Kuro-Cha'Nay'Nay
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since: 01-08-12, id: 3606868, Profile Updated: 03-30-13
country: USA
Author has written 84 stories for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Black Cat, Kuroshitsuji, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Code Geass, Nabari no Ō, Evangelion, and Papa to Kiss in the Dark.

I'll become the famous girl I once was, I promise you that.

Hello! I’m Marisa. 16, bi-curious. Utterly crazy. :D I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON FOR ALL THESE MONTHS. I'M BACK AND READY TO UPDATE!

Just letting you guys know, I tend to be a bit shaky with my updates. Sometimes I'll update every other day, and other times I won't even look at a story for weeks. So please don't get mad at me if you see that I'm taking awhile to upload a new chapter. >.

I’m obsessed with anime, manga, and basically anything to do with the Japanese culture. I enjoy yaoi and making fun of what I believe in. Basically, I just like to make a joke out of everything. I also like to write (clearly) and I consider myself an artist. I hope to become a novelist or possibly a tattoo artist one day. (Did I mention that I'm utterly insane?)

Books/ Book Series: Warriors, A Piece Of Cake, The Help, A Stolen Life, The Immortals, The Haunting of Hawthorne. These are my favorites, but I read everything.

Music: Breaking Benjamin, The Birthday Massacre, Skillet, Marianas Trench, Maaya Sakamoto, Yuya Matsushita, Super Junior, Bpyfriend, Abingdon Boys School, FTIsland, Girls Generation, Korn, Nevertheless, My Chemical Romance, All American Rejects, t.A.t.U, Cathy Dennis, Bloodhound Gang, The Key of Awesome, Shane Dawson, Clay Aiken, Utada Hikaru, Death Cab For Cutie, A Perfect Circle, Panic! At The Disco, Coldplay, School Food Punishment, FLOW, The GazettE, Daughtry, The Hoosiers, Lifehouse, Mathbox Twenty, Rob Thomas, Temposhark, Owl City, Attack! Attack!, Rookiez is Punked, Valshe, Capra, Hadouken!, Vanessa Carlton, Daed By April, Yoko Kanno, Origa, The Killers, Avril Lavigne, Within Temptation, Art Of Dying, Iwasaki Taku, Mika, Saori Hayami, Breathe Carolina, Jack's Mannequin, An Cafe, Shakira, Nelly Furtado, Madina Lake, and much, much more!

According to the Weaboo Test, I scored 83 out of 101. I guess I' pretty up there. ANIME FANS UNITE!

Otaku-isms (Every anime/manga I have ever loved/fangirled over).

Black Cat

Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

Darker Than Black

Elfen Lied

Shigurui: Death Frenzy

Durarara!!

Blood

Code Geass

Fruits Basket

DNAngel

Gravitation

Mardock Scramble

Love Mode

Kimera

Excel Saga

Inuyasha

Otomen

Pretty Face

Mai-chan's Daily Life (The most horrifying, screwed up manga you will ever read in your entire life, I swear.)

Boku No Pico (Second most disturbing thing you will ever view in your entire life)

Kizuna

Junjou Romantica

FAKE

Tsukuyomi Moonphase

Kaichou wo Maid Sama

Death Note

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ouran High School Host Club

Kyo Kara Maoh

Higurashi

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Wish

Yotsuba!

Zatch Bell

Kodocha

Black Blood Brothers

Loveless

Genocyber

Ghost in the Shell

Akira

Chobits

Hey, Class President!

Blassreiter

Hatenkou Yuugi

Future Diary

Yugioh

Yugioh GX

Yugioh 5ds

Seitokai Yakuindomo

High School Of The Dead

Haru Wo Daiteta

Yami no Matsuei

Papa to Kiss In The Dark

Pokemon

Myself, Yourself

Hikaru no Go

Tiger & Bunny

Karikuridoji Ultimo

Koisuru Boukun

Bakuman

Iroiki Iroiki Romantan

Gantz

Hana Kimi

No More Money!

Hybrid Child

Kirepapa

Ai Ore!

Hana Kimi

Inubaka: Crazy For Dogs

Hetalia

I Am Here!

