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| Bandit X |
Author has written 18 stories for Fanfiction Poetry, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warcraft, Alice, 2009, and Sherlock. Hello! My name is Bandit, formerly Phoenix Archangel. I take nothing seriously, and I'm aware I tend to make a mockery of the craft. I write for myself, my friends, and those with a good sense of humor. There. I've said it. It's out in the open for all to see and judge. I have only three requests: Read, Review, and don't tell Mother. UPDATES: I've been gone a VERY long time, and any unfinished stories are going to remain that way. My focus has changed so much since I last wrote fanfiction that I absolutely cannot go back. Please enjoy the new stories as much as the old. I've found a great many resources for improving one's writing. One of the best has to be Wikipedia's Fanfic Definition. It has extensive explanations of craft jargon, legal matters, and a terrific time line. For a list of FAQ's (should fanfiction.net not have the answer), I'd suggest Chilling Effect's Fan Fiction FAQ. And remember, no matter what the Agents say, Neo is NOT Mr. Anderson. My Favorite Quotes: "There's no such thing as a circle--up close, it's just a squiggly bunch of atoms."-M.S. "Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." -Anon. "It's not that I want to kill her, I just don't want her to be alive any longer." -Stewie Griffen 'Am I bisexual? Well would you want to live your life with one hand tied behind your back?' -James Dean "Once, I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."-Rodney Dangerfield "When all attempts fail, erase all evidence that you tried." -Anon. "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity." -Anon. "Become a whole person before inviting someone into your life; then you'll have more to offer." -H. H. | |||||
1. Bleed You Out reviewsI really need a better title . John Watson contemplates suicide and his perceived lack of personal identity, seeing himself as merely an extension of Sherlock Holmes.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete2. A Synthetic Life reviewsThe dark, depressing back story of David Hatter. ONE SHOTAlice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-12 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete3. The Conscience of a KingStarts just before the destruction of the Sunwell. Part of a much longer story I hope to tell. Virghinia is an enslaved elf aboard a Bloodsail ship, but when the pirates are apprehended by a Booty Bay vessel, what will become of her? -Title may changeWarcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Published: 4-22-104. The Tanner and The Tailor reviewsTheir love was an unlikely one. Sabrieth was a sin'dorei rogue; Aganny an undead warlock. A brief tale based on true events. One-shot. 710 words words from the heart.Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-10 - Blood Elf - Complete5. The Chonicles of a Mad Sin'dorei » reviewsMy war against writer's block, written for my guild. A blood elf rogue named Sabrieth decides to coerce her guild into starting an all-out war with the murlocs. Stupidity and bad parodies ensue. R&RWarcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-4-10 - Blood Elf & Tauren6. Cold » reviewsR for later chapters. Basic needs can be recognized in unlikely places but what are the pairings? Short paragraphs from everyone's point of veiw, but why are they all thinking about companionship? Yaoi. CompleteWolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 6-28-04 - Complete7. Being Captain Sparrow reviewsRated for language, this is my attempt at a Captain's log. I was rping with some friends while on a boat, and this was the end result. R&RPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-4-048. Running With The Moon » reviewsLet me take you back to when Remus, Sirius, James and Peter were teens. I wrote one for Remus! Lupin is my fav character, and it's time for him to have a bit of romance. DiscontinuedHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-30-04 - Published: 10-22-03 - Remus L. & Sirius B.9. Paths reviewsA li'l sonfic for Inu or Kagome, not really decided, just a poetry bunny I had to use. : ) R&R!Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-0410. Harry PottedPlant: The Hallway of the Undisclosed reviewsHarry Potted-Plant and Dracula Malfoy hath return-ed! crazed laughter If you havn't read the first two stories, you'll be lost in this one. R&R, kind followers of my madness! Phoenix ArchangelHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-9-03 - Harry P.11. Harry PottedPlant and The Chasam of Samurai reviewsThe second installment of Harry Potted-Plant! cheer Read, Review, ya-da, ya-da. You won't understand the story if you didn't read "Harry Potted-Plant." Enjoy! Love! Funnies!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-03 - Harry P.12. Harry PottedPlant reviewsNearly harmless, very funny. It's awesome and random and Mine! Read&Reveiw! Next 2 companion stories complete.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-12-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete13. Jonny Came Home reviewsMy fifth parody, and it's for Pyro as he contemplates joining Magneto.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-27-0314. I Can't Stand to Run reviewsAh, yes. Another one. This is just a little parody I wrote for Scott A.K.A. Cyclops.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-03 - Cyclops15. The XMen Song! reviewsA harmless little song performed by The X-Men! Yay! Review! And, no, 'Pandora', there is no Bobby Drake. LOLX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-26-0316. Logan's Song reviewsI parodied the song Forsaken to reflect my interpretation of how Logan might feel. R&RX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-0317. The Ringwraithe Men reviewsParody of The Highway Man, with ringwraithes and Aragorn. It's intended to be funny, R&RFanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-0318. LoTR Limericks reviewsYeah, I know there are too many LoTR Limericks. Couldn't help it! * R&R! PG-13 for my vulgar sense of humor.Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-17-03
