I am a modern day American. Hah!

Favorite Quotes:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.

It's kind of funny how people ask for advice when they've already made up their minds.

A Lawn Gnome: We are wise and cunning.
Another Lawn Gnome: We stole man's fire and then tried to hide it in our pockets.
A Lawn Gnome: That was painful and dumb. So we became even more cunning.

I wish I were home reading funny stories in binary.

"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right." Thomas Paine

"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking." Albert Einstein

"To use and throw away people, to kill because they do not bow to what your whim is. That makes you a monster no matter your station."

Young boy (whines): I don't want to go outside. It's dark and scary.

Old man: Shadow is only the reflection of light and light the source of all shadow. Do not fear the shadow for the light is not far behind it.

Young boy: Huh?

Old man (rubs his brow): Just take out the garbage already. It stinks.

Evil robot: No one can stop me. I am a force beyond your pathetic understanding humans. No one can stop me. I am invincible!

(Everyone runs around in a panic as the robot shoots out lasers, except for one child. The child calmly walks behind the robot and pulls a plug out of the wall.)

Evil robot: Noooo. My only weakness. (Robot shuts down.)

Updates: 5/13/2013

Again, I've been crazy busy and will continue to be so I will update as I can. Thank you for the comments and suggestions. I may turn some of my shorts from Chaos into stories, but I think I need to focus on the stories that I have now. If want to use any of my shorts from Chaos in Postmeridian for a story starter, feel free to use it, but let me know by PM.

If you want me to concentrate on one story in particular, let me know :)