind is not the same as accepting yours..."- Dreadwing, may he rest in peace "United we stand, devided they fall."- Starscream Favorite Soundtracks: Transformers score: Espcially Optimus theme, Allspark theme, Bumblebee captured andThe fight will be your own Matrix : clubbed to death Meet Joe black: whisper of a thrill Forest gump: I'm forrest... forest gump, You can't sit here Dragonfly Cloud Atlas (Each and every of them is a genious movie ;) ) Okay, at the end, I want to make everyone here aware of genious stories with way too little reviews: 1. Sisterhood, by Lunar Mist 2. 2000 and counting, by DuskMoon15 3. Der siebte Prime, by Lady Megatron (To all of you who speak german) 4. the Jazz Era ( sequels about to come. YAY!) 5. A caged bird doesn't sing, by Lunar Mist | |||||
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