ExceedinglyPeculiarChick
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Author has written 76 stories for Wicked, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Legend of Korra, Fault in Our Stars, Looking For Alaska, John Green, Sweeney Todd, Avatar: Last Airbender, Doctor Who, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

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Well, hi. I'm Emma: reader, writer, fangirl, sarcasm queen.

A word of warning before you delve further into the mess of opinions that is my profile: I ship everything.

This includes heterosexual and homosexual pairings, giant age gaps, interracial pairs, people you don't think belong together, people who aren't even in the same series, people who hate each other in canon, people who have never met, best friends, canon and non-canon couples, threesomes, and mass orgies.

Consider yourselves warned.


A Few Things You Might Want to Know

1. I am a New Yorker. Therefore, I swear a lot. This will never change, ever. Mind yer retinas.

2. I call everyone (depending on the person) "peasant", "love", or "child". You never know what you're going to get.

3. While I've only been a member of FFN for a little over a year, I've been coming to this site much, much longer. Don't shove the Content Guidelines in my face and tell me that I can't do this or that in a story. I like to flatter myself that I know the rules of what you can and can't post quite well, and the last person I need to be telling me what I'm doing wrong is you.

4. My respect is earned, not freely given.

5. If you'd like me to review one of your stories, don't hesitate to ask. Shoot me a PM with the name of your story and the basic premise, and I'll try to get around to it as soon as I can.

6. Depending on how much work I have to put off, I may or may not respond to PMs in a timely manner.

7. Having trouble reaching me here? Try my tumblr (link at the bottom of my profile), because I'm more than likely over there drooling over fictional characters and food porn.


"The Dock": Ships I Sail (italicized couples denote fandom OTPs)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus: Percy/Annabeth : Jason/Piper : Frank/Hazel : Grover/Juniper : Chris/Clarisse : Beckendorf/Silena : Travis/Katie : Leo/Reyna : Paul/Sally : pre-series Luke/Thalia : Tyson/Ella

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny : Ron/Hermione : Draco/Astoria : Remus/Tonks : Bill/Fleur : Arthur/Molly : George/Angelina : Percy/Audrey : Neville/Hannah : James/Lily : Teddy/Victoire : Scorpius/Rose : Rolf/Luna : Neville/Hannah : Oliver/Katie

Kane Chronicles: Sadie/Walt/Anubis : Carter/Zia

Doctor Who: 10/Rose : Captain Jack/anything that moves : 11/River : Rory/Amy

Various John Green novels: Augustus/Hazel (The Fault in Our Stars) : Pudge/Alaska (Looking for Alaska) : Quentin/Margo (Paper Towns): Ben/Lacey (Paper Towns) : Radar/Angela (Paper Towns) : Colin/Lindsey (An Abundance of Katherines)

Avatar: the Last Airbender: Aang/Katara : Sokka/Yue : Sokka/Suki : Zuko/Mai

Legend of Korra: Mako/Korra : Bolin/Asami : Iroh II/Asami : Tenzin/Pema : Tenzin/Lin : Tahno/Guyliner : Tahno/His Hair : Tahno/Tahno (because I can)

Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta : Finnick/Annie

Twilight: Edward/Bella : Jasper/Alice : Emmett/Rosalie : Carlisle/Esme : Sam/Emily : Jacob/Renesmee

Mortal Instruments: Jace/Clary : Simon/Isabelle : Magnus/Alec : Luke/Jocelyn

Infernal Devices: Jem/Will/Tessa : Henry/Charlotte : Gideon/Sophie : Gabriel/Cecily


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THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER

"I quit," said Rick Riordan.


yours in demigodishness, and all that. peace out.