Princess Princess

Nabari No Ou

Another

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi

Hellsing

Tightrope

Sex Pistols

To Love Ru

Tsubasa Chronicle

Tsubasa: Those With Wings

Tokyo Mew Mew

Trinity Blood

The Wallflower

School Rumble

Favorite pairings:

Durarara!! - ShizuoxIzaya (Shizaya) ShizuoxKasuka, MasaomixMikado, ShizuoxCelty.

Black Cat - TrainxSaya, TrainxCreed, SvenxTrain, SvenxEve (In a father-daughter way.)

Black Butler - SebastianxCiel, SebastianxGrell.

Hetalia - GermanyxItaly (Gerita)

Blood - HajixSaya

FMA - EdxWinry, EdxRoy, EdxAl (In a brotherly way)

Darker Than Black - HeixChiaki, HeixMisaki.

Code Geass- SuzakuxLelouch, SuzakuxEuphie.

Nice to meet all of you!

Shane Dawson is my baby. >.> I freaking love that man.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Copy and paste into your profile if...

-You've ever drawn a transmutation circle and clapped your hands together in an attempt to perform alchemy.

-You've ever tried to find a demon and make a contract with them.

-You've gone up to someone you hate and said "I've come to deliver some bad luck..." In an extremely creepy voice.

You fangirl every time you see a vending machine because it reminds you of Shizuo Heiwajima.

You've walked around school spouting lines from animes and abridged series for a whole day.

You're known as the anime freak in your school.

You know full well that you are mentally disturbed and are proud of it.

You have no life and live on the internet.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face. (down the stairs too...)

You like these copy and paste thingies.

You like to write.

You like reading.

If people think you are mentally insane.

You spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both.

You or your best friend is insane.

You hear voices of the characters in your head.

You've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.

You ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation.

You are obsessed with fanfiction.

You talk to yourself.

You've burst out laughing for no reason whatsoever.

You're socially awkward.

You hate hipsters.

f you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Nutella, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself hates me!)

I read author's notes. If you read author's notes, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored post this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part when it wasn't funny put this in your profile.

I you have ever zoned out for 5 minutes copy this into your profile.

If you have your own world, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, Please, by all means copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

"Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.

Taken Single Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teen Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them.

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

The reason the Pig war started was because somebody killed a pig. And didn’t even make BACON with it.

The main actor in I am Legend live for over 10 years alone after the big incident. Then, he dies 24 hours after a woman shows up. AND THE BITCH TOOK HIS BACON!

If you like to kill and you know it clap your hands ‘clap clap’ if you like to kill and you know it clap your hands ‘clap clap’.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

The only thing sicker than cosplay is when it’s adults dressed up like kids.

Which is less stealthy? A loud ADD kid in an orange jump suit, or a giant turtle a wearing bandana? Hmmm…………

“Angels exist, but sometimes they don’t have wings… then we call them true friends”

"One hug could: Brighten a day, cause tears of gratitude, bring a man to his knees, leave even the quickest of minds wondering 'who the hell was that??", stop short a suicide, be remembered for years afterward, make the world look a little friendlier, change a repuatation, force a pessimist to grin, take a runaway back home, save a life--and change one just as well, make God smile, break a heart, give a reason to wake up for tomorrow, be the icing on an already great day, travel faster than a smile, become severly contagious. :)

. . .truth be told, this is the ONLY epidemic that we want to spread around the globe."

-Taylor Linnea

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Just. Makes. Your. Computer. Look. Like. It. Has. Asthma.

Fun is when you listen to your abstaining drunk friends.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come! ...He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

I always lock my front door before taking a shower ‘cause if a killer broke in and heard me singing I’d be HUMILIATED!

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T BLINK! DON'T EVER BLINK!

"Out of all the sperm inside your mother, YOU were the fastest?"

When life gives you melons, you are problely dsylexic. Sorry.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice with them and sit back and drink that grape juice as the world wonders how the hell you just did that.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go(Or) Your a pretty little mushroom!" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I don't know what to do anymore. I'm sorry about whatever I did to hurt you, I just suck at apologizing so I'm not even going to try. I hope you can forgive me.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

"Alas, not today, not tomorrow, but one day, you too may develop a sense of humor."

-They say that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. Im betting that guns help, because if I just stood there and shouted BANG!! it wouldn't kill too many people.

-so if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil??

-if you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, tripping and screaming, then yes mr. brave man, i guess im a coward.

