The really important stuff is in the begining or all the way down at the end, you can ignore the middle or read it if you are extremely bored.

HI! I'm am a Phsycotic female! I'm 20 years old, in my third year of college as a double major (English and Social Sciences), so I'm probably just going to read and review, and maybe write an occassional one-shot and I'm a very annoying reviewer! I am in college at the moment, so if any stories are put up, they will either be finished or one-shots!! I have pretty muched stopped writing, I really haven't had time to write. Though hopefully I'll start again, by putting up occasional one-shots.

Oh! my name's Samantha and my two alter egos are Manty-Chan and Shadow Cat. Manty-Chan is my muse and Shadow Cat is my Yami! Shadow also has a crush on Sessy from Inuyasha and Manty-Chan is trying to keep Shadow and me sane= A little about me! Yay! 'nway... I have curly/wavey black hair that goes to my shoulders, brown eyes, I also have to wear glasses or contacts or else I'd be blind! wails Ummm...yeah I think that's enough! Oh yeah! My weapon of choice is The God Forsaken Weapon... THE FRYING PAN! MHUAhahahaha! Also I just started college!

Manty-chan is a fairy with light brown hair, brown eyes, calm and the voice of reason. She wears a white dress and has transperant fairy wings. Her weapon of choice is the murder weapon, it's a hair comb thing-y and in her hands really dangerous_ She is 6 years old. (Given to her by Sarah, and is called the MMW. (Mini-Murdur-Weapon) And is better than a BMW!(Big-Murdur-Weapon))

Shadow Cat is a hanyou cat demon. She has cat ears and a cat tail her hair is black with red streaks and she has black eyes that get tinted red. She wears a crimson spegetti straped shirt, a black cloak, black leather pants, black boots and carries around a sword. you don't what to get her mad! She also has a dragon tattoo on her left shoulder blade. She has a black spike collar around her neck, and a black spike bracelet on her right wrist. She also has a red spike bracelet on her left wrist, a gold dragon pendent on a red chord and a ruby in the dragon's mouth is worn around her neck. She wears a black spike belt and on her right hand is a silver ring with a black dragon engraved in it! She is 16 years old! She is 4'8''
Her two favorite quotes are: "You've obviosly mistaken me for someone who gives a damn." And "You've just given me something to live for-REVENGE!"

Here is my newest muse!
Ihsan! He, yes it is a he! He is a wood elf, likes to throw knives and uses a bow and arrow. He has short blond hair and purple eyes, pale skin, tall. He wears tan pants, a white baggy shirt under a sky blue tunic with silver trim and wears soft, ankle high brown leather boots. He is calm, and is the type to sit back and smile, he is an empth (he can feel other peoples emotions), hyper at points and serious at others. He is 18 years old, 5'8'' (not as tall as Kivan, Kivan I believe is about 6') and he is Sword Lady's muse Kivan's boyfriend.(18 as well)

Here's another new muse! And it is male as well. This he is a 14 year old kender. (meaning no matter how old they get they always act like children and their kind are pickpockets but they don't know that they are doing it) He has brown hair put up in a topknot (high ponytail kinda), green eyes, small comes up to Shadow's waist. Wears dark green leggings, a brown tunic, soft ankle boots and millions of pouches. He uses daggers and a staff for fighting. Is 14 years old, Sword Lady's muse Elwin's best friend, and his name is... (dun, dun, dun)...TRINTON! Or Trin for short.

Yes I know I have alot of muses but here's two more!

Cielo (Italian for Sky): A pale blue dragon with his wings lined with silver, wise dark blue eyes and attacks with water. He is 2,000 years old and is 100 feet in length (nose to tail) and 3 stories high in normal form but has the ability to chibi himself so that he can sit on your shoulder. Very grandfatherly type.

Viola (Italian for Violet): A female kitsune. She is a foot in hight with black and purple fur. THe tip of her tail is purple her left front paw and back right paw is purple, the other two are black. She has big brown eyes and a soft purple underbelly. She has a fire attack but it is unpredictable because she can't control it. She is three years old and becomes very attached to Shadow even going so far as to call her Mamma Shadow.

