Author has written 6 stories for Ranma, Figure 17, Harry Potter, X-overs, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Code Lyoko.
I am a modern day American. Hah!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
It's kind of funny how people ask for advice when they've already made up their minds.
A Lawn Gnome: We are wise and cunning.
I wish I were home reading funny stories in binary.
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right." Thomas Paine
"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking." Albert Einstein
"To use and throw away people, to kill because they do not bow to what your whim is. That makes you a monster no matter your station."
Young boy (whines): I don't want to go outside. It's dark and scary.
Old man: Shadow is only the reflection of light and light the source of all shadow. Do not fear the shadow for the light is not far behind it.
Young boy: Huh?
Old man (rubs his brow): Just take out the garbage already. It stinks.
Evil robot: No one can stop me. I am a force beyond your pathetic understanding humans. No one can stop me. I am invincible!
(Everyone runs around in a panic as the robot shoots out lasers, except for one child. The child calmly walks behind the robot and pulls a plug out of the wall.)
If you want me to concentrate on one story in particular, let me know :)
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