1. Memories Don't Come Out in the Wash reviews
Percy has been through many Camp Half-Blood t-shirts in his lifetime. Every one has its own story to tell. / T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-3-13 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
2. Baby Got Back » reviews
In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 9: "It's not really 'let's scandalize Hazel' day until we do the wobble!" (Warning: This chapter is T-rated for language!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 313 - Updated: 5-28-13 - Published: 8-22-12 - Leo V.
3. Red and Black reviews
Even the strongest fighters have enemies they cannot beat. / Super-crap-drabble thing. T for swearing. Full explanation of my temporary disappearing act off the face of the earth inside! (Spoiler alert: In my defense, it was all Gaea's fault.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-27-13 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete
4. Carry On reviews
Nobody says anything; they watch as Clarisse chases the Stolls in circles around the fire because they've stolen Maimer from her, and Leo's pretty sure that soon there's going to be punching involved—and it definitely will not be pretty. / Immediately after the war, Leo learns what it's really like to have a family.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-1-13 - Leo V. & Percy J. - Complete
5. Road Trip reviews
In which Octavian attempts to headbang (he fails miserably), the legionnaires attempt to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" (they fail miserably), and Reyna attempts to stay sane through it all (she also fails miserably). Kind-of crackfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-31-13 - Reyna & Octavian - Complete
6. Bright Star reviews
Jem Carstairs would be lying if he said he was unafraid to die.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-21-13 - Tessa G. & Jem C. - Complete
7. Unconventional reviews
And they weren't a conventional couple—that much was certain—but they were young, and they were in love, and they were together, and that was all that mattered. / MAJOR Clockwork Princess spoilers.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-19-13 - Tessa G. - Complete
8. Percy Jackson in 99 Seconds reviews
Something I wrote a long time ago but never got around to publishing: a parody of the Harry Potter version by Jon Cozart, including every book through MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-9-13 - Percy J. - Complete
9. Rehab reviews
"Remember what Chiron told us? It's PTSD—post-traumatic stress disorder. You get the nightmares and the visions; I get those random panic attacks and the screaming and that weird thing where I kind of forget how to breathe." / Three months after the Giant War, Percy and Annabeth still don't have it easy. T for slight swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-18-13 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
10. At Last reviews
In which Percy and Annabeth beat the odds—again. / Dedicated to Taffeh A. Llama. Songfic of sorts to "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-13 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
11. Of Fatherhood and Fish Boxers reviews
"I do have neighbors and I do have to speak to them occasionally and if I'm talking to my cousin in the hallway in the middle of the night wearing nothing but my boxers, they're going to start thinking I'm not normal." / In which Jason goes to Percy for advice. Dedicated to Taffeh A. Llama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-30-13 - Percy J. & Jason G. - Complete
12. Man Enough reviews
Paul was no expert on the concept of normality, but he was pretty sure that it was not a normal occurence to have several heavily wounded teenagers lying in various awkward positions (judging by some of the more interesting ones, he figured that they'd been dumped in a hurry) on the living room floor and draped across furniture at nine o'clock on a Friday night. / Pre-HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-27-13 - Paul B. & Percy J. - Complete
13. Caelum Denique reviews
The night after the final battle with the giants, Piper reflects on her new family and how—sometimes—heroes really do get their happily-ever-afters. / Happy birthday, WiseGirl7131!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-22-13 - Piper M. - Complete
14. Better Late than Never reviews
"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well." / Tiny, tiny bit of swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-20-13 - Jason G. & Reyna - Complete
15. Personal reviews
"What did they do?" she yells, more to the silent gods than to her friends in the room. "Why did they deserve this? What more do you want from them?" / Dedicated to Innoverse. T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 1-13-13 - Clarisse R. & Percy J. - Complete
16. Constellations reviews
The things we love have a way of coming back to us in the end. / My one-year anniversary fic. T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-7-13 - Thalia G. & Artemis - Complete
17. repair boy reviews
Annabeth Chase's heart was a machine that he just didn't know how to fix. / Mentioned Percabeth. Dedicated to WiseGirl7131.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-31-12 - Leo V. & Annabeth C. - Complete
