I am legally insane!

I am true to my penname- I love Nintendo games. And yet at the same time, I've learned to broaden my horizons over the years, and that love spread to other platforms, cartoons, and movies. I love to write and draw about everything I love, because I have WAY too much time on my hands. XD

But let me get a little thing straight here. When you look at my bio, you'll probably start thinking, "Wow, this girl's an idiot. I bet her writing stinks." Well, I may be absolutely insane by nature, but when it comes to writing fics,I am dead serious about it. It takes me a lot of work (and a LOT of inspiration) to write this stuff, only for the enjoyment and response of you readers. So please, read my fics at least, and you'll see I'm for real. Honest.

I've also heard it said that fanfiction writers are stereotypically ninnys who thrive on crap like Mary Sues and Crossovers and junk like that. I assure you, I won't lower myself down to that level of embaressment. Any original characters of mine are well-thought out so they're not perfect, and the very few crossovers I do are usually fleeting. I like writing Alternate Universe fics, but I try to be as original as possible with them while still keeping everyone in character (unless otherwise is demanded). But please don't stick me with the others, PLEASE. I take my writing very seriously, and I appreciate well-thought out comments, enlighting on my strengths, like what characters I do well or whether I set the mood correctly or used the appropiate language or not. Please consider these things when reviewing my work, as I try to give the same quality reviews to the stuff I read. Please give me more than just "I really like it" or "Please continue."

Got it? Good! Onto my more goofy side.

Info on yours truely :

Real Name: Nevermind. It's not really recommended by my peers. XD

Alias: Kels Bug

Age: 19

Currently Attending: Woodbury University of Burbank

Majoring in: Animation

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Ideology: Agnostic

Political Association: Democrat

Birthday: June 13

Zodiac/Star sign: Snake/Gemini

Home: San Gabriel, California (HA! I have a movie star as a governer and you DON'T! 8D)

Too much info, you say? I'm just getting started.

Things I Love! (lists not in any particular order)

Fav. Characters:

Super Mario: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Geno, Vivian, Fawful

Legend of Zelda: Link, Midna

Starfox: Fox, Krystal, Bill

Fire Emblem: Roy, Marth, Eliwood, Ninian, Ike, Soren, Wil, Florina, Marcia

Psychonauts: Raz, Sasha, Ford, Boyd, the G-men

Other Games: Pit, Samus, Sonic, Snake, Lucas, Banjo Bear, Tiny Kong, Talim, Crash Bandicoot, Dr. Cortex, Spyro, Sora

Ed, Edd n Eddy: Ed, Double D, Eddy, May

Fav Hetero Pairings: Mario/Peach, Mario/Vivian, Link/Midna, Fox/Krystal, Fox/Samus, Pit/Samus, Midna/Geno, Banjo/Kazooie, Eliwood/Ninian, Eliwood/Lyndis, Florina/Hector, Wil/Lyndis, Sora/Kairi, Raz/Lili, Nazz/any of the Eds, Ed/May, Edd/May

Fav Yaoi Pairings: Link/Roy(BEST EVEH), Link/Marth, Eliwood/Hector, Ike/Soren, Sora/Riku, Ed/Edd, Edd/Eddy, Ed/Eddy, Ed/Edd/Eddy (Three-way action, yum)

Fav Games: Legand of Zelda:Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, Minish Cap, and Twilight Princess, Star Fox Adventures, Starfox: Assault, Pokemon series, Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64 and DS, Mario Party 2, 5, and 6, Super Mario Sunshine, Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario Galaxy, Banjo-Kazooie series, Super Smash Brothers Melee and Brawl, Donkey Kong 64, Paper Mario series, Animal Crossing, Soul Caliber II, Gauntlet Legends, Bust-a-Move, Tetrisphere, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars(Best Mario RPG BY FAR), Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Wario Ware: Smooth Moves, Rayman: Raving Rabbids, Crash Bandicoot series, Mario Tennis (both the new and the old!), Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Konga 1 and 2, Dance Dance Revolution MAX mix, Resident Evil 4, Fire Emblem 7 and 9, Kingdom Hearts 2, Guitar Hero 2, Psychonauts

Colors: Purple, red, black, green, pink, orange

Food: Chocolate, anything Barbecued, Pasta (including Spaghetti and Fettchini Alfredo, I'm very Italian), Coldstones Creamery's Cotton Candy Ice cream, Cheeseburgers (Cheese and Ketchup only!), Cinnamon Rolls, Hot Pockets, Creamsavers, Starbucks' Strawberry Frappachino

Music: I appreciate all types of music.

Groups: Aquabats, System of a Down (or Serj Tankian by himself), Creed, Incubus, Evenesense, Queen, Metallica, Korn, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, AC-DC, The Eagles, Heart, No Doubt (BEFORE Rock Steady!), Queens of the Stone Age, Shinedown, Nickelback, White Stripes, Gorillaz, L'Arc-En-Ciel, Black Eyed Peas, The Vincent Black Shadow, Weird Al Yankovic, Gnarls Barkley, Lou Bega, The Allman Brothers Band, Rush, Lynard Skynard, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Paramore, Muse, The Offspring, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam (or Eddie Vedder by himself), Spiderbait, Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed and Cambria, Disturbed, Cake

TV Shows: Ed, Edd n Eddy(BEST CARTOON EVEH); Powerpuff Girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Pink Panther, Yogi Bear, Looney Toons, The Muppet Show, Ying Yang Yo, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly-Odd Parents, Kappa Mikey, Martin Mystery, Invader Zim, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, America's Most Wanted, Comedy Central Presents, South Park, The Daily show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, X-Play, Ninja Warrior, Code Monkeys, Who's Line is it Anyway, House, Project Runway, Law and Order