CHICKENS ARE FROM MARS_ Never forget_

Oh my friend Mere might pop in and out ocasinaly! Her pen name is ~The Weasley~ and she has written one fic. Read and Review it so she will get working on it again! My friend Sarah will also pop up from time to time as well!

YO-YOS CAN AND WILL HURT YOU!

My friend Mere found these two bumber stickers that she says describes me... and she's right! And besides the two quotes above, these two are also my fav's=

"I'm Not Shy... I'm Just Examining My PREY."

"I live in my own world, they know me here."

Like I said I'm insane:)

Wow! This is long! Does anyone read this!

-note from sarah- thine hand tis' a small hand. _

-note from sarah to mere- connect the dots.

--note from all to all--
wink wink nudge nudge cough cough can you say forshadowing?

~Random Insanity~

Mere:God Sam! Is your profile long enough?

Sam: Ummm . . . . nope nope! Not yet!

Sar: anything...(she didn't wanna say something so she said that instead!)

Mere: Dip . . . .

Sar: No that's Sam!

Sam: SAR!

Mere:snickers: u

Sam: Go! Now!

Sar: Awwww . . . . . do we have to?

Sam: Yes!

Mere:pouts: You're no fun!

Sar: That's for sure . . . .

Sam: Hey! I resemble that remark! Oh wait, shit!

Mere:laughs:

Sar:hits her with the godforesaken weapon: NO CURSING!

bye from sar and mere+

Hey! Guess what!

Manty-Chan: Your going to paint yourself purple and move to Michigan!

Cat: Ummmmmmmmmmmm...no.

Shadow: Manty-Chan, you stole that from Mere didn't you?

Manty-Chan: Bouncing up and down YEP!

Shadow: How much sugar did you have? -_-;

Manty-Chan: Not a lot! Weeeeeeee I'm a birdie! I can fly!

Shadow: -_-;;;;; No duh! You are a FAIRY!

Cat: Ummmmmmm...right! But anyway! I want to introduce my friend Sarah! pulls out Sarah from out of nowhere I know I mentioned her but now she has her own account under SWORD LADY! YAY!

And I'd also like to introduce Jeb, my computer! He's married to Lore, Sar's computer and together they have two laptops Modem and Tower and you can't forget their pet mouse!
Jeb: Hi.

Lore: Hello. Modem! Stop teasing Tower!

Kivan- What the heck is wrong with all of these people? Wait, are they even people? Maybe I should ask for what's right, it's a shorter list.

Ihsan- puts hand on Kivan's sholder It's OK. Just calm down.

Kivan- Isntantly calm So, what am I doing here. I'm Sword Lady's alter-ego.

Ihsan- And you're my boyfriend. smiles and leans head on Kivan

Kivan- Oh well then that's alright. So, who are these people?

Ihsan- If I tried to explain, we'd never leave here.

Elwin- slowly creeps up until nose to nose with Ihsan Is Kivan yours? Can you take him back please? Although I don't know if they'll give you a full money back guarentee.

Kivan- DIE! chasing Elwin with his long knives

Ihsan- steps in Now don't do that. She meant no harm. Elwin grins Besides I think she's cute.

Kivan- falls crashing to the ground Please tell me you didn't just say what I thought you said. Tell me you didn't call that little she-demon cute.

Elwin- hugs Kivan Yes! I am cute! So be nice to the little cute people!

Sword Lady- Glares at Ihsan I will make an exception because I like you, but none of my people are ... CUTE!

Ihsan- smiles You're right. None of your people are cute...

Kivan: shoulders drop

Ishan: smiles... Kiv's ADORABLE!

Elwin- pouts Then what am I?

Ihsan- hugs her like a little sister You're beautiful. Don't listen to Kiv when he's in a bad mood.

Elwin-looks up at him sniffling Can you put him in a good mood? The way he is when The two of you come out of the bedroom? He's always smiling then.