18. go together reviews
When they first move into their apartment together, both of them loathe it with a burning passion. / Happy birthday, Taffeh A. Llama!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
19. heaven and hell reviews
If this is all there is, Annabeth Chase thinks she might be okay with it. / Dedicated to KJtheELMtree because she's amaze and I love her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-16-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
20. Of Giant Wars and Naming Babies reviews
"She didn't express any shock at seeing eight fully armed half-bloods dressed for combat standing in her front hallway; instead, she seemed to be trying very, very hard not to burst into tears on the spot." / In which Percy gets a big surprise and Sally accidentally sets the stove on fire. Happy birthday, wombat-of-awesomeness!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-14-12 - Percy J. & Sally J. - Complete
21. would heroes lie reviews
the extraordinary love of two extraordinary people.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-8-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
22. Actual Proof I Had Sex with Lily Potter reviews
In which Lily disapproves of James's name suggestions. / All dialogue. M for heavy swearing and more sexual references than I think I've ever put into one fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-1-12 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
23. the fight inside reviews
He turns away and closes his eyes, one voice shouting against thousands. / Aang versus the Avatar State. Dedicated to MostDefinitelyFlorentine, because why not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-12 - Aang & Ozai - Complete
24. Pears reviews
"And five—very important, five—don't let me eat pears. I HATE pears." / Rose tries to get the Doctor to eat his fruit. 10.2/Rose, post-Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-12 - 10th Doctor Duplicate & Rose T. - Complete
25. Together reviews
"And somewhere far away, somewhere even the TARDIS couldn't travel, Amy and Rory smiled as they watched their Doctor and their daughter, waiting for the day when they would finally come home." / 11/River, Amy/Rory. Dedicated to I'm having an identity crisis.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
26. My Big Fat Greek Wedding Present reviews
In which Percy and Annabeth recieve an early wedding present, Percy is a Seaweed Brain as usual, and Travis and Connor make plans for a doomsday bunker.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-13-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
27. Selfish reviews
"How selfish he was; he wanted to pull her closer to him, wind his fingers through her hair, feel her heart beat against his and in doing so forsake the world." / Post-MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-7-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
28. Meet Me on the Field of Honor—At Dawn! reviews
Despite the challenges they're facing, Dumbledore's Army can still have some fun once in a while—at least until Ginny somehow procures the meat cleaver. / Rated T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-6-12 - Neville L. & Ginny W. - Complete
29. So… Papaya reviews
In which Percy employs the worst pickup line in the history of all terrible pickup lines, Leo eats all the blue waffles, Annabeth swears (a lot), and Nico is exasperated. / A very short fic consisting of 100 percent pure, undiluted crack.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-5-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
30. Monsters Under the Bed reviews
Her nightmares have been getting worse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-12 - Aang & Katara - Complete
31. a rose by any other name reviews
Their love in any other world would be as strong. / Or, the Avatar Spirit is passed on once again. T for character death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-12 - Aang & Katara - Complete
32. I Am Melon Lord reviews
Toph will do anything to get Lin to just eat the stupid vegetables.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-24-12 - Toph - Complete
33. fortune cookies reviews
pride comes before a fall. / Freeverse focusing on our favorite goddess of revenge, who for some mysterious reason is not listed as a character under the PJO category.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-22-12 - Complete
34. The Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater reviews
When asked the question "What are you watching?" by one scarily-calm Annabeth Chase, it's probably not best if you run away singing a song from SpongeBob at the top of your lungs—not even if it's what the Stoll brothers told you to do. / Piper sees a "blackmail" video the Stolls took of the TLO kiss. Set between TLH and SoN. Dedicated to Empty Thoughts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-21-12 - Piper M. - Complete
35. amor vincit omnia reviews
In which Percy is the "relationship guru", cinnamon muffins are requested, and Repair Boy gets a girlfriend. Finally. / Percabeth and Leyna. T for some swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-17-12 - Leo V. & Reyna - Complete
