| Pointy Objects |
Author has written 37 stories for Hey Arnold, and Fanfiction Poetry. Pointy_Objects, here. I can't remember the exact story behind my penname, but rest assured, it'll probably never change. I tried that once, for about an hour, but I had to go back. P_O is in my soul. I'm (insert eyeroll) a romance writer. I'm sorry; I'm all about the love and fluffy stuff and...girlish emotions. Laugh all you like, but that's how I roll. Love it or leave it. Fanfics in Order of Posting: Ruthless- Complete. Sequal in Progress. The Compromise- In Progress. Sequal to Ruthless. In all honesty, better than Ruthless. Improvement with time, I suppose. Somewhat fluffy, and hormonally driven. That's high school for 'ya. Back Home- Completed. It's Only Life- (In Progress) Sequal to Back Home. How will Helga react upon her parents return? There's a reason why it's easier to hate... BitterSweet Catastrophe- Completed. My greatest piece of work to date. If you read anything by me, read that. Everything else is...trash. And, in reality, the only piece of work inspired by my real life and nothing else. Go figure. Roses are Red- Completed After enduring the infidelities of the man she vowed to love, honor and cherish, Helga snaps. Arnold's murder seems to settle just fine with her..until she finds out she's pregnant. Suddenly, this doesn't seem like a good idea... All pictures for my fanfiction can be found here...at my website...that I made! It's not done, but what you should really check out, are my character photos. Because, they're all pretty great. Especially Arnold and Helga. They're my favorite. As mentioned, I am officially writing original fiction, and LOVING IT! It's great, really. So for all the people who don't want to go on that search thingy on Fictionpress, here's the link: The Link to The Most Fabulous Original Fiction You'll Ever Behold... All my stuff is over there, and...whatever. It's not horrible, I promise. I hope. Okay, that's enough now, go read some stuff. I recommend my Favorite Stories page. It kind of rocks a little bit everyday. -Pointy_O | |||||||||||
1. Say reviewsIt's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say. Oneshot.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-6-09 - Helga & Arnold - Complete2. The Compromise » reviewsI can feel your feet touching mine. If you can't dance, there's someone else in line. Sequal to Ruthless.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,157 - Reviews: 238 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 10-2-05 - Helga & Arnold3. It's Only Life » reviewsOur battles are repetitious, if not broken, poetry. Sequel to Back Home.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Helga & Arnold4. Barren reviewsHe was working so hard to make her happy, but she could hardly bring herself to feel anything but sorrow.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-6-09 - Helga & Gerald - Complete5. Smile reviewsPicture Day is the equivalent to being picked last for Kickball. Only, you're wearing an ugly sweater and there's photographic evidence of your embarassment.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-09 - Arnold & Helga - Complete6. Towed reviewsSome people believe that all things happen for a reason. I believe that some things happen because of really, really annoying neighbors. Oneshot.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-09 - Helga & Arnold - Complete7. That's Not My Name reviewsThey call me 'Hey', they call me 'Olga', they call me 'Her', they call me 'Girl'. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name....Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-09 - Helga - Complete8. First Name Basis reviewsIt started out as an accident. It continued out of habit. Drabble.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-28-09 - Helga - Complete9. Purple Pen reviewsAs long as he didn't tap it on the side of the desk, I'd be fine. As long as he didn't chew on the cap, I'd be okay. As long as he didn't unscrew the lid and spill purple ink and my secrets all over his Civil War report, I might survive the day. OneshotHey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-15-09 - Helga & Arnold - Complete10. Roses Are Red » reviewsIt's a fleeting, fickle, funny thing; he asks for your hand, you take his ring, but fidelity is never as it seems, from a shallow grave and rosy dreams...Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,475 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 7-22-08 - Helga & Arnold - Complete11. Awkward » reviewsA collection of one-shots focusing on that special time in every young person's life...when you generally have no idea what's going on. Enjoy!Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,660 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 6-12-08 - Arnold & Helga - Complete12. I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance reviewsWho ever thought being the 'nice guy' would make me so miserable? Oneshot.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-12-08 - Arnold & Helga - Complete13. Nice reviewsIf I had to, I'd describe her as sickeningly nice. I say this because, for the most part, she makes me very, very sick. Oneshot.