-Life isn't passing me by!! It's trying to run me over.

-Shutup voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!!

-However said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to skydiving without a parachute... or maybe they did. I mean, we never really met who said that, did we?

-SMILE. it makes people wonder what your up to.

-Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... You decide.

-I was uncool before uncool was cool.

-I like the idea of Karma. You can go around all day doing bad stuff to people and think that they deserve it.

-I can resist anything but temptation.

-If superman is bulletproof, then why does he duck when you throw a gun at him?

-I live in my own little world. But its ok! They know me there.

-Money cant buy happiness. However, it does buy everything you need to achieve it.

-The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

-Your wierdnessis creeping out my imaginary friend

-Tell the truth and run.

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' meaning the bloodsucking creatures.

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

-Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible! But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned apon in most common societies.

-Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

-the one who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on..

-I got you a present! It's a CD. I hope you haven't already got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it.

-If its true that we are here to help others, then what are these 'others' here for?

-How come 'abbrieviated' is such a long word?

-Hard work never killed anybody... but why take the risk?

-The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn in the first place?

-Reality has no background music... so I make my own (do do do do do dooo).

-No, im not weird. Just plotting.

-If I want your opinion, I'll tell you to fill out the necessary forms.

-Your awesome. But when zombies come, I'm tripping you.

-I intend to live forever. So far so good.

-Embrace the inner rebel. Don't sit up straight.

-Sure I have super powers. I just don't wanna show you.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they are telling us to sit down and shutup.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

-A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worthwhile.

-I'm not insensitive. I just dont care.

HATE EMO?

READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

keep on laughing if you agree put this on ur blog and advise others to do so screw THE EMO HATERS.

STOP RACISM!! :

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I can resist anything but temptation."

"If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."

Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."

"You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."

"If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly."

"Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning.

To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you."

"I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder."

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."

"Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience."

"A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you."

"You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind."

"Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind."

"Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."

"We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find."

"Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it."

"Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings."

"Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I want to warm you, warm you, warm you,

Though I'm frozen solid.

I want to keep you, keep you, keep you,

Close to my heart.

But I can't help but wish it wasn't so.

I know the world keeps spinning,

I know that time moves on.

But I'm still stuck in the past.

I can't move on.

You lied to me to my face,

Telling me you love me.

If you did, you wouldn't have left.

You let me die.

Now I'm frozen,

Stuck forever in the winter of the past.

I can never see spring.

But still I want to warm you,

Still I want to keep you,

Although you made me bleed.

Someday, I'll forget you.

Someday, I'll be free.

But for now,

I'll let the ice freeze over my heart. (Poem Credit goes to BloodColoredRose.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile (This post legitly made me cry! ;_;)

"Declaration Of War" by Hadouken

I'm walking wounded on the ground
But I will stand here tall

If you want a war with me
If you want a war with me
If you want a war with me then bring your bee

If you wanna war with me
If you want war then you've got war

You tried to rip me
But I don't tear and I don't care
My skin is thick now
I learnt these lessons years before
This time I'm ready for your war

I should have put this flame out years ago but you burnt my house down
And I won't move
And as I stand here alone in this dust
I've got nothing left to lose coz

I've seen your ways and
I know your plans
Coz I've been around
And I've seen this place before
I won't do this anymore
But if you want war then you've got war

So pick your friends out
I'll take my place and you'll take yours
Load your guns up
And we'll declare an ex-lovers war
I should have seen this years before
But now I'm ready for your war

I should have closed these borders years ago
But you left me somewhere I know well
And as I stand here in no-mans-land
I contemplate your attack

I've seen your ways and
I know your plans
'Cause I've been around
And I've seen this place before
I won't do this anymore
But if you want war then you've got war

You can try and hurt me
I'll come back for more

I've seen your ways and
I know your plans
'Cause I've been around
And I've seen this place before
I won't do this anymore
But if you want war then you've got war
But if you want war then you've got war

Kuroshitsuji Quotes

-You are not wrong. You fought to protect your world. Isn't that enough? After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves. No one really thinks of others. You will lose everything if you can't keep up. Only two kinds of people exist in this world. Those who steal and those who are stolen from. So then, today, I just stole your future. That's all.
Ciel