36. If I Stay reviews
"Just shut up," he says, "and kiss me already." / Post-HoO oneshot. For Taffeh A. Llama, my fangirl buddy, because I love her to death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-15-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
37. When You Give a Fangirl a Laptop… reviews
…she creates a Percy Jackson series timeline-turned-fanfic, somehow finds a way to replicate her Mark of Athena reactions in said fic, drinks a lot of Red Bull, and stays up until midnight. / It's serious at the beginning, I swear. Dedicated to wombat-of-awesomeness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-10-12 - Percy J. - Complete
38. an oath to keep with a final breath reviews
He is her only anchor in a sea of uncertainty. / Four-shot. Dedicated to Mitzipitzi. Contains Mark of Athena spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-9-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
39. One of Those Times reviews
Chiron recieves a message he didn't ever want to hear. / Mark of Athena spoilers. Like, lots of them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-8-12 - Chiron & Leo V. - Complete
40. An Imperial Affliction reviews
Isaac reads a book recommended by Hazel and channels Augustus by talking about metaphorical resonance. / Gift fic for kawaii-usa-kame-chan.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-7-12 - Isaac & Hazel L. - Complete
41. Veni, Vidi, Vici reviews
"I came, I saw, I conquered." Frank gets over his fear of asking out a girl. / A short all-dialogue piece that takes place after Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-30-12 - Frank Z. & Hazel L. - Complete
42. Of Milk and Being a Hero reviews
"It just takes time, Piper."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-30-12 - Piper M. & Percy J. - Complete
43. to seek revenge may lead to hell reviews
but everyone does it, and seldom as well.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-12 - Complete
44. From the Ashes » reviews
Oh, boy! It's another "nineteen years later" fic! First in what will probably turn out to be a series. This covers everything from after the battle to having James. Harry/Ginny, accompanied by the rest of the Weasleys. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 5-6-12 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
45. Shout into the Void reviews
Empty threats, empty promises, empty words. Mostly, your life is just one big empty. / Freeverse, and not Drew for once.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-18-12 - Reyna & Jason G. - Complete
46. Tough as Nails reviews
Love and war. Are they so different, really?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-18-12 - Clarisse R. & Annabeth C. - Complete
47. Fairy Tales reviews
If this is what it's like to forget, Miles Halter doesn't like it.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-12 - Pudge & Alaska - Complete
48. Seven Deadly Sins reviews
You're the red queen, Drew. You always find a way to win. Keep that in mind when you go for her, sweetheart. / Drew-centric freeverse with lots of mentions of Jason/Piper. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-9-12 - Drew T. - Complete
49. Somewhere with a Capital S reviews
"I've been waiting for you, Hazel Grace."
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-6-12 - Hazel L. & Augustus W. - Complete
50. Nail Polish reviews
Want to avoid certain death? Don't offer to polish your pregnant wife's nails at midnight on a Tuesday. / All dialogue. Rated T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-4-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
51. Rise and Shine reviews
"I think a room always looks better when there's outside light coming in." "Well, I think that when I get up in the morning, I don't want the whole of Republic City to see my boxers." / Korra is sent to wake Mako up. Hilarity and a kiss ensue.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-12 - Korra & Mako - Complete
52. Story Time reviews
In which Thalia tells Jason about that guy named Percy Jackson, and the club can't even handle Leo right now. / Collaboration with wombat-of-awesomeness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-2-12 - Jason G. & Thalia G. - Complete
53. C'est La Vie reviews
Nothing like a wife who can insult you fluently in French to cheer you up, is there? / Zarter futurefic, dedicated to MostDefinitelyFlorentine and wombat-of-awesomeness. Rated T for some swearing.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-25-12 - Carter K. & Zia - Complete
54. His reviews
"His was the first face you looked upon that made you feel something inside—like you were seeing a deep-seated piece of your destiny, twined into the Fates' loom since the beginning of time." / A love story from Annabeth's point of view. T for character death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-20-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
55. Of Blue Cupcakes and Monopoly reviews
Or, Percy's seventeenth birthday on the Argo II. For Taffeh. A. Llama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-18-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