Ihsan- smiling sweetly I'll try dear.

Kivan- ready to pounce on Elwin and starts smiling

Elwin- THANK YOU!

In background everyone is rolling on the floor laughing

Cat: Well, I'm insane! Yay! And I hope you enjoy my stories!

Adios amigos_

-= Look its a CAT! I'm crazy!

Sar: Sam? What is this?

Sam: My profile.

Mere: Your profile?

Sam: Why? What's wrong?

Mere and Sar: This isn't a profile!

Sam: It's not? Than what is it?

Mere and Sar: A fic!

--a while later--

Sar: Sessy!

Sess: What? looks at her in fear

Sar: You're going to prom with me!

Shadow: But he's my husband! Where do you get off with asking Sess to go to Prom with you?

Sar: Well, he already said yes! So we're going together!

Shadow: fumming WHAT! SESSS! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! runs him with sword in hand.

Sess: looking nervous Well, I'll save a slow dance for you. And...and..and..you can go with Bakura!

Shadow: stops in mid strike Well...Okay! Sarah you can have him!

Sar: Yeah!

Cat: So what prompted this? And why is it on my profile?

Sar: B/c I asked Hunter and he said yes! So I'm going to prom with Fluffy! I'm going to prom with Sessy!

Everyone: ...

Cat: So let me get this straight. You asked Hunter? Sar nodds And he said yes? Nodds again So why are you going with Sess?

Rune: And why not ME? You're married to me! Why take that ugly demon mutt over me!

Sess: UGLY...DEMON...MUTT! DIE ELF! attacks Rune

Rath: NNNNOOOOOOOO! shoves Sess away Mine! NO TOUCHY!

Sar: Somehow Rath, I don't think that's what he had in mind.

Rath:watches Sess with wary eyes

Shadow: So back to the original question about a hundred lines above.

Sar: Actually it's only eight.

Shadow: That's not the point! Now answer the freakin' question!

Sar: look up slowly and starts to give a Herro smile What if I don't want to?

Cat: Ummmmmmmm... we'll get Haru in here and than you'll spill your guts!

Sar: eyes get big OK! I WON"T TELL! BRING HIM ON! smirks behind hand

Cat: On second thought we'll get Akito. a smile

Sar:smile gone If I used other language, what I'd say to you right now! Fine bring on the walking death case! I can take that tooth pick!

Yuki: She just insulted Akito!

Kyo: No shit sherlock! I think the Rat just proved the _amazing_ amount of brain power he has. sarcastic

Yuki: Shut-up Cat!

Kyo: Why don't you make me you damn Rat!

Yuki: I'd love to! tackles Kyo and covers mouth with his

(Yes, I like werid couplings_)

Kyo: breaks kiss Damn Rat!

Yuki_Stupid_ Cat!

Hatori: Stop behaving like children.

Cat: starry eyed Oh! Hatori! You are just so smart, and handsome, and tall, and I love you! glomps Hatori

Hatori: sweat drop and gives Cat a weird look

Haru: What are you doing? looking at Yuki and Kyo Never mind! Kyo you better treat my Rat nice!

Kyo: What do you mean "Your Rat!" Last I checked he's mine!

Trin: Jealous are we?

Elwin: Yep! Yep! Just like Kivan and Ihsan!

Yuki: Oh, Kyo. sigh

Sar: Haru! tries to glomp him, but restrained by Shadow and Sess

Shadow: No you don't! You don't get to glomp until you spill!

Sess: I want to know how I got involved in this!

Sar: NNNOOOO! I need my Haru! starts to cry

Kivan: So why didn't she just take him to prom?

Ihsan: I find it's better not to ask when involving one of those three.

Shadow: SPILL!

Sar:Sniffing Alright... Well, Hunter liked Sess. NO! NOT LIKE THAT! He's just his favorite one from that anime. You know how we call Sess Fluffy? Well, b/c of that, we started calling Hunter Fluffy. So I'm going to Prom with Fluffy. Now let me have my Haru!