-Humans cannot reject temptation. When they are plunged into the depths of despair, likened to hell, they will hold on to anything that may help them escape from the situation they are in, even if it's merely a spider's thread, no matter what sort of humans they are.
Sebastian

-If it's your wish I will follow you everywhere. Even if your throne crumbles and your shiny crown turns to rust. Beside you as you lie, softly down, I will be. Until I hear the words, 'check mate'.
Sebastian

-You should not have come here! Please escape. Ciel, sir... It's too risky for you...
Tanaka

-The kitchen is the chef's holy place where even the butler can't raise his voice to him.
Bard

-I've gotta get used to it, this feeling of peace.
Bard

-I'll keep to what the young master has told me. To face the master with a clean mansion every day. That is a maid's job. I wipe away the mansion's dirt.
Mey-Rin

-It used to be that I couldn't go outside like this. So now it's fun to do it every day. I can touch trees and bugs and people.
Finnian

-He finally returned to the mansion, but he wasn’t able to laugh anymore. I love Ciel. I love Ciel’s smile. Why is it as though we always seem to end up going in circles? How can I bring back his smile?
Elizabeth

-I used to hate my red hair that was just like my father's. I used to hate red.
Angelina

-(To Vincent Phantomhive)I came to love my red hair that was just like my father's. I came to love red. I came to love you.
Angelina

-The spider's web has already been woven. The more you struggle, the harder it becomes to escape from those bonds. Whatever the prey, once they get involved with me, catching them is only a matter of time.
Lau

-In this world, Earl, there're people who can't survive because of the cruelty of reality. I sell those people dreams.
Lau

-Everybody is born with different abilities and purposes in life with our calling and life being guided by god. Us humans just have to abide by god's will, naturally and slowly, in order to complete what we have to do.
Agni

-From now on, I want to try and learn all sorts of things. And someday, I'll become a great man who won't lose to anyone and show you!
Soma

-(To Agni) "You stayed by my side, even when we were separated. I've given you nothing but trouble up until now. Will you stay by my side and still be my khana-sama?"
Soma

-(Referring to Agni's curry) "Like the beautiful lady unexpectedly met, with seven precious stones, wrapping their beauty around you. A gold brooch shaped like a dove, a bracelet made of sapphires and pearls, a garnet necklace, a cameo medal, and a diamond and emerald ring on your exquisite fingers, by you, my heart has been stolen from me."
Aleister Chamber

-(Referring to Sebastian's curry) "A young girl at the ball makes me want to love her tenderly. The mischievous mocking bird, singing like a child in the daytime, but in the evening, you show your true colors. The heart string-pulling smile behind your mask, a young girl, alone. I really want to hold you tightly in my arms!!"
Aleister Chamber

-Oh, Little Sebast, I do love red the most. Hair, clothes, lipstick, I love them to be red. That's why I love using fresh blood to do make-up for those ugly women. The more flamboyant a woman is, the more she's as beautiful as a poisonous flower, right?
Grell

-Even if I'm like this, I'm still the butler of death!
Grell

-Demons are those who use various chances to poke fun at humans, before proceeding to leech whatever comes out as a means of survival.
William

-To deceive prey with sweet words and drag them into darkness, isn't that a demon's signature ability?
William

-(Referring to Jack the Ripper) "The world of darkness has the world of darkness's rules. He wouldn't murder random people for no reason. There must be an influence manipulating him from behind."
Undertaker

-Today is a particular woman's special gala. The final great ceremony in each human's life. A funeral.
Undertaker

-Victoria, aye? I'm not a fan. She sits herself up so high above everyone else, and leaves the painful dirty work to the earl.
Undertaker

-Even though I told him to hold each and every soul dear. Because you hold great power, you gradually fail to understand the importance of things that cannot be recovered. You will realize once it's too late. How many times have I given you and the others the same warning?
Undertaker

a graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.(XD)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