Movies: Finding Nemo, Clue, Emperor's New Groove, Fantasia Series, LOTR series, Pirates of the Carribean series, Sleepy Hallow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dodgeball, The Incredibles, Ice Age 1 and 2, Madagascar, Kung Fu Panda, Flushed Away, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, All the Classic Muppet movies, Cars, Monster House, Super Mario Bros., Forrest Gump, Kingdom of Heaven, 300, The Breakfast Club, Galaxy Quest, Corpse Bride, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Elizabethtown (the critics can say whatever they want, it rocked my socks), 13 Ghosts, 1408, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, All three Austin Powers movies, Wild Hogs, Pink Panther (with Steve Martin), Dogma, V for Vendetta, Jumper; Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels; Ironman, Cloverfield, Get Smart

Actors: Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, John Leguizamo, Johnny Depp, Jack Black, Tim Allen(I share a birthday with him! 8D), Sam Rockwell, Will Ferall, Jon Heder, William H. Macy, Hugh Laurie, Tony Shelob, Alan Rickman, Mike Myers, Steven Corell (sp?), Simon Pegg, Nick Frost

Stand-up Comedians: Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black, Jeff Dunham, Dane Cook, Jim David, Chris Titus

Animals: Wolves and Cats are my favorites... but I love all animals. There aren't any I hate. I can even respect spiders from a distance. XD

Western comic series: Elfquest

Anime/Manga: Full Metal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, the original Pokemon series (especially "Surf's Up, Pikachu"), Chibi Vampire, Naruto (MUCH better than the anime. Art style's a little busy for my taste, though)

Books: Discworld series, Artemis Fowl series, Half-Moon Investigations, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, 'salem's Lot, The Great Gatsby, American Gods, Stardust, Good Omens

Authors: Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, Ernest Hemingway, Ray Bradbury, Terry Prattchet, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Eion Colfer, Greame Base

Things I Hate: Immatureness, stupidity, instigators, ignorance, writer's/artist's block, politics, the war on Iraq, President Bush(he's such a dumbass), gas prices(10 bucks for a little over a gallon? Gimme a break!), dust, dirty places, the stomach flu, getting zero sleep for a whole night, parental blocks, Kids Bop CDs (Just SHUT UP!), overabundances of stress, end of semester projects, procrastination, the laws against gay marriage (LET THEM MARRY FOR GODDESSES' SAKE!), and people who think games are ruining society(boo)

Oh, yeah... JACK THOMPSON IS A WHINY CHRONIC LIAR! YEAH! COME ON, YA MORON! SUE ME! I TRIPLE-DOG-DARE YOU!

Oh... and flames? ...yeah. I won't attack you back, and I usually let them go... but they still hurt. So don't do 'em. Please. If you don't agree with my viewpoints or enjoy the type of writing I do, go to someone else's profile. Like, right now. Before this turns into a big issue. Please.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Copy-and-Paste-its

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.

98 of the Zelda community adores the idea of Link and Zelda together. If you're one of the 2 who disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that rock out everyday copy and paste this ino your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't (and isn't planning on it), copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you love old music like The Beatles, Thin Lizzy, Queen etc, Copy this into your profile.

If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are often forced into the position of "personal therapist" for your whiny emo friends (and, quite frankly, are sick of it), copy this into your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

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A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hatest them. Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despisest the pairing. Thou shalt paste this in thy profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laphante, Gamergirlv,Kim And Ron 43v3r, Andre.ar, i'm an exister, Nintendo nut1

NN1's Fanfiction.net Rant

It depresses me when I think of people who get fed up and just give up on here and split, and they usually wrote really good fics that I enjoyed reading. Come on, you guys! This website ain't perfect, but think of all the people that are here! Even if you have just ONE fan, you leave, and that fan is disappointed, and that's one person too many. How can you do that to your readers? I know, I get mad at this site on occassion, but the desire for my expression of fanfiction is too strong to simply call it quits. Even if I did, I'd still LEAVE all my stuff up so people can still LOOK at it, unlike you quiters who try to erase your existence here by deleting your stories. I'm sounding harsh here, but what you guys are doing is selfish. You guys need to suck it up and just adjust yourself to the rules. And I know that sounds "comformist," but there are times to comform and times to not, and it takes a mature person to know when to do so. And as for quality, to this day I can STILL find fics that are simply amazing, but for some odd reason, they have next to none reviews. Hmm, what could that mean...?

Whew... Sorry about that. It just frustrates me when my favorites authors quit on me. I just needed to get that off my chest. Sorry. :)

PROUD MEMBER OF THE GRADUATING CLASS OF '07! W00t!

5/9/08: Wow. There was crap I REALLY needed to filter out of my profile. XD Well, well... Yes, you'll notice I'm updating my EEnE stuff. As for everything else... leave me alone. Just... leave me alone. XD I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO PLEASE YOU PEOPLE GODS!

Key Links

Nintendo-nut1 on deviantart: http://nintendo-nut1.deviantart.com/

Dimensional Clash: The only RP forum I have the patience for! XD http://mrsaturn123.proboards52.com/index.cgi

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One last thing...BEWARE OF THE FLYING HAMSTERS THAT WILL RAIN COCONUTS DOWN ON YOUR PITIFUL CITY! 8D (runs off to her Gay Rights protest)