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-9-08 - Helga & Olga - Complete14. Birds reviewsI hate birds. I hate all kinds of birds. I hate big birds, I hate little birds, I hate sparrows, and seagulls, and toucans and woodpeckers, and pigeons. I hate birds.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-9-08 - Arnold & Helga - Complete15. Desperation reviewsDesperation- The condition of being desperate; recklessness arising from despair.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-16-08 - Helga & Gerald - Complete16. Paparazzi reviewsThis photo of us: It don't have a price...ready for those flashing lights? Oneshot. A/HHey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-7-08 - Helga & Arnold - Complete17. Back Home » reviewsWhen you've lost the only home you've known, the only love there is, and the one person who cares about you, where do you go? You go home, but where is home? Completed...no, really, it is this time. No lie...COMPLETED.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,631 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 1-5-04 - Helga & Arnold - Complete18. Groove Is In The Heart reviewsI'm back at it again! Another ten songs, and ten more ficlets for your reading pleasure. This time with even more romance, drama, and...Hannah Montana? Enjoy!Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-27-08 - Arnold & Helga - Complete19. Lights and Music reviewsA Song Challenge purposed to me by Arnolds Love. Be prepared for Romance, Heartache, and a little Dark humor, just for laughs. Enjoy!Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-24-08 - Arnold & Helga - Complete20. Red, 8, 25 reviewsAt least he didn't have to take the test 110 times to know what his truth was...Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-10-08 - Gerald & Phoebe - Complete21. Trying Too Hard reviewsBlack ice melting in the stream. I can't hold on to what I used to be. A better man would understand...will you?Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-6-08 - Helga & Arnold - Complete22. Blue Shade reviewsLet's not forget ourselves, good friend. I am flawed if I'm not free. And your husband will never leave you. He will never leave you...for me. Oneshot.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-13-08 - Helga & Arnold - Complete23. Pink reviewsIf nothing else,' she thought, blowing delicately on her fingertips. 'He's got a pretty good memory...'Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-7-08 - Arnold & Helga - Complete24. Decoy reviewsIf anyone ever asks, I suppose I can tell them that I'm doing it to meet new people and expand my horizons. Seriously, the things I do for love...Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-07 - Gerald - Complete25. A BitterSweet Catastrophe » reviewsI am fairly agile. I can bend and not break. Or I can break and take it with a smile. And I am so resilient. I recover quickly. I'll convince you soon that I am fine.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,075 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 8-10-04 - Helga & Arnold - Complete26. First Day reviewsBecasue a sister's job is very rarely, if ever, truly done.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-07 - Helga - Complete27. Paragon reviewsYour mission, should you choose to accept it: Perfection.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-07 - Complete28. Work in Progress reviewsAnyone in their right mind wouldn't have been so calm. But I never was in my right mind anyway.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-24-07 - Helga & Gerald - Complete29. Nitrous Oxide reviewsThings could have been worse. I could have left him another message this time. [Sortof Sequal to Coming in Sideways]Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-07 - Arnold & Helga - Complete30. Coming in Sideways reviewsPersonal pain is no reason to be rude to others. So says he who didn't have wisodm teeth.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-9-07 - Helga & Arnold - Complete31. Nickname reviewsWhoever said that the third time's a charm never met my sister.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-6-07 - Helga - Complete32. The Sound of Settling reviewsI’m prepared for this. I’ve been through this scenario in my mind before. I’m…Crimeny, what’s that? Is he wiping his face? Dear God, he’s not going to cry, is he? Oh no...Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-25-07 - Helga & Arnold - Complete33. Repreive reviewsre·prieve [verb] An interruption in the intensity or amount of something, Any respite or temporary relief.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-24-07 - Helga & Arnold - Complete34. Ruthless » reviewsSanity is wearing thin, Alliances have been formed and broken, and then there were strawberries...FINALLY COMPLETED!Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,764 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 7-22-05 - Published: 12-9-03 - Arnold & Helga - Complete35. Football Headed Life reviewsAnother limerick by Pointy ObjectsHey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-0436. Helga's Wrath reviewsJust a little something I wrote in creative Writing! Enjoy!Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-04