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1. User reviews
Mira reflects on his relationship with Kyousuke. /Angsty drabble. Mentions of incest.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-13 - Complete
2. Black Cat Headcanons reviews
Have a Black Cat headcanon you wanna share? Then post them here! All are ideas are welcome. Have fun! -Love, Train
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-13
3. Have I? reviews
Ciel is ready to give up his soul before his goal for revenge is complete, and Sebastian jumps at the opportunity. Although, after the deed is done, Sebastian is left with some unfamiliar feelings. (Based off of a dream. One-shot. Mentions of Claude from season II but he doesn't really play much of a role. Just sayin'.)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-13 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
4. Kuroshitsuji Headcanons » reviews
Got some Kuro headcanons that you want to share with the world? Then click that review button and post them here! I'll start: Alois wears womens' panties.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-12-13 - Published: 10-15-12
5. Taste reviews
Alois asks Claude a question after a sexual encounter. Warnings: Yaoi, shota, all that good stuff. Don't like? Don't read. Claudois. /Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-13 - Alois T. & Claude F. - Complete
6. Much Better reviews
Sebastian walks in on Ciel and Claude. NO PLOT, POINTLESS, PURE CRACK. "Hints" of a lemon. XDDD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-13 - Sebastian M. - Complete
7. Last Kiss reviews
Madame Red is in grave danger. Sebastian wants to help her, but his orders say otherwise. And we all know that a butler CANNOT, for any reason, disobey his orders. Madame Red x Sebastian. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-13 - Madam Red & Sebastian M. - Complete
8. Bonershitsuji reviews
A normal day in the Phantomhive household goes horribly wrong when a strange bulge in Sebastian's pants captures Ciel's attention. /SMUT, YAOI, SHOTA!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-13 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
9. Shizuo's Blog » reviews
Hey, this is Shizuo here. I'm starting a blog where I answer your questions! Feel free to leave me a challenge... if you dare.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,663 - Reviews: 220 - Updated: 3-5-13 - Published: 2-21-12 - Shizuo H.
10. My Ship is Canon! reviews
A Kuro fangirl comes to a joyous conclusion after she finishes the final episode of season II, and her feels reach their breaking point! And of course her older sister comes in to see what all of the commotion is about. /Crackfic!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-13 - Complete
11. Broken Rose reviews
What if Train and Creed knew each other before Chronos? After a horrible fight with his abusive mother, a young Creed runs into the boy that would change his life forever. REPOST.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-1-13 - Creed D. & Train H.
12. Crack Cat reviews
A well though out summary of our favorite anime/manga. Well... Not really. Crackfic. REPOST.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-13 - Train H. - Complete
13. Consequential Love
Shizuo and Kasuka's bond goes far deeper than your average brother-ly relationship.The two are utterly,in love with each other. While Shizuo is known as a monster, Kasuka has a secret of his own. He's a hermaphrodite. After a steamy encounter with his older brother, he becomes pregnant. But what'll happen when Izaya gets a hold of this information? Written with Tokio Amarfi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Published: 12-13-12 - Kasuka H. & Shizuo H.
14. Dummkopf reviews
Asuka hits her thumb with a hammer. /Crackfic, not mine.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-12 - Asuka S. & Shinji I. - Complete
15. Rosebud reviews
Sebastian's view on Ciel's anus. /Drabble.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-7-12 - Sebastian M. - Complete
16. Tango reviews
Creed brings a new meaning to an old dance. PURE CRACK
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-12 - Creed D. & Train H. - Complete
17. Reflection reviews
I'm so happy for you, Yoite... This was... Just what you wanted. /Miharu's P.O.V/.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-12 - M. Rokujo & Yoite - Complete
18. Uncertainty reviews
"A demon loving his prey? Ha, as if."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
19. 30 Ways to Irritate Sebastian Michaelis reviews
Ever wondered if there was any way to kill our favorite butler's calm and collected disposition? Well, here's a list that will give you the complete satisfaction of doing so. Epic results guaranteed.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-14-12 - Sebastian M. - Complete
20. Umbrella reviews
Ciel and Sebastian are caught in a storm as they are waiting to be picked up. There's only one umbrella, so Ciel does the only logical thing-he shares. /Sebaciel fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
21. Paste reviews
Claude will do anything To make Sebastian suffer- and that means using his beloved master, as well. But what does a blender got to do with it?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-26-12 - Claude F. & Sebastian M.
22. Tease reviews
These nights, he just isn't himself. /Drabble.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
23. Cat Rapist reviews
