| Ariadne Bassarid |
Author has written 20 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Phantom of the Opera, and Fruits Basket. Updated 14 October 2011: You can fully blame Little Kuriboh and YGO: Abridged for my recent spate of stories, the rekindling of my love of this fandom, my yearning for sexy stories about children's cartoon characters, my undying faith in the heart of the blah blah blah etc. That shiz is the bomb-diggity, yo. Okay, but seriously... I think The Abridged Series has actually made me totally deranged, because after a few sporadic updates a few years in between, I seem to be writing fanfiction like MAD. I'm worried for my mental well being. I'd be less worried if I could just stop shouting BURN THE WITCH in my awful impression of Barney-Tristan... Or get 'Sexy Back' out of my head. Thanks, Little Kuriboh. Thanks for ruining my life. Ruining it with Yu-Gi-Oh! and LAUGHTER. Also, I've become a total thiefshipper. Thanks, internet. If you want to read some awesome thiefshipping, check out what's at the top of my favourite stories list, and click around, because DANG those ladies write some good stories. (I'm going to gender discriminate and assume they're all ladies, because this is Yu Gi Oh fanfiction, after all. Sexist? Moi?) While I'm back in world of anime fanfiction, I'm also creeping in some anime-watching. Like a shit-tonne of Bleach, and some Fuushigi Yuugi (which I find disgustingly retro-sexist, and yet funny) and most recently, Black Butler. Oh, wow. Stories about a demon butler and his ward sifting through Victoriana-themed mysteries? It's like everything I love, combined. Though I do find the whole twelve-year-old-boy thing a mite disturbing. Um other bits of random update information... So, I finished The Definition of Love. Sorry it took me so absurdly long to edit something I wrote in one day, although I did add to the third section from what I originally wrote. Hope you enjoy your fanfic porn, guys. OH, and I've got half a thiefshipping one-shot written too, so expect that sometime in a galaxy not too far far away. It is also, um. Well. Porn. What is wrong with me?! So many things. So hey, people. Read and REVIEW. I try to leave a review on everything I read. I also try to be polite and reply to reviews, though sometimes they do slip by. But anyway, I just don't understand the whole lurking thing. Like, 'The Happy Genius' has more hits than ANY of my stories, and yet, per-chapter, the least reviews. Who is responsible for this? SECRET INTERNET ROBOTS WITH A FETISH FOR KAIBA? | |||||||
1. The Definition of Love » reviewsRyou likes Anzu. Bakura likes Malik. Problematic, when they share one body - and even more so, when Bakura is the one who's running it most of the time. MATURE CONTENT. thiefshipping, hostshipping and more. Complete!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,549 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-14-11 - Published: 7-23-11 - R. Bakura & Marik I. - Complete2. Dance in the Dark reviewsSeto Kaiba does NOT dance. No way, no how. But unfortunately for him, Jounouchi knows all the right moves. SetoxJou, puppyshipping. short timeskip. Complete.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-16-11 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete3. Raindrops keep fallin' reviewsBroke and unemployed, Jounouchi thinks his day can't get any worse when it starts to rain. That is, until he ducks into the nearest cafe and finds Seto Kaiba sitting there. JouKai, SxJ, shounen-aiYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-13-11 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete4. The Halloween Parade » reviewsAnonymity is a fine excuse, but the thing about Halloween is... The masks have to come off. puppyshipping, Jou x Kaiba, futurefic, COMPLETEYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 12-23-08 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete5. Will Do Favours reviewsJounouchi finds himself in the backseat of Kaiba's limo - twice. The first ride leads to an embarrassing arrest, and the second... Well, it just leads to Kaiba. oneshot, futurefic-ish, SxJYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 3-12-08 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete6. The Happy Genius » reviewsArrogant. Pushy. Genius. Three words describing both Seto Kaiba and Rebecca Hawkins. Who says you have to be opposites to attract? SetoxRebecca, prodigyshipping, completeYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,349 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 5-23-06 - Seto K. & Rebecca H. - Complete7. Little Star » reviewsSerenity has 3 men and her mom telling her what to do, a job in a strip club, and classes to attend... And then the Kaibas show up on scene. DISCONTINUED.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 5-21-05 - Shizuka K. & Seto K.8. Patience reviewsIt's uncomfortable for a doctor to be the sick one. Especially when Hatori usually controls his thoughts so carefully. HatorixTohruFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 1-14-06 - Tohru H. & Hatori S.9. Being Clean reviewsShowering is not a private experience with a millenia old spirit attached to you. [oneshot, BakuraxRyou, mature content]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-21-05 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete10. Rockstar? reviewsIs Seto Kaiba really the japanese rockstar Gackt? The media comes up with the strangest theories... [SetoxSerenity, oneshot for Setine]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-10-05 - Seto K. & Shizuka K. - Complete11. Picture Perfect » reviewsThe last person Seto Kaiba expected to find taking pictures of him was Katsuya Jounouchi. [SetoJoey, futurefic, M for safety]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 10-2-05 - Published: 3-2-05 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete12. The Emperor's New Trenchcoat reviewsThe only question is... will Seto Kaiba be naked? Romance! Sort of. Excitement! Of the kind involving innuendo. Holograms! Or lack thereof. Doughnuts! Well, a doughnut. [SxS oneshot]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-30-05 - Shizuka K. & Seto K. - Complete13. Phantom of the Opera: Behind the Genius » reviewsDeep down inside, where Erik really feels things... He can't get the I'm Too Sexy song out of his head. [EC slanted.]Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-3-05 - Erik14. Distance between us reviewsAnzu and Seto say goodbye short drabble.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-05 - Anzu M. & Seto K. - Complete15. One fell swept reviewsSerenity loves Seto. Serenity loves Joey. Joey hates Seto. Serenity is in a trashcan. [Oneshot]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-4-05 - Seto K. & Shizuka K. - Complete16. Coffee and Cigarettes » reviewsQuirky shots connected only by coffee and cigarettes, with all of the usual YGO cast. SetoxSerenity, AnzuxBakura, other misc character fun.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 12-28-04 - Published: 11-23-04 - Complete17. Man and Monster » reviewsAU. Ryou sheds his meek exterior to pursue Bakura, the vampire that killed Anzu, across 19th century Europe. [Bakura x Ryou x Anzu]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-4-04 - Published: 11-3-04 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete18. Elegy for a Literate Dog reviewsLove letters are useless, and Jounouchi knows it. So why would he bother trying to write one? [SetoxJoey, KaiJou]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 11-11-04 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete19. Motorcycles Are Only So Useful, Afterall reviewsOne shot, Marik x Téa hinted at... Generalromancecomedy. Motorcycles, breadrolls.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-11-04 - Anzu M. & Yami Marik - Complete