Cat: Fine you can have your cow! I have my dragon! starry eyed

Shadow and Sess let go, Sar launches herself at Haru, but stopps before touching him, she gives him a simple hug

Sar: I love you.

Kivan: All that for nothing! You got everyone worked up over that!

Sar: I didn't make them all worked up. They got themselves worked up. See look at--Haru puts hand over her mouth

Haru: I don't suggest you say that.

Elwin: Sar, why are you looking at the cat and the rat... and now sess and shadow... and now rath and rune...and now cat and the stiff...and now ki-

Kivan: Don't you dare finish that sentence.

Ihsan:leans forward and whispers into Kivan's ear Kivan and Ihsan...

Trin: Well, now that they are all geting ummmmmm... right! Hey, Manty-Chan, Elwin! You guys up for ice cream!

Manty-Chan: Sure, things are getting to crowded!

Elwin: I'd say things are getting to hot!

Trin and Manty-Chan: ELWIN!

Sar: Manty-Chan! Don't forget you're Murder weapon! It's not safe out there!

Sess: muttering Only because you people are alive and that you have that murder weapon-BAM

Elwin: Don't forget the God_Forsaken_Weapon too! suddenly looks around. Beging hyperventilating Where is she! Where is Mere? I want Mere!

Manty-Chan: Mere couldn't be here. She took a guy with blonde hair and a guy with silver hair and locked them in her bedroom with her.

Everyone: TOO MUCH INFO!

Sess: What's she doing with my little brother!

Sar: AUH! Sessy! I didn't know you cared!

Sess: No I don't!

Sar: Yes you do!

Sess: NO!

Sar:YES!

Sess:NO!

Sar: YES!

Cat: Ok, this could go on forever, so let's leave them alone.

Shadow: Not alone without me!

-A few days later-

Cat: wacking Akito over the head Why I'm your twin I have no idea! And why I like you it will take me many, billions of years to figure out! But you will allow me to marry Hatori! Sar to marry Haru! Mere to marry Shigure! And Yuki and Kyo to have a nice realtionship! Or else...

Akito: cowering and covering his head Will it make you stop hitting me with a frying pan?

Cat: Yes.

Akito: Ok.

Cat: Yay!

Mere:. . . . you are such a FREAKIN' KEYBOARD HOG!

Shigure: Awww, let her hog the keyboard all she wants! Just, . . . . can I hog you?

Mere: --; uhhhh . . . . .

Yuki: cowering in Kyo's arms

Kyo: soothing him

Manty-Chan: Why's the big and powerful, 'nobody can defeat me rat', cowering in the cat's arms?

Shadow: That is sicking seeing such an awesome fighter acting like a baby.

Trin: SHADOW! Why are you so mean?

Ihsan: It's because she's Shadow.

Trin: Oh!

Hatori: standing off to side with medical bag Yuki is cowering because Akito is here.

Everybody: Oh.

Cat: glomps Hatori I LOVE YOU!

Mere: LET ME HAVE THE GODDAMN KEYBOARD MORE OFTEN! Just do a few short posts.

Cat: ummmm...sorry. I'll try! goes back to hugging Hatori

Hatori: gives Cat a weird look Has anybody ever told you, you are weird?

Cat: big smile Many times!

Hatori: sweatdrop

Yuki: I believe your comments no longer affect Miss Cat any longer.

Manty-Chan: That would mean that they've affected her before!

Mere: Yuki!

Yuki: . . . ?

Mere: Yuki:runs up and glomps him:

Shigure: What about me?

Kyo: Cat ears appear WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GLOMPING MY DAMN RAT! GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF MY MATE!

Mere:un-glomps Yuki (is that a word?) and bows down in front of Yuki so low that her chin touches the floor:

Yuki:In a daze: Uhh . . . . . ?

Mere:speaking with her face to the floor: Oh great master Yuki! Please! Please teach me of your boundless knowledge!

Yuki: looks down at her with wide eyes Uhh...Miss?