Sven walks in on Train and his new girlfriend. Crackfic.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-13-12 - Sven V. & Train H. - Complete
24. E MC Vagina reviews
Ciel's drunk, and he's learned a new song. Crackfic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-13-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
25. Waves reviews
Yoite. You're always alone. You deserve to be heard, to be hugged, to be loved. And I'm here to provide all of those things. Miharu/Yoite fluff.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-13-12 - M. Rokujo & Yoite - Complete
26. Dear Agony reviews
There's something Ciel wants from Sebastian, but he's not sure how, or if he should even bother to ask. Sebastian is a demon, after all. /Drabble, one sided Sebaciel/.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
27. 100 Ways To Irritate Train Heartnet reviews
Always wanted to get on Train's bad side? Well, here's a full proof list that I've created that is sure to piss him off. REPOST. /Crack-fic?.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-12 - Train H. - Complete
28. Nightmares reviews
The feeling that he was good for nothing had always lingered in the back of his mind, so helping his little brother in his hour of need was just as much a comfort to Shizuo as it was to Kasuka. It was nice to know he was good for something.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-27-12 - Kasuka H. & Shizuo H. - Complete
29. Don't You Ever Grow Up reviews
As Shizuo takes his brother's dainty little hand, he realizes that some things indeed do never change. /Drabble-ish/.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-12 - Kasuka H. & Shizuo H. - Complete
30. Ownage reviews
In the midst of an erotic session, Ciel takes a moment to reflect on his relationship with Sebastian. Who truly controls who? /Drabble. Rated T for implied sex/. ,
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
31. Strawberry Tart reviews
Miharu has another way of getting Yoite to take his medicine. Miharu/Yoite fluff!
Nabari no Ō - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-16-12 - M. Rokujo & Yoite - Complete
32. Self Control reviews
For once, Shizuo doesn't give in to Izaya's digs. /Drabble-ish/.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-12-12 - Izaya O. & Shizuo H. - Complete
33. Code Gayass: LeDouche of The Rebellion » reviews
The Britannian Empire has taken complete control of Japan and christened it with the new name 'Area 11'. It has taken away a majority of Japan's rights, including those to gay marriage and fabulous shopping malls. It's up to 'LeDouche' and his new found power of Gayass to obliterate this horrid empire so the gays of Japan, including him, can live happily ever after. Crackfic!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-9-12 - Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
34. Other reviews
A pure form might mean part of his soul still clung to his Demon form, even after all this time. Maybe, just maybe, by some chance, Sebastian could capture what he had craved for years...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
35. It's Mine! reviews
Kasuka is pregnant with Shizuo's child...Or is he? /Crack fic/. 30 Day OTP Challenge, Day 4!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-12 - Kasuka H. & Shizuo H. - Complete
36. Call Me Maybe reviews
Izaya and Shizuo play a singing game for the xbox, and hilarious fluff breaks lose! 30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 3!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-12 - Izaya O. & Shizuo H. - Complete
37. Trickery reviews
Sven becomes upset when he catches Eve smoking, and she agrees to stop if he quits along side her. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize the god awful withdrawal symptoms that he's in for. /Written for bunny-loverXIV. Crackfic/.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-12 - Eve & Sven V. - Complete
38. Wishing reviews
"Shizu-nii…. Do you love me?" He asked sadly. "Or do you love Izaya more?" One sided Kasuka/Shizuo with mentions of Shizaya. 30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 2!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-12 - Kasuka H. & Shizuo H. - Complete
39. Nocturne reviews
For once in his life, Shizuo no longer feels alone. /Drabble-ish, slight Shizaya/. Entry #1 of the 30 Day OTP Challenge!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-26-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
40. Smut reviews
Creed gets a surprise birthday present from Eve. /Crack fic/.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-12 - Creed D. & Eve - Complete
41. Satisfactory reviews
It's done. /Drabble/.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
42. Off Day reviews
Kasuka is spending the day with his brother, and of course Izaya comes around to bother them. The younger brother realizes that Izaya is the only one who can force any sort of emotion out of Shizuo, and so he asks the most reasonable question... /Includes mild Shizaya, if you wish to view it that way/.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-21-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
43. The Door To Your Heart reviews
It all starts with a chance encounter with a teacher's-aide on her college campus. With the help of her empathic abilities and her newfound feelings, Mariko realizes that there's more to Shizuo than meets the eye, and she's going to do anything she can to set him straight. Shizuo/OC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-12 - Shizuo H. - Complete
44. Inanimate Love reviews