56. perfection reviews
because you're the queen bee, right? You never lose. / Dedicated to Taffeh. A. Llama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-13-12 - Drew T. - Complete
57. Dancing Away with My Heart » reviews
Because Annabeth is in your arms again, and everything is okay. / Percabeth reunion fic. Happy birthday, MostDefinitelyFlorentine!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-9-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
58. Up in the Air reviews
Keeping a son of Poseidon calm at thirty thousand feet up in the air is no mean feat. Trust me—I would know. / Missing moment from The Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-3-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
59. Four Weddings » reviews
Or, three ways Percy and Annabeth could've gotten married and the one way they actually did.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-1-12 - Published: 7-30-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C.
60. Leader reviews
Because sometimes, all you need is someone to empathize. How I think a talk between Percy and Jason would pan out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-27-12 - Percy J. & Jason G. - Complete
61. Quotes » reviews
A collection of unrelated drabbles on different characters and couples, inspired by real-world quotes. T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 7-18-12
62. I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
Annabeth pays a visit to Sally the Christmas that Percy is gone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-22-12 - Annabeth C. & Sally J. - Complete
63. The Camp Picture reviews
Because cramming two hundred heavily armed demigods with ADHD into a small field and making them stand around for hours on end is such a smart idea, Chiron. / Percabeth, and lots of it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-5-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C.
64. To Kiss a Seaweed Brain reviews
For those of you who don't know, Percy Jackson gives the best underwater kisses of all time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-2-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
65. Poetry reviews
Oh, Apollo…
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-2-12 - Poseidon & Apollo - Complete
66. Amortentia reviews
What do our beloved characters smell when confronted with a cauldron of this powerful love potion? Unfortunately, it's not Number Nine. Rated T for a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-12 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
67. Finally at Peace reviews
"If this was truly what he had accomplished, if it was really what had been gained, then it was something, finally, that he was proud to take credit for." Harry's thoughts after the final battle. T for some swearing. Honestly, Ronald!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-12-12 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
68. Raymoose, Peetuh, Pafoo, and Dah reviews
Harry's first word is not "Sirius", much to the disappointment of his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-10-12 - Remus L. & Harry P. - Complete
69. The Third Generation Discovers Fanfiction reviews
Rewritten with dialogue. One ordinary day, the Weasley and Potter children are introduced to a curious Muggle thing called a "fan-fik-shun". What could possibly go wrong? Written for wombat-of-awesomeness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-9-12 - Lily Luna P. & Albus S. P. - Complete
70. The Sorting Hat's New Song reviews
How, exactly, does the Sorting Hat make up its song each year? One-shot set before Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-19-12 - Sorting Hat - Complete
71. A Best Friend and Brother reviews
The first night after Ron returns, he and Harry have a conversation covering everything from Horcruxes to Hermione Granger. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-15-12 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
72. Narrow Escapes and Slim Chances reviews
After an innocent first-year is nearly killed by the one and only Alecto Carrow, Neville wonders how much longer Hogwarts can last without Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-7-12 - Neville L. & Ginny W. - Complete
73. Of Insensitive Teaspoons and Chocolate Frogs reviews
Oneshot. Ron discovers what he will call his "finest hour."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-3-12 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
74. Here is the Place Where I Love You » reviews
In which Katniss and Peeta receive a very unexpected surprise, and Haymitch argues with Gale. A lot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-3-12 - Published: 3-5-12 - Katniss E. & Peeta M. - Complete
75. Bathroom Graffiti—Harry Potter Style reviews
Voldemort's nipple, McGonagall's homework, and Hermione's contagious studiousness are just some of the things you'll see in the Hogwarts toilet stalls when Harry Potter and the gang are around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-12 - Harry P. & Colin C. - Complete
76. Scandal reviews
"It's only a scandal if you get caught." Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-12 - Fiyero T. & Glinda U. - Complete