Kyo: Still in Cat ears, graps Yuki TEACH YOU WHAT! holding him close to his chest

Yuki: buries face in his chest Kyo-chan, she's scaring me!

Shigure: pouts What about me..? I want to teach her that! crying

Mere: . . . ? Teach me what? I don't understand . . .

Elwin:walks to Shigure and gets real close and looks him in the face: I don't know can you teach me too?

Kivan:yanks her away: Stay away from him!

Mere: Can someone tell me what the hell you're talking about? I just want Yuki to teach me the granduer ways of sarcasim . . . What's Shigure talking about . . . ?

Shigure: Come on I'll show you . . . :winks:

Mere: Ummm okay, I guess . . . . .

:Shigure takes Mere's hand and leads her into a broom closet, locking the door behind him:

Kyo: shaking head and still holding Yuki close He is such a pervert.

Yuki: Kyo-chan, is the scary lady gone?

Kyo: sweatdrop Yes.

Yuki: looks up with a weird smile on face Kyo-chan...

Kyo: ...uh?

Yuki: Kyo-chan, let's go somewhere private.

Kyo: Ummmmmm...Yuki? What's gotten in to you?

Yuki: smiles and starts nuzzling Kyo My Kyo-Chan...

Trin: What's with the Rat?

Elwin: No clue.

Manty-Chan: What are they doing?

Ihsan & Kivan: covering their eyes This is getting into PG-13!

Shadow: Evil grin and holds up a bottle of _Passion Powder_

Cat&Sar: SHADOW WHAT DID YOU DO?

Shadow: Nothing. hides bottle behind back

Hatori&Haru: We are with them again, why?

Sword Lady: appears out of nowhere IHSAN!

Ihsan: What did I do...or not do?

Kivan: What the he--

Sword Lady: grabs Ihsan and they disappear

All:...

Kivan: What the hell just happened!

Shadow: ears down She looked wierd...

Cat: Yeah. She looked upset...

Elwin: Yeah she did...

Kivan: Stop with the trailing off thing!

Trinton: Where did they go?

Manty-Chan: Why did she grab Ihsan? He wasn't doing anything.

Cat: jumping up and down screaming I know where they went! I know where they went!

All: WHERE!

Cat: leans forward and whispers They went...screams to a place that I'm not going to tell you!

Kivan: DIE WENCH! beging to chase Cat around with his daggers

Trinton: Kivan has a bad mouth for being one of Sword's muses.

Elwin: Kivan sure get's mad when Ihsan is taken away.

Shadow: grins Yeah. I like this side of him. We should take Ihsan away more often.

Manty-Chan: Let's go to Sword's profile. Maybe they're there.

All: leave for Sword's profile

Akito, Hari, Haru: Why are we still here?
=

Mere: HAHAHAHA! COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL OF THE KEYBOARD! . . . Uh . . . I'll say bye now . . . IN MEREISH! MUWHAHAHAHA!

Merish: Goodbuys too's you sorta-odd-like peoples!

English: Good seeing you now get the hell out.

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I want to add that I love Sirius Black and Remus Lupin from Harry Potter! I cried when Sirius fell through the veil! And I totally support Sirius/Remus Yaoi! I also support House/Chase Yaoi, from Hous M.D.

I have developed a love for Rusty/Linus fics, go check Gryvon out she has really great stories up!!

I also love Sydney/Gage stories from Walker, Texas Ranger fanfic, JanisB has written awesome stories about this couple!!

I HAVE DECIDE TO DELETE AN ANGEL'S LOVE! THANK YOU to all who reviewed, I really appriaciated your support. I just lost intrest in the story and if wasn't writing like I wanted it to. So since it was my only uncompleted story, I decided to review it. Sorry to all who enjoyed it.

I'm looking for good Miroku/Sango fics, if you know any please drop me a line! Oh, two fics that I would like to recommend deals with a blind Miroku: Starzki's Groping and b7-Kerravon Dreams of the Dark! They are wonderful, if you do know any other blind Miroku fics I would love to read them!

Bye!