After 'The Real Sheldon' i'm putting up another TBBT about Raj, should be fun!

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, Panda-Boo15, Storylover158, Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, XboxArcher

If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Panda-Boo15,Storylover158,Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, XboxArcher

If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile and add our name to the list: Panda-Boo15, JillEsterNapier91, wassupshortyshortz-BTRlover, Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, XboxArcher

If you're IN LOVE with Big Time Rush, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you friend is WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you havent died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have known someone who thinks they're your friend but they're really not, copy and post this onto your profile.

My fav quotes:

-- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.

-- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. (Like choking.)

-- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it; but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.

-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!

-- Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

-- I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.

-- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

-- You can only gain confidence by surviving the attempt.

-- Dream as if you'll live forever; But live as if you'll die tomorrow.

-- One day your life will flash before your eyes; Just make sure its worth watching!

-- I'm trying to see things from your point of view but unfortunately i can't shove my head up my butt

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

FAN PLEDGE FOR BIG TIME RUSH!:

To the group of pop,

I pledge that my love will never stop.

They make me laugh, they make me cry,

they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.

I love how cute and dedicated they are,

it's 100% true they are pop stars.

They make my heart melt when they sing,

and also when they strum those guitar strings.

I just want to say Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James.

I really love you and how you play games.

So I pledge this to BTR, I will be a true fan for these 4 stars!!

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