Yagurt
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since: 01-10-12, id: 3614613, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
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Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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About Me:

Name: Yagurt

Personality: I like to call myself sweet, nice and patient but my friends call me otherwise.

They say I'm stupid (in a funny/good way), abusive and random.

Uh, how rude!

I am not abusive...I just get angry.

So the first time you meet me, I will be polite.

Occupation: Well, I'm the best writer out there, but yes, I'm an author.


Fanfics:

I write Hetalia - Axis Powers stories.

I'm currently into anything who is paired with Canada!

Canada all the way!

I would write other anime fanfics, but I can't multi-watch.

I stick with 3 animes at a time.


My Stories:

I write Yaoi stories.

If you don't like, then go away.

regarding updates to my stories AKA, this is important:

I don't know the best way to explain this, but I'll try:

My editor Yanatta (so awesome by the way!) edits my chapters.

I replace the chapter, but no one would know I did. =[

I want my readers to know I took the time and effort to make my story better. (you're a douche bag if you don't appreciate that)

I replace the rough chapter with the new one and then add the double as a "new chapter" to the story.

So that is why you don't see a continuous chapter.

Please search though all the chapters and you would find note saying : This chapter has been revised/edited.

I revise/edit the chapter, or do both if I find I don't like something.

PM me if you don't understand.

Makes sense?


Roleplay:

I recently just got into roleplaying

So anyone wanna RP with me?

I like to use Facebook to RP.

Um you can either add my RP character.

Just ask me


Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Canada
2. America
3. Russia
4. England
5. Lithuania
6. Ukraine
7. Greece
8. Germany
9. France
10. Prussia
11. Austria
12. Japan

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
That's a weird paring! But it'll be cute if someone does it

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
HELL TO THE YES. I'm already one with Mother Russia

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
HAHAHAH! I don't think that is possible but damn Ukraine! You're twice the man Canada is!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
One yes It was so angst-y LOVED IT

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Somewhat...

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
EngalndxGermany YES! I would love to see that!

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
He would run for his life! Two intimidating countries together!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
That pairing is a little weird
>It couldn't make sense. Alfred stared at the girl right before his eyes. She was clutching his shirt and crying while talking. "P-Please be my friend..."

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Sure All you have to do is believe

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
The Abandonment.

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Drama, Angst

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Nah they don't. I don't either...

13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
"Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol. Francis would be forever alone...

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Rape. Abuse. Gore. Drama.

15.) What pick-up line might eight use on five?
HAHAHAH. "Let wipe down your counter top." (oh my god why!)

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Challenge accepted!

Ludwig walks into room, fuming.
"Gilbert! Gilbert!" He calls out angrily.
Gilbert looks up from the TV, confused.
Ludwig slams the door open and Gilbert braces himself for Ludwig's outburst.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I guess Greece would be angry!

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Canada crying and England comforting him. Canada has a crush on England.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't know. Maybe they read Greece and Japan mostly.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes xD greatly!

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
That would be awesome! And America would be the ultimate seme in this

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Me GOTT." accompanied with curse words.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A few months ago...

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Um...I don't know really...

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk! Austria is too much of a gentleman to do something like that...especially to France!

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Russia. No question debating it.

28) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic?
Canada and France are in a happy-relationship until France suddenly runs off with England. Canada, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Austria and a brief unhappy affair with Japan, then follows the wise advice of Lithuania and finds true love with America.

Oh wow...um
Tittle: Regrets and Mistakes All Work Out In The End.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
It's be nice

30) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend.Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
Canada and Germany are in a happy relationship until Lithuania runs off with France. After Germany dumps Canada for America, Ukraine gets upset and retaliates by dating Japan. Alone and broken-hearted, Canada travels in search of a friend. Finally, Canada meets England and Greece. The three loners meet Prussia, who tells each of them to look for love. England finds Russia and Greece finds Austria, but now Canada is stuck in a never-ending love triangle between Ukraine and Japan!

31) What would be a good title for this?
The Misfortunes Of Love

32) What would the genre(s) be?
Parody. Romance. Comedy. Hurt/Comfort.

33) Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
They all play a dancing game. Of course Prussia wins!

34) Make up an e-mail address for 6.
Green_thumb13@yahoo.com

35) If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
Hip-Hop. Pop. All forms of Rock. Dance. Techno. Electronic. Germany would just hide it from everyone

36) What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Order him to teach me his ways of l'amour. Then show him yaoi and fanfics of him and every other Hetalia character

37) Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?
Not really, but it's still cute

38) 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Well this is difficult...Canada would put up a fight, but Russia would win

39) 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
For some reason, I think America would order pineapple

40) What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor?
Math/Algebra. Since I hate those subjects so much and Canada would make it endurable

41) 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
I think Prussia would take Lithuania to a theme park RIDE ALL THE RIDES OF COURSE!

42) 6 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?
I really don't know...Greece would probably sleep

43) How would 9 court 6?
Romantically

44) Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
America always hated Germany because of the time when Hitler was in power. Germany only wanted forgiveness, especially from America.

45) In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?
Canada because they're right next by each other and they look like a cute couple!

46) 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?
America would go out and save Canada himself.

47) 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 in order to get to 3’s lair, where they must fight against 3’s evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
France and Ukraine are about to get married, until Russia crashes their wedding and abducts France against his will. Ukraine follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with her archival, Canada. They must then Hijack some form of transportation from Germany in order to get to Russia's lair, where the must fight against Russia's evil zombified minions. What would happen next?

Ukraine would be a little scared but with the help of Canada, they would win!

48) 9 receives a gift from 1. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Yes France would open them! Probably maple syrup and romantic things

49) 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
England would probably kick it and walk away, but then he would give in and take it!

50) 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.
England: *half-drunk* "Haha I dare you to strip while pole-dance in front Greece"
Germany: "I will do no such things!"
Greece: *doesn't care*
England: "Do it you *hic* you git!"
Germany: *blushing and starts to pole dance*
Greece: "You actually have a nice body. Probably from all that training..."
Germany: "J-Just shut up!"

51) What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?
:/

52) If you had the chance to rewrite 1’s life, how would you change it?
People wound notice Canada a bit more!

53) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
There would be an endless fight between Russia and Germany

54) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Both of them are nice Such nice people

55) Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Prussia would probably use this as blackmail against America

56) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
AWWW Germany would probably fight Russia for Ukraine

57) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
America because he is the hero!

58) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
He would succeed because he makes the best pancakes!

59) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Germany I like that couple better

60) Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
CATS. MILLIONS OF CATS.

61) Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
HAHAHA! HELL TO THE NO.

62) Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
He doesn't care, but will be hurt just a little bit.

63) Why is Six afraid of Seven?
XD She isn't.

64) Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
France was probably having sex and that's why he was late. America would be angry he was late.

65) Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
HAHAH! Lithuania and I would run away from France

66) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
France! A killer! America would beat France up!

67) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Ukraine is a nice girl and so she would save Canada

68) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
They would go out and kill animals. All that training wasn't for nothing Germany

69) What might a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Is your name Lois Lane? Cause I can be your hero!"

70) Would Three and Seven get together?
Russia would accept anyone to become one with Mother Russia.

71) Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eight?
Germany of course! With that stick up his ass all the time...Ukraine would just forget about the lesson.

72) Do you think Two is hot? How hot?
Hell yeah! FUCKING HOT AS HELL!

73) Ten sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does Eight succeed?
Um to get all the beer and wurst and come home with it. HELL YEAH HE DOES!

74) What would Five most likely be arrested for?
Arrested for doing a crime for Russia.

75) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?
Germany! I would love if he gave me a piggy back ride!

76) 7 and 4 start a conversation about Michael Jackson. How does it go?
HAHAHAH. Why would they talk about him?

77) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes

78) Make up a summary for a Three and Ten Fan Fic.
Russia couldn't help it. That pail skin, those bloody, ruby eyes. Hair as white as snow. He held it far too long, and now he has him in his house. In his house! But this isn't what he wanted, him being angry at Russia, no. Russia wanted his love. What can he do to earn it?

79) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
What's wrong? Did you get a nightmare? Sleep with me!

80) 2 asked you to go out with him?
Accept it! My own hero! :dreamysigh:

81) 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Scream if I didn't know him, either that, accept him and ask him if he wants to scrub my back!

82) 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
FINALLY! I knew there was something between them!

83) 5 cooked you dinner?
Eat it

84) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
That's cool! Now I have a lot of kitty cats!

85) 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Let her sleep and tickle her awake!

86) 8 got into the hospital somehow?
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!

87) 9 made fun of your friends?
Why would you do that France! I'll get England on you!

88) 10 ignored you all the time?
Maybe if I just say I'm more awesome, Prussia wouldn't ignore me anymore!

89) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
He'll get his axe and his hunting weapons and chase them down!

90) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He'll carry me to the hospital

91) It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Vodka And sunflowers but he would really give me something I like

92) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He tries to save me!

93) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Tells me not to do it.

94) You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Ukraine would support me Even make my cake!

95) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Greece would let me pet his cats He never lets anyone touch his cats!

96) You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
By making me wurst. Food calms me down

97) You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
He will sponsor me in his weird way

98) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Prussia would just laugh along!

99) 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's so cute! OMG when have I never dreamed of Canada!

100) 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Be a little surprised but support him all the way!

101) 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
OH GOD. IT'S A FIGHT!

102) You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
They will, if Russia doesn't act creepy.

103) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Sure he will!

104) 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Tell her to stop. It isn't like Ukraine to do this!

105) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Wonder if he likes it and if I look cute

106) Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?
He will! If he just smile more! Germany's smile is very cute!

107) Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
YES! Even something simple as a bagel, France is a great cook. The bagel is probably made from scratch.

108) 1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?
Sure I like all types of music

109) 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Germany would be a little freaked out since emo kind of contrasts America's personality, but nonetheless, ask why.

110) 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Prussia would stay since he would act childish with them. Even join them in the ball pit!

111) 3 told 6 he started his period. His reaction?
HAHAHAH. Ukraine would be freaked out that Russia was a girl all this time!

112) 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Why?
England is jealous! & he always thought France's lips looked like a fishes when he puckers.

113) What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
SO CUTE!

114) If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would dominate?
Russia. He is the man of the relationship after all...

115) 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
CRACK! America and Prussia's personality would never mix well!

116) Is 4 het or slash better?
England is both actually, in my opinion.

117) Have you ever read fan fiction of 5 and 11?
Does one even exist?

118) If 8 were to cosplay, what would they be?
I think someone like the Hulk haha

119) How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Maybe like 12 drinks since Canada can't hold his alcohol that good, and because he is a gentleman to do something like that to Japan!

120) Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Both actually. Only if it's not nasty incest between Russia and Ukraine, then I'm good. A lot of drama and angst between Russia and America

121) 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Yes they would. Greece's cats would want to attack the fishes hehe

122) Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
The Fox and the Hound.

123) If 3 and 11 get together, who's the sadist?
Russia of course!

124) Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Quiet by Light.

125) Is there any evidence for 4/2?
NO SHIT SHERLOCK. (haha a pun)

126) How hot would 7/3 be?
Not as much but cute I see Greece's cats attacking Russia.

127) If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
They would freak and swear Greece wouldn't tell.

128) What's 1's secret kink?
Hmm, crossdressing?

129) How about 6?
Um...I'm not sure...

130) Or perhaps 10?
Dressing up as a king!

131) What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Another Collection. I find this threesome to be forced and abusive.

132) How about 2/4/6?
The Hero is Here!

133) Or even 7/8/9?
Relive the Day's Stress. Because you know, Germany is in it.

134) So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
So. Canada has a relationship with Ukraine, but secretly wants America. Ukraine knows this and breaks up with Canada to go pursue Russia, who's with Austria. Austria is also with Prussia, however, who's cheating on Austria with Germany. Germany finds out, and cheats with Greece, who is, in turn, cheating on England. Canada pursues America, who just broke up with Lithuania, who's now after France. Canada gives up on this, and ends up with Japan, while Ukraine finally ends up with Russia.

135) Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
The Shop Out Front. Shop as in Ukraine's yarn shop. Yes, I see her knitting and stuff. Greece goes there to get a balls of yarn for his cats

136) If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Germany better run! Canada was a beast in the WW2

137) If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
I say France. He does have experience.

138) What if it was 3 and 9?
No doubt Russia!

139) 4 and 9?
France. For the love of pancakes he is the love god!

140) Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Nope. I wouldn't even read it. I don't read much yuri.

141) Or 2 het?
America can make a good couple with a girl.

142) Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Lithuania never experienced real love, so how will lessons with France change that?

143) Write a possible summary for a fan fiction involving 2/9/7.
America and France both ogled Greece. They both like the quiet ones, always wondering how they would sound like in pleasure. So they start up a plan...and their target is non other than Greece.

144) Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
A Transformer and a Greek. HEY! I was writing down the first thing I thought about. But it is funny seeing Russia as a Transformer.

145) Have you ever seen Fan art of 11 and 12?
No. I don't think they're even acknowledge them as a couple.

146) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Germany. They found out what type of music he likes!


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6. Piano Burgers reviews
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