Eladard Kikur
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since: 03-29-03, id: 362637, Profile Updated: 06-03-11
country: USA
Author has written 34 stories for I Love Lucy, SpongeBob SquarePants, Super Smash Brothers, Mario, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Marching Band, and Legend of Zelda.

Please note that I do NOT update on a schedule. I use relative language to say when the next update is. (relative language is pretty vague like "in a little bit", "a while", etc.) I try to live by the words of God-- Shigeru Miyamoto:

"A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever."

Just change "game" to "fanfic" and "bad" to "pure crap". But if anyone has a spare chabudai to give me for "Chabudai Gaeshi", I may do the next update a little quicker... (wink, wink)

6-3-11: My profile is now a Las Vegas strip of roach motels. -_-;

5-11-10: ...anyone got some Pinsol? Like 30 million gallons of it? *breaks out the mop and starts cleaning up the cobweb-infested profile*


1. Cakewalk reviews
It's a 20turn survival mission where everyone goes off to rout the Daein soldiers with unlimited turns, leaving Soren and Ilyana to protect a cake Oscar made for 20 turns!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-17-05
2. Halloween with the Laguz reviews
When the laguz celebrate Halloween, they mean business! What kind of pranks will befall upon laguz haters such as Soren?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-05
3. Shirking Duties
Erk skives off ch. 27E and drags along two people in a medieval Ferris Buller's Day Off.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Published: 9-6-05
4. Not A Pirate Or In Glitch City reviews
More chaotic than Sonia's Bolting, random insanity reins down destruction in ch. 26x of Eliwood's Story! Poor, poor Erk.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-05 - Complete
5. Navi's Misadventure reviews
Navi goes off to celebrate the end of Ocarina of Time, but things kinda get outta hand…
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-05 - Navi - Complete
6. Marth and Myself reviews
The private side of Marth shares his feelings about the other side that people see.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-05 - Complete
7. The Magical Baton reviews
Chaos, panic, and disorder occur in the band room when the band has a little fun with Dr. G's new baton that happened to be a rare magical one.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-05 - Complete
8. 10 Minute Writing Prompt on the Endocrine System reviews
All Dr. Mario wanted was to relax! Instead, he gets subjected to the kids misusing vocabulary for the endocrine system! 10 out of 13 terms used
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-13-05 - Complete
9. Music of the Heart » reviews
Looks like the worst has come when the Smashers get called back to Magican High School to participate in the band for the Spring Concert of DOOM! (Sequel to "Band Geeks!")
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-5-05 - Published: 5-2-05
10. Link at the Psychiatrist's! reviews
Since us big bad Seniors don't take the STAR test, I wrote this one–shot during my ROP and POD classes. Link winds up at a psychiatrist office because his friends think he's a nutter. Sad thing is that "nutter" is an understatement to describe Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-28-05 - Link - Complete
11. A Doll's House » reviews
A select few from Eliwood's Elite perform the controversial play for the rest of the group. Only complete and utter chaos can manifest from this.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-6-05 - Published: 3-25-05 - Complete
12. Saving the Y! reviews
A fanfic based on my Saving the Y project for math class. Educationally insane!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-05 - Complete
13. Kill Wil reviews
Words are like arrows, once fired, you can never take them back.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-29-05 - Complete
14. Rantings of a Pyromaniac » reviews
A journal written by Roy in which he talks about being a part of the insanity known as Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 5-30-04 - Complete
15. Fire Emblem Poetry Notebook reviews
Our English 4 class had to do a poetry notebook with 10 original poems. Since I used FE7 for the handouts on it, might as well do all the poems with a FE7 theme… Each poem is labeled according to type. Enjoy!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-05 - Complete
16. Like Fire and Ice » reviews
When Eliwood vists an old friend, their sons will form an unlikely friendship.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 3-13-04
17. How Nils Defeated Nergal reviews
Now if only Nils could have done this to all the other billion bad guys... Relax, this isn't a spoiler that is if he had actually done this.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-05 - Complete
18. Money Woes » reviews
The group's funds are beginning to run dry along with the number of supplies dwindling. Marth the Tactician announces the worst thing in the world; They all (including herself) have to come up with enough money to buy supplies!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-05
19. A Greedy Teen, Two Brothers, and a Cat » reviews
A weirdo "Christmas Carol" spinoff about everyone's favorite selfish swordsman: Marth!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 12-28-04
20. The Rime of the Psycho Mariner reviews
Marth and the Altean army wind up on a boat with a demented mariner. PG-13 for language, pure insanity, and the boid's fate.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-04
21. Whose Line is it Anyway? SSBM Version » reviews
The Smashers get forced into doing a parody of the ever popular "Whose Line is it Anyway?". Hosted by Crazy Hand (used to be by Master Hand).
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-16-04
22. There's Nothing Bad About Going Shopping! reviews
Roy gets forced to go on a shopping trip with Zelda. A dumb fic written for an English class assignment
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-4-04 - Complete
23. Switched! » reviews
What happens when our favorite pair of swordsmen switch bodies? INSANITY!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-31-04 - Published: 7-13-04
24. Camping Trip! reviews
When 7 friends go on a camping trip, they'll learn bizzare things about each other!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-04
25. Where's My Part? reviews
When the band gets moved around, it can get chaotic when they need their new parts. Goes for both concert and marching band
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-10-04 - Complete
26. With Friends Like These reviews
When Link wins a pair of tickets to a concert, his two best friends will do ANYTHING to go with him!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-20-04 - Complete
27. Marth's Bad Day » reviews
Heck breaks loose in the Smash Mansion as a certain prince wakes up in a VERY foul mood!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-8-04 - Published: 4-6-04
28. Goodbye Goldie reviews
This is how I felt after Goldie moved away. Not really good at poetry... X.X
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-18-04 - Complete
29. Smash Wars » reviews
A hilarious Star Wars parody starring the SSBM gang! XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-15-04 - Published: 7-25-03
30. Shoo, Flu! Shoo! » reviews
On no! The Smashers start to come down sick! How will they handle this?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-5-04 - Published: 2-7-04
31. Bowser's Encounter With The Email Survey reviews
Someone sends Bowser an email survey, which annoys Bowser VERY much...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-23-03 - Bowser - Complete
32. Whose Line Is It Anyway? Mario Version! XD reviews
The SMRPG group tries their hand at the hit show, "Whose Line Is It Anyway"!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-26-03
33. Barnical League Now! reviews
SpongeBob and friends play as the characters of Action League Now!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-1-03 - Complete
34. Shop 'Til You Drop reviews
When Lucy and Ethel go on a shopping trip, it won't go as well as they planned it...
I Love Lucy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-30-03 - Complete