Erika catches Shizuo making out with his "girlfriend" and takes pictures to post on the internet. Shizuo/Vending machine! /Crack fic/.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-12 - Erika K. - Complete
45. Last Bite reviews
I told you not to eat the last of the cream cheese, Train...
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-12 - Eve & Train H. - Complete
46. That Moment reviews
You recall most of the important moments you've shared with Shizuo, don't you, Izaya? /Shizaya, Izaya angst!/.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-12 - Izaya O. & Shizuo H. - Complete
47. A Rat's Sorrow reviews
Yuki plans to take Tohru to prom, but what happens when he catches her admitting certain feelings to Kyo? Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-12 - Tohru H. & Yuki S. - Complete
48. Foul reviews
Oh, how Sebastian loves to tease his master. Oneshot. Written for naru-chan 92.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
49. Jaken's Plight reviews
It's six months after Rin joined Sesshomaru and Jaken, and Jaken becomes fed up with the little girl. Although, he doesn't realize how much she actually cares. One-shot. Inspired by Amara Anon.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-12 - Jaken & Rin - Complete
50. Turning Tables reviews
After Ciel reveals his true feelings for him, Sebastian realizes that the boy is no longer worth his time. Drabble-ish. One sided Ciel/Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-9-12 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete
51. If Only reviews
A single pat on the head can mean a thousand words. One-shot, Drabble-ish. One sided SebastianxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
52. Gash
Kasuka loves Shizuo, but he also cares deeply for Izaya. He is also terrified of what would become of him and his brother's relationship if he admitted his love for him. After explaining all of this to Izaya, the informant concludes that there is only one option... Get rid of one, and take the other. Slight Kasuka/Shizuo, mostly Kasuka/Izaya. However you want to view it, of course.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Published: 8-9-12 - Kasuka H. & Izaya O. - Complete
53. Sleepsong reviews
The young master requests a lullaby, and a surprised Sebastian is more than happy to oblige. Oneshot. Slight SebxCiel fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-6-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
54. Irony reviews
Train is confronted by Creed about their relationship troubles in traffic with the usage of a familiar song, "Somebody that I used to Know". /Crack fic/.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-12 - Creed D. & Train H. - Complete
55. Trapped reviews
Eve locks Train and Creed in the closet as a joke. As usual, these two manage to get into a fight over something, specifically, who is the one that is truly trapped inside the closet. Oh, and adding Crazy Steve to the mix won't make the situation much better. /Crack fic/. REPOST.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-12 - Creed D. & Train H. - Complete
56. Pater reviews
When Claude steals Ciel's soul and leaves him behind in the form of a baby, Sebastian decides that he will give his young master a second chance and raise him not as his butler, but as his father.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-4-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
57. Torn reviews
Train is mortally injured and Sven must come to face the facts. REPOST
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-12 - Sven V. & Train H. - Complete
58. Dictionaries reviews
Creed talks to Eve about his faggotry. REPOST.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-12 - Creed D. & Eve - Complete
59. Dick reviews
Train wants a new tattoo, and he stupidly allows Creed to give him one. At this rate, things can only turn out horribly.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-12 - Creed D. & Train H. - Complete
60. Mischevious reviews
Doctor uses the Lucifer bullet on Creed, which causes him to take the form of a cat! Creed immediately runs to Train, knowing that he'll care for him since has no idea of who he really is-that is, until he reverts back to his original form. And of course, things will always turn out to be awkward for Train in the end! One sided Creed x Train. Written for CreedDiskenth999 .
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-30-12 - Creed D. & Train H. - Complete
61. Vagina reviews
Sebastian notices that his young master is feeling a bit out of sorts, and he has the perfect joke to cheer him up. /Crack fic/.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-12 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete
62. Nuisance reviews
Can't I have just one day of peace? I guess not. /Drabble/.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-12 - Shizuo H. - Complete
63. Kill My Boyfriend reviews
Grell is getting sick and tired of William's treatment, and he wants to end the relationship so he can be with Sebastian. But according to the demon, there is only one option to truly break it off... /Songfic/.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Grell S. & Sebastian M. - Complete
64. Demon Heart reviews
Sebastian has everything he could possibly want- A loving mate, a beautiful child, and a good home. But what happens when all of it is taken away in an instant? In truth, a demon's heart can only take so much. /Oneshot, yaoi, mpreg in the first scene/.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-12 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete
65. The Text reviews
Train develops an addiction to Temple Run, and Eve knows just who to message to solve his little problem. /Crack fic/.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-12 - Eve & Train H. - Complete
66. Screwed » reviews
AU- Present day. Sebastian travels with his boyfriend Ciel and roomates Grell, Alois, and Claude to America to try some world-famous KFC. But since when has fried chicken had the ability to teleport people against their will? /Crack fic/.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-18-12 - Published: 7-15-12
67. Ai Ore reviews
But somehow, these two elements morphed into an emotion that we both thought had been forever sealed out of our hearts- love. /SebxCiel Drabble./
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
68. Bond reviews
A simple picnic ends with a devilish request from Ciel to Sebastian-to consume the boy's soul at that very moment so they can be together for the rest of eternity. It's an order that Sebastian is more than willing to obey, but of course, things don't always turn out as planned... And sometimes, it can be for the better.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-10-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M. - Complete
69. Contract reviews
He'll do his part to hold up his name until he can devour that sweet soul...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-12 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete
70. Lucky reviews
Why does Kasuka cry?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-12 - Kasuka H. & Shizuo H. - Complete
71. The World's Worst Counselor reviews
Shizuo is working as a secretary in a furniture store, and a suicidal teenager randomly calls up to rant about his problems. Who do you want to talk to when you're having an issue? Definitely not THIS person.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-21-12 - Shizuo H. - Complete
72. Notes reviews
Shinra makes Shizuo and Izaya have a compliment circle in an attempt to show them that they don't hate each other as much as they think they do. Mild Shizaya fluff. Enjoy!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-3-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
73. Insignificant » reviews
Shizuo's made a promise, but Izaya's determined to have him break it. When he attempts to take away the one person that Shizuo cares for most, will Shizuo finally lose his will and give in?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-22-12 - Published: 2-19-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
74. Issues reviews
"Young Master, are you gay?"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-13-12 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete
75. A Moment In Time » reviews
During a typical brawl, Shizuo and Izaya are both somehow thrown into a tunnel that leads them back to the past. New endings are made to old memories, and the outcomes are sweet. The two realize that they feel something more, but... ON HIATUS
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-8-12 - Published: 1-16-12 - Izaya O. & Shizuo H.
76. Black Cat Episode 25!: A 2012 Special » reviews
What if there was a 25th episode of Black Cat, or rather, just a Black Cat OVA in general? Would all hell break loose? Keep reading to see what Creed has in store for our favorite characters.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-5-12 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete
77. Shi reviews
When death smiles upon you, all you can do is smile back.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
78. Train & Creed Take Miami reviews
A parody of the show "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami". Sort of. Read on to read all about Train and Creed's wonderful drama-filled lives.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-12 - Creed D. & Train H. - Complete
79. Tampons reviews
Izaya mistakes a tampon for a breadstick. Shizuo walks in on it. A short but major crack fic.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-31-12 - Izaya O. & Shizuo H. - Complete
80. Cycle reviews
Izaya gets his period.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-18-12 - Izaya O. & Shizuo H. - Complete
81. Frigid reviews
It had only been a month since I had made amends with you, and now I'll always regret wishing for the snow.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
82. Happy Thoughts reviews
Hello! It's Shizuo here. I've been thinking about things lately, and I've realized that just about every time you've seen me, it looks as if I have major, major anger issues. So,I thought that I would make a video about things that make me… Happy.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-15-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete
83. Today reviews
Shizuo shuddered and coughed up a wave of blood, a seemingly horrified look on his face. Izaya grinned, satisfaction beginning to swell in his chest. Had he finally done it? If he succeeded, would his feelings be the ones that he had anticipated?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-14-12 - Izaya O. & Shizuo H. - Complete
84. Stubble reviews
Izaya finds Shizuo sleeping on the sidewalk outside his apartment, so he decides to take him inside. When Izaya sits down to examine him, he notices something amusing. One-sided Shizaya. I accept anonymous reviews!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-10-12 